Doctor Who and Tsundere Detective

"Hellosweet! River, Riversong" River, who had just sent the old butler Bright down, saw such a scene of the injured handsome man kissing the cat as soon as he came up, and River always wanted to hook up and flirt when he saw such a situation.

"Um, Sweet? Are you talking about me or Katie?" Alfie is really cute and cute, obviously looking very smart, maybe he just pretends to be stupid to negotiate business!

"Of course I'm talking about you~! Honey!" River said with a wink.

"Then thank you, pretty lady, I'm honored..." Alfie said with his usual smile, it was very gentle and kind, but it was a businessman's usual smirk.

"Sweetheart?" The Doctor obviously couldn't sit still. Why is River always flirting with others? Although he may marry her in the future, it means that he is emitting hormones all the time. Oh, he suddenly remembered that River said He and Sherlock were a couple, although in some ways he might be in a flirtatious state, but... Come!He just felt a little awkward.

"Oh, don't be so pedantic Doctor, I haven't mentioned you and Sherlock yet! Why aren't you going to tell me?" River winked at the Doctor, but it's a pity that the Doctor and Sherlock have not developed into that kind of relationship so far. This kind of relationship, and ever since River used the glasses to see all kinds of superficial relationships between the three of them, she didn't take every denial of the Doctor seriously, she just thought that maybe one day she would be able to beat him up It's enough for the two of them to have a meal, and she hides everything from her. She is not a fool. The Doctor will meet someone who likes him or even someone he likes at any time. She has long known that from the moment she fell in love with him, he I knew that the Doctor only belonged to her in her timeline when she met her, so she was just jealous, River didn’t believe all the denials that the Doctor said, just smiled and said, it’s okay, I know you never belonged Mine, so I can seduce other people too, can't I? River laughed a lot, but she never took what she said seriously. She has known the Doctor since she was born, so she only likes him, and can only like him.

Sherlock has observed Alfie since he was on the street. Alfie's right hand holding the phone is twisted unnaturally. Alfie's right shoulder has an old wound, an old gunshot wound. Alfie doesn't look like someone who has served in the military , it seems that he was attacked within the last five to eight years, his fair skin and slight tan marks on his clothes indicate that he has not left London these days, and Alfie's cat has the queen's bracelet in his stomach, which indicates that the banquet Alfie was also in Windsor Castle at the time, the bracelet may not have been stolen by Alfie but something he may have seen.

Sherlock didn't want to ask Alfie himself this time, the atmosphere is right now, if he insisted on asking in the tone he used to treat suspects, it would destroy the leisure of this moment and the plan later, so Sehrlock decided to make indirect remarks to attract Amy and the others to ask Alfie, Sherlock deliberately provoked Amy's interest: "Amy, don't you wonder why Alfie always brings this cat?"

This is in Alfie's ears, it's just another old question of why he takes cats with him everywhere, and the other people present are the Doctor and they don't have to be stupid to understand that this is what Sherlock wants them to ask, wants to hear Listen for cues from different angles.

Amy got up from the sofa, went to sit next to Alfie's seat, and kept teasing the cat under her hand, asking, "Count Alfie, I really want to know why you take this cat with you everywhere." What about the cat? You don't seem to have talked about it publicly, may I have the honor to know?"

Amy is obviously not used to getting along with people with titles. This is not like facing Mycroft, because it is Sherlock's brother who subconsciously puts Mycroft in the column of acquaintances. The only awkward thing is Mycroft The aura suppressed Amy's desire to talk more about Sherlock's childhood gossip, and Alfie might be brought in by the doctor with the feeling that Elizabeth X she saw these days, and Alfie herself is long It's like a prince, so Amy's words can't help but become formal.

"Please, please don't call me Earl, just call me Alfie, it's just a title, it doesn't mean I'm really like the royal family..." Alfie looked at the orange-haired girl in front of Amy with a gentle smile, Amy just said The tone was like that of her own little sister, Alfie stroked the fur of the cat please, and looked at the few people present who seemed to want to know, "Since you want to know, I will tell you, but you must not spread it outside, This is a secret! Six years ago, I was invited by the Queen to Buckingham Palace to discuss some import and export business issues with trade representatives from various countries. At that time, Katie was in a courtyard of Buckingham Palace. He was raised by a maid in the palace. The cat came to my house window to report every day, what a cute little guy! At that time, I wanted to ask the maid sister to bring him over, until one day one of the representatives called me and the queen into a room It is said that there is an extremely important secret conversation. At that time, the queen and I have already started to wonder why the secret conversation should bring an irrelevant person instead of just talking to the queen. I don’t know what’s going on at this time. Katie is by the window Scratching the window anxiously, I was surprised to find a red dot with laser aiming on the Queen's back. Maybe the sniper also discovered the plan and wanted to kill us all as soon as possible. The bullet shot into the window Instantly Katie also rushed in, he was shot in the ear, and I was shot twice in the shoulder, fortunately to ensure the queen's safety, but the two assassins swallowed poison capsules and died when they learned that the plan was revealed Yes, after investigation, it was found that they killed the previous representatives and sneaked in under the guise of them. That's when I started to be inseparable from Katie, my little hero protected me, and the queen was also in the blockade and the last half a year passed You gave me a title, and even the title of Cat King was given by the queen.” [Ah, I don’t know how to write this so that there are no loopholes. Anyway, what I want to say is that Alfie saved the queen, and Katie wants to save Alfie Such deep feelings]

