Wife-loving maniac is online

"Zimo, you... are back." Leaning against the head of the bed, Gao Yang smiled and waved to him.

"Yangyang, why...didn't you go to class?" With one hand on the doorknob, Zimo looked shocked when he saw the two of them in the dormitory. Isn't this the last class?Are they absent from school again?

Daming was playing a game, and he simply explained why he was in the dormitory.It was Gao Yang who wanted to get up and help him, but his speed was too slow. When he got up and walked over, Zimo had already slammed the door and lay on his bed.

"Zimo, what's the matter with you?" Gao Yang looked at him worriedly as he kept pressing his hand on his waist, and when he was about to reach out to touch him, Zimo stopped him and drove him away.

Daming who was next to him heard what he said, and ran over to join in the fun. Seeing him lying on the bed and grinning his teeth, with his hands on his back, he couldn't help saying, "Zimo, you don't have hemorrhoids, do you?"

"Ah, Zimo, you have hemorrhoids... huh?" Leaning halfway on the table next to him, Gao Yang looked at him worriedly and surprised. He has known him for more than two years, and he has never heard of hemorrhoids.No, no one would tell anyone about this kind of thing. Seeing him blushing from the pain, it seemed that Daming had hit the nail on the head.

Gao Yang looked worried, and Xu Zimo was so angry and annoyed that he pulled the quilt to cover himself up.Daming next to him kept pulling Gao Yang's face and dragged him outside, "It's so embarrassing for you to ask someone face to face about this kind of thing, and you'll be angry if you know it."

What does it mean to know it? I didn’t know who was yelling loudly just now. I wish everyone in the school knew that Zimo had hemorrhoids?Glancing at him unhappily, Gao Yang felt uncomfortable seeing Zimo's disappointed look. After all, he was always jumping up and down alive and well, but now he was lying on the bed like a dead fish, and he really felt sorry for him.

Gao Yang suggested that the two apologize for what they just said, and buy some medicine for him to make amends.

They came to the pharmacy again, and the two looked inside for a long time. Although there were many kinds of hemorrhoid medicines, they didn't know which one was good, so they had to buy some expensive ones after looking for a long time.

"Yangyang, you said... we two big men came to buy so many hemorrhoid medicines..." Standing beside a hidden medicine shelf, Daming looked at all kinds of hemorrhoid medicines in his arms, always feeling that there was something wrong.

Staring at him, Gao Yang nodded. Feeling really embarrassed, he casually took some things from the shelf next to him and threw them into his arms. After feeling that this was a little less embarrassing, the two came to the cashier slowly. .

The cashier sister saw that it was this student who had to swipe his credit card to buy an antidiarrheal medicine, and he was accompanied by a sick classmate, so she couldn't help but give him a second look.But when she saw the medicine placed in front of her, the cashier sister showed a knowing smile.

Seeing more than 200 yuan displayed on the monitor, the two looked at each other. Daming carefully sent the card over. Although he brought his own card, he still wanted to see if the card could be used without entering the password. shopping.Sure enough, before Daming could figure it out, the cashier sister had already packed the things and delivered them to them.

As soon as they arrived at the door of the dormitory, they heard the sound of smashing things from inside. The two went in and saw that Zimo was angrily smashing his mobile phone against the wall next to him.

"What's wrong with you?" Gao Yang came to Zimo's bed with the medicine in his hand, and put all the things in his hand in front of him, "Well, I don't know which brand of medicine works, so I bought some. It's better to take some medicine, it will get better soon."

"You..." Hemorrhoid medicine?Lying on the bed, looking at the messy medicine in the bag, Zimo's lungs were about to explode, but thinking of Gao Yang's kindness, he swallowed his anger.

"You don't have to thank me." Looking at Zimo's eyes moist, Gao Yang thought that this guy is too easily moved, and warmly stroked his back: "Oh, by the way, it's inconvenient for you to take the medicine, do you want it?" I'll help you."

"You..." Zimo grabbed Gao Yang's hand, tilted his head and looked at him, his handsome fair face was as red as a tomato, as if blood would drip in the next second.Although he knows that he has good intentions, but now he really wants to scold him severely. If this kind of stupid words are said by Daming who is covering his mouth and giggling, then he will have to hold his back even if he dies. .

His wrist hurt from being scratched, and Zimo felt as if he was about to get angry. Although Gao Yang wanted to stay and help him, he was still driven out by Zimo.

Standing at the door of the dormitory, the two looked at the classmates who were heading to the cafeteria after class.Daming, whose stomach was growling, couldn't bear it anymore, and dragged Gao Yang to the entrance of the supermarket.Just now Zimo also said that this is not his card, but it can indeed be used to buy things. If it is left unused, isn’t it a waste?

Feeling that what he said made sense, Gao Yang nodded in agreement, but, just now, I was in a pharmacy, this is a supermarket, what if I can't scan it?

"Buy a small thing first, if you can use it, we will go in and buy it." In the interest of fairness, Daming, who had tried twice at the drugstore just now, said nothing this time.Although I don't know whose it is, but the pies that fall from the sky are not picked up in vain.

After making up his mind to go to the supermarket, in the spirit of making quick decisions, Gao Yang saw that there were so many things inside. He didn't know what to buy, but he saw many boxes on the shelf next to the cashier at first glance. , walked over and took a box and put it on the cash register.

