Mr. Jiang is not driving today

Jiang Xun raised his paw expressionlessly, and slapped Yu Miao's face with a pad of flesh that could be relied on for food.

Yu Miao woke up suddenly.

When he first woke up, it was rare for him to reveal that his blurred eyes looked interesting, but his expression soon became ugly. He bent down and gently pressed the lower part of his abdomen, endured it for a while, then stood up abruptly, facing Walk quickly in the direction of the bathroom.

Jiang Xun didn't follow, he walked around the table twice, feeling bad, very bad.

His thinking level has broken through the dimension of "Yumiao had a dream and the protagonist may be himself".He remembered another thing.

In the original book "Beast Habitat in Dongshan", the sister of the Yin family, who had a fun play with the original owner in the ice cave, once said that she and him met in a dream, and the two sublimated each other's revolutionary friendship in the dream , a supine, a sit-up, reached the great harmony of life.

So now what?Because he and Yu Miao got close, so Yu Miao stole the scene of the girl?

...Can this plot be any more painful?

On the other side, Yu Miao sank into the hot water, his face was pale, all the blood in his body was concentrated in one place, the feeling of swelling pain and hotness made him hold on to the edge of the tub tightly, his fingers were too hard, and the tub fell again. Contaminated with strong water vapor, the grip finally slipped off the hand, leaving a few water marks on the side of the barrel, as well as shallow finger marks caused by the loss of spiritual power.

He bent his head back, biting his lower lip, and the image in his mind couldn't be erased——

Qin Mu lightly held his finger in his mouth, obediently like a domestic cat, the tip of his soft tongue slipped slowly through his fingers, and the transparent liquid fell from the corner of his lips like a silver thread.Yu Miao has been practicing swords for more than ten years, and his hands should be unconscious, but this subtle itching seems to penetrate his skin and penetrate directly into his texture, biting, licking, soft lips , The pointed canine teeth occasionally exposed, lingeringly chasing after his fingers.His Adam's apple rolled slowly, swallowing the shudder from the touch.

Yu Miao clearly remembered how he pushed him to the ground in this posture. The man's face could not be seen clearly, but he knew instinctively that it was Qin Mu, and there was nothing wrong with it.

Qin Mu, Qin Mu, Qin Mu.

The body temperature was so real that it made one's heart palpitate. He carefully pecked the corners of his lips, as if joking, just like the phrase "when will we get married" he asked during the day, like a cat's paw, scratching his heart up and down It left a series of whitish scars, itchy and unbearable, which was both funny and angry.Gradually, Qin Mu lost control of his hand, and slowly swam under him, his little finger slowly sweeping across his bell...

It was at that time that Yu Miao completely lost his mind, only hearing a roar in his head, and then he went crazy.

And then...was woken up by the cat.

Yu Miao picked up the hot water and poured it on his chest. The water line fell on his chest, as if it was poured on something hollow, and an empty echo could be heard.

Jiang Xun lay on the bed and flicked his tail for a long time before Yu Miao came out of the bathroom with an expression... well, quite indescribable.

He hadn't experienced human affairs yet, his brows were slightly frowned, and his finger lightly pressing on his abdomen felt uncomfortable, which gave Jiang Xun a very bad association:

He was in a dream just now, he couldn't have just had a good time, and he was awakened by himself before he had time to look northwest and shoot Sirius to reach the pinnacle of his life.

That was one of life's great tragedies.

Jiang Xun silently expressed his sympathy for Yu Miao in his heart.After all, this is the main plot, so he must go, without the girl, he can only be the top tank.

Yu Miao was leaning on the couch, draped in pajamas, with a rare disheveled appearance, one shoulder was exposed, and the round shoulder and sunken collarbone were clearly visible.People who are accustomed to abstinence reveal such flaws, there is always a temptation to invite you into the urn.

As if a little chipmunk was scratching his throat, Jiang Xun swallowed slightly.

