My attack and disguise are weak and I can't extricate myself

It's a very fucked-up thing for a good friend to change, and Mass knows it well.

The four of them, the rudder master, Zhang Ting, Da Vinci, and himself, have always been good friends who share similar interests. They hang out in circles and play war together. To meet such people in Two-dimensional, he feels that three lives Fortunately.

Of course, their ideological realms are still different. For example, Da Vinci’s Sun Chun Baixue, the helmsman is unpredictable, he has something to say, and he is more arrogant.

Counted at Mass, one, two, three, four, four bachelors, what are you doing at home at night, why not go out to drink, usually he is the one who joins the game, the host is always the first to respond, he thinks that the host may be relatively free, it’s nothing Doing serious business makes him, a hard-working programmer, very envious.Zhang Ting is also very easy to call, as long as his mother doesn't come to check the post, he can usually come out.Da Vinci didn't like this kind of place very much, because it hindered his burst of inspiration, and maybe a few billions of works that hadn't been born were destroyed by the Mass.But today is a rare day, Da Vinci is on vacation, and he also came.

Several people ordered various cocktails, beer, and red wine to mix and drink.While drinking, they also discussed things in the circle.The point is that Peach and Plum Ghost King.It's really amazing to say that, none of them thought that the Peach and Plum Ghost King would later become a sister-in-law.

Misa has always heard the name of Taoli Ghost King, so I can't see it. The video that is highlighted and popular on the forum was shot by Taoli Ghost King. He is a great god in the circle. Unfortunately, none of them know this god. .He once had a man who had practiced with the Peach and Plum Ghost King, and as if he had received a gift, he has been out of his mind since then, full of praise and fascination for the Peach and Plum Ghost King.He didn't believe in evil, so I practiced it with him once, and sure enough, people lacked interest in him and were full of resentment.

He was going to introduce this to the other three people in turn, even if it was bad, he couldn't be alone.

After chatting in the circle, start chatting about the game.Mass can't help but brag after drinking, it's not bragging, he really hacked the server of Bingge, without anyone noticing, he has always been very good at playing with computers, even in T University, he is also among the best , it is hard to catch up.At the beginning, there was a class where the exam content was to hack into the teacher's computer. Those who could be hacked passed, and those who couldn't were failed.Mass was the first to enter the teacher's computer and installed a protective wall for the teacher.

So it didn't take too much time to hack Binge's stuck server full of loopholes.He boasted triumphantly that Da Vinci and Zhang Ting really understood his intentions and clapped their hands in praise. Only the helmsman still pretended to be deep and didn't give face.

Then he heard the rudder master say: "Bing Ge opened at my house."

It was so embarrassing that Mass felt like falling off a cloud all at once.

To express his apologies, he was given a lot of alcohol by the helmsman, and he drank all of it naturally. He is also a bold person. This incident is really outrageous. What will this friend do in the future.Now that he drank, the two applauded just now also drank, and the helmsman couldn't just watch them drink the wine as water, and as a result, they all drank a lot.

Fortunately, neither of them came by car. Zhang Ting insisted on going home to see his beautiful little roommate, so Da Vinci left with him. The two took a taxi.Mass also wanted to leave, his house was close to Da Vinci's house, but one leg was weak and he couldn't keep up, so he fell on the sofa.

The rudder master still had some strength, and supported him to open a room upstairs, and the two of them fell asleep in the same bed.I don't know how long I slept, anyway, there are no windows in this kind of place, and I can't tell whether it's dark or day.

Originally they were all sleeping soundly on the bed, snoring softly, but the host suddenly felt a little nausea in his stomach, the power of the wine finally came up, he opened his eyes with force, got up from the bed, just He was a little top-heavy when he got up, and hit Mi Sa's body with a 'bang', and then he hurriedly stumbled to the bathroom, finally endured to the bathroom, and started to vomit into the toilet.

Mass was woken up by him, startled, opened his eyes suddenly, his consciousness was still a bit sluggish, he forgot what he did last night, and he didn’t know where he was, he vaguely heard a sound from the bathroom, after a while There was the sound of rushing water again, someone was taking a bath.

