Demon Realm Live Record

When Mi Yao arrived at the door of his house, the clock was almost turning.

He gently took the key to open the door, changed his shoes and walked in.Sure enough, there was no light in Mi Yue's room, and he had already fallen asleep.

Mi Yue is Mi Yao's father, or to be precise, Mi Yao's adoptive father.Of course, it is impossible for these two people to have any blood relationship, because Mi Yao is a human being through and through, while Mi Yue is a peacock demon.

More than ten years ago, when Mi Yao was about five years old, both his biological parents died in a car accident, leaving only little Mi Yao, who was sent to an orphanage.But Mi Yao was lucky, and was picked up by Mi Yue who came to adopt the child the next day.

At that time, a small number of monsters went to the human world to settle, and gradually integrated into human life.Mi Yue naturally likes children, and he is very happy to be a baby daddy, so Mi Yao is brought up like this, and he is also prosperous in the human world, and his career is booming.

Mi Yao went back to the room and counted his belongings. When he saw the mobile phone that had been dismembered by five horses, he sighed and dialed the number of Youkai Division from the landline in the bedroom.

The person who answered the phone didn't know what kind of monster it was, but the person who answered the phone in the middle of the night was still very dedicated.Mi Yao was a little sleepy at first, but when he heard his clear voice, he woke up a lot.

Over there, the staff of the Monster Department asked Mi Yao to report carefully what he saw and heard today, and Mi Yao reported one by one: "Yes, in Lei Ze, there is a big monster with explosive attack power. I know whether he eats people or not." After a pause, he continued, "And I still can't believe it, maybe it's not my eyesight? You actually have dragons in the demon world??"

An exclamation came from the other end of the phone: "What?!"

"I didn't lie to you. Do you know it? It's really a demon dragon! I almost died by his hands. Please take precautions. Although he didn't kill me, I was still mentally injured. If it is necessary, for the safety of all human beings and even monsters, I suggest that you make him a priority and add him to the list of dangerous monsters."

"...What the hell did you do?!"

"Oh, I made some marks along the way, and then put it to sleep with a sleeping talisman. Please send someone to deal with this matter as soon as possible. The danger index of this demon dragon is simply unpredictably high."

"..."

I don't know why, since Mi Yao said that he met a dragon, the reaction on the phone was very strange.The voice of the monster department staff member seemed to be trembling, as if he was more surprised than himself.Then there was a long silence, the staff member didn't reveal anything, he just confirmed his identity information to Mi Yao again, said "Okay, I will deal with it as soon as possible", and hung up the phone with a "snap" .

Mi Yao thought to himself: "Is it so unbelievable? Impossible, they are both monsters, how could they not know the existence of the black dragon? Maybe a powerful figure has returned to the world after many years? The world is about to set off a bloody storm?"

He shook his head, snuffed out the idea of ​​being a martial artist, and after washing up, he felt exhausted, so he fell asleep as soon as he touched the pillow.

The next day, Mi Yao slept until eleven o'clock.He opened his eyes suddenly, and heard a crackling sound from outside the door, as if something had splashed into the frying pan.

He pushed open the door and walked out, and a choking smell of oily smoke immediately entered his nose.

In front of him, Mi Yue was holding a shovel in his hand, facing the frying pan with a serious face, as if facing a formidable enemy.Just after the oil was poured into the pot, a large handful of sliced ​​ginger and garlic was sprinkled in, making a crackling sound, and the oil splashed on Lao Gao.Mi Yue took two steps back to avoid the rising white smoke, and saw the garlic sizzling in the oil pan as if his butt was being burned, and a strange fragrance permeated the air.

"Xiao Yao, pass me that pot of vegetables."

Mi Yao held his forehead with one hand, and handed the drain basin to Mi Yue with the other: "What kind of vegetable is this?" It was black and purple, slender and long, and seemed to be full of cellulose, which was very suitable for rewarding cattle and sheep.

...Can this stuff be eaten?

