Doctor Who and Tsundere Detective

After solving the problem of the bracelet and the 'vampire', Sherlock first temporarily rejected the Doctor's invitation, because he found that he needed to tidy up, and he needed to calm down and sort out the knowledge he had absorbed from the Doctor these days, and his 'normal life' here obviously also had problems. There are a lot of things that need to be handled by himself, like a small number of clients coming to the door every day. Although it may be some boring cases, it makes his impetuous heart calm down. Sherlock knows that he may have gone too far at this moment, far away Until his whole body began to be impetuous and his emotions were drifting away. Now he is in a state of vanity where his feet don't touch the ground. He needs to calm down for a while to adjust himself.

Sherlock found Mycroft and asked him to release Watson, because the big detective thought of what Amy said before, logically speaking, Watson should handle the case with him, and would record his case in the form of a blog, so SHerlock thought it was possible It is an important fixed point in time, it's not that he is proud... No, it should be said that he is too proud, he thinks that he is an indispensable and iconic fixed point in time, but it is true, Sherlock has always been a time An indispensable fixed point on the line.

Since Sherlock didn't time travel with the Doctor, life seemed more boring to him than before, and the commissioned cases he found every day made him unable to think about it, all this boring made him like smoking a cigarette!But Mrs. Hudson would never allow it, not only that if Mrs. Hudson smelled a little smoke in her house, Sherlock glanced at the Persian shoes with hidden tobacco, maybe all his fine stocks would be taken away by the little old man The wife took it away and disposed of it 'properly'.

Sherlock was lying on the sofa in his pajamas and his fuchsia nightgown, four nicotine patches on his arms made his head dizzy, watching Watson sitting in front of the computer typing on the keyboard, Sherlock recalled About the time he had asked Mycroft to release Watson earlier.

It was a very dark night, and there were only him and Mycroft in the cafe on the side of the street. Sherlock looked around the restaurant and it was obvious that Mycroft had emptied the entire cafe. Miss Blackberry brought two cups of low coffee and put them on the table in front of Sherlock and Mycroft, Then sit on the other side of the seat.

"Watson…" Sherlock put two sugar drops in the coffee and stirred it.

Mycroft raised his eyebrows, it's very strange, really strange, every time Sherlock finds himself, there will be a tit-for-tat sarcasm between the two of them, and this time... Mycroft laughed, it's really strange that Sherlock went from calling to find himself to Now he didn't say a word of irony to himself, but called Watson's name as soon as he opened his mouth. This matter is self-evident. Sherlock is for Watson. Mycroft frowned: "Why?"

Sherlock picked up the coffee cup and took a sip, raised his eyebrows, um, charcoal roasted coffee, Sherlock put it down again, this is not his favorite taste, usually he only drinks mocha-style coffee beans, because the taste is not too strong It is too strong and full of a burnt smell like this, Sherlock doesn't know why, anyway, today he doesn't seem to be satirizing Mycroft, so he said the reason truthfully: "Because Sherlock and Watson are indispensable fixed point on the timeline."

Mycroft frowned, he almost couldn't help satirizing Sherlock, because this statement is too arrogant, a fixed point on the timeline... really no one can say that about himself, obviously in Mycroft's cognition there are only important Only historical events can be called fixed points on the timeline, Mycroft rolled his eyes, and thought helplessly that maybe Sherlock had been sarcastic and bickering with himself before, and to be honest, he was not used to not talking back to himself Sherlock, it's like suddenly someone told him that he can't continue to brush his teeth. It doesn't seem like a big deal, but it's like a daily habit that is suddenly stopped. It's not the most important thing but necessary Yes, and at the same time, it will also make people feel unaccustomed, which is the reason: "Sherlock, stop your arrogant joke!"

Sherlock watched Mycroft staring into his eyes, he didn't say a word, just crossed his hands as if waiting for permission, and his expression was very serious, Sherlock then used his expression to tell Mycroft that he was not making an arrogant joke, Sherlock actually The concept of time is still very vague, but this does not mean that he does not understand the most basic meaning of spatial dimensions and fixed points of time and space. He made such a decision after thinking about Amy's words when he was free.

Mycroft frowned, it could be said that his eyebrows hadn't been stretched since Sherlock's non-sarcasm call, Mycroft stared at it for a long time, he didn't notice the mischievous smile, he didn't even see Sherlock The arrogant expression, everything is too normal, Mycroft began to think that everything Sherlock said was true, that is to say, if he continued to shut down Watson, the timeline in the future might collapse, Mycroft naturally chose to hand over Watson for eternal peace, what? ?Are you asking why?Why do they have to deal with various disasters every day like Marvel's S.H.I.E.L.D.?Come on, Mycroft didn't want his hairline to recede that fast.

Mycroft called the Tower of London, and soon a black box car drove over. Three people got out of the car, and two men in suits and leather shoes drove Watson. Obviously, Watson was not doing well. In fact, London Tower made an extremely detailed examination of Watson, but of course he did not get any useful information except that he had energy accidents similar to the fluctuations of time-space rifts.

Watson's eyes were blue, it seemed that he hadn't had a good night's sleep for a long time, Watson was obviously taken aback when he saw Sherlock again, then frowned, and then rushed to hold Sherlock and cried until he fainted Passing over, it made Sherlock suddenly feel that his decision seemed to be wrong, and the one he picked up by himself might be a big trouble.

