Doctor Who and Tsundere Detective

River saw that the few people in front of her were stunned after she finished saying this, and she understood that she had spoiled again, damn it, why couldn't she get three notepads so that he and Sherlock could also get the time correct, the three of them Time, River and both of them are messed up, only Sherlock and Doctor are in the right order, man... that's how it doesn't matter if others are messed up as long as you're right...

"Oh, you guys don't know yet...I'm spoiling it again..." River rubbed her sore forehead, took a deep breath, she felt that if she had already said everything, she might as well complain, and she watched Doctor avoiding the problem Ordinarily driving the TARDIS, she walked to the operating table and pressed the blue button. The originally wobbly ground became stable, and the sound of friction disappeared, "Doctor, since the spoiler has been revealed, you can't give Sherlock Is there a diary that we can compare?"

"What did you press?" The Doctor couldn't help becoming nervous when he heard the TARDIS's voice disappear, he was afraid that River would break something.

"The blue button, the blue tail..." River knew very well that the Doctor hadn't reacted yet, and his overly long reflex arc had been affecting the length of the conversation.

"Why do you need to compare the diary." Sherlock asked this, he knew exactly what River said before, but it was still a little strange, what did he ignore?

It is correct to say that the IQ of a genius is inversely proportional to EQ. Sherlock is this kind of person. He deduces that River may be the person he will meet in the future, but why did he compare the diary, and why did he say that the Doctor wants to be with him? He made out...oh!oh! Sherlock figured out at this second what he had overlooked, that he and the Doctor might be a couple in the future!

"River is the person who will be in touch with me and the Doctor in the future, and you asked me if I need to be intimate with the Doctor, which means that I may become a pair with the Doctor in a long time, the kind of existence that will deal with each other's biological needs, you are not Meeting me for the first time, it means that your past is my future, and you asked the Doctor to 'also' give me a diary, which means that the time of the two of you is different, maybe his future is your past, I Traveling with the Doctor and you say I need a copy too, which means that at some point I'll go back to my time, and my time is in a different order than yours, but maybe I'm in the same order as the Doctor, Doctor Maybe you think that the order in which you and I met doesn’t make sense, so I don’t have a diary in the future. Your name is Doctorsweet and he didn’t object, which means that you two are a couple, and you said that I might make out with Doctor , then the Doctor and I are also a couple, and I bet you don't care about our relationship." Sherlock mentally organized the news he had received, and then he blurted out such a long list of words.

"See! It's boring now, that's the boring button, the blue boring button!" The Doctor didn't seem to hear what Sherlock said, yes, no one knows how long his reflex arc is, maybe two galaxies Such a length, but after he finished speaking, he also fell silent and froze, not sure if he had discovered what Sherlock said, or if he had reacted to River's question.

There's only silence here about their relationship, which I guess needs a narration to explain.

River and Doctor are two people with opposite timelines. Everyone knows that Doctor married River. The feeling between these two people is also very strange. It is a wonderful match between young and old. It is true that Doctor loves River and depends on each other. It is a kind of old uncle's love The vigor of the young loli makes people feel spiritually satisfied. The two people have the kind of attachment that cannot be separated, the spiritual desire [prevent harmony], like a year-end relationship.

The chronological sequence of Doctor and Sherlock is normal, unlike River, when the two of them first met, one of them didn't have a strong love in his eyes, now the Doctor just met River a few times and he knows Married to River in the future, the feeling of novelty is also different, and the Doctor has to care about it. In the future, the relationship between Sherlock and the Doctor is somewhat similar to a new attempt, which is a kind of love between the two of them. It's a fresh attempt. It's the first time for both of them to fall in love with the same sex. Since River's spoiler, the Doctor's eyes are different every time he looks at Sherlock. Constantly peeking at the flustered eyes of the person he likes, this does not blame the Doctor for the past few hundred years. He has been sexually normal, and he was told by authority figures whether he should be intimate before he even showed signs of liking. Everyone will change. Another protagonist who treats things nervously and abnormally, it has to be said that River played a role in fueling the situation. If it weren't for River's words, these two people probably wouldn't have noticed each other's way of handling things Same as myself, which means that these two people are attracted by another self, which means that two arrogant narcissists are in love... This is no different from narcissism...

"Wait...Sherlock...wait..." Amy opened her eyes wide and looked at the three people in front of her, oh!This is big news, at least for her, it is much more attractive than the explosion of aliens or asteroids. Will be with you in the future! Oh, this is much more attractive than time travel."

"Oh, wait, no...I mean..." After Amy finished, the Doctor seemed to be released from frozen time, his reflex arc seemed to come to an end, "Sherlock, you mean you and I... no...no...I'm already with River, wait...River, you don't care..."

"Oh, yes, it's no different from narcissism..." River told the truth, but she didn't care about it. She also felt a little uncomfortable when she heard that the Doctor was in love with Sherlock, you know the kind He cornered the Doctor with a gun, oh you asked why he didn't point a gun at Sherlock, the first River couldn't beat Sherlock with bare hands, the second Sherlock was not near her, and the third she didn't want to kill one of them, So that's why River didn't point a gun at Sherlock, but over time River still found out that the relationship between Doctor and Sherlock is like narcissism, two equally smart people admire each other and enjoy each other, believe her, it's like one It's as weird as a person boasting in front of a mirror.

"What? Narcissism, oh that sums it up well." Amy and River clapped their hands together and agreed. This summation couldn't be more perfect. These two are equally smart and have almost the same views on things, and The two are really narcissistic to go together.

"Dang" sounded as thick as a big bronze bell in a temple. The TARDIS docked, and their destination had arrived.

"Oh, it's docked..." River reminded the Doctor, who had been in a trance as if wandering, that it was time to get down to business when the destination was reached.

"Docking? We haven't landed yet!" The Doctor stood up unsteadily from the armchair with a look of disdain on his face. He didn't believe that anyone could pilot the TARDIS more skillfully than him. It was indeed impossible, at least he would not admit it River's skills will be higher than his.

"Of course we landed, I just landed." River seemed to be used to the Doctor long ago, yes, every time she opened the tail, the Doctor would emphasize it with reluctance, in short, look at the Doctor's complaints, every time he would emphasize the complaints .

"But there's no sound..." The Doctor was like a helpless deer, looking straight at River and telling his grievances, "You know it's, uh huh huh [TARDIS brake sound]"

Both Amy and Sherlock frowned and looked at the Doctor in disbelief. If they didn't know the premise of the matter, Amy and Sherlock would have thought that the Doctor had asthma...

"That sound shouldn't be there, you're the one who keeps pressing the brakes..." The boy always treats his sports car so rough, keeps pressing the brakes or something...

"Yes, that voice is awesome, I love that voice, come on, Pond, Sherlock, let's go and see..." The Doctor seemed to have selectively forgotten something, but he wouldn't be a Doctor if he didn't.

"No, I'd better get some knowledge in the library first..." Sherlock wanted to learn more about various things, so that he could better judge what happened to him, and how to deal with the Doctor , he may need to think about it...

The author has something to say:

So I don't let Sherlock get involved with the crying angel. After all, the clues are too obvious. I'm afraid Doctor will solve the case in two sentences. Let me explain the triangle relationship again. River is equivalent to semi-spiritual attachment. There is something similar to love about Sherlock. The semi-material attachment to getting along is like River said, the two of them are narcissistic