Schizophrenia

Bruce felt that many of his firsts were dedicated to this vexatious guy in front of him.The first time to steal, the first time to fight, the first time to curse, the first time to sleep on the street, the first time to cook, the first time to take care of people!The point is that this guy who took his first time has absolutely no idea how to say thank you.

"Sweet!" Staring at Bruce with dissatisfaction, "I don't like sweet!" He shook the small box in his hand.

"Last night you told me that you want sweet ones and don't like salty ones!" Bruce looked at the magician with a burning green hair and had a headache, "So, you should either eat it or lie down quickly sleep!"

"Can't sleep~" Jacob looked at Bruce, put the box on the table next to him with no expression on his face, then looked at Bruce pitifully, "I'm injured, sick! So as the only one in the house Healthy people, you have this responsibility and obligation to take care of others~”

Bruce looked at the shy Mr. Magician who was acting like a little woman, and felt the deep malice of the big world: "So, what exactly do you want?"

"I want little Brussie's family affection (づ￣3￣)づ" Jacob smiled very happily, "Did you even know, baby, you have a magical power! Every time you use you When my lips come into contact with mine, people will feel hot all over their body, and then they can’t help but release it~”

"If you're full, sit down for a while and go to bed! I put the medicine by the bed, remember to take it!" Bruce stood up without changing his expression, and walked towards the kitchen with the breakfast box.

Seeing Bruce running away in embarrassment, Jacob fell down on the sofa with a smile.But probably because of extreme joy begets sorrow, Jacob choked on the saliva immediately.When Bruce finished packing the breakfast box and came out of the kitchen, he saw someone lying on the sofa as if paralyzed, his pale cheeks were slightly flushed and his breathing was short of breath.

"Are you all right?"

"Cough cough... um da~" Jacob, who was still a little short of breath, turned over and knelt on the sofa, cast a wink at Bruce, and then made a kiss Actions.

"I don't worry that you are fine, go back and rest by yourself!" Bruce snorted, knowing that this person would not let go of the opportunity to tease him so easily, "If you feel bad, don't go out recently! You should have some You have a high fever, take care of it at home!"

"Do you want little Bruce to give him a loving hug?" Jacob showed a big smile, "It can soothe people's uneasy heart, and then no matter how painful or tired they won't feel~" Open your arms , "Or does little Bruce need a broad shoulder to cry on?"

"Who's crying!" Bruce gave a shameless patient a hard look.I don't know if it's his illusion, but I always feel that a sick magician is more difficult to deal with. It's not because of psychological difficulties, but because of physical embarrassment.

"Huh? But it's not me who cries on the bedside every night?" Jacob blinked innocently, looking at Bruce innocently, "Someone is crying and calling 'Daddy' and 'Mom'" Ah Fu, ''Don't', etc.! It's so miserable!" Xizi held her heart.

But Bruce's reaction was beyond Jacob's expectations. He first saw Bruce looking at him with a complicated expression, and then that complicated expression suddenly turned pale.This made Jacob a little interested. Although his mind is still a little unclear now, he expected Bruce's reaction to be anger from embarrassment.

"I just called Mom and Dad and Ah Fu?" Bruce pursed his lips, his face looked more like a patient than Jacob's.

"Oh, are you asking if you have another name?" Jacob immediately understood what Bruce was struggling with, "Maybe it was called Selena, Magician Gordon or something like that? I can't remember, Anyway, without your diligence in calling Mom, Dad and Ah Fu to show up, I would have forgotten it!"

Bruce opened his mouth and didn't say anything in the end. He just looked at Jacob and was silent for a moment: "Go and rest for a while after eating! You said you couldn't go to the hospital yesterday. If your body temperature hasn't returned to normal tonight, you can go to the hospital tonight." I have to go to the hospital!" Looking at Jacob, he said seriously.

"Not going to the hospital?" Jacob was stunned for a moment, and then he realized something, "Ah, going to the hospital is dangerous!" He nodded seriously while speaking, "You also know that I am the big boss now, There are many people who want me dead, so I must fight for my life!"

