Wife-loving maniac is online

Early in the morning, Zimo, who was still asleep, was disturbed by his mother beating gongs and drums, spanking and throwing the bed, without any scruples about the feelings of his son who was already in high school.

Holding the quilt tightly and wrapping himself like a snail, Zimo poked his head out, looked at his mother with sleepy eyes and mournful, and shouted helplessly: "Mom~ what are you doing, I'm too old to come here Lift my quilt, what if I sleep naked?"

Unable to control him so much, Mother Xu came to the window, opened the curtains with a bang, and while picking up the clothes he threw on the ground, urged: "Everyone is about to leave, hurry up, okay?"

"Why are you in a hurry, it's not your son, I'm getting married." Being blinded by the sun, Zimo said that he was about to get under the bed again. Now, Xu's mother was quick and rushed over, grabbing Looking at his slow-moving hair, he pulled the man out with a little force, "Although you are not getting married, you are going to pick up the bride, and you have to dress up beautifully, does the audience know that? "

pretty?Want to overwhelm the audience?Wow, what a mother, you thought you gave birth to a daughter, and you gave me the trick of tricking women.Silently complaining about his mother, Zimo sat up slowly, thinking of going to pick up the bride later, he felt dizzy and nauseous.

Eh?I'm so motion sick, I won't be able to help when I get there, so I might as well forget about it.Thinking about this in his heart, Zimo told his mother that he was delighted to wait for his mother to look at him with special distress, and told him to rest at home for a while.

"But didn't you sit last time?" When it was windy and rainy a while ago, didn't I ask the temporary driver to pick him up, and I didn't see him coming back dizzy, sick and uncomfortable!

"That... that's different!" As soon as he mentioned this, Zimo felt inexplicably nervous.Do you think that seeing him driving into this yard means that he drove?Another person drove from the school to the entrance of the community, ah, ah, ah!Do you know the insane thing he did to your son?Mom, I'm so embarrassed to say it, I let him be the driver, I really pushed myself into the fire pit!

What's the difference?The driver is different?Or is the car different?Or...are you going to a different place?Standing by the bed with a smirk on her face, Mother Xu's eyes that seemed to see through everything made Zimo's heart shudder.

Turning over, Zimo didn't care what was in his mother's head, he carefully supported her shoulders and pushed towards the door, saying in a good voice: "Mom, as the saying goes, a woman's lack of talent is virtue! This woman Ah, you have to be silly to be cute! Do you know?"

Stupid is cute?Before Xu's mother could react from his words, Zimo locked the door with a bang.Although my mother is sometimes silly, but she is too smart when she shouldn't be smart, so I have to guard against it!

After finally driving his mother out, Zimo simply washed up, looking at the suit he brought back yesterday on the hanger, he still feels a little uncomfortable.

When I went to find him yesterday, I thought I could make things difficult for him and help Yangyang get the tie.Unexpectedly, that bastard actually got five sets of clothes for him to choose. He spent a long time there picking and choosing, but he couldn't steal the chicken. Not only did he fail to get the tie, but he also made the guy arrogant Ang was proud of himself.

After dawdling for a long time to get dressed and come out, the car to meet his relatives had already arrived at the door, and then a row of cars parked on the side of the road waiting for him alone, a terrible thought suddenly flashed in Zimo's head, that is, he felt that these people came to pick him up .

Zimo put his head through the sunroof of the car the whole time, so that he was a little less dizzy.After finally arriving at his cousin's house, he was singing, dancing, and telling jokes. His classmates who came with him just watched the excitement. This series of "tests" was all pushed to Zimo alone.After a whole morning, his throat was almost smoking, and he opened the door slowly until noon.

When I came back, I held a ceremony to speak and so on, and it took me a long time.Because he is the best man, he has to accompany him in everything, and some of them have to go to battle in person.Even if he is tired, he can't keep a straight face, and he keeps a 45-degree smile all the time. After laughing for a day, his face is about to cramp.