He sniffed the smell on his body, it smelled really bad, it smelled like a mixture of all kinds of alcohol, and he should take a bath.He struggled to sit up, and walked unsteadily to the bathroom with the light on.Walking to the door, he pushed the door open with one palm, and what he saw was a solid body wrapped in water mist.Honey-yellow skin, firm muscles, the water flowed smoothly over his body, splashing, sliding down to the bottom... the place that men have.

It turned out to be the helmsman.

Mi Sa smiled evilly, pushed the door and walked in, and began to tear his clothes. He couldn't wait any longer, not only smelled of alcohol, but also sweated, so let's wash it with the helmsman.

The helmsman became sober after being washed by the water. When he first saw the mass, he was a little cautious. He covered his lifeline with his hand, and said, "I'll finish washing right away." Then he saw the mass taking off his clothes with his arms raised. Now, revealing his lean and strong upper body, the helmmaster's eyes dimmed, and he couldn't hold back his lower body.

He likes mass for not a day or two, but he didn't respond when he saw mass, he still regarded him as a good buddy, laughing and laughing, and never made a move, otherwise it would be too much to lose if he couldn't make friends.So even at this moment, he still calmed down, gritted his teeth and said, "Why don't you wash it first?"

Then Mass took off his pants, naked, and came towards him.

The rudder master jumped up with his lower body, he pressed down awkwardly, but it was useless, the little brother became more and more happy, and he didn't live up to it at all.

Mass also saw the body change of the rudder master, his eyes had transformed the image into a signal, oh, this person is the rudder master, oh the rudder master took off his clothes and took a bath, oh the rudder master reacted.But unfortunately, this signal was rejected by the crashed brain, so Massa reached out and touched the helm master's little brother, and with the helm master's shocked expression, he smiled and grabbed water from the helm master.

The warm water flows down the body, washing away the solidified sweat, not to mention how comfortable it is, the mass is not enough, with an effort, the helmsman is squeezed out of the water, and he occupies the big shower head, feeling the wetness The air, dense mist, let out a long sigh.

The helmsman was aggressively pushed into the corner by him, and he hadn't recovered from the shock just now, but the mass had already been washed by himself.Trembling, he stretched out his hands slowly toward Misa's waist, and just lightly touched Misa's psoas muscles. He didn't know whether the temperature was running water or Misa's, so he withdrew his hands. The voice was hoarse: "You wash first, I'll go out."

The rudder master had just taken two steps when he heard Mass singing from behind: "Friend, friend, have you ever molested me? If you still hurt yourself by masturbating yourself, please tell me!"

Helmsman: "..."

When the two hugged each other, Misa was still conscious, oh, I hugged the rudder master, but the signal still didn’t match the IQ, so I was driven by the instinct of the body and did it.

Woke up completely the next morning and saw the messy sheets, the messy helmsman and myself.Without saying a word, Massa took out a cigarette first, found a lighter from the bedside table, lit one and smoked it very hard, and finished it in a few puffs. He wanted to smoke after smoking, but as soon as he stretched out his hand, he was caught The helmsman grabbed it.

The helmsman's expression was not good either, he scratched his body several times, some of them were quite deep, anyway, he must have suffered from sleep recently.Massa felt that he was really ruthless in his actions. At that time, he was anesthetized with alcohol and had a slow reaction. He was able to catch the helmsman like this. It hurts so much to be exploded!I am also a warrior!

"Stop smoking." The helmsman smoked his cigarette, threw it on the ground, handed him the clothes of Mass, and glanced at the chrysanthemum position under the buttocks of Mass, with a complicated expression.

Mass puffed out a puff of smoke and finally spoke.

"It's okay, brother, I know what I am. I'm too rough. I drank too much yesterday. I know you haven't controlled it yet. As a result, your physical strength is not as good as others and you were raped. I am also very unlucky. But you are also very unlucky. What's the matter with having sex with your own brother! But...we're all adults, so we're brain-poisoned, psychopathic, programmed remotely by aliens, forget it. "

Mass himself comforted himself, and felt that he had also comforted the helmsman.He thought about it and began to put on his clothes, but the helmsman didn't move.

"You're dead, I'm not."

Mass was shaken by his words, and immediately raised his eyes and frowned: "What do you mean?"

The rudder master reached out to grab Mi Sa's waist, but Mi Sa was dodged fiercely, the surprise in his eyes was no less than when he just found out that he and the rudder master were in bed.

"I'm happy, I got what I wanted if you made fun of me."