After Mi Yue took it, he flipped it over, and the whole basket of vegetables was thrown upside down in the frying pan.Then there was another flurry of chicken and dog jumping, and Mi Yue added other seasonings to the pot, stirred a few times and stir-fried in the big pot.The kitchen at this moment is comparable to a battlefield. Mi Yue is sweating profusely, with the domineering shovel in his hand dancing like a sword. He turned his head and smiled in the steaming heat: "The special dish of the demon world, stir-fried fluffy grass."

Mi Yao: "..."

Before Mi Yue completely destroyed the entire kitchen, he finally finished today's lunch - the legendary standard three dishes and one soup.

Mi Yao helped Mi Yue put the food in bowls and plates, and brought it to the dining table.When serving the food, because it was close to the plate, the steam from the plate baptized Mi Yao from bottom to top, so that after Mi Yao sat down, he felt that his whole body was full of the smell of vegetables .

It's a pity that it's not the delicious fragrance of ordinary home cooking, but a mixed, indescribable weird smell...

Mi Yue happily sat next to his son, seeming quite proud of his creations: "Crocodile crisps, fried fireflies, stir-fried fluffy grass, plus a butter oyster soup, meat and vegetables, balanced nutrition, how about it? "

After finishing speaking, he put a piece of crocodile cake into the rice bowl: "Taste it quickly."

Mi Yao frowned and picked up the so-called crocodile cake: "Is this made of crocodile meat? Isn't it illegal?"

Mi Yue said: "It's made of crocodile skin, mixed with egg white and low-gluten flour, put in the oven for 10 minutes, it's very crispy and delicious. You don't have to worry about the source of ingredients. Although crocodiles are protected animals in the human world, there is no such thing in the demon world." There are a lot of silly crocodiles with demon power. If you don’t eat them, it will be a disaster.”

Mi Yao: "..."

He swallowed the crocodile crisps with a little difficulty, and found that the taste was still acceptable. Although it was not as good as the food in the school cafeteria, his father had been learning and improving anyway.

At this time, Mi Yue said, "By the way, how did you feel doing the live broadcast yesterday?"

Mi Yao shook the chopsticks in his hand, raised his head slightly to peek at Mi Yue's facial expression, and said, "Uh, it's okay."

Mi Yue smiled and said: "My son is handsome, but unfortunately I went out later and only saw the part of Onozawa."

Mi Yao rolled his eyes, feeling very dangerous.Every time I am lucky, I can always clean up any troubles, and the careless Mi Yue will not find out.As time goes by, Mi Yue feels at ease with him, thinking that his son is a very stable young man...

The two chatted casually, and Mi Yue enthusiastically picked up fireflies for Mi Yao, saying that eating more insects would supplement protein, and that the skin would be as bright as fireflies, and the fluffy grass would help ventilate and activate blood circulation, as well as strengthen the body. Healthy body, nourishing yin and nourishing yang...

Mi Yao chewed the fireflies that were fried into brown, thinking that his skin would glow at night, then he must have seen a ghost.However, he could accept this dish. Although it was tingling when he first tasted it, it tasted sweet after biting into pieces. After the sweet taste, there was a hint of sourness and bitterness, which was very refreshing.

Then I tasted a few fluffy grasses. After being abused by the high temperature, the fluffy grasses became sluggish. It was hard to chew after the mouth, and almost had to be swallowed whole.Mi Yao only felt that his esophagus had been pierced, choked and uncomfortable, and hurriedly fetched water to drink.

Seeing this, Mi Yue said, "You can eat like this." There was a lot of soup at the bottom of the plate where the fried pompon grass was fried, which was the purple-black juice from the pompon grass.In order to set an example for his son, Mi Yue scooped up a large spoonful and mixed it with the rice. The snow-white rice was dyed gray-purple, and Mi Yue began to eat it in big mouthfuls.

