Interstellar cat guide

So the scene became a team of Mao Mi and Lin Guangmo, Jin Si and Shen Ziyou were in a team, and Xiong Laer, Zhu Yang and Lu Ye were left undecided, because after the division, there must be one person who will be alone, and no one can decide. Bad decision.In the end, out of humanitarian considerations, Xiong Laer decided to be a single team, and let the remaining two people go to love each other.

"Congratulations, there is a big discount for those who choose a single team this round!" The producer shouted immediately after they were divided.

"Hey...you should have said something like this earlier." Zhu Yang said dissatisfied.

The producer laughed twice, and handed Xiong Lal a simple crown: "As you all know, Xiong Lal is the trump card of our show, this time he is the real king of our trip, you can try your best to ask him to help you He is busy, and some tasks will be entirely at his discretion... That's it, let's make your own strategies."

Before the few people could react, they saw the people from the program team disperse, leaving only the camera and a few producers.

"The first mission, the lunch competition, as I said before, the losing team can't eat anything but bomb fish." The producer personally rolled out a trolley, "This is what the winning team can eat."

Lifting the white cloth, I saw that the dining car was full of delicacies brought in from the Federation. There were at least a dozen or two plates, ranging from staple food to desserts.

"A big change this time is that there will only be one losing team."

Hearing the words, several people nodded one after another: "That's good, as long as you don't get the last place."

As for the punishment food bomb fish, it was packed in a metal box. As soon as it was opened, it emitted a stench. In the soup water that was soaked into gray and black, a round fish like a balloon was lying on its back, and it was covered with ivory. At first glance, it looks like a puffer fish or a porpoise.

"Don't look at it like this, but it is an indispensable delicacy in the Changxing area. It has been recommended by Star Food Weekly as a five-star food." The producer recommended it passionately.

Xiong Laer was already holding on to the door frame by himself and almost vomited.

"Then please tell us what the game is." Shen Ziyou came out first to preside over the overall situation.

The producer pointed outside and said, "Balloon race."

Now is the time when the wind is at its strongest on Tassen, and the visibility is only about ten meters. Wearing a mask will cause shortness of breath, and sand will enter the eyes at any time. It is difficult to walk, not to mention running.At this time, the program team sent several large bundles of bright-colored balloons from nowhere, and the big ones looked like they were flying.

Jin Si couldn't believe his eyes: "You are playing with your life! If you tie this thing to your body, I can fly out and become a satellite!"

"Okay, please rest assured everyone and the audience, we have corresponding security guarantees, we are in control of the rope of the balloon, and there will never be any accidents." The producer vowed.

Mao Mi stared blankly at the terrifying wind and dust outside the window, swallowed hard, and couldn't say anything.

The 50-meter run usually seems like a trivial matter, but now, when they stand at the starting line with balloons tied against the wind, they feel that the finish line is terribly far away.Zhu Yang, who was already thin and small, was almost flying at this moment. If Lu Ye hadn't held him back, he might really be going to take off in a few minutes.

"Are you okay?" Lin Guangmo is tall, likes to exercise, and is not light, so he looks relaxed.He grabbed the safety rope around Mao Mi's waist with one hand, with a worried look on his face.

Mao Mi only felt like a falling leaf, unable to control her body at all, and had difficulty even moving her legs, so she couldn't help but apologetically wry smile: "Sorry, we may not be able to eat anymore."

"It's okay. You seem to be in a bad state today. It doesn't matter if I don't eat a meal. Just try your best."

"Thank you." Mao Mi finally let go of his partner's warm comfort, and ignited a bit of fighting spirit.

After confirming that everyone was ready, the sharp whistle rang through the wind and rang through the empty land. With a roar, Xiong Lal passed against the wind like a vigorous giant bear. .The remaining three teams showed an extremely opposite phenomenon, as if they were all standing still with the naked eye.

At this time, variety show veteran Lu Ye remembered something, fell to the ground with a thud, and pleaded hoarsely towards the front: "Brother Xiong! Brother Xiong! Help! King, help us!" A few words from Xiong Laer, such as heroic, unrestrained, handsome and compelling, and as expected, a black shadow ran over in an instant, easily pulled with a pair of big hands, and pulled him and Zhu Yang to the finish line like flying a kite.

Mao Mi: "..."

As soon as the precedent was set, the voices of flattery and pleading were endless, and Lin Guangmo even shouted "Long live my king", but after all, this is the first time for them to participate in this type of program, and they are not very open, and they can't win it no matter what. Xiong Lal's heart.After finally insisting on walking to 25 meters, the remaining team has easily reached the finish line.