The cashier was an aunt in her 40s and [-]s. She took the card and swiped it, pulled off the bill and handed it over.The movements are skillful, quick and agile, before Gao Yang can see what he is holding, she has already helped to install it.

Gao Yang was always afraid that the card could not be swiped, and Gao Yang, who was so nervous that his palms were sweating, saw that the aunt didn't say anything, and even issued an order, his heart sank instantly, and he grabbed the things on the table and ran out as if fleeing for his life.

Shopping is a natural thing to do, but this time it was made like stealing by these two people, especially when seeing what Gao Yang bought, Daming staggered a few steps in fright and pointed at him. With the thing in his hand, he started to stutter, "Yang...Yangyang, you...why did you buy this at school?"

which?Gao Yang gave Daming a strange look, looked down at the things in his hand, and stuffed them into the other's arms in the next second, "My goal is obviously chewing gum, how did it become..."

Before Gao Yang could finish speaking, Daming quickly covered his mouth, and dragged him to a hidden place like a thief, "You want to die, why are you talking so loudly in school?"

"But..." But I really didn't want to buy this.Because although this is a school, there are still such adult products in the supermarket. No one has ever bought them, and they have been hanging there and are known as the treasures of the town store. How could they be bought by themselves today?

Knowing that the card can be used to buy things without a password, the two of them kept the box of things in their hands and kept secrets all the way. Although they were almost seen by a few familiar classmates, they still passed the battlefield safely and returned to the dormitory.

After filling his stomach and only sleeping for a few hours last night, Gao Yang climbed into bed early and slept soundly.

Enduring back pain, Zimo lay on the bed and played with his mobile phone. Daming, who was acting as a coolie, finished washing the dishes and asked him, "Is your back feeling better?"

"So-so." Confusing him casually, Zimo looked at his phone for a while, then suddenly turned to look at him, "You know I have a back injury? Then you still yelled that I had hemorrhoids."

"Oh, whoever has hemorrhoids will suffer from low back pain. I just want to take this opportunity to see if the card works." Shaking the card in his hand, Daming smiled badly, "Besides, there is nothing to be ashamed of hemorrhoids. Nine out of ten men have hemorrhoids." Haven't you heard of it?"

"I don't have hemorrhoids." Out of anger, Zimo grabbed the pillow and smeared it on his face, cursing fiercely, "If I hadn't been injured by a fall, I'll let you know what a chrysanthemum injury is."

"Okay, okay, can't I hide from you if I can't provoke you? You two are seriously ill, take a good rest, I'm going to class."

Ever since he knew that the card could be used to buy things, Daming has become very diligent, running up and down all day to buy things, and their dormitory has finally turned from a garbage dump into a paradise.

This afternoon, the three of them who didn't want to go to class were hanging out because the weather was too hot. When passing by a supermarket, Zimo went in and bought a few cans of beer and a few packs of cigarettes.

"How can you buy it?" Gao Yang looked at Zimo with cigarettes and alcohol in his hands, and felt strange. He had been to this store more than once, and he failed every time, but only Zimo succeeded every time.

At first he thought Zimo knew the proprietress here.Unexpectedly, Zimo directly showed his ID card, "Did you see, brother is an adult."

adult?Gao Yang took the ID card and looked at it, it was true, and Daming on the side also had to shiver, saying that he was also full last month, which meant that they could go in and out of game halls, bars, Internet cafes and other places more openly, although before Still going in and out, but now I can hold my head high, as if announcing my virginity in front of a group of old virgins.

"Yangyang, what month is your birthday? We will help you celebrate then."

"There are still ten months." When Gao Yang learned that they were all adults, Gao Yang looked hopeless. He thought they were all the same age, but he didn't expect, he didn't expect that he was actually a whole year younger than him.

"Then we just graduated, isn't it just a celebration?"

That's what I said, but when the exam is over, it will be the last year, and I still have to fly separately. How many people can really remember their birthday?What's more, he already hates his birthday now.

Looking at Gao Yang with a smile, Zimo gave him the card. Although they didn't know whose it was, they always liked to keep things with Gao Yang, probably because he seemed more reliable.

Gao Yang opened the backpack, intending to tidy it up so that he could put those snacks in it, after all, it was troublesome to hold it in his hands.The sharp-eyed Daming saw a mobile phone in his bag, and reached out to take it out.

Remembering that he didn't seem to have saved Gao Yang's number, Daming swiped the lock and pressed his own number to dial, but the result was not as he expected. Looking at the red cross that appeared on the phone screen, Daming looked contemptuous, " Such a good phone, but there is no signal."

"It's not that there is no signal, it is that there is no card." Zimo, who was squatting on a stone pier by the roadside, drinking beer, looked at Gao Yang beside him. He had never seen him buy a card before, and if he did, If you get stuck, you will definitely call and tell yourself as soon as possible.

"How can I make a call without a SIM card?" Gao Yang was also surprised. He had never bought a phone card, and he had heard that some cell phones had numbers directly entered into the cell phone, but it was impossible for them to be unable to make calls, unless the cell phone was a junk product.

Zimo took his mobile phone, looked left and right, and found that the card slot was empty, and the mobile phone did not display the operator. If there is no card, you can’t answer or make calls, then the last time the mobile phone was sold...

"Yangyang, this...couldn't be a couple machine?"