They all want to hug my thighs

His Majesty kept himself clean, and did not spend as much time with the Queen or Zhaogui as King Lanling did with them. The courtiers panicked!

However, one day, His Majesty suddenly brought back a child from outside. The child was almost the same as His Majesty when he was young.

The courtiers performed an explosion in place: ah ah ah ah ah ah!

The child was taken into the palace by His Majesty at an extremely fast speed and recorded under the name of the Empress.

Soon, His Majesty made the child the heir apparent, and they had a prince in the Great Zhou Dynasty!

When Gao Su saw the little prince for the first time, he was stunned by the peerless [-] times beauty filter and covered his sore eyes.

This child actually has a halo on his body, making it impossible to look directly at the blasphemy!

Where did the evildoer come from? ?

Flourishing beauty, who doesn't like to see it, but it is really rare to exaggerate to the point that the little prince is so rare. Gao Su can't imagine how such a stunning beauty can give birth to such a monster with the emperor's brother.

Over the years, Gao Su has grown more and more handsome, his figure grew taller during puberty, coupled with his own control of diet and exercise, he no longer looks like a chubby boy.

After Gao Su's memory was fully recovered, Zhou Su and Gao Su gradually merged into one body, and he no longer had to worry about when he suddenly woke up and found out how much tofu Zhaogui had eaten and how many times he had rubbed her breasts.

Thinking of this, Gao Su felt that he had to be calm and calm. Ah Gong is his imperial brother's concubine and is now half-lord of the harem. How can you feel disrespectful and disfilial to your "adoptive mother"?

Ah Gong was defenseless against him!

Gao Su held his bloody nose and forced himself to calm down.

The emperor's brother in this life is simply the conscience of the emperor, a perfect existence!I don't know how many times better than all the emperors he had come into contact with in his previous life. He can't do things that are sorry for the emperor.

Gao Su used the excuse that he wanted to study, and gradually reduced the number of times he went to Zhaogui's palace, which made Wang Zhaojun very disappointed.

"The little one didn't come yet?" The dog Zhou Ji can speak freely now. She is wearing a heavy queen's costume and a precious phoenix hairpin on her head. Not restricted by external objects at all.

"Chang Gong is already an adult, don't tease him with these words anymore," Zhaogui pampered Zhou Ji's nose.

"What, I didn't tease him," Zhou Ji winked with treacherous eyes, she took Wang Zhaojun's arm, and said affectionately: "My good sister, the little one must be busy with homework, he won't come, Come play with me!"

Son, there will always be a day when he will grow up, marry a wife and have children, and have his own family, so there will be even less time to take care of his mother.

The "daughter" of Zhou Ji is different. They are also the women of Emperor Zhou's harem, so they spend a lot of time together.

Over the years, she has taught Zhou Ji from a whining dog to a beautiful young girl. The sense of accomplishment is like raising a daughter.

A helpless smile appeared on Wang Zhaojun's glamorous face, and Zhou Ji coquettishly agreed to her: "Okay, okay, don't worry, run slowly, I can't keep up with your speed."

Zhou Ji stuck out her tongue and blinked innocently: "I can fly you into the sky!"

"No," Zhaogui hurriedly shook his head, joking, Zhou Ji is a stickler for what she says, once she nods in agreement, she will fly around the Luoyang palace with her on her back, and I don't know how she learned He is full of martial arts skills, and every time he cleans up Zhou Su, he will cry to her.

The daughter always likes to bully her son, the palms and backs of her hands are all fleshy, Zhaogui can only coax this one before coaxing that one, but fortunately Chang Gong is modest and sensible, and knows how to be humble to her elder sister.

He didn't want to mention the embarrassment of being bullied and crying with his nose and tears, Gao Su always took a detour when he saw Zhou Ji.

"Master, he should go to the Luoyang palace," Zhou Ji said excitedly, "When the master comes back, there will be more delicious and fun things to do!"

Hearing her mention of Emperor Zhou's ecstasy, Mrs. Zhaogui also smiled, but she didn't know why Zhou Ji, as a queen, always called Emperor Zhou her master?This is very strange, I always feel that there is some special play in it, which makes people want to be crooked for no reason.

The Luoyang Palace where they are now was established after the development of Luoyang. It has a different style from the Great Zhou Palace, but it is a palace complex designed by His Majesty. Not long ago, the capital of the Zhou King moved to Luoyang. In the new environment, it is precisely Everywhere I go I feel fresh.

On one side Zhou Ji and Zhaogui left Gao Su behind, but on the other side Gao Su was awakened by his own pink nightmare.

He had a dream of "sleep in spring without awakening", the dream was so charming that his pants were wet when he woke up, and what was even more frightening was that even though the dream was halfway through, it was swallowed up by a piece of pink. It was dark, but after waking up, he clearly remembered who he was blaspheming in his dream.

Ah Gong... Zhaojun...

Gao Su murmured the name of the object in his mouth, feeling flustered in his heart.

How could he have such thoughts about Ah Gong? !Whether his soul is 20 years older than Ah Gong, or his body is almost ten years younger than Ah Gong, it means that they are not suitable, not to mention that she is the emperor's concubine and she is Da Zhou's. Lord, the younger brother of Emperor Zhou!

But so what?The imperial brother doesn't love Ah Gong, Ah Gong has never been favored by the imperial brother so far.

Gao Su was frightened by his own despicable thoughts, and suddenly felt that he urgently needed to calm down.

So Gao Su found Zhang Liang and told Zhang Liang about his plan.

"You want to let it out?" Zhang Liang said in surprise, "That's good, why do you want to leave Luoyang?"

Gao Su calmly said: "The students have benefited a lot from studying with the master these years, and now they want to practice it to see how capable they are, so as to relieve the worries of the emperor."

Zhang Liangruo is thoughtful, indeed, Gao Su is grown up now, he has been kept in the deep palace, and his knowledge is limited, how much intelligence and strategy he has, Zhang Liang, a master, doesn't know, so he nodded and agreed : "It's okay, it's not a problem to be bored with reading. It's time for you to go out and practice. I will tell His Majesty about this."

Gao Su knew that Zhang Liang would agree, the master his brother found for him was a