As if it was an agreement with nature, as soon as the game ended, the strong wind stopped. On the empty field, Mao Mi and Lin Guangmo stood there panting. It was a mess from foot to foot, looking miserable and funny.

The rest of the people came over with cheers, surrounded Mao Mi and the two returned to the warm starship. In a place where the camera could not see, Shen Ziyou pulled Mao Mi, and comforted him softly: "The effect of the show is like this, you are the guests. , the guests are fined and the audience loves to watch it more. If you really can’t eat it, you can secretly share it with us.”

Knowing that he was taking care of himself, Mao Mi's sense of loss of losing the game disappeared immediately, and she rejected the sharing proposal with a smile: "Thank you, for the effect of the show, I can do it."

As the meal began, the starship also started quickly, and quickly flew away from Tassen, heading for their travel destination.

The victorious team was sitting in a row enjoying delicious food at high-end dining tables, while Mao Mi and Lin Guangmo were sitting on the carpet, looking at the metal box in front of them with dignified expressions.

As time passed by, Lin Guangmo picked up the chopsticks first, and said righteously, "Let me try it first."

Seeing that he picked up the chopsticks, Mao Mi was no longer afraid, and picked up a piece. As soon as he touched the chopsticks, he found that the fish was tender. Although it had unattractive thorns, it was easy to pick it up with the chopsticks, revealing the pale pink fish inside.

Pinching their noses, the two of them closed their eyes at the same time, and slowly put the chopsticks into their mouths like a torture. The moment the tip of his tongue touched the fish, Lin Guangmo retched. After chewing hard for a couple more times, his expression quickly improved to joy again.

The same is true for Mao Mi, who was still in pain just now and soon became more comfortable. It only took three or four minutes for the two of them to share a box of bomb fish, and they were still a little bit unsatisfied after eating.

"What does this fish taste like?" Shen Ziyou asked urgently when he saw this.

Looking at each other, Lin Guangmo made a gesture of "tell me", so Mao Mi had no choice but to say: "At first, I felt very exciting, a bit like lemon and soda, with a little spicy taste, and my sense of taste was paralyzed for a moment. But when the juice inside the fish comes out, it will feel sweet, and the meat will melt in your mouth, very tender. The spines are particularly crispy, like eating crispy bones, and the taste is very good.”

"It feels like eating a variety of foods in one bite, which is a wonderful feeling." Lin Guangmo added after him.

So several members of the winning team who were still chomping on sauced beef just now made miraculous expressions, and the most exaggerated Xiong Laer even wiped his saliva and asked the producer: "Is there any more I want to eat now? "

The producer laughed absurdly, and waved his hands again and again. While extinguishing his wish, he did not forget to urge: "Hurry up and eat, we are about to proceed to the next session, the battle for the room."

After wolfing down the seeds, he finally finished his meal, and the next door finally opened.

Unlike the living room in a starship at first glance, behind this hatch is an ordinary town. The holographic system and even the sky are extremely realistically simulated.Bounded by the square with a huge fountain in the middle, there is a row of three-story luxury villas on the left, and a row of low earthen houses on the right. Through the broken windows, you can only see the darkness inside. It looks like they are Scary houses never seen before.

Headed by the producer, a group of people lined up to visit the villa first.But on the precious wooden floor, there are hand-made high-end decorations displayed everywhere, complete sets of expensive brand-name furniture, even private cinemas, steam rooms, outdoor swimming pools, hot tubs, a full set of barbecue equipment, picnic tables, etc. are all available. , is simply a vacation paradise.

"This is the resort area that the most famous interstellar designer has remodeled for us in detail." Hearing the praises one after another, the producer puffed out his chest triumphantly.

They touched here, lay down there, walked around for more than half an hour before reluctantly coming out of the villa area, and pushed open the door of the earthen house with sullen faces.

As soon as the door was pushed open, the dust came oncoming, and it was hard to disperse the dust. Lu Ye, who was at the head, immediately stayed where he was without image. He couldn't believe his eyes, and murmured to himself like losing his soul : "This is hell, hell..."

There wasn't even a floor inside, just red-black soil, muddy from the humidity.There are only two simple hammocks hanging in the middle of the room, on which two thin quilts with cotton wool exposed are randomly thrown.In the corner of the room is an earthen stove covered with cobwebs, and a small pile of sweet potatoes is placed in a rusty oil pan.

"It's not bad, there's still food to eat." The producer said fearlessly.

Rao Shen Ziyou, who has debuted for so many years, can't even take care of hosting the show. He couldn't help but ask: "Are you kidding me? What is this thing? Can people live?"

