Schizophrenia

"Baby, talk to me~" Jacob sat on the roof, one foot fell freely, the other leg stepped on the eaves and bent, with his elbow resting on his knee, "You know, I love you the most, right? ~"

[Covering... 3/5...] Sis doesn't want to talk to Jacob, just blasts her cleanup routine.

"Eighty? He really wants to destroy Gotham City! But speaking of which, is my little engineer ant following Batpapa well?" Jacob has long been accustomed to ignoring Sis. When he was a magician, Sis gave him an angry look and stopped communicating with him.

[6/9, 7/10...]

"I'll take it as your default, Darling~" He hummed twice, naturally knowing that the fastest way to convert is to follow Batman and replace the machine after he installs it. Sis is more meticulous than him in doing things, and he entrusts Sis with incomparable peace of mind for these things, but he just wants to verbally tease him.

【11/15,12, 15/[-]...】

Jacob curled his lips and was a little unhappy that Sis ignored his words. He was obviously alone, but he just didn't follow what Sis wanted him to be, and got angry with himself like this.This annoying program must have been bumped in by my elder sister, and the anti-social second sister would not care about me.

However, it is very warm.

Robin's frantic voice came from the headset: "Jack, you promised me, stop Batman!"

"I'm stopping him," Sis is always so considerate, knowing what should be released through the headset and what can't, "so I'm waiting for him at his end, as I said, he doesn't need my help." If he didn't realize the deception in the end, he wouldn't be the Batman he expected.

"But what if he succeeds, Gotham is going to be ruined, I didn't send out my graduation!" Hearing the voice from the other side of the headset, Robin seemed to be moving at high speed, and Jacob could hear the wind, "My university is absolutely Not on Gotham, omg can this city give me a good birthday!!!"

Birthday?Jacob froze for a moment.

Sis captured the confusion in Jacob's heart and gave the answer: [Mr. Grayson's birthday is next Tuesday. 】Very considerate,【Jr. Mr. Grayson will be 13 next week. 】

"Dick," Jacob's voice in the headset was not as rampant as a magician, but more like the maturity of ST's young director at the press conference, "Birthday present, what do you want."

"Is this the time to talk about birthday presents!" Batgirl's complaints could be vaguely heard beside Robin, but Jacob didn't care.He doesn't need to care about the voice blocked by Sis, after all, Sis is himself to some extent, ignoring Batgirl because he is not interested in girls.

There was a moment of silence on the other side of the headset, and there was the sound of equipment colliding, followed by the groan of Robin being kicked.With the entire Gotham Police Department helping the two brats and the Joker planning another mayhem, Batman is the only one who's blatantly poised to be the big bad.

"Stopping Batman is the first of my three demands I promise you." Knowing what Robin wanted to say, Jacob laughed looking at the dark night in Gotham, "So, you have the right to ask A birthday present, Dick." He likes this child, not only because he reminds him of his nephew that he has never met, but also because the person this child sees is the Ansang who was passed away a long time ago, not someone who is superior Genius Jacob, not a crazy magician.

"Can we talk about this later, my god, {beep—} is going to kill me." Sis friendly filtered out the names that appeared in the middle, "He's almost finished filling up those poisonous gases, Jack, if you get to the end If you miss it, I will definitely imprison you in Arkham forever!"

This cute, non-threatening threat made the corner of Jacob's mouth widen: "Sis?"

【49/53,50, 54/[-]...】

It is said that the person who knows you best is actually your enemy.Jacob knows a lot about Batman. He has set up so many things together. In the end, he must need a place with a good signal to control. The tallest building in Gotham is naturally his best choice. Once and for all is his magician. style of.

So when Sis [77/80, 78/80, 89/80...] was reported three times, Jacob saw a black cloak gliding in the air, heading towards the tall building where he was. Come.It's very beautiful, just like the upside-down oil painting in Luthor's house, the devil comes from the sky.

[By the way, Lex took your collection away. 】Sis knows better than anyone else what Jacob is thinking, and he also knows better than anyone how to kill all kinds of weird thoughts in Jacob's mind.As soon as this sentence came out, Jacob's mind instantly changed from 'pull Batman to hell' to 'go back and beat up Lex'.

Batman was in a hurry, not noticing Jacob who had been sitting on the high eaves.Of course, another part of the reason is because Robin and Batwoman arrived in a hurry.The fight of the three cloaks in the air is very handsome, and the big movements are very domineering, and the two small movements are more flexible and cute.