After Yu Miao exhaled, he hugged the cat that had been aired for a long time in his arms.

Three years have passed, and the kitten is still so big that it can be picked up with a single slap. It is so small and cute.He hugged the cat, and tapped its nose with his fingers, but before he could make any further movements, the kitten in his arms wrapped around him. It circled his neck like a scarf, and its thin, thin paws glistened. Come out, hook the clothes on Yu Miao's chest, bury his face in it, and rub against it.

Jiang Xun always likes to play like this, and it's fun to catch Yu Miao back and forth. I didn't expect Yu Miao to be a little weird today, so he grabbed him out of his arms, held Jiang Xun's front paws, and kissed him lightly. Kissed his lips, then lifted him up to her eyes and shook her: "...Come with me, okay?"

Jiang Xun knew that his current expression must have been struck by lightning, and soon, Yu Miao added a comment to his words: "I don't need any spirit beasts, you are enough."

...Brother Grass Holder, please be careful for your image!

Does it make sense for the Patriarch of the Yu family, who wears a semi-immortal artifact Guangcheng, to hold a cat in his arms?Imagine the scene of old cats and thin horses in the setting sun, and bring an old teapot and a handful of fried melon seeds, and Yujia Chengweitang will become the activity center of veteran cadres.

Jiang Xun shook his head.

He felt that Yu Miao was disappointed, and sure enough, Yu Miao's expression faded, and he said to himself: "...he wants to go, so you have to go."

Before Jiang Xun had time to recover, he regained his softness, embraced the warm hair ball in his arms, stroked the hair gently, walked to the sandalwood desk, took a piece of writing paper, and took it from the pen holder. He took down the ink pen, hugged Jiang Xun with one hand, gently squeezed the deer brush with the other hand, and wrote on the paper steadily and vigorously: "I never knew your name, and I didn't know if you had a master. I will give you a name." Well, your name before me."

After finishing speaking, Yu Miao put down his pen.

Jiang Xun looked intently, and the word "Baoyu" was shining with ink on the paper.

... Yujiu, can you be more shameless and sullen?

Jiang Xun jumped down from his arms, stepped on the wet ink marks, walked around the paper, left a series of footprints, then lay on the paper with all four feet in the air, and gave his dirty paws to the paper. He looked and protested.

But Yu Miao misunderstood what he meant, hugged the soft and comfortable belly of the cat, and scratched it lightly. Jiang Xun was so itchy immediately, and protested by waving his claws, the cat's claws scratched on the paper. , wanting to run left and right.

One person and one cat played well, but the cold war between Jiang Xun and Yu Miao continued until the day of the Jiuzhen Valley Beast Hunting Conference.

Jiuzhen Valley is as famous as Shenweiyuan. The former is full of strange beasts and exotic plants, and has the image of Zhongling and Yuxiu.The weapons of the children of the aristocratic family are refined from the latter, while the former allows the children of each family to enter when they are 15 years old, and hunt their own spirit beasts. The harm can be overcome.

Jiang Xun changed into a black and gold military uniform, and stood among the disciples with "Yin and Yang" in his arms. A girl in Le's warm golden military uniform came running in small steps. I have done a lot of homework, and I will never see you again, this thing... I have prepared it a long time ago, but I have not found a chance to give it to the young master, please accept it."

Jiang Xun naturally put on a friendly uncle-like smiling face, so kind that there was no trace of ambiguity: "Thank you. You took the trouble."

He felt that he was very restrained and upright. Hearing his old-fashioned tone, he wished he could kneel down and kowtow to him for his early years. Unexpectedly, the girl shyly covered her face and turned around, and ran faster than a rabbit. It disappeared in a blink of an eye.

On the button of Jiang Xun's military uniform, there is a branch of wishing, three other small flowers in the pocket, and a purse that was forced into it... Well, there is another handkerchief.

Jiang Xun, who is well versed in the plot, has always maintained an extremely polite and courteous attitude towards all the female creatures in Yaoyunmen, and kept a safe distance of at least ten yards, but this seemed to have led to some counterproductive effects.