Speaking of this, Alfie smiled, Katie didn't know if she knew she was talking about him, her ears moved and she yawned on Alfie's lap. The Doctor looked at Alfie's gentle and doting expression, which was comparable to just now His smirk is much more real. Such a person and he loves cats so much that he can’t be the thief who stole the bracelet. Maybe it was used. The Doctor analyzed it like this: “You have been to Windsor Castle, right? There are Has anyone ever borrowed a cat from you?"

"How do you know?" Alfie frowned and turned sideways. Is this some kind of perverted game?Is he being targeted? Was that guy Mycroft still doubting himself? Although Alfie was very puzzled, she still answered the Doctor's question, "I did invite the Queen of England to discuss business there. Katie's words were indeed borrowed. I only lent them to Princess Beatrice for her to bring to the party, but how would you know?" ...Wait, could this be Mycroft's plan to trick me? I said that the incident had nothing to do with me at all, it wasn't planned by me..."

Sherlock and the Doctor also felt very strange when they heard Alfie's words. It seems that Alfie didn't go there as a party guest, but he lent the cat to Princess Beatrice. Now the two smart geniuses are thinking, what are they thinking? Neither right?Is this whole thing just an oolong?In fact, it was because of Princess Beatrice's carelessness that the cat got his way. In fact, the 'thief' was a cat?

Alfie was very angry when he said this. At the beginning, it was Mycroft who would rather kill by mistake than let go, which made Alfie a little annoyed. It has always been a thorn in Alfie's heart. Although his wound was bandaged at the beginning, Mycroft locked him up for a week. Seeing that there was no commotion in the outside world, and there was no abnormality, Alfie was not killed. It can be seen that the other party already knew that the plan was revealed. But Alfie was just a coincidence. At the beginning, they just dragged someone into the house with them. In the end, as long as he succeeded, he was the only one left alive. He couldn't explain why the queen and the other person died, but the sniper If the hand is caught, then the living person can only get one person to prove that everything was planned by him, and the crime is only deeper.So Katie really saved his life.

Alfie could only doubt even more now that Mycroft had never let his guard down.

"Don't get excited." River pushed Alfie back on the chair, "We are not sent by Mycroft to test you. Princess Beatrice lost the bracelet that Princess Beatrice borrowed from the Queen, but your cat spit out that bracelet."

Alfie was even more confused. No wonder Katie always looked like she wanted to vomit hairballs but couldn’t vomit since she came back from Windsor Castle. She also took him to the doctor. The doctor’s conclusion was that Katie It is necessary to reduce the amount of cat food, but how did the bracelet that Princess Beatrice borrowed from the Queen end up in Katie's stomach? Katie never ate those weird things. Katie was not interested in cat grass. Alfie frowned in a very puzzled look: "You mean Katie ate the queen's bracelet? Could it be that Princess Beatrice handed it that day?" The one with the sapphire on my neck, no, it was still on her finger when she gave me back the collar that day!"

collar?All of a sudden, several people present were at a loss, some thought wrongly, some didn't understand, only Sherlock knew what Alfie said, and Alfie suddenly realized that there seemed to be something wrong with what he just said: "Ah Ahhh! Don’t get me wrong, it’s Katie’s collar. After I lent Katie to Princess Beatrice, Katie ran away, and there was only one collar left. When Princess Beatrice returned my collar that day, she was very anxious and said that she didn’t know where Katie went. I went, I told her not to worry that Katie would come back to me when she was tired from playing, and then the princess left... What you are talking about seems to be that when the princess was hosting a banquet in the hall at night, the alarm sounded there, Later, it was said that someone accidentally touched the switch, but the private royal massage bath the next morning was really suspicious. At that time, I wondered if some princess lost something. It seems that my original guess was correct. .”

Sherlock's mind is a little confused now, all signs indicate that there will be No.3 suspect, because of the alarm Alfie said, there is no alarm sensor device in Princess Beatrice's bedroom, he has been to Windsor Castle once, and he has seen many It is clear that there is no alarm sensor in each room, but there is a touch sensor on the door of each room and the outer wall, and the person caught by Mycroft did not sound the alarm until after entering, which shows that someone deliberately Letting the first suspect in, or that he entered in a proper way under an excuse, it looks like someone made a trick or a trick, it looks like a well-planned theft.It's just that Alfie's narration seems to be a small mistake made by Katie... He can't get any answers from this kind of confusing clues. It seems that he can only find Mycroft first, as River planned, and she and Amy go to search for sapphires. case, he and the Doctor went to investigate the vampire case.

Sherlock pulls out his phone:

MH:

have a clue

need help

come quickly

SH

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By the way, let’s talk about the home court of Sherlock and Mycroft in the next chapter, because generally when these two brothers meet, they basically can’t describe other people... bickering brothers!