Mr. Jiang is not driving today
Chapter 1
"Beast Habitat in Dongshan Mountain" is an ancient book, with about thirty to forty thousand words, and the cover will rustle to pieces with a little force. Jiang Xun doesn't know where his bad friend found such a thing in the library. son of a bitch.
The book is not long, but the content is really all-encompassing.The protagonist, Qin Mu, is the first heir of the Yuyang Qin family, a family of immortal cultivators. He is male, beautiful, very beautiful, very beautiful, and beautiful in every way.
Q: Why did you spend so much time describing the protagonist's beauty?
Answer: In order to make the protagonist fuck more cool and exciting.
That's right, this is a fleshy article, the ancient Eighteen Forbidden Little X article, since the protagonist of Chapter 1 matured at the age of 12, it began to be indescribable. Frustrated, grief and indignation hard to suppress, so XXOO to vent their anger, from the delicate and soft ignorant junior sister to the loyal servant who protects the Lord, from the beautiful lady of the righteous way to the enchanting witch of the devil world, there are many styles and tastes. , some descriptions are not much better than "Jin X Mei", and because of the protagonist's halo body protection, Qin Mu always puts on a second-hand face of "this troubled world owes me a clear", which has formed a lot enemies.
However, if the first half of "Beasts Live in Dongshan" is still free, the second half of the plot is like a wild dog running free.
The demarcation point is a few missing pages. Jiang Xun didn't notice the missing parts at first, but after turning over a page, he was stunned after only reading a little.
Why is the protagonist wanted by Quanxianmen?Did he fall asleep to someone who shouldn't?
Wait, Mr. Le Jia, who was originally gentle and gentle as jade, also imposed S that M on the protagonist?With props? ... Fuck, this is all right?This is not dead?
Why is the Qin family's long-standing enemy, the head of the Yu family, still thinking of taking the protagonist to play prison games at this time?
As for the Fifty Shades of Grey of the demon girl and the process of the protagonist falling into the devil, I will not repeat it. Anyway, after a long circle, the protagonist is still in the hands of the Patriarch of the Yu family.
After closing the book, Jiang Xun sighed to the sky: "Fuck, what a big hatred."
... These were also the last words Jiang Xun said before his death.
The library of Jiang Xun School has three floors. An elevator is installed for the convenience of transporting books. The exit of the elevator is different from the exit of the stairwell. voice.
The voice control light did not respond at all.
Jiang Xun resolutely chose to take the elevator and came out from the exit of the elevator room. He was about to go to the cafeteria when the cable hanging the rebar above his head was loose.
Jiang Xun heard the strange noise, and before he could raise his head, he was knocked to the ground by a sudden force of gravity that fell from the sky.
When he woke up again, he found himself lying on the edge of a sparkling pool, his whole body was weak, he managed to get up, and saw his own face reflected in the pool.
In the swaying waves of the water, Jiang Xun saw the face of a twelve or thirteen-year-old boy. Immediately, the hundreds of words of adjectives about the protagonist in "Beast Habitat in Dongshan" all fell into place, especially those eyes, which were not at all It bears the author's praise that "a handful of autumn water is drunk and hazy".
This situation is too unreal, even Jiang Xun, who has never been a materialist since he was a child, couldn't accept it for a while, and buried his head between his arms, trying to escape reality.
But the ground was too cold, and after lying down for a while, Jiang Xun silently got up by himself.
Dizziness, headache, heaviness, and fever in the viscera did not delay Jiang Xun's judgment on the situation in front of him: If he was really lucky enough to enter the "Beasts Habitat in Dongshan", and he was not a passer-by, The current self, living Teddy Jing Qin Mu, should be like what is written in the beginning of the book, getting drunk at the banquet, aroused by alcohol, so he left early and found someone to defeat him.
In other words, he is now on the road to a broken virgin.
Jiang Xun decisively changed his course, bypassing the shattered lake, picked a direction at random, and walked over.
