I'm really not a princess!

After a lot of tossing, the little prince didn't bother to make trouble anymore, and planned to get married in such a daze.

Anyway, if you get married, you can't get a divorce. Otherwise, he would use a big iron pot to boil the dragon into soup and eat it all by himself.

But there are always more embarrassing things happening besides these.

For example, changing the medicine for the dragon.

"You, can you bear it?" The little prince's face was full of helplessness, "Don't...do this to me every time."

The evil dragon was covered with a quilt, and was also very wronged, "I didn't do it on purpose."

He tried very hard to restrain himself.

"It's obvious that you are thinking wildly there."

"Obviously you are the one who messed with it." The evil dragon was even more aggrieved, and complained in a low voice, "Change the dressing as soon as you change it, don't mess around."

The little prince who just touched the tip of the dragon's wing withdrew his hand embarrassingly.

The little prince didn't pay attention to what Rong Ling told him that day, and he didn't pay attention to it later. It wasn't until he faced the big baby of the evil dragon that he realized that the dragon's wings and tail were untouchable.

The little prince will never forget the fear of being carried by the big baby.

No, everyone is male, the dragon is male and he is male, how can there be so much difference.

The little prince was quite dissatisfied, and once said that he slipped his tongue when chatting with Rong Ling.

"Yeah? That's what you think." Rong Ling squeezed the teacup with one hand, squatted with her arms around the other, and smiled inscrutablely after hearing what the little prince said, "Have you seen the prototype of Carl?"

The little prince froze for a moment, didn't understand what he meant, but still nodded.

Rong Ling then asked him, "Is it very big?"

The little prince remembered that when the dragon had just captured him in the dark forest, he would turn into a prototype when he slept at night, so big that the whole cave seemed to be filled.

"It's quite big." He replied Rong Ling.

"Then think about it, the prototypes are so big, so...isn't it about the same?" Rong Ling stretched out her hand, squinted her eyes and gestured at the little prince, her face full of gloating, "You can be content."

The little prince wanted to pretend that he didn't understand, but he did understand in seconds.

"Shut up!" The little prince got angry, and "huh" patted his head, "Don't say it." After a pause, he added, "Don't even think about it!"

Rong Ling laughed loudly, squatted down and bit his sleeve "meow meow" to complain.

Then Rong Ling thought the matter was not big enough, so she leaned into the little prince's ear, "Have you ever heard that the physiological structure of the dragon race is different from that of human beings?"

The little prince was very curious, but he didn't say anything, Rong Ling asked and answered by himself.

"I heard that there are two of them...then what?"

Immediately, he was driven out of the cave by the little prince with a broom and the snow leopard.

As a result, the more the little prince thought about it, the more wrong he became—what was he afraid of?

He wants the dragon to lay eggs for him!

It should be that the dragon is afraid of him.

Having given himself enough confidence in this way, the little prince continued to change the dragon's medicine every day.

Then I am shocked every day!

And he really didn't touch the dragon's wings on purpose, well, he couldn't help it.

The tail in the shape of the evil dragon is extended from the lower back of the waist, and it is seamlessly connected with the original skin. It is chubby like the little chubby dragon that the evil dragon bought for itself, and it is still in gradient color!The little prince was very interested the first time he saw it, and he touched it right away.

Immediately afterwards, he was held down by the evil dragon for a long kiss.

Moreover, the dragon's tail feels really good. It is slippery when you touch it, and itchy when you touch it against it. It also has a cooling function.When it was a little hot in early spring, the little prince wished he could hug him to sleep.

This caused great distress to the dragon.

So after changing the medicine, the evil dragon hugged his tail and made three chapters with the little prince.

"You can only touch it twice a day, once when changing the dressing, and once before going to bed at night." The evil dragon said to him, "Not at other times. It's useless to beg me... It's useless to cry."

The little prince raised his eyebrows, and the tears were naturally suppressed.

"I want to touch the tail, not the wings."

The evil dragon looked non-negotiable, "I like to touch it or not."

"Really?" The little prince also snapped his fingers, "On that day, you can only kiss twice, once in the morning and once in the evening, and not at other times."

The evil dragon took two seconds to think, and made an objection, "It doesn't hurt if I kiss you, but I feel uncomfortable when you touch me."

little Prince:"?"

The little prince: "How do you see that I am not feeling uncomfortable?"

Evil Dragon: "Every time I finish kissing you, you are very happy, and you still want to continue kissing me."

The little prince blushed and denied: "I didn't, you're talking nonsense."

The evil dragon continued to babble: "Obviously it was you, and you kissed me at the beginning, I..."

"It's decided like this!" The little prince made a final decision, "Just twice, there is no objection, and I will do it twice, everyone is fair."

Then the little prince discovered that this was not fair at all.

Because the dragon's force value is high, he has no possibility of resisting at all, and the number of kisses is completely random.

In contrast to him, the dragon's tail can be retracted whenever he wants, and he can say it twice, and he doesn't bring much at all.

The little prince was not happy.

The rule of the evil dragon was eventually resisted by the little prince. When he woke up one morning, the evil dragon found a letter from the little prince and ran away from home.

The author says:

Life is not easy, the dragon sighs