Interstellar cat guide

The video was recorded by Zhinao, it was only [-] minutes and [-] seconds, from the beginning of the question to the end of Mao Mi shaking his head, it looked like it was cut out after the overall recording, and it was specially sent out in the early morning when there was no one around.

This wasn't a big deal at all, but at seven or eight o'clock in the morning, someone with a heart began to add fuel to the flames, pretending to accidentally find this video, and after a while, it attracted great attention after intentional dissemination.

Some people even bluntly said: "Anyone who goes to college at the fourth level of Mandarin will take the exam. If he doesn't even know about this, he won't have never gone to college at all." Generally speaking, they are not valued so much. Some people don't want to go to university, but their talents have more room to display.The problem is that some promoters deliberately magnify this point, leading others to label them as illiterate, causing people to criticize and question them constantly.

Although many artists with non-major backgrounds will not put things like academic background in their own materials, thinking that it is unnecessary, but as long as they are willing to check, they can be easily found.When Mao Mi woke up and found out about this, he analyzed with Liu Wenwei that someone must have been used this time, and just now he started setting traps with great fanfare without even checking.Are they stupid?No, their vicious intentions lie in knowing that Mao Mi is not a first-line star at this time, and the publicity and public relations resources placed on him are insufficient, so as long as the entire network pushes videos and articles with the title "illiterate", it is enough to brainwash Most people who only read the title, and those who poke in to watch the video are also very easy to be guided, and can even influence many passers-by who don't care about these but hear the news.

In this way, the truth is no longer important.It has been like this since ancient times to spread rumors and open your mouth to clarify.

"I'm already contacting the team to help you find out who is behind the scenes." Liu Wenwei opened several split screens in his brain early in the morning, and the communication has not stopped. People, they have also launched some actors recently, and some of them are greedy for your resources." The implication is that they think that Mao Mi is blocking the way of their family.

As for how to do public relations, it is still in the middle of the meeting. The most urgent task is to cancel the news videos everywhere, but Mao Mi directly vetoed it: "It doesn't matter, you don't need to spend money to do these things."

Liu Wenwei and the person on the other end of the communication hurriedly finished their orders, and when they heard the words, they looked helplessly at Mao Mi who had been holding the universal language textbook: "It doesn't matter! You are two words away from being illiterate. You have traveled more than a thousand miles, and you just let people pour sewage like this? Stop reading...why are you suddenly reading this now?"

"Learning." Mao Mi quickly memorized a page of vocabulary, and said softly, "I used to think that since the major didn't need to be learned, then it was fine for me not to learn it. But now it seems that I still need to pick up this language."

"...Now the translator is only worth a bag of snacks. It's unnecessary, and we don't usually use it."

Mao Mi shook his head and continued to look: "Look farther away, all star regions in the universe now communicate in the common language, maybe we will cooperate in the future, which will be more advantageous."

Liu Wenwei didn't expect that such a thing would make him more motivated to fight, and he had already thought of cooperation with other star fields, and he couldn't help but sigh with emotion: "...you have really changed a lot, but that being said, public relations It must be done, we are already several hours behind in this matter, and we are at a disadvantage."

"The boat is naturally straight when it reaches the bridge." Mao Mi turned another page, "They want to create momentum, so we can take advantage of it."

"You mean..."

"Extreme things must be reversed. If you eat too much sweetness, you will naturally suffer."

Liu Wenwei was taken aback for a moment, then nodded hesitantly, "I see."

As soon as I finished speaking, I saw a set of data suddenly flooded on the light screen, and it became even more lively.

It turned out that the official account of the Federal National University posted a Weibo ten seconds ago: "Mao Mi v is the youngest visiting professor in our school. I don't know if he is illiterate, will he pass the exam?"

The comments below were all stunned, "I'm dazzled? The United Nations University actually said such a thing?!" "Fuck, you used to only post things related to study! What's going on with this arrogant tone this time?" !" "It is suspected that the account has been hacked..." "The citizen id number has been hacked"...

