Schizophrenia

The whole world knows that Gotham is a city with simple folk customs.They produce high IQ criminals, but never destroy the world.

Everyone in Gotham knows that Arkham is a kind and loving Difang.They produce crazy lunatics, but they only obsess over Batman.

The whole Arkham knows that Batman's support club is really not to be messed with.They have been crazy about bats for 100 years, focusing on bats without wavering.

Batman Support Club, a place that only collects elites, the position of head is basically taken by two people in turn.The psychotic clown and the psychotic magician, it's hard to say who is more obsessed with Batman, anyway, both of them are really sick.So when the residents of Arkham knew that the two captains were fighting wits and bravery, one of them even fought Batman back home and made offerings to him every day...

The expression basically looks like this Σ(°△°|||)︴

But the little birds in the Bat family know that it is really not easy for Batman to marry the president of his support club home.They always felt that Bruce had a severe schizophrenia, so he probably married a wife in a bat suit, or someone who was very tolerant.But I didn't expect it to be another psychopath...

Brussie, the daytime playboy singer, has been focusing on picking up girls for 100 years, and occasionally flirting with handsome boys.

Daytime research magic autistic technology genius Jacob, has been focusing on technology for 100 years, and occasionally serves as the chairman.

Batman, the legend of Gotham at night, has focused on scaring crying children for 100 years, focusing on fighting crime for 100 years, and providing security for hospitals.

The Gotham lunatic magician at night has been focusing on molesting bats for 100 years, focusing on joint crimes for 100 years, and contributing to Arkham.

"So, how did they evolve brothers and enemies into their lives?" Tim was really curious about this question for a long time. "Speaking of which, Dick, you came the first time. How did the two of them get together?"

"Uh, you ask me..." the grown-up Dick who has moved out of the Wayne house pulled his hair, and really didn't know how to say it, "I remember their relationship has always been good, good brothers or something ! Jack was with Bruce when he adopted me!"

"Who cares about their brotherhood!" Jason, who was just caught home by Bruce last night, complained, "Dick, isn't your playboy really good at acting? Why are you so slow in this matter! Tim is in I wonder when the two of them will be able to kiss together even as Batman and Magician!"

"Uh, when you came?" Dick snatched the hamburger from Damian's hand, "Hey, you ate too much!"

"When I came?" Jason paused, "Are you kidding me? When I was Robin, did I see Jack kiss Brucey with my own eyes, or in front of the clown in public! Oh, My God, I always feel that the clown wants to silence him because of this!" After many years, he has been able to calmly tell what happened back then.

"Aha, I knew it!" Tim looked excited, "Dick, think about it!"

"Uh...probably when they went on a date together to see my parents' acrobatic show? Did I notice Bruce freaking out collecting soda bottles that Jacob threw in the trash?" Dick wasn't so sure, "Maybe earlier ? You know when a playboy once threatened that he actually prefers a boy with black hair and blue eyes like himself?"

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Bat walks often:

Gotham Prince Bruce's family has a husky, a border collie, an Alaskan sled and a Samoyed.But Gotham's newspapers haven't been very interested in Baby Bruce's dog lately. Human beings are worse than dogs was the headline last month. This month's headline is:

What kind of child is Brucey Dabao?

Since the Wayne family's second adopted son, Jason, disappeared, the Wayne family's protection of the child has become extremely strict.It is rare for outside newspapers to take pictures of the children of the Wayne family. Even if they can, the newspaper office will be bought by the rich and powerful Wayne Group on the day they want to report.

Oh, of course, those newspapers that belong to the Wayne Group, all reports are inspired by Mr. Wayne.

Until a week ago, Brucey, Gotham's big baby who never brought children to the party, appeared at the banquet holding a little doll carved in powder and jade.The little baby was wearing a children's suit, with the same black hair and blue eyes as Brucey, and there was a bit of imagination between his brows.

Oh, needless to say, the son who has been hanging around the flower bed has finally planted it!

That is, from the day when the company opened, the newspapers in Gotham discovered that the original playboy had transformed into a good father for all.Holding the baby at the board meeting, holding the baby at the football game, holding the baby at a party, and even taking his baby when going out shopping, it is obviously a public rhythm.

Brucey baby, do your adopted children know they can't cry?

In fact, a group of Robins who knew the specific origin of this little baby said: As long as someone can get rid of Bruce's attention, which has become more and more terrifying recently, and develops towards Batman, let them take care of it, let alone make it public. Little troublemakers who don't know are happy.