In fact, until now, Jiang Xun still feels that he is dreaming. He was hit by a falling object and fell into a coma. It is only because he read this book before coma that he is dreaming now.
He changed his course just in case, because he really didn't have much interest in the male protagonist's charming harem group, and he didn't even have the intention of seeking favor.
The reason is simple. Although Jiang Xun looks like a man, he has an ascetic physique inside. Today, when a friend pushed "Beasts Live in Dongshan" in front of him in the library, the recommendation he gave was quite straightforward : "Look, this can cure your disease."
After only turning two pages, Jiang Xun raised his head: "...We are all medical students, don't you know the difference between indifference and incompetence?"
The bad friend just smirked: "I know you are the former, but indifference is also a disease, and it needs to be cured."
Jiang Xun kicked away the bad friend, and spent half an afternoon reading the book by himself, and then was thrown in by a steel bar.
Walking on the road, Jiang Xun gradually realized sadly that his senses were very sensitive, and everything around him felt real. This was not like a dream.
Even so, Jiang Xun still had a little luck, until a male voice suddenly rang in his ears: "Where are you going?"
The sound came without the slightest bit of defense, Jiang Xun hesitated for a second, squatted on the ground as soon as his legs gave up, and looked around 360 degrees from left to right.Soon, the voice rang again: "I'm sorry, did I scare you?"
...It seems to be the voice coming from my own body.
Jiang Xun squatted on the ground. This posture was really unattractive, but Jiang Xun felt that he had a strong sense of security. He could run away with strength, and he could fall to the ground and pretend to be dead when he retreated.
Seeing that there was no reply, the male voice became clearer, obviously worried: "...Xun?"
Jiang Xun suddenly got goosebumps from this title, and the atmosphere of terror disappeared.
He thought that if he really wore a book, there should be a standard system according to the routine.
So he asked cautiously, "Where are you?"
The system replied: "I'm on your right hand. Are you still uncomfortable?"
Jiang Xun heard this and looked at his right hand, which was a pair of children's hands, tender and white, with a cinnabar red mole on his right wrist, which was very conspicuous.
Well, it really is Qin Mu's body.
Jiang Xun remembers it clearly. In "Beasts Live in Dongshan", when Qin Mu flirted with his sister for the Nth time, he said "lovesickness mole, born for you", and he successfully hit the girl.
...And, is this so-called "right hand" the one I understand?
Thinking about this, Jiang Xun asked, and the system replied: "Yes, I will help you when you need it."
Jiang Xun didn't want to answer the conversation anymore, and asked a little numbly: "...Thank you. What's your name?"
Mr. System is very gentle: "Amu."
Jiang Xun thought for a while: "A Mu, your name is A Mu, and my name is Qin Mu, so you are bound to me? What is my mission?"
The system paused, and instead of talking about the actual situation, it gave Jiang Xun chicken soup: "As long as you live well, everything will be fine."
Jiang Xun immediately thought of the mourning ending of "Beasts Habitat in Dongshan", and shuddered.
He wanted to ask more questions, but the burning sensation in his viscera suddenly became so intense that he couldn't stand up, and he fell forward, spitting out a mouthful of fishy heat, as if his whole body was about to melt excruciating pain.
Ruanmeng System Lord became impatient: "What's wrong? What happened?"
...good question, I would like to know too.
The burning pain in his body quickly spread to his limbs and bones, and his vocal cords seemed to be burned, and he was unable to make any decent sound.
... Could this be the real reason why the hero turned into a Teddy?Wouldn't XXOO burn himself to death?
Jiang Xun was thinking about it in a daze, and suddenly he felt a lot lighter in his body, and his mind gradually returned to clarity.
He tried to move his body, and barely opened his mouth: "Meow..."
Jiang Xun: "..."
He raised his hand, and what came into view was a white kitten's paw.
Jiang Xun immediately turned over and sat up, and touched each other with his two front paws. The two pink flesh pads in the shape of plum blossoms pressed against each other, and they were fleshy and sunken.