Immediately afterwards, the account of the United Nations University Ancient Cultural Institute also reposted this Weibo: "Take this opportunity to advertise and get admitted to our academy. From now on, I will bid farewell to the common language, and I will never see you again in the fourth and sixth grades."

Before people recovered, they saw the famous professor of archeology follow behind and forwarded: "Don't listen to the false advertisement on the right, although you don't need to learn a common language, you must learn at least five or six ancient languages ​​and various minority languages , I have to memorize dozens of dictionaries, I almost went crazy at the time.”

The first to re-evaluate are the little hairballs, "So that's the case, I admire it." "We, Meow, have worked hard..." "I have never been exposed to this kind of thing before, and I didn't expect it to be so difficult." "Who dares to say that Meow is illiterate ? Post the report card first, okay?"...

What made things even more heated was Professor Yu Kongyou's own long Weibo, which described in detail Mao Mi's excellent grades during college, and said that the school forced him to stay as a visiting professor. He donated money to fund the research of the academy. This year alone, he excavated and translated many ancient texts.As a highly respected old professor, Yu Kongyou seldom speaks on the Internet on weekdays. This time, he posted thousands of words, which increased the popularity several times.

But that's not all, when people were still feeling sorry for Yu Kongyou's support, the most unlikely person unexpectedly showed up.

Chen Changqing unexpectedly posted a Weibo with only a few words, "Mao Mi is the best student and scholar." As soon as he posted it, Huo Jingchu immediately forwarded it, "The teacher is right." Now the whole popularity has reached reached the pinnacle.

Perhaps the people in front of them just regarded it as a farce, and some even said that Mao Mi had paid for them to help them speak out, but Chen Changqing and Huo Jingchu, who would dare to say that they would also accept money?

Everyone just took Chen Lao's words as a golden rule. Why did they ever doubt the slightest bit?The public opinion was reversed in an instant, and combined with the previous explanation of the United Nations Congress, the whole truth is clearly revealed.There is no need to spend money to invite people to promote it. Countless people have started to spread the truth automatically. Some websites are quick to delete all the drafts and videos given by others with a wink.

Liu Wenwei followed the development of the situation, both happy and surprised, and finally sighed to Mao Mi, who was still reading quietly: "Those who mess with you would never have imagined that the United Nations Congress broke through the image for you, and even Old Chen, the Heavenly Kings will speak for you, and they are all spontaneous. I am starting to feel a little fond of them now, this is simply a big advertisement for others at my own expense."

He thought rightly, Jin Ci's Internet promoters are indeed beating their hands and feet in the small black room right now, scolding the sky and the earth, and a scene that is obviously foolproof has actually led to such a few giants, who have done it for others wedding dress.But they are veterans after all, and within a moment, they have a new countermeasure.

Public opinion slowly changed direction and began to attack Qi Maomi's academic problems. They bought a teacher from another school to let him speak: "The disgrace of the literati! It's deplorable! According to Mr. Yu, it was him and his alma mater. Mao Mi was cultivated, but he was tempted by the outside world and joined the entertainment industry... Money is something outside of him! It's all for money, for fame! How can this be called a literati? He is clearly an actor! I suggest that your school be expelled immediately His identity, otherwise it would really chill the academic community."

Afterwards, many people followed him and echoed, "That's right, I'm already a star, so I can still concentrate on learning, don't be ridiculous."

Liu Yinyin, who has been busy since the early morning until now, was so angry that she led the hairballs and immediately started arguing, but this is still secondary.She and the students from the Ancient Cultural Institute quickly formed the same front, and called friends from other colleges, vowing to bring the city back.

A spectacle appeared on the Internet in an instant.As a well-known low-key school that concentrates on studying, most people can't match it. Its students have never competed for their presence on the Internet, but this time there are teachers who support them.

For example, "Although I am from the School of Engineering, every teacher is my teacher. If anyone wants to bully my teacher, the marble in my hand will not recognize anyone." Our professors are unprofessional and unintentional about academics... Please try to be a scholar, come and try!" "I heard from my friends in the Ancient Culture Institute that half of the money for their beautiful gardens is donated by Mao Mi, and those who don't teach Shi also pays attention to their progress every day, and submits three core papers every year...Those so-called teachers who stepped on him, please show your results."

