Schizophrenia

"Baby Bruce, get up~" Looking at the ball curled up on the bed, Jacob smacked his mouth.Speaking of which, he had heard from Afu that Bruce had the habit of staying out of bed in the morning, but he didn't expect him to be so cute?Do you want to wake up Bruce every day after you go back?

"No, Ah Fu... sleep a little longer..." The pillow was hugged in his arms, and Bruce pulled the quilt to pretend he couldn't hear.

"Oh, you need to know one thing Bruce~" Now Bruce and Selena are living in Jacob's apartment, but because it is a temporary residence, it is not big, "If you don't get up, I will I really called Ah Fu, whom you have been thinking about so much, to wake you up!"

Counting to two in his mind, Jacob saw the quilt lifted on the bed, and Bruce sat up with a death-defying expression.Then he put the pillow back in place with a heavy face, and sat up cross-legged: "What else can you do other than threaten me with Ah Fu!" It's like this every morning, very annoying!

"Probably, you can still threaten you with Alfred?" Jacob sat on the chair by the window, looking at the bustling crowd on the road, "You should get up!" Glancing at Bruce's abdomen, "Selena has already I went out, so today you are still in my charge, do you have any opinions?"

"Tsk, life is unfortunate!" After getting along with Jacob for more than a month, Bruce also understood that this person is easy to get along with most of the time.Occasionally, you will fall into a strange mental state, as long as you follow him, nothing will happen.Of course, it wasn't him who didn't go his way.

"Oh, dear Brucey, who is so unfortunate, remember to come out for dinner!" Jacob shrugged, stood up and walked towards the door, "Also there is no arrangement today, the time is allocated to you! "

"Stop going to the arena?" Bruce paused as he put on his clothes, "I can already..." The following words were blocked by the door, Bruce curled his lips and put on his coat.Speaking of which, he still likes the bad environment in the gambling arena, the feeling of being alive in an instant, as if he is really alive.

When Bruce left his room after changing his clothes and washing, he saw Mr. Magician on the phone.The dart in his hand pierced holes one after another on the wall.It seemed that the conversation with the person on the other side of the phone was very unpleasant, and Bruce rarely saw his brow wrinkled.

"What happened?" Sitting down at the table, Bruce was a little puzzled.

"Did you drug yourself?" Calculating the time, Jacob noticed that Bruce came out too fast.

"It's all minor injuries, it doesn't matter!" Jacob took Bruce to the gambling arena yesterday, and then played several multiplayer melees.Bruce has been trained by Jacob for so long, but his reaction speed has been accelerated a lot if nothing else is said.Coupled with the fact that he is small and agile, simple dodging is not a problem.But because Bruce was unwilling to dodge alone, he was accidentally punched out of the ring.

"Tsk, you should be glad they kept your hands because you are a child!" Jacob curled his lips, thinking of the teasing of the group of strong men yesterday, he was very upset, "If I leave anything on you, your housekeeper Don't kill me, sir!" Get up to get the medicine box, and then sit beside Bruce.

"I wanted to ask before," Bruce looked at Jacob who lifted his clothes, "Do you know Alfred?"

"Huh?" Jacob raised his eyebrows looking at the black bruise on Bruce's lower abdomen, knowing that Bruce just lay down and went to sleep last night, and didn't rub the bruise on himself.And what was wrong with Bruce when he was a child, sleeping with his pillow in his arms, and kicking the quilt in various ways.

"It feels like you are very familiar with Ah Fu, his habits and so on!" Bruce looked at the white ointment on the other's fingers and smeared on his bruised area, and then began to rub, "Selena and I are friends , but I don't understand why you are so kind to me."

"You're a Wayne~" Jacob stared at the position of Bruce's abdomen, "It's only by currying favor with you that you have Qiantu and Qiancheng!"

"It's different!" Although Bruce is young, he has a thinking that doesn't match his age, "I can see the difference!"

"Long-term investment, kid, you don't understand!" Bruce's skin was very fair and soft when he was a child. Although he has some small muscles these days, most of them are still limp and baby fat.Thinking of the future tough singer Brucey, Jacob felt a little cautious.

If the grown-up Bruce is also so soft, he will definitely not refuse Bruce to hug him to sleep occasionally on a whim.However, although his little bat is made of metal, sometimes it is made of graphite, and sometimes it contains lead, but it is always cute~

"Okay, just rub it by yourself!" Jacob stood up straight and put the ointment back into the box.

"So, what are you doing?" Bruce felt his bruise less painful to press.Last night, although he knew that he should remove the bruise, but because of the pain and he was too tired, he lay down and fell asleep: "I always feel like you are looking at someone through me!"

"Oh, as sensitive as ever!" Jacob put away the medicine box without denying it, "That's right!" That's how it is in itself, looking at Bruce when he was a child, and thinking about the future of Gotham's big baby Bruce, Jacob Bu felt that the whole person looked cute.

Tsk, Gotham's big baby black history or something, don't think it's too cool!Jacob will not admit that he has collected a lot of limp versions of Bruce when he was a child, all kinds of ugly black history.Although it feels a bit like a stalker, but forgive him for having nothing to do during this boring time.

"Who are you looking at?" Bruce didn't have any objection to the other party looking at other people from himself, and the other party was not someone of his own, so he had no position to demand the other party.Besides, to put it mildly they were friends now, but in truth he knew very little about this man.

"Well, guess~" Jacob looked at Bruce with his chin propped up, showing a pleasant smile, "I won't tell you if I guess right!" Bruce stared at the corner of the other's mouth, not seeing the same Little dimples like an illusion.

"Have you finished eating?" Bruce looked at the most basic milk, bread, jam and eggs in front of him, and missed Ah Fu's rich breakfast.But it's not bad if the other party is willing to make breakfast for yourself, and you have to be content.

"Guess~" Jacob was still smiling, making Bruce unable to see his emotions.But after getting along for more than a month, Bruce also knew some habits of the other party, for example: "Ah Fu said that skipping breakfast is not good for your health!" He said while passing the bread over.

"Oh, little Bruce is always so sensitive~" Jacob made a movement of exclamation, but he didn't go to pick up the bread.

"And where does the strength come from if you don't eat enough!" Another Ah Fu-style theory.

Jacob shrugged, completely ignoring Bruce's expectant eyes, standing up and walking towards the kitchen.Bruce thought that the other party was finally ready to get him something to eat, so he took back the bread and spread jam on it, but saw the other party coming out with a plate of strangely colored things that he didn't know what it was.

"What's this?" Bruce frowned.

"Life is delicious~" Jacob put the things on the table gracefully, then looked at Bruce.

Bruce only felt that the unidentified mass affected his appetite a bit, so he finished his breakfast in two or three steps, and Bruce left the table like fleeing.He didn't see Jacob's silent smile behind him, and a small dimple appeared at the corner of his mouth.

"Oh, Sis~" Jacob looked at the closed door and laughed, "How do you think little Bruce can be so cute?" He paused, as if he was listening to someone's reply.

"Also!" Jacob raised his knife and fork, and then poked it hard.The incomprehensible thing made a popping sound, and then shrank back: "I said it, this thing is a decoration! Oh, oh, I forgot that I said this to Big Bruce Already~"