If these claws were not his own, they must be very cute.
As a meow, Jiang Xun huddled in a pile of clothes and pants, thinking about life for a few minutes, before accepting this setting with difficulty, which is not much better than "you will die if you don't XXOO".
Jiang Xun admitted that his previous understanding was wrong. He always thought that the "beast" in "Beasts Habitat in Dongshan" was a false finger, meaning that the protagonist who entered the brain with sperm was an out-and-out beast. Unexpectedly, it was literally the meaning of.
...Then why is it not mentioned in the original text that the main character is a cat?
Jiang Xun thought about it carefully and felt relieved.
Readers would of course prefer to read the erotic story between a strong man and a busty girl with a water snake waist. Who would want to watch the mating process of a male cat and a female cat?
Author, I underestimate you, you are really a logical person.
Jiang Xun didn't forget to do business when he was feeling emotional, and hid behind the rockery with his underwear in his mouth.
He doesn't know how long this process of animal transformation can last. Anyway, he is trying to mobilize the power in his body to transform back, but it is useless at all. It is better to wait for it to recover on its own. Before that, it is better to hide the traces , so as not to spread the gossip that "Mr. Qin's son runs away at night after removing all his clothes and getting drunk".
Since the author didn't use a lot of ink to describe the protagonist's fetishization, and everyone didn't ridicule him with words like "monster", maybe it can be changed back?
With this in mind, Jiang Xun was not so entangled.
It's just that these four legs are not very good, and they always stumble together from time to time, causing Jiang Xun to stumble.
While working, he felt anxious, the surroundings were too dark, the shadows of the trees were stacked, the leaves were thick and the wind was blowing, and there was a fluttering sound, and the cat's ears were sensitive, and all the fluttering sounds of the surrounding forest leaves could be heard, and soon , the layers of hair on his body exploded, and his legs became limp.
When he was walking in the direction of the rockery with his snow-white pajamas in his mouth, something happened suddenly.
When the four feet were off the ground, Jiang Xun subconsciously jumped up, and his little paws came out.
……who?Why is there no sound when walking?
Jiang Xun turned his head to see him clearly, but the sky was too dark, and the place was dim, and he could only see the light-colored flowing cloud pattern on the glazed white robe of the visitor and a double-ringed sapphire hanging around his neck.
According to his height from the ground, Jiang Xun judged that the person who came was also a teenager.
The young man pinched Jiang Xun's chin and asked him to spit out the pajamas he was holding. Jiang Xun felt his tongue was stiff and numb, moved in protest, and "meowed" again.
The young man pressed his fingers on Jiang Xun's back, Jiang Xun felt his back was hot, a force flowed through the thin spine, and then disappeared without causing any special discomfort, then the young man withdrew his fingers, Instead, he held the pajamas in his hand, looked at them for a moment, folded them squarely, tucked them into his sleeves, hugged Jiang Xun, stroked the hair on his back, and stroked his pointed ears with his fingers , turned around, the ink-colored cloak fluttered in the night, and strode away.
Lying in his arms, Jiang Xun was short of breath for a while, but quickly accepted the reality.
Anyway, he didn't know where to go, and being picked up wasn't a bad thing.
Before walking a hundred steps away, the young man seemed to have sensed something, quickly picked up Jiang Xun, hissed him, and hid him in his wide sleeves.
Jiang Xun didn't know why, until a lively voice sounded from above, as if someone was hooking the boy's shoulder and talking: "I've been looking for you all night, Xiaojiu! Sister Yunlu's wine is so delicious, it's a pity if you don't go Let's settle down a bit."
The young man said calmly: "Drinking alcohol hurts the body."
Jiang Xun, who was hidden in the sleeve robe, was trying to grab the inner lining with his little claws to stabilize his figure. Hearing the conversation between the two, he couldn't help but be tongue-tied.