"I think I should raise a child too." Jacob thought thoughtfully, "It must be very cute."

[I advise you to give up this idea,] Sis snorted and sneered twice, [You can only raise lunatics like clowns. 】

"God baby, I almost forgot to support you alone, I'm going crazy~" In other words, Jacob has no special senses for children, "Actually, I still hate children .” His eyes swept over Dick, he paused for a while, but he didn’t change his statement.

Jacob watched Batman standing still on the roof, and seemed to think of something: "I said before, even if it is a hypnotized Batman, he is still the guy with an IQ that explodes." Bin said, as if he was talking to himself, "This is the Batman I like~"

Although he said so, when he raised his hand, the controller in Batman's hand seemed to be picked up by a pair of invisible hands, and then quickly flew into Jacob's hand.Taking this opportunity, Batgirl sprayed the antidote on Batman's face, turned around and looked at Jacob nervously: "Put it down!"

"I've always felt that it's a pity for Batman to be a dark knight." He tidied up his top hat, "With such a good talent, we should have fun together every day, it's not fun to be so serious ~" Although he was talking, he kept watching Batman recovering his sanity.

【Signal connection...】

"So, I was wondering if his hands were covered with blood, would there be any particularly interesting changes?" He shook the transmitter in his hand, "In this case, he invented this machine, this machine He used it, this Gotham, he destroyed it~"

"Oh, you are so cruel~" He bowed slightly like a gentleman saluting, but the top hat on his head was flying out from the bat mark.A head of red, orange, yellow, green, blue and purple hair fluttered in the wind: "Do you like my new hair color? This rainbow color is popular recently. It is said that people will feel awkward when they see it at first sight."

"Made Wisdom Staff..." Dick wasn't nervous at all, obviously they couldn't feel the wind, but the magician's hair was fluttering in the wind.No one is better at ruining the atmosphere than a magician: "This world is too boring, so I want to drag her to hell with me."

Looking up at the sky melancholy at a 45-degree angle, with colored hair swaying in the wind, Dick promises to be more serious without the (*^__^*) expression carved on his metal mask.But the damn red suit, the damn pink shoes, the damn colored hair, the damn emoji.

When a magician is serious, it's not like this!

"I think you forgot to take your medicine." Dick's words changed the expression on the mask into a surprised face.

"You discovered this, I'm so happy~" Turning sideways, he took a step back with his left foot, borrowed his strength, and raised his right foot to kick horizontally.With the strength of Batman resisting him, Jacob kicked his left foot in the air and completed a series of kicks with his right foot as a fulcrum, kicking Batman a few steps away.

"Give him to me, Magician!" With so many Gotham cops around, Batman didn't want to call out the man's name.In fact, he has an inexplicable sense of indebtedness to this person. If Rosalin was the one he saved in the explosion, instead of the child who obviously had the ability to protect himself, the matter might not have developed to the point it is today. .

"I'll give it back to you, okay~" While speaking, the two of them had already exchanged dozens of moves. Although their fighting skills were not as good as Batman's, in the eyes of Jacob who had activated the BUG, ​​Batman's movements were just a straight line. , he can see through all the places where this line can extend.

Just get out of the way!

With a backflip, Jacob pressed the remote control in his hand. Amidst Batman's angry roar, he threw the remote control to Batman and laughed cheerfully: "Does it feel like destroying Gotham with your own hands? Very happy~" I landed firmly on the raised platform and stood firmly, with the road behind me.

Jacob opened his arms and made a movement of Christ embracing the world, against the light, he looked like a god's mansion... What a fart: "I said Jack, can you dye your hair a little more normal next time..." In the dark It's already conspicuous enough, and it's even more shiny and colorful hair against the light...

Jacob looked at Dick, who didn't look nervous at all, and laughed along with Sis' chuckle: "You owe me a month's pocket money, little Robin~" He fell backwards Free fall down the stairs.

When Batman ran to the side of the building, the magician had disappeared.Looking at the activated machine in his hand, he was silent for a moment.

"I said..." Batgirl covered her nose, "Your dick smells so bad."

"That's not the medicine I injected," Batman said in a low voice, "he changed it." Looking at Robin, who was not surprised from the beginning, he knew that his assumption was correct.The magician only treats him with an enemy's heart, but to Robin, the magician treats him like he was a child, patient and doting.

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Dick's little angel... God, I really want to write a Dick's little angel's cp, Xiaochao or something...