Mycroft sends Sherlock away with a smirk. Mycroft can even predict that Sherlock's future life will be absolutely wonderful. As far as he knows, Watson's inkblot test and even psychological tests in the Tower of London are all biased, which means that this strange Watson From the bottom of his heart, he is not a good person at all. According to the psychiatrist, Watson not only has anti-social tendencies but also has a very serious revenge mentality, coupled with a very immature eagerness for revenge. But on the good side, Watson is timid Cowardly, which means that Sherlock is relatively safe with this strange Watson, of course, as long as he doesn't kill someone with a knife, so Mycroft has doubled the number of people sent to watch Sherlock.

Sherlock sat up from the sofa to recall his thoughts, he tore off the nicotine patch on his arm, and couldn't help laughing as he looked at Watson who was writing about the cases they had experienced on the computer. As for why Sherlock laughed , it's not because Sherlock is in love with stupid Watson, of course not!This is no bloody Mary Su drama!Because Sherlock thought of the stupid things this Watson did before!And the stupid reason this guy would be Watson.

According to the information obtained by Sherlock, Sherlock probably knows that this Watson may have been mentally tortured at the level of torture in the Tower of London. According to this Watson, he was an idle rich second generation in his previous life. The most ridiculous thing is He was inspired by online novels to become some kind of Internet revenger, and finally he blew himself up to become the current Watson. QAQ] I haven't found any information about the "previous life" mentioned by Watson, which shows that they may be in different time and space at all.

What Watson said made Sherlock raise his eyebrows the most. According to his description, the world he lived in was a TV series, including Doctor and even a character of a TV series. Sherlock believed this, but it didn't make him feel He has any changes in the world he lives in. It can be said that since Sherlock met the Doctor, he has had an idea, a very interesting idea, an interesting idea that coincides with Watson's statement, that is, very Maybe the story I read is a form that I don't know about another world in my own world, that is to say, Sherlock thinks that all stories may be formed by the author spying on a world, and the author is like recorder.

And one of the things on the data that surprised Sherlock the most is that Watson thinks about himself, a thought that is similar to hatred and resentment. You must know that Sherlock wanted to laugh out loud when he saw this, because the adjective used by Watson is so true. It's very funny, saying that he is a poisonous rose, God knows Sherlock wanted to laugh and be weird at the same time, and Sherlock started to frown when he looked down, because this Watson's three views seem abnormal no matter what , he described himself as Watson being used over and over again... This really puzzled Sherlock, using?How did this start, and then Sherlock understood when he thought of Pink's case. It was obvious that this person in front of him thought of his employment relationship as a mere use. Sherlock said from the beginning that he needed a forensic doctor and a coroner!He would give Watson half of the case fee, or even more than half...

Of course, this is not the most troublesome thing for Sherlock. When Sherlock brought Watson back, Watson obviously did not give up his second job, which is the so-called Internet revenge master. Not to mention Mycroft, even Sherlock discovered it immediately. Watson is weird or lame. Any hacker knows that if he wants to make others untraceable, first he needs a server bought with cash from the black market, plus an encrypted IP address. The protection is great, but he is really not qualified to be a cyber avenger.

Watson just uses Sherlock's wireless network, which is the kind of public IP address, and he built a website directly on the public server. Watson hasn't put his so-called black and red combination promotional picture on it, almost In an instant, the block where Sherlock was located was completely disconnected from the Internet, followed by Mycroft's phone call, and a few men in suits who went upstairs to fiddle with Watson computers and their own computers, that is to say, now there are webcams everywhere They were all hacked and set up face recognition. As long as the camera recognizes that the person in front of him is Watson, he can only play minesweeper on the computer or update the case novel on the blog, and Watson can't do anything else.

Even Sherlock complained afterwards: "The contrast between red and black is too sharp, and it will make people's eyes sore and tired after a long time, so this is not a wise choice... Were you influenced by DeathNote at the beginning? "

And the reason why Sherlock asked DeathNote was because someone in the data indicated that Watson might be affected by DeathNote, and when Sherlock went to check it, he found that it was a comic, and the plot setting in it was well and perfectly captured. Living with the psychology of different characters in different periods, and seeing the unfinished template of Watson's website, Sherlock is [-]% sure that Watson was influenced by this comic, because whether it is a recreated movie or animation of this comic, it belongs to Kira's website is all red and black, but not everyone can be Kira.

The author has something to say:

Here I want to talk about this pseudo-Watson and use Watson to refer to it. The original Watson is naturally the same as the TV series. Sherlock calls him John.

In addition, I suddenly felt that the high-IQ criminal dressed as Watson was probably imitating it.

So he became the catcher of "□□ Computer", after all, the Watson he wrote came from there... It can be regarded as a dead person

In addition, I found that there are many loopholes in his article!It’s really a lot to look down and you’ll know =3=

Also... He really has almost no plot of his own, so he is so abruptly immersed in the plot of the TV series. The high IQ of this book does not reflect it.

Also, the passage into Watson's story does not reflect the skills of Watson's agents... At least let them highlight the skills of their previous life!Hello! !

In short, it is considered to have entered the main line, probably