Xiao Jiu?
...Is this person surnamed Yu?
Is it at the end of the book, the Patriarch of the Yu Family who pierced himself with a sword?
The book is not long, but the content is really all-encompassing.The protagonist, Qin Mu, is the first heir of the Yuyang Qin family, a family of immortal cultivators. He is male, beautiful, very beautiful, very beautiful, and beautiful in every way.
Q: Why did you spend so much time describing the protagonist's beauty?
Answer: In order to make the protagonist fuck more cool and exciting.
That's right, this is a fleshy article, the ancient Eighteen Forbidden Little X article, since the protagonist of Chapter 1 matured at the age of 12, it began to be indescribable. Frustrated, grief and indignation hard to suppress, so XXOO to vent their anger, from the delicate and soft ignorant junior sister to the loyal servant who protects the Lord, from the beautiful lady of the righteous way to the enchanting witch of the devil world, there are many styles and tastes. , some descriptions are not much better than "Jin X Mei", and because of the protagonist's halo body protection, Qin Mu always puts on a second-hand face of "this troubled world owes me a clear", which has formed a lot enemies.
However, if the first half of "Beasts Live in Dongshan" is still free, the second half of the plot is like a wild dog running free.
The demarcation point is a few missing pages. Jiang Xun didn't notice the missing parts at first, but after turning over a page, he was stunned after only reading a little.
Why is the protagonist wanted by Quanxianmen?Did he fall asleep to someone who shouldn't?
Wait, Mr. Le Jia, who was originally gentle and gentle as jade, also imposed S that M on the protagonist?With props? ... Fuck, this is all right?This is not dead?
Why is the Qin family's long-standing enemy, the head of the Yu family, still thinking of taking the protagonist to play prison games at this time?
As for the Fifty Shades of Grey of the demon girl and the process of the protagonist falling into the devil, I will not repeat it. Anyway, after a long circle, the protagonist is still in the hands of the Patriarch of the Yu family.
After closing the book, Jiang Xun sighed to the sky: "Fuck, what a big hatred."
... These were also the last words Jiang Xun said before his death.
The library of Jiang Xun School has three floors. An elevator is installed for the convenience of transporting books. The exit of the elevator is different from the exit of the stairwell. voice.
The voice control light did not respond at all.
Jiang Xun resolutely chose to take the elevator and came out from the exit of the elevator room. He was about to go to the cafeteria when the cable hanging the rebar above his head was loose.
Jiang Xun heard the strange noise, and before he could raise his head, he was knocked to the ground by a sudden force of gravity that fell from the sky.
When he woke up again, he found himself lying on the edge of a sparkling pool, his whole body was weak, he managed to get up, and saw his own face reflected in the pool.
In the swaying waves of the water, Jiang Xun saw the face of a twelve or thirteen-year-old boy. Immediately, the hundreds of words of adjectives about the protagonist in "Beast Habitat in Dongshan" all fell into place, especially those eyes, which were not at all It bears the author's praise that "a handful of autumn water is drunk and hazy".
This situation is too unreal, even Jiang Xun, who has never been a materialist since he was a child, couldn't accept it for a while, and buried his head between his arms, trying to escape reality.
But the ground was too cold, and after lying down for a while, Jiang Xun silently got up by himself.
Dizziness, headache, heaviness, and fever in the viscera did not delay Jiang Xun's judgment on the situation in front of him: If he was really lucky enough to enter the "Beasts Habitat in Dongshan", and he was not a passer-by, The current self, living Teddy Jing Qin Mu, should be like what is written in the beginning of the book, getting drunk at the banquet, aroused by alcohol, so he left early and found someone to defeat him.
In other words, he is now on the road to a broken virgin.
Jiang Xun decisively changed his course, bypassing the shattered lake, picked a direction at random, and walked over.
In fact, until now, Jiang Xun still feels that he is dreaming. He was hit by a falling object and fell into a coma. It is only because he read this book before coma that he is dreaming now.
