Schizophrenia

The child is a well-behaved and lovely existence, which is Bruce's unanimous concept.Thanks to his first adopted son, Dick, and Jason, who is generally obedient despite occasional headaches.

It was Little Jack who refreshed his world view. There is really no bearer child in the world. Bruce, who had never seen his own son Damian in those years, put the quilt over his head, trying to block the screaming of the bear child in the garden. Voice: "Dick!" How much Jacob likes his big brother, he can tell by listening to the frequency that he calls Dick every day.

The problem was not knowing what they were doing in the yard, besides the screaming of children, there was a humming and roaring.Even the pillows could not block the noise of two brats, one big and one small. Bruce gave up struggling, lifted the quilt and walked to the window, opened the curtains and shouted at the yard: "Dick, can you keep an eye on your brother?"

Bruce didn't come home until four o'clock last night on night watch, and it was almost six o'clock after processing the documents.Obviously Dick and Jason went out with him, where did Dick get the energy to have so much fun with Jacob so early in the morning?

"Oh, Bruce, you can't expect me to obliterate a child's childhood?" Dick stopped the engine in his hand, looked up at Bruce lying by the window, "Besides, I'm leaving, don't love me now Little angel, um, wait for him to come back and bully me in the future?"

"Dick?" The said little angel got out of the huge folding castle.

"What is this thing?" Bruce noticed the building next to Dick, with a metal shell, which looked like a technological work placed in an exhibition hall.Without the little ghost looking out of the window, the whole would be a shrunken metal villa.

"Oh, this, I found it from ST." Dick didn't care about it, "I met Flash yesterday, and he told me that this is a technological work that ST has not yet produced. It was originally intended to be used for field work to build a residence. But the cost was too high and the person in charge disappeared, so it was temporarily abandoned, so I borrowed it for Jack to play with."

Pausing for a while, looking at the white rabbit who was put on a rabbit costume by him in a naughty way, lying on the small building and looking at him: "Seriously, did you abuse him a little bit before? This kind of toy Can you be so happy at night?" He didn't understand this, why Jacob jumped up and down so happily facing a castle.

"Because there are ghosts~" The little rabbit poked his head, showing a reserved smile, "Dick, come and see."

"No," said the Little House, which was more than enough to fit a kid's head, and his words became a little crowded, "What ghost?"

That is to say, within the time of talking, the rabbit got down from the second floor and hopped close to Dick.He handed the ring to Dick like offering a treasure: "This one, it can summon ghosts!" Saying that, he stuffed the ring into Dick's arms, and then ran away without looking back.

Before Dick realized what was in his arms, he heard loud laughter: "Hahahahahahaha!" He was so frightened that he shook his hands and threw out the button that was making a weird laugh in his arms.As soon as the button stopped in the air, the voice changed: "Hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee."

After the two kinds of weird laughter, there is a prank little bunny hiding behind the small house and laughing.

Dick rubbed his deaf ears, turned around and picked up the white rabbit by the back of the neck and threw it above his head.Little Jack is very light, not as heavy as Batman's armor. Playing a game like flying high can hardly be easier for Dick whose arm strength has reached the weightlifting standard.

The windows on the third floor were also opened, and Jason was also aroused by the weird laughter.He looked blankly at the white rabbit being tossed around, and was so angry that he wanted to curse.Little Jack, who has no memory, is a standard kid. Although he is very smart, he is too stubborn and doesn't learn much.He wasn't Dick who had seen his parents die, or Jason who had struggled growing up himself.He was just a pampered child, still a bear child.

Dick was already sitting at the table when Jason came downstairs for lunch.Hearing Jason's footsteps, Dick raised his head: "At least you should play with Jack for a while? If I'm not here, this brother's task will be completed by you, and then don't make the child cry."

"Is Bruce about to go crazy?" Jason pretended he didn't hear, "After putting 'Bruce' and 'Batman' in third person, he started talking into the air!"

Dick picked up the bread. "Probably coaxing the kids."

"It doesn't help me to say that," Jason said with a blank expression on his face. "Is it even scarier? Gotham horror legends that can stop children from crying are coaxing children?"

"You know he always felt that it was his fault that Jack became like that." Dick has been with Batman the longest and knows the most about the past: "And to be honest, I feel that he and Jack's account Disturbing." Brother Dick said indifferently, not caring what he revealed at all.

"The account?" Jason, who knew nothing.

Dick gave a nasty grin. "So, ignorance is bliss! Hey, here comes Bruce."

"Brucie said, Dick, you have to leave tomorrow!" Little Jack was piled into Bruce's arms in a limp little lump, and raised his hand for Dick to hug.Children are always easy to coax, but after only one morning, he was coaxed happily by Bruce, who is good at observing and flattering people, and changed his name to Bruce.

"Brucie?" Dick used to have a very good sense of Jack, even if the other party is a real expert in cholera Gotham, Dick also has an inexplicable love for the magician.However, the same magician also has an inexplicable affection for Dick. Sometimes when Dick asks him, everything is poured out like beans.

"Well, Brucey said that my name is Richard Dick, so I'm going to call him Brucey." The little cute rabbit didn't know that this was a jealousy between two brothers, so he said it seriously.This kind of Jack suddenly made Jason a little jealous, and he began to think about what nickname he should give himself.

"Well, I have to leave tomorrow." Dick took Jacob, "Will you miss me?" Bruce turned and left, calculating the time, it should be that Jacob needs to take medicine.Although Dick didn't understand why Bruce gave Jacob medicine, but looking at the more cheerful little guy, he also knew that Bruce would not harm him.

"Dick!" The shouting in his ear made Dick suddenly come back to his senses, and turned to look at the little one in his arms.Probably because no one paid attention to him after shouting for so long, Little Jack pouted and looked at him with displeasure: "What's the matter?" He bent down and sat down and put the little one on his lap.

"Brucie said, I'm the cutest in the world~" showing two small canine teeth, "Really?"

"Really." Dick took two seconds, not letting himself laugh, "Did he say it himself?"

"No," said confidently, "when he said 'I've never seen you this cute', that meant I was the cutest thing he'd ever seen!" Totally misunderstood Bruce's hint, but Dick wasn't going to correct.After all, he really thinks that little Jack is quite cute, basically conforming to all his younger brother's fantasies.Softly call you brother, think you are super amazing, will look at your ink marks and ask you to buy him something, and then kiss you when you are happy?

"Well, the cutest little kid."

"I like Dick too!"

"Compared to Bruce?"

"Prefer Dick, I didn't even draw a map on your bed!"

... "Draw a map?"

Ah Fu upstairs: "Huh? Who wetted the bed?"