I'm really not a princess!
Chapter 65
After all, the little prince is more educated than the evil dragon. He has listened to the guidance of the mermaid and knows what a real kiss is.
A dragon's gnawing and gnawing isn't kissing at all, well, that's murder.
This kind of entanglement of lips and tongue, and the rubbing of lips is called kissing.
After a kiss, the little prince left the dragon.
The evil dragon slowly opened its eyes, and just about to speak, the little prince stretched out his fingers to press his lips.
"How does it feel?" the little prince asked him.
The dragon stared at him and blinked.
"Speak, don't you feel anything?"
The little prince pursed his lips, he didn't expect that the dragon didn't respond to his first attempt.Just as he was thinking about whether to practice it a few more times, the dragon bit him lightly on his finger.
The little prince withdrew his hand with an "Alas".
The dragon complained to him, "You won't let me talk."
Only then did the little prince come to his senses, "Then...how do you feel?"
Unexpectedly, the evil dragon did exactly the same thing as after kissing the little prince last time—he smacked his lips, and then commented: "Sweet."
Watching his movements, the little prince suddenly felt that there was no difference between himself and the big-headed fish that the dragons often eat.
Forget it, as a prince, you have to be considerate of this stupid dragon.
"I ate candy." The little prince smiled mischievously, sticking out a small piece of tongue to show him.
The evil dragon saw that the surface of his tongue was red, probably because he ate candy.
"I didn't see you eating candy."
"Then I won't let you see it." In fact, the evil dragon secretly ate it while he was not paying attention when he was picking off his collar, but the little prince refused to admit his carefulness, "the mermaid said, so you might be better." Take it a little bit."
The evil dragon felt that what the little prince said seemed a little strange, but he couldn't find any problems with his current level of education.
Then he asked the little prince a question: "Didn't it mean that you can't kiss before you are an adult?"
The evil dragon pointed fingers, "You are just 17 years old, and human beings are adults, so you are not an adult...but you just kissed me."
little Prince:"?"
"Tell me clearly, who kisses who first?" The little prince narrowed his eyes slightly.
The evil dragon hesitated: "You kiss me."
The little prince: "Huh?"
The evil dragon immediately changed his words: "I kissed you first, it was me."
"That was a lie to me, my sister told me." The little prince was satisfied, "You can kiss, but not that...um."
"Which one?"
The little prince looked serious, "You don't understand."
The evil dragon often heard this sentence before, so that he could humbly ask for advice as before, "Then you teach me."
But this time the little prince didn't intend to tell him, "You don't need to understand, I just need to understand." Then he added, "We can do this when we get married, and I will teach you when the time comes."
The dragon is not happy anymore—the little prince used to ask for advice.
"Rong Ling told me." Evil Dragon said, "Things you can do after you get married."
He was also given booklets for the purpose of precise teaching.
This time it was the little prince's turn to be upset, "What has he taught you? What have you learned?"
The evil dragon thought for a moment, raised his hands and stretched out two index fingers.
The little prince frowned at him.
"Probably so." The evil dragon touched his fingertips together, "This is what you just did to me."
Then one finger was flattened, and the other finger was slightly bent and pressed up, with an explanation, "Then this. Oh, it's on the bed."
Both eyes of the little prince were round.
Thinking back for a moment, the evil dragon rubbed the upper finger against the lower one, "This way." Then he turned his two fingers around, facing down, and rubbed twice again, "There is still this."
"This……"
The little prince pressed his hands down, his face was as red as a fire, "I know, don't say it."
The evil dragon finally had the opportunity to show off his learning achievements, and he was quite unhappy when the little prince stopped him.
"You don't need to learn this from now on, you know." The little prince was so ashamed that he was too embarrassed to look at the dragon.
"Why not?" the evil dragon asked him, "Rong Ling said that I must understand, otherwise you will dislike me and divorce me."
little Prince:"?"
Okay, tomorrow he will go and shave Rong Ling's beloved snow leopard.
Unknowingly, the little prince was led away by the dragon, and he stretched out two fingers to gesture, "It's fine for the ones above, but it's okay for the ones below."
"Yes." The dragon held his upper finger, "I am this."
The little prince pulled out his finger, "You are not." He also put another finger into the dragon's palm, "You are this."
"My sister said, you are going to lay eggs for me."
Dragon: "...?"
The author says:
Little Prince: Mr. Dragon, give me an egg, the one who will inherit the throne.