He changed his course just in case, because he really didn't have much interest in the male protagonist's charming harem group, and he didn't even have the intention of seeking favor.
The reason is simple. Although Jiang Xun looks like a man, he has an ascetic physique inside. Today, when a friend pushed "Beasts Live in Dongshan" in front of him in the library, the recommendation he gave was quite straightforward : "Look, this can cure your disease."
After only turning two pages, Jiang Xun raised his head: "...We are all medical students, don't you know the difference between indifference and incompetence?"
The bad friend just smirked: "I know you are the former, but indifference is also a disease, and it needs to be cured."
Jiang Xun kicked away the bad friend, and spent half an afternoon reading the book by himself, and then was thrown in by a steel bar.
Walking on the road, Jiang Xun gradually realized sadly that his senses were very sensitive, and everything around him felt real. This was not like a dream.
Even so, Jiang Xun still had a little luck, until a male voice suddenly rang in his ears: "Where are you going?"
The sound came without the slightest bit of defense, Jiang Xun hesitated for a second, squatted on the ground as soon as his legs gave up, and looked around 360 degrees from left to right.Soon, the voice rang again: "I'm sorry, did I scare you?"
...It seems to be the voice coming from my own body.
Jiang Xun squatted on the ground. This posture was really unattractive, but Jiang Xun felt that he had a strong sense of security. He could run away with strength, and he could fall to the ground and pretend to be dead when he retreated.
Seeing that there was no reply, the male voice became clearer, obviously worried: "...Xun?"
Jiang Xun suddenly got goosebumps from this title, and the atmosphere of terror disappeared.
He thought that if he really wore a book, there should be a standard system according to the routine.
So he asked cautiously, "Where are you?"
The system replied: "I'm on your right hand. Are you still uncomfortable?"
Jiang Xun heard this and looked at his right hand, which was a pair of children's hands, tender and white, with a cinnabar red mole on his right wrist, which was very conspicuous.
Well, it really is Qin Mu's body.
Jiang Xun remembers it clearly. In "Beasts Live in Dongshan", when Qin Mu flirted with his sister for the Nth time, he said "lovesickness mole, born for you", and he successfully hit the girl.
...And, is this so-called "right hand" the one I understand?
Thinking about this, Jiang Xun asked, and the system replied: "Yes, I will help you when you need it."
Jiang Xun didn't want to answer the conversation anymore, and asked a little numbly: "...Thank you. What's your name?"
Mr. System is very gentle: "Amu."
Jiang Xun thought for a while: "A Mu, your name is A Mu, and my name is Qin Mu, so you are bound to me? What is my mission?"
The system paused, and instead of talking about the actual situation, it gave Jiang Xun chicken soup: "As long as you live well, everything will be fine."
Jiang Xun immediately thought of the mourning ending of "Beasts Habitat in Dongshan", and shuddered.
He wanted to ask more questions, but the burning sensation in his viscera suddenly became so intense that he couldn't stand up, and he fell forward, spitting out a mouthful of fishy heat, as if his whole body was about to melt excruciating pain.
Ruanmeng System Lord became impatient: "What's wrong? What happened?"
...good question, I would like to know too.
The burning pain in his body quickly spread to his limbs and bones, and his vocal cords seemed to be burned, and he was unable to make any decent sound.
... Could this be the real reason why the hero turned into a Teddy?Wouldn't XXOO burn himself to death?
Jiang Xun was thinking about it in a daze, and suddenly he felt a lot lighter in his body, and his mind gradually returned to clarity.
He tried to move his body, and barely opened his mouth: "Meow..."
Jiang Xun: "..."
He raised his hand, and what came into view was a white kitten's paw.
Jiang Xun immediately turned over and sat up, and touched each other with his two front paws. The two pink flesh pads in the shape of plum blossoms pressed against each other, and they were fleshy and sunken.
If these claws were not his own, they must be very cute.