Most of the passers-by who saw the facts clearly when Chen Changqing spoke naturally also came to a conclusion, cursing one after another, "It's so old, I can still hear the name of an actor." Read dead books?" "Others have the ability to take care of both ends, so what's your business?"

Those people never expected that just trying to change the public opinion aroused even more enthusiastic reactions. The masses are no longer willing to be led by the nose, and some people who don't pay much attention to this matter will even take the initiative to report to the surrounding area. Popular science, tell the truth.In just three hours, the result was a subversive reversal.

The United Nations University has also become a topic, and people laughed and said, "Your school is simply a clean stream." I rushed out to help with Zhinao in the shower without even putting on my clothes." "Your classmate 666666"...

However, the central figure in the whole incident never came out to express his position. It was not until Yu Kongyou posted another science blog about the Ancient Cultural Institute that he solemnly reposted: "To this day, it is not only the public's alienation from the Ancient Cultural Institute. And prejudice, that is, many schools also set it as a marginal subject, resulting in more and more ancient cultural institutes being canceled and replaced. Our institute has persisted until now, which is not easy, thanks to Teacher Yu and all The efforts of the teachers and students. So taking this opportunity, I sincerely hope that more people can learn about this course and even participate in it. The Institute of Ancient Culture is always actively waiting for the arrival of new students.”

This is [-]% true.

Even for a school like theirs, the funds allocated by the higher authorities are always pitifully small, and the number of new students who sign up each year is only one percent of that of other departments, and some will change departments if they can't persist.Anyway, there has been such a big commotion, so it's good to simply advertise it, and it will be useful if it is useful.

Many students who were about to take the college entrance examination took advantage of their enthusiasm to respond, and many even vowed to claim that they were interested and would definitely sign up, which relieved Mao Mi a lot.

At this time, in the basement of the Jinci Building, a man wearing glasses turned off his brain, rubbed his sore eyes that hadn't slept all night, and said with a wry smile: "From the moment Mr. Chen came out, we have already lost." It's over." The dying struggle is a dying struggle after all, but it only adds to the laughing stock.They thought this time it was just the same job as usual, but they never expected to bump into an iron plate and lose in a mess.

Mao Mi's side completely reversed the situation without spending a penny, and even took advantage of the situation to reverse publicity, almost becoming an irreproducible success story.

The heat gradually dissipated, but people were still talking about it, discussing the relationship between Mao Mi and Chen Changqing, and lamenting the incredible knowledge of this young man, he was really famous once.

Liu Wenwei couldn't close his mouth with joy, and was promoted to a four-star manager that day.But Huo Jingchu quietly contacted his friends and banned the accounts of those push hands. The bribed professors and others were naturally punished accordingly, which was to help Mao get rid of his anger.

And Mao Mi, who finished today's lingua franca course by himself at home, was the first person to contact Chen Changqing after the matter was over, thanking him for making an exception to speak for himself, Chen Changqing was quite angry when he received the communication, "Thank you for speaking for you , Why don’t you come and see me when you have time, hum!” Yu Kongyou also reacted, the old man blew his beard and stared and said that if he knew who was the victim, he would pick up his crutches and kill him.

Most of the teachers in the world look like this.

The last one who was going to thank him was Huo Jingchu, who had just sent "Are you there?", and then sent over an emoji of grievance.

Huo Jingchu: "I heard that you interacted with people on the show and confessed your love."

Mao Mi: "..."

How could he forget about this matter!

Huo Jingchu: "I will also listen to my confession next time we meet."

Sighing sweetly, Mao Mi blushed back to him: "Then next time."

"I still want to kiss."

Mao Mi hurriedly shut down his brain, wrinkled his nose and pretended not to see it.

Huo Jingchu, who was far away in the sky, rolled around on the sofa twice with his brain that hadn't responded to the letter, and began to fantasize and daydream, causing 103 to bark twice in disgust.