Of course, being robbed of his father's rice is an exception, but he has been forcefully suppressed by his brothers.

Is the topic off topic?

Let's go back to the original question, so the people of Gotham woke up one day, and the photos in the newspaper made them laugh all day.

Gotham Prince Brussie still looks sleep-deprived, his hair is messy and does not have the usual shiny pomade, his beard has not been shaved clean, and the green stubble is very obvious in the high-definition photos.If it wasn't for this face appearing in newspapers all day long, they would all regard it as a decadent middle-aged uncle.

The man with messy hair in the newspaper seemed to be yawning with his mouth open, wearing a blue T-shirt with the bottom of the shirt tucked into his trousers, and a black belt tied around his muscular waist.Although it looked a little decadent, the temptation of the old man who had gone through many vicissitudes still rushed to his face.

However, everyone's focus is not on the middle-aged Prince Bruce, who still exudes a playboy temperament, but on his belt.Because Prince Bruce is probably too lazy, on his golden belt, there are four ropes tied to his four dogs.

A smiling Samoyed for the camera, a noble collie, a pensive Alaskan sled, and a galloping husky.Yes, running wild!Because a dog leash in front of their Gotham baby Brucey has been stretched.

Of course, that's not the point.The point is that behind Brucey's baby, there is a little one standing, not too far away from Bruce and the four dogs, but also tied to a rope.The people of Gotham can see from the photos that the trusted little prince of Gotham is looking at the front with a dazed expression, as if wondering why everyone left.

When Clark saw this photo, Louise was lying on the seat laughing wildly.Clark, a pure town boy, doesn't know where the joke is in this photo. In fact, when the husky really runs, Clark believes that his good partner also has a hundred ways to instantly resolve the embarrassment.

"Oh, innocent little boy, you don't understand!" Louise put away the newspaper, "This is really a newspaper worthy of collection!"

Clark looked bewildered, and decided to ask his good partner after get off work.

So that night, the poor boy in the small town was yelled 'get out of my city' by the dark knight who became angry from embarrassment.

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Recently, the Justice League has found that its life is relatively leisurely, and of course this leisure is relative.Because their alliance president is very busy, and the temperature around their advisors is even cooler.Wonder Woman even discovered that her ice cream can survive at room temperature for an extra ten minutes, oh thanks to the low temperature Batman.

"Hey, seriously, where have all the bad guys been lately?" Lightning was chatting with Green Lantern while clutching his hamburger, complaining about life lately, "I haven't seen Captain Freeze in days! And don't talk about him, ex Green Arrow has been talking to me about Deathstroke for a while now!"

"Uh, I'm still the same as before!" The space controlled by the green light is a bit large, so I don't feel anything for a while.

"But you said what happened to Bat, obviously I paid special attention to the news of Gotham, and the crime rate there is also much lower! It is said that the bat light has not been turned on for several days, and this matter was even reported in the newspaper What!" Lightning couldn't say that there were more good things to complain about.

"Isn't the temperature around Batman always so low?"

"Because they are all in the metropolis!" From the video of the alliance chairman Youyuan, "I have collected Deathstroke, League of Assassins, Captain Freeze, Reverse Flash and Bane here. Yes, if you can care about me now, you can Find out I just threw Sinestro to the sun."

"Hey, baby, don't always trouble Uncle Sun!" Green Lantern laughed without conscience, "Theoretically speaking, we should ask the consultant to analyze this situation, but why do I feel that everything is under the control of the consultant? Where?" He ate the sandwich in front of him.

"It's really under my control." The video was switched to Batman's bleak face, "Clark," he said, not seeking to hide the true identity of the superhero, "You better write another one." Report, praise Gotham positively, instead of criticizing Gotham's darkness."

"...and Bruce!" The background sound is familiar and cheerful, "Don't forget Bruce!"

"Hey, Jacob! Long time no see!" The Flash's eyes lit up instantly, and he greeted the heavily bound figure in the background of Batman's projection, "How are you doing recently? I haven't seen you out for a long time. I miss you very much, are you free to come to Central City as a guest? I recently found..."

Flash speaks fast, but Batman cuts faster.

"So," Wonder Woman ate his ice cream slowly, "poor Clark got involved in a couple fight again?"

"Why doesn't that guy have a long memory?"

The author has something to say:

These episodes... were written in those years when I was still able to hold my brain...

Now... a wild horse lives in my heart...