As a meow, Jiang Xun huddled in a pile of clothes and pants, thinking about life for a few minutes, before accepting this setting with difficulty, which is not much better than "you will die if you don't XXOO".
Jiang Xun admitted that his previous understanding was wrong. He always thought that the "beast" in "Beasts Habitat in Dongshan" was a false finger, meaning that the protagonist who entered the brain with sperm was an out-and-out beast. Unexpectedly, it was literally the meaning of.
...Then why is it not mentioned in the original text that the main character is a cat?
Jiang Xun thought about it carefully and felt relieved.
Readers would of course prefer to read the erotic story between a strong man and a busty girl with a water snake waist. Who would want to watch the mating process of a male cat and a female cat?
Author, I underestimate you, you are really a logical person.
Jiang Xun didn't forget to do business when he was feeling emotional, and hid behind the rockery with his underwear in his mouth.
He doesn't know how long this process of animal transformation can last. Anyway, he is trying to mobilize the power in his body to transform back, but it is useless at all. It is better to wait for it to recover on its own. Before that, it is better to hide the traces , so as not to spread the gossip that "Mr. Qin's son runs away at night after removing all his clothes and getting drunk".
Since the author didn't use a lot of ink to describe the protagonist's fetishization, and everyone didn't ridicule him with words like "monster", maybe it can be changed back?
With this in mind, Jiang Xun was not so entangled.
It's just that these four legs are not very good, and they always stumble together from time to time, causing Jiang Xun to stumble.
While working, he felt anxious, the surroundings were too dark, the shadows of the trees were stacked, the leaves were thick and the wind was blowing, and there was a fluttering sound, and the cat's ears were sensitive, and all the fluttering sounds of the surrounding forest leaves could be heard, and soon , the layers of hair on his body exploded, and his legs became limp.
When he was walking in the direction of the rockery with his snow-white pajamas in his mouth, something happened suddenly.
When the four feet were off the ground, Jiang Xun subconsciously jumped up, and his little paws came out.
……who?Why is there no sound when walking?
Jiang Xun turned his head to see him clearly, but the sky was too dark, and the place was dim, and he could only see the light-colored flowing cloud pattern on the glazed white robe of the visitor and a double-ringed sapphire hanging around his neck.
According to his height from the ground, Jiang Xun judged that the person who came was also a teenager.
The young man pinched Jiang Xun's chin and asked him to spit out the pajamas he was holding. Jiang Xun felt his tongue was stiff and numb, moved in protest, and "meowed" again.
The young man pressed his fingers on Jiang Xun's back, Jiang Xun felt his back was hot, a force flowed through the thin spine, and then disappeared without causing any special discomfort, then the young man withdrew his fingers, Instead, he held the pajamas in his hand, looked at them for a moment, folded them squarely, tucked them into his sleeves, hugged Jiang Xun, stroked the hair on his back, and stroked his pointed ears with his fingers , turned around, the ink-colored cloak fluttered in the night, and strode away.
Lying in his arms, Jiang Xun was short of breath for a while, but quickly accepted the reality.
Anyway, he didn't know where to go, and being picked up wasn't a bad thing.
Before walking a hundred steps away, the young man seemed to have sensed something, quickly picked up Jiang Xun, hissed him, and hid him in his wide sleeves.
Jiang Xun didn't know why, until a lively voice sounded from above, as if someone was hooking the boy's shoulder and talking: "I've been looking for you all night, Xiaojiu! Sister Yunlu's wine is so delicious, it's a pity if you don't go Let's settle down a bit."
The young man said calmly: "Drinking alcohol hurts the body."
Jiang Xun, who was hidden in the sleeve robe, was trying to grab the inner lining with his little claws to stabilize his figure. Hearing the conversation between the two, he couldn't help but be tongue-tied.
Xiao Jiu?
...Is this person surnamed Yu?
Is it at the end of the book, the Patriarch of the Yu Family who pierced himself with a sword?
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