"Of course. This is a building that our production team dug through many ancient books and copied from them. It was not easy to build."

Jin Si almost jumped up and hit him, took a few deep breaths, closed his eyes and turned around, stammering and asking: "Tell... tell me, what is the game this time?"

"A quiz game. In order to strive for fairness, we will win two out of three rounds. The themes of the three rounds are common sense of life, common sense of literature and art, and common sense of travel." The producer stood two steps away and shouted.

Hearing that it was a quiz game, everyone present was relieved.Now no one remembers the effect of the show, just want to win the game quickly.The regular guests are quite confident. They have accumulated a wealth of knowledge in so many episodes of common sense of life and travel, so they are a little less angry.

Seeing that the emotions have stabilized, the producers brought people to the fountain, arranged their positions, and started the game directly.

Sitting in the middle, Lin Guangmo looked around and listened to Mao Mi: "How is it? Are you sure?"

Mao Mi shook her drowsy head, her tone was quite firm: "Yes, come on."

"come on."

According to the original plan of the program group, their question and answer must be an inextricable fight.Because there must be a lot of guests who don't know, this is enough to cause fierce competition.Unexpectedly, from the first question, Mao Mi's group showed outstanding tacit cooperation and abundant knowledge storage.

Lin Guangmo reacted quickly. After being signaled by Mao Mi, he would be the first to press the answer button every time the question was finished. The speed was so fast that everyone was shocked.What surprised them most was that Mao Mi, who was in charge of answering the questions, could answer every question quickly and accurately. The only thing that got stuck for three or four seconds was an extremely difficult travel knowledge, which was that Xiong Laer, a travel expert, didn't answer it in time. After guessing the correct answer, he hesitated for a few seconds before answering.

A question-and-answer game that was supposed to be a frenzied competition ended in just 10 minutes, and it ended with the incredible achievement of Mao Mi's complete blockade and all kills.

"Wow..." Everyone was overwhelmed by the end of the game and the producer announced the victory of Mao Mi's group. Shen Ziyou's eyes turned into full respect: "We all know that you are very good at literature and art, but in addition How did you do it...they didn't give you the question bank in advance, did they?"

Only then did Mao Mi feel the embarrassment of being late, and said with a smile: "It's a fluke, a fluke. It's just that I made up a lot of knowledge before I came."

In his bag is also a pamphlet of travel knowledge compiled exclusively by the Mao and Hu couples. It is almost forty pages thick, and each item is the essence of their long-term adventures written by hand, from easy to difficult.Jin Si has already turned out this book that looks like a book from his backpack, and read the title: ""Travel Encyclopedia"... Have you memorized this?"

Seeing that everyone was staring at him brightly, Mao Mi had no choice but to nod honestly, and was amazed all around for a moment.

"Just turning around like this every day when you rest, and you memorized it?" Zhu Yang's eyes widened.

Discussed for a long time about this anecdote that had never happened in the history of the program. After the program group issued a reminder, the regular guests who were convinced by defeat returned to those hellish earthen houses at a tortoise speed.

Mao Mi made dinner, and he took the initiative to share the delicacies in the villa, and watched a picnic with everyone in the square.Originally, the two parties were not allowed to share, but Xu also understood that the conditions of the losing party were too bad, so the producers turned a blind eye.Some staff couldn't help rubbing a few slices of meat to eat. With the warm flames, everyone seemed to be enjoying themselves.

In the middle of the night, the tired Mao Mi was about to go to bed after washing, but Xiong Laer unexpectedly knocked on his door quietly.

The two-meter tall man with a simple and honest face came in and sat down on the spot, giving them a short variety show class in a sincere and detailed manner.Both Mao Mi and Lin Guangmo were very grateful to him for taking care of him with all their heart and soul. Normally, few seniors would be willing to teach their experience so frankly.

After class, they huddled together and chatted, and their pictures in the miniature camera looked harmonious and beautiful.

"Brother Xiong, are you from the Green Sand Starfield?" Lin Guangmo asked curiously.

"Yeah, far away." Xiong Lal was a little sad when he talked about his hometown. He hadn't been back for many years.The people there are all tall and tall, and the hair covered on their bodies is very good at keeping out the cold. Moreover, they can all transform into half-beast forms. Occasionally, some special citizens can even directly transform into full-beast forms.

Speaking of form, Mao Mi is also interested: "You must be very majestic after changing."

Lin Guangmo: "Senior, do you have any photos?"

Xiong Laer's round hairy ears moved strangely, and said in a muffled voice: "Don't talk, don't talk, we only discuss this kind of thing with our loved ones."

Immediately afterwards, he fled the villa as if shy, leaving only a panicked back.