The wedding was very grand. Rather than saying it was a wedding, it was more like an exchange meeting in the business circle, and more like a blind date meeting to build relationships.After finally accompanying his cousin to greet everyone, Zimo, who hadn’t eaten since morning, was so hungry that his eyes were dimmed. He grabbed a sandwich with his bare hands and ran to a place with few people to lie down and eat.

I thought it would be quieter, at least take a small nap.But within 2 minutes of lying down, my mother's excited voice came over, and the sound of footsteps seemed to be more than one person.He really didn't have the energy to deal with her anymore, so Zimo just lay there and pretended to sleep.

Xu's mother didn't call him, just sat next to him and talked about how lively it was when she got married, blah blah blah.But after listening to it for a long time, she was the only one talking there, and Zimo thought she knew he was pretending to be asleep, so he tugged her surrenderingly, and pointed at his already stiff face, "Mom, give me Knead!"

"Uh...Okay, then close your eyes!"

My face, which had been tense for a whole day, was finally relaxed. I have to say that my mother's massage techniques have improved and become more vigorous. It's as if my face is dough, and I can't wait to wring all the flesh off my face.Feeling an itchy spot on his face, Zimo hurriedly grabbed that hand and let it go, "Mom, here!"

"Who is your mother, don't bark!"

A deep and familiar voice suddenly came from the top of his head, Zimo was taken aback, as if a thread had been cut off in his mind.Opening his eyes suddenly, he saw a face that was magnified several times above his head, looking at him intently from top to bottom, as if a person was hung up by his feet, and Zimo screamed in fright. One turned and jumped up.

I don't know when my mother turned into Bai Ye, Zimo pointed angrily at the elusive Bai Ye in front of him and shouted, "Why are you here?"

Because he was too surprised, Zimo's voice trembled a little, and because he used his voice too much today, it became a little hoarse.Bai Ye wrapped his arms around his shoulders, leaned his head together and whispered, "You are too loud! Do you want to attract others' attention?"

"Perverted stalker, you actually followed here, can you show some face?" He glanced at him with disgust, Zimo disliked being put on his shoulders very much, and was trying to escape when Bai Ye suddenly Turn around and stand behind him.

Leaning slightly to his ear, Bai Ye looked at the person who was looking this way, with a wicked smile on the corner of his mouth, but said in a very aggrieved tone: "I can only give you a long face, why? Maybe it's embarrassing? Besides, I'm not here with you this time, I'm here to attend the wedding. "

Both shoulders were pressed hard by him, Zimo glared at him impatiently, and just took two steps away to keep a distance from him.But the person behind him stuck up again with a stride, and smiled meanly, "Why are you standing so far away, I won't do anything to you with so many people here! Or...do you want me to treat you?" Sample?"

Damn, knowing there are so many people, why are you still clinging to me?Do you know how many ignorant girls are fascinated by you with your physique of holy light? "What's your purpose?" Zimo was really impatient. He was tired enough today and wanted to take a good rest, but he still wanted to harass him.

"I told you that I came to the wedding, why don't you believe me." Bai Ye was surprised, didn't he have any credibility at all? "Originally, I wanted to come as your driver, but you had already left when I went to pick you up. I wanted to come as a family member, but we are still in the underground stage, so I had to come as a guest identity has come."

"You really have many identities." Zimo said coldly without listening to him carefully.

"Of course! The bride's father is my friend, and she still calls me uncle." Bai Ye looked proud.

I think the two also met outside on a narrow road back then, and after chatting casually for a few words, they found that they were particularly speculative, so they called them brothers.Although she was only a few years older than her, the little girl had a sweet mouth, and the uncle on the left and the uncle on the right called him fluently. At that time, he didn't feel that calling himself old was just taking advantage of it.

"I didn't expect you to have friends? Then do I have to call you uncle too?" Zimo glanced impatiently at his hand on his shoulder, and continued to eat the snacks his mother brought over just now.

"No, no, you are much more noble than them. You can call me..."

"Get out!?" Before Bai Ye could finish speaking, Zimo uttered a word coldly.