Schizophrenia

#Black Princess#

The first time I saw Bat Prince was in the dead of night.Facing the light, the Bat Prince descended from the sky like a god and rescued him from the evil clown king.The Bat Prince has a pair of charming snow-white eyes, with a charming red light flashing from time to time.

He is like a god, saving the world from fire and water.

The magic princess felt like it was love at first sight.

The second time I saw Bat Prince, it was another dead of night.Bat Prince is still facing the light, as if saving the suffering people in deep water and fire, he fell from the sky to the evil penguin to save him.Bat Prince changed his eyes today, the black eyes are like the starry sky at night, deep and charming.

The magic princess felt like she fell in love at second sight.

The Bat Prince was a little cold, but the Magic Princess remembered what Tang Seng said...ah no, what the Minister of Riddles once said.Every person with a cold appearance always has a soft heart under the mask.So the magic princess found the Minister of Riddles, hoping that he could help her pursue her sweetheart.

The third time I saw the Bat Prince, the Bat Prince was still cool and domineering, he rescued her from the Riddle Demon King, and then occupied himself.He took him to a small remote corner and said to him in his magnetic voice: "I hope you can settle down a little bit."

He took me to a small corner to die, is he going to do something indescribable to me?So shy, should I pretend to be struggling?Doesn't seem like such a casual person?No, what if His Royal Highness misunderstands me, it is better not to break your throat.

"...Otherwise you may have to lie in bed for days."

Alright, my lord, yes my lord, please don't hesitate to ravage me~

By the way, your eyes don’t look good today, they are brown like you didn’t wake up in the morning and have eye dropsy,

#Black Prince#

Batman was very tired. From the moment he stared at the magician, he knew that the magician was not a cheap lamp.

For the first time with the clown, planning a Gotham escape.All he had to do was beat the clown unconscious, and then he saw the magician with dyed white hair and a strange costume with a light bulb staring at him like an enemy.Being motionless seemed to kill him with a look.

He knew that a magician is not a fuel-efficient lamp, he wastes electricity.

The second time I saw the magician, the magician and the penguin were robbing the mayor.Although I don't know how the magician with dyed green hair got the mayor who was guarded by a large group of people out of the government hall, but Batman still kicked the unsuspecting Penguin away.Then confronted the magician with the eyes of hatred.

He knew that a magician is not a cheap grass, he eats people.

The third time I saw the magician, Batman was experimenting with his new equipment, passing a small window and saw the magician was secretly planning something with the Riddler.Batman, who had a problem with his equipment, was in no mood to find out what the two of them were going to do, and directly knocked out the Riddler.Turning his head, he saw the disgusted expression of the magician.

He knew that the magician is not a quiet person, so he specially made it.

Then he kicked the magician out of the warehouse, pressed him against the wall and threatened him in a low voice: "I hope you can settle down a bit." The magician didn't reply, and his body shook.

"I've been very busy recently, if you make me unhappy, maybe I will make you unhappy too." The magician didn't reply, and Batman knew that his own intimidation was not enough, "You better not let me find out that you have a change Otherwise, you may be lying in bed for several days."

The magician turned his head and widened his eyes. Batman knocked the magician out with satisfaction, and then dragged him and the Riddler to Arkham.

#passerby*3#

The clown thought he might beep the dog, but he just said hello to the magician in the alley, and Batman stepped on his head from the sky.Say hello, I haven't planned to destroy the world yet, what about you, the tacit agreement with you and me has been fed to the dog all this time, you bastard.

The problem is that the clown dares to guarantee that the magician is gloating.

Penguin thinks he beeped the magician, obviously the magician came to him and asked him if he wanted to conquer the stars and the sea together.Oh no thanks Uncle we don't date, I still prefer Gotham.Then the magician disappeared in front of him for half an hour. When he came back, he took Mayor O and asked him if they could start their journey now.

Uncle, don't you understand English, I said I don't make an appointment!Then Penguin was stepped on by Batman who descended from the sky, giving him a good warning.It’s okay to be a disaster, obviously I am planning to rob a beautiful penguin statue recently, not the fat pig that mayor O.

Penguin looked at the shy magician who was standing by and felt that all this was a conspiracy.

The Riddler also felt that he beeped the magician, and somehow he was approached by the magician and asked him how to fall in love?Sorry I wanted to ask, do you know that I used to be a coroner and now I'm a sociopath?When you ask me about love, do you want to play sadomasochism or sex paly?

Then before he could speak, he was knocked out.Well, this familiar trick, fuck you Batman, I just got out of Arkham and haven't had any fresh air yet.It's all the magician's fault, what is it that you come to me!

Beep the dog, the last shy expression of the magician...

The Riddler wants to know nothing.

#阿福#

Ah Fu feels that his master may have been thinking about saving the world recently, and he has somewhat neglected his private life.But what about the underwear you throw away every day?

However, Master Bruce is still as cute as before, and he only wants to hide the evidence when he does something wrong.He probably needs to go out recently. Master Bruce hid his torn clothes, but it doesn't mean he doesn't know that Master Bruce was injured outside again.

#crazy man#

Deathstroke felt that the magician was simply insane, and hired him with a high salary to steal clothes?

Catwoman thinks that the magician is simply insane, and even hires an art thief to steal clothes?

#Black Princess#

How lucky, so many people are willing to help him pursue Bat Prince for those ostentatious things.

Rolling on the bed full of Bat Prince's atmosphere, the magic princess thought that Bat Prince was really considerate, and gave him a small room filled with things that belonged to His Royal Highness~

#Black Prince#

Strange, why have so many clothes disappeared recently?

Filters are a horrible thing

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