Mi Yao saw that the rice tasted delicious, and his appetite was actually stimulated.He decided to try rice with soup.It's a pity that the butter oyster soup is a bit too oily, and the oil flakes float on the soup, and I feel tired after drinking it in one sip.With an oyster in your mouth, the smooth and tender meat is still good, but at the same time you have to endure a mouthful of sand...

Being able to eat Mi Yue's meals almost without changing his expression shows that Mi Yao is also very human to some extent.As a child raised by the kitchen gods in the dark cooking world, Mi Yao has become accustomed to the food cooked by Mi Yue during years of food abuse, and sometimes even eats too much in the cafeteria, and occasionally misses his father. cooking.

When he was in college, he lived on campus and rarely came back, so every time he went home, Mi Yue would cook a table full of dishes, and then stare at Mi Yao with anticipation and fatherly love, and personally supervise him to eat. .When Mi Yao found a job in the same city, and lived at home for convenience, the salary was still not bad...

Mi Yao felt a complex emotion in his heart, and he ate all the dishes that Mi Yue gave him, and then filled another bowl of soup, but he didn't touch the oysters in it.

After eating, Mi Yao's face was indifferent, and he didn't seem to feel that his stomach had been abused, while Mi Yue looked refreshed and said, "I think the rice I cooked is really delicious!"

Mi Yao thought it was just average, but he still gave it a higher evaluation: "Dad, it's delicious, you've made great progress!"

With an expression of "I know, I know", Mi Yue said, "Last time I also made crocodile cakes and gave some to my neighbors, but their faces turned black when they ate them. Me. At that time, I thought maybe I didn’t do it well. Today, you gave me face so much, obviously that group of people don’t know how to taste food.”

Mi Yao: "..."

Mi Yue: "In the future, you can inherit my mantle and learn how to cook in the demon world."

Mi Yao: "...Okay." After he learns it, he may have no friends, haha.

After that, Mi Yao went to the kitchen to clean up the tableware, while Mi Yue continued to surf the Internet.In fact, his job is to open an online store. He registered a "Flower Peacock Monster World Specialty Store" on Taobao, selling gems, herbs, and food with a long shelf life and other special products in the shop. At present, the scale is getting bigger and bigger, and the profit is very high. considerable.Having said that, Mi Yue once sold his own smoked bacon in the store, but unfortunately received more than a dozen negative reviews in a row. In order not to affect the overall operation of the store, he had to withdraw this product regrettably.

After Mi Yao washed the dishes, he returned to his room. He lay on the bed to rest for a while, and suddenly remembered that he had some things to do.He came back too late yesterday, he went to bed after a hasty shower, and he didn't have time to buy a new mobile phone, and he didn't have time to check the dagger.

Online shopping can be done directly on mobile phones, but daggers are not so easy to handle.Mi Yao took out the blue dagger from his bag, carefully inspected the blade of the dagger, and found that there was no trace of any bumps on the double blades - he chopped the rock with the dagger yesterday.

"Is this really a magic weapon?" Mi Yao recalled the experience when he got the dagger. He chased a catfish spirit and strayed into a swamp. When he fell into the center of the swamp, Mi Yao thought he was going to die At this point, I didn't expect that after falling, not only did he not suffocate, but he came to a sinking place and picked up this dagger.

At that time, the dagger glowed blue in the dark, as if it had a subtle connection with Mi Yao.Mi Yao brought it back and used it as a weapon to catch monsters.

At this time, Mi Yao observed the short handle of the dagger again, and suddenly felt a little familiar.

Yes, he had known for a long time that there were nine raised dots on the hilt of the dagger, but he had never paid attention to the shape of their arrangement.Looking closely now, it was actually somewhat similar to the arrangement of the nine stars in the night sky of the demon world last night.

The author has something to say:

Small theater: about different people's views on Mi Yue's dark cuisine:

Mi Yue: I think the rice I cook is so delicious!

Mi Yao: Actually, so-so.

Others: ...life, life is worse than death.vomit……

PS: There is another update tonight