Schizophrenia

Dick and Catwoman were thinking about life, but Batman and the magician visited the home of Jervis Teich, a neurologist.At this point, Taiji seems to have just come back from the outside and is taking a shower in the bathroom. Neither Batman nor the magician are good guests who like to knock on the door, so one is standing in a dark corner, and the other is a generous tourist. Qi's home seems to have found a lot of interesting little things, and is currently researching happily.

"Hey, who are you?" The little man wrapped in a bath towel looked at the inexplicable extra guests in the room, "Leave immediately, or I will shoot." Gotham, calling the police is the most useless decision.

"We met for the first time, and I haven't had time to introduce myself." Jacob took off his top hat in a good mood, and on the way he robbed a dress shop in Batman's sight.Although Batman immediately left a large amount of money, which made him very upset, um, let them give me a few more pieces and wear them away next time (da) (jie) again.

Jacob put his top hat on his head: "You can call me a magician, oh, you've heard of me." Looking at Tai Qi's expression, "So have you heard of Batman?" At the place, the tall figure who was not noticed by Tai Qi before, "Do you think I'm more polite?"

Batman took a step forward silently in Jacob's voice: "Jervis Teich, Gotham neurologist." He simply called out the other person's name and title, "I won't hurt you .”

"Yes, sorry for not making an appointment in advance, you know because you are so famous, so everyone has to line up to meet. I looked at your schedule, and God, everyone in Gotham wants it Do you want to take a look at you?" The magician did not know when he took Taiqi's small calendar in his hand, and shook it towards Taiqi.

"Give it back to me, what are you going to do!" Taiqi threw himself at the magician, but was dodged sideways.Teich was short to Jacob's chest, in other words not half the height of Batman.This made his original ordinary appearance look a bit hideous, no matter what Batman thought, the magician laughed.

Batman finally realizes that what he said about the appointment wasn't a courtesy, but a sneer: "Magician!"

"Why are you so serious?" Let go of the light pink daily account book that was held high in the sky, and Taiqi, who was half a beat behind, couldn't catch it and fell at the magician's feet.Magicians don't have the joy of taking other people's things and doing things like clowns, so they turned around and began to study the wallpaper.

Tai Qi seemed to be relieved, carefully picked up the diary account book and swept the hair stained on it, and put the diary account book in his arms: "What are you going to do?" An urban legend, a big celebrity who has been turbulent recently, Taiqi didn't believe that they could do anything good by finding him, a little neurologist.

"Of course it's not a bad thing," the magician seemed to have heard Tai Qi's thoughts, "Mr. Batman is going to introduce you to a business. Huge risks often represent huge profits, dear Mr. Jervis. Although you just An expert in neurology, but I also know a little about economics."

Batman doesn't quite understand the magician's brain circuits most of the time, but that doesn't mean he doesn't know the good consequences of letting the magician finish what he wants to say: "Shut up."

"Hi, hi!" The magician raised his right hand in a gesture of surrender, and made a zip movement with his left hand at the position of his mouth.At the same time, his left foot retreated, it seemed that he accidentally tripped over his right foot, and then fell directly on Taiqi's dining table, "Oh, it was just accidental, ignore me." Sitting on the dining table, the magician turned his head Erlang legs.

Batman's attention was all on the magician who obviously didn't want to cooperate, and he didn't notice Tai Qi's frown and expression of extreme patience.The magician first showed Batman that he was really careless, and then when Batman turned his head to look at Tai Qi, he gestured to his chest and made a mouth shape.

"I need you to test someone," Batman said in a low voice, "need your lab."

"I refuse." Taiqi's impression of the magician was extremely bad, so Batman who came with him was also angered, "What else do you need me to do, I really didn't expect the dark legend of Gotham to be the same as the magician This kind of relationship, if you let those you sent into Arkham know..."

"Oh, that must be very interesting! The head of the support club will definitely tear me apart," Batman turned his head, and saw the magician conjuring a mobile phone out of nowhere, typing and talking with the voice software, "Magician can I didn’t say anything, although I am a machine, I also have the right to be a machine.”

"Shut up, magician!" In the second hour with the magician, it was the fourth time Batman came up with the idea of ​​telling this brat to stay away from him.The magician who doesn't bother Gotham is simply a big bear kid, the kind who can make himself into others by himself.

"Oh, I just like the feeling of you. I really love the feeling that you don't love me." Xizi held a heart shape, and the magician folded it with a slightly feminine pink paper A heart came out, and with a mask, he approached Batman and pasted the light pink paper heart on Batman's black armor.

"I don't think he should see a neurologist, but a psychiatrist." Taiqi looked at the magician.

"No," said the magician, before Batman could speak, turning and looking down at the toes of his shoes, "I think I should see the head of 'How to Cure Shaking M'. And Batman should see 'How to Turn it into an M' briefing session that tortures you with shaking S. Then we are a couple made in heaven."

In just two hours, Batman has learned how to ignore magicians quite well.If you talk to him, he will only run away with your thinking, if you don't talk to him, he will chatter there by himself.The best way is to just ignore him and do your own thing: "You have no other choice."

Taiqi actually hates this kind of mandatory thing. He doesn't have much gratitude to Batman who saved Gotham, and he doesn't have much resistance to the magician who messed up Gotham.But many things the magician did in just 10 minutes have already touched his bottom line, and he just doesn't want to cooperate.

"I heard it..." The magician raised his left hand and raised his index finger to his mouth, making a quiet gesture.Then the index finger slid from the corner of the mouth to the ear, and drew a parabolic circle around the ear: "What are you talking about in your heart, why do you look down on me? Because it is me?"

It seems to be confessing, and it seems to be telling a story monotonously.When Batman intuitively realized that something was wrong, the magician had already finished his words: "Obviously, I love you so much." Pointing to the position of his heart, "Look, where is the light pink paper."

Taiqi's face changed instantly, and with a rough movement, he took out the daily account book that he was holding carefully just now, and opened the paper inside: "Magician!" With a voice almost screaming, staring at The magician's eyes seemed to be watching the murder of his father and enemy, "How dare you..."

"Because I'm unhappy," the magician's voice was very calm, "so, someone must be unhappy." Slowly backing away, the magician's voice was so calm that it was distorted, "Look, I borrowed Your love has turned him into my love, isn't that very good?"

"This is the tall and mighty Batman that everyone loves."