"You're just talking nonsense!" Bruce sneered without commenting.

"I hate it~" Covering his face with one hand and making a gesture of hitting someone with the other, the obviously extra-feminine gestures are very harmonious on the opponent, "No matter how you say it, he is also a big villain that people love and hate! "

"You are really clear about your position!" Bruce was unable to complain, "Anyway, have a good rest!"

"Oh, goodbye, little housekeeper~" Jacob turned over and lay down on the sofa again, took out his little hand from nowhere and waved it in the air, and then pretended that there were two tears on his face, whimpering After touching it, "husband, go away, my concubine is waiting for you on the bed~" a wavy voice.

Seeing Bruce staggering and slamming the door away, Jacob laughed silently.Sure enough, Bruce was fun when he was a child, no matter how funny he was when he was older, he would just look at him quietly, with a face of 'you continue to do it, I'll just watch you do it quietly', which made him really bored.

Lowering his eyes, the smile on Jacob's face faded a little.Before Bruce asked him if he had said anything else in his sleep, if he called him another name, he misled Bruce.Everyone in Gotham knows that a magician never lies, but a magician never tells the truth either, he only tells you half the truth, and the half that is most likely to be misunderstood.

Bruce did have other sleep talk, a sentence that appeared repeatedly every night, echoed in his mind repeatedly, and repeatedly gave him the last warmth in the dark room.Those words were his last consolation in this unfamiliar time.

The line 'I'm sorry Jack, I love you! 'The familiar words seem to pass through time and space, haunting him like a nightmare.No matter how much he hypnotized himself, he could still remember the grown-up Bruce on the other side of the glass, every time he looked at him with sadness and love that shook him, he whispered to him.

"Sorry, I Love You!"

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Is the topic off topic?

Let's go back to the original question, so the people of Gotham woke up one day, and the photos in the newspaper made them laugh all day.

Gotham Prince Brussie still looks sleep-deprived, his hair is messy and does not have the usual shiny pomade, his beard has not been shaved clean, and the green stubble is very obvious in the high-definition photos.If it wasn't for this face appearing in newspapers all day long, they would all regard it as a decadent middle-aged uncle.

The man with messy hair in the newspaper seemed to be yawning with his mouth open, wearing a blue T-shirt with the bottom of the shirt tucked into his trousers, and a black belt tied around his muscular waist.Although it looked a little decadent, the temptation of the old man who had gone through many vicissitudes still rushed to his face.

However, everyone's focus is not on the middle-aged Prince Bruce, who still exudes a playboy temperament, but on his belt.Because Prince Bruce is probably too lazy, on his golden belt, there are four ropes tied to his four dogs.

A smiling Samoyed for the camera, a noble collie, a pensive Alaskan sled, and a galloping husky.Yes, running wild!Because a dog leash in front of their Gotham baby Brucey has been stretched.

Of course, that's not the point.The point is that behind Brucey's baby, there is a little one standing, not too far away from Bruce and the four dogs, but also tied to a rope.The people of Gotham can see from the photos that the trusted little prince of Gotham is looking at the front with a dazed expression, as if wondering why everyone left.

When Clark saw this photo, Louise was lying on the seat laughing wildly.Clark, a pure town boy, doesn't know where the joke is in this photo. In fact, Naz Husky really ran. Clark believes that his good partner also has a hundred ways to instantly resolve the embarrassment.

"Oh, innocent little boy, you don't understand!" Louise put away the newspaper, "It's the expression of the little prince!"

"Expression?" No matter how you look at it, it looks like a child's ignorance?

"Is the Erha walking Wayne and the little prince, or the little prince walking Bruce and the four dogs?" Louise was in a very good mood, and Laka put the newspaper in the drawer, "Treat my children like this Yes, Mr. Wayne is probably the only one! I can hear my sisters complaining this afternoon!"

No!Clark pushed his glasses and retorted silently in his heart, B is a baby to that child!

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