Dragon: Who was born?Who gave birth?
A dragon's gnawing and gnawing isn't kissing at all, well, that's murder.
This kind of entanglement of lips and tongue, and the rubbing of lips is called kissing.
After a kiss, the little prince left the dragon.
The evil dragon slowly opened its eyes, and just about to speak, the little prince stretched out his fingers to press his lips.
"How does it feel?" the little prince asked him.
The dragon stared at him and blinked.
"Speak, don't you feel anything?"
The little prince pursed his lips, he didn't expect that the dragon didn't respond to his first attempt.Just as he was thinking about whether to practice it a few more times, the dragon bit him lightly on his finger.
The little prince withdrew his hand with an "Alas".
The dragon complained to him, "You won't let me talk."
Only then did the little prince come to his senses, "Then...how do you feel?"
Unexpectedly, the evil dragon did exactly the same thing as after kissing the little prince last time—he smacked his lips, and then commented: "Sweet."
Watching his movements, the little prince suddenly felt that there was no difference between himself and the big-headed fish that the dragons often eat.
Forget it, as a prince, you have to be considerate of this stupid dragon.
"I ate candy." The little prince smiled mischievously, sticking out a small piece of tongue to show him.
The evil dragon saw that the surface of his tongue was red, probably because he ate candy.
"I didn't see you eating candy."
"Then I won't let you see it." In fact, the evil dragon secretly ate it while he was not paying attention when he was picking off his collar, but the little prince refused to admit his carefulness, "the mermaid said, so you might be better." Take it a little bit."
The evil dragon felt that what the little prince said seemed a little strange, but he couldn't find any problems with his current level of education.
Then he asked the little prince a question: "Didn't it mean that you can't kiss before you are an adult?"
The evil dragon pointed fingers, "You are just 17 years old, and human beings are adults, so you are not an adult...but you just kissed me."
little Prince:"?"
"Tell me clearly, who kisses who first?" The little prince narrowed his eyes slightly.
The evil dragon hesitated: "You kiss me."
The little prince: "Huh?"
The evil dragon immediately changed his words: "I kissed you first, it was me."
"That was a lie to me, my sister told me." The little prince was satisfied, "You can kiss, but not that...um."
"Which one?"
The little prince looked serious, "You don't understand."
The evil dragon often heard this sentence before, so that he could humbly ask for advice as before, "Then you teach me."
But this time the little prince didn't intend to tell him, "You don't need to understand, I just need to understand." Then he added, "We can do this when we get married, and I will teach you when the time comes."
The dragon is not happy anymore—the little prince used to ask for advice.
"Rong Ling told me." Evil Dragon said, "Things you can do after you get married."
He was also given booklets for the purpose of precise teaching.
This time it was the little prince's turn to be upset, "What has he taught you? What have you learned?"
The evil dragon thought for a moment, raised his hands and stretched out two index fingers.
The little prince frowned at him.
"Probably so." The evil dragon touched his fingertips together, "This is what you just did to me."
Then one finger was flattened, and the other finger was slightly bent and pressed up, with an explanation, "Then this. Oh, it's on the bed."
Both eyes of the little prince were round.
Thinking back for a moment, the evil dragon rubbed the upper finger against the lower one, "This way." Then he turned his two fingers around, facing down, and rubbed twice again, "There is still this."
"This……"
The little prince pressed his hands down, his face was as red as a fire, "I know, don't say it."
The evil dragon finally had the opportunity to show off his learning achievements, and he was quite unhappy when the little prince stopped him.
"You don't need to learn this from now on, you know." The little prince was so ashamed that he was too embarrassed to look at the dragon.
"Why not?" the evil dragon asked him, "Rong Ling said that I must understand, otherwise you will dislike me and divorce me."
little Prince:"?"
Okay, tomorrow he will go and shave Rong Ling's beloved snow leopard.
Unknowingly, the little prince was led away by the dragon, and he stretched out two fingers to gesture, "It's fine for the ones above, but it's okay for the ones below."
"Yes." The dragon held his upper finger, "I am this."
The little prince pulled out his finger, "You are not." He also put another finger into the dragon's palm, "You are this."
"My sister said, you are going to lay eggs for me."
Dragon: "...?"
The author says:
Little Prince: Mr. Dragon, give me an egg, the one who will inherit the throne.
Dragon: Who was born?Who gave birth?
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