Qin Qiu often said mysteriously when chatting with himself: "Brother, you don't know how many women from aristocratic families fall in love with you, saying that you are a real gentleman."

...hell.

God knows that he is dealing with these adolescent girls with the attitude of a father, and this mother can also hook up, Jiang Xun feels that he is committing a crime.

Not to mention how to deal with these piles of troublesome single arrows in the future, just talking about this piecemeal gadget, how will he deal with the next zoo riot?

He had hinted to Ji Yunshang several times before, such as asking if Jiuzhengu was dangerous, etc., but Ji Yunshang firmly said that the barrier of Jiuzhengu was opened once a year. None of the spirit beast's children has been killed by the spirit beast yet.Spirit beasts are not fierce beasts, they will only resist when they are captured, and they are basically as docile as sheep at other times.

After finishing the basic setting explanation, Ji Yunlu put his shoulders on his shoulders and said seriously: "Young Master Qin, you don't need to worry. If you really don't want to arrest him, it's great to go there to enjoy the scenery."

...Jiang Xun inexplicably felt ridiculed.

But this also made Jiang Xun doubtful. The spirit beasts that are full of the world did not riot sooner or later, but they rioted in the year when the protagonist entered. Could it be that these spirit beasts sensed the protagonist's aura and came to worship collectively? ?

Jiang Xun decided not to let his imagination run wild, holding his "yin and yang" in his arms and leaning towards Zhan Mei's side: "Mei Mei, let's go together?"

Zhan Mei is already a tall and slender young man, with an epee on his waist, his figure is even taller than that sword, his whole body looks like a well-polished weapon: "Don't call me that."

Jiang Xun smiled slyly: "Cheng Chengcheng, Zhan Fangjie, brother Fangjie, good Fangjie, take me one."

Le Li on the side smiled so brightly that Jiang Xun's leg hairs blew up: "Then the three of us together?"

...sorry for being too rambunctious.You guys talk, I'm leaving first.

Qin Qiu has also found a little partner, and it is the girl from the Yin family who is close to him with a negative distance. Jiang Xun didn't want to go up to make trouble, and was about to find Luanxue, so he squeezed into Jiang Xun Side: "Young Master Qin, how about we hunt animals together?"

...I don't think so.

Yin Wutang has been more and more attentive these days, which made Jiang Xun very panic. Although the steel pipe is not straight recently, I am not a picky eater. Mr. M who is fanned by such an ear scraper is really unbearable. .

Jiang Xun caught sight of Yu Miao as soon as he turned his eyes, and gave him a wink as if he had found a treasure.Yu Miao, who was talking to the seventh elder brother Yuqian and the eighth elder brother Yu Pang, seemed to feel something, and glanced at him, his cheeks flushed slightly, and quickly turned his face away, cruelly blocking Jiang Xun's call for help.

Emergency rescue, friends!I don't mind that you have me as the protagonist in your sexual dreams!You believe me!

When it was the right time, the enchantment of Jiuzhen Valley opened wide, and the blooming gilt light enveloped all the disciples of the aristocratic family standing in the center of the field.Jiang Xun felt a blinding white light flash in front of his eyes, and his retinas were stinging. He immediately closed his eyes. The light transmission of the eyelids made Jiang Xun only see dark red bloodshot and pure white spots for a while.

However, in the next second, his eyes were completely dark.

Dark, ghastly black, black with a strong stench.

Jiang Xun suddenly opened his eyes, turned his face away, and the transmitted light turned into pinpoint-sized dots and disappeared without a trace.

Jiang Xun still had white spots and afterimages flickering in front of his eyes, but he smelled the stench, and a vague noun popped out of his mind.

His complexion suddenly tightened, and the "yin and yang" in his hands burst open in response: "Be careful! This is not Jiuzhen Valley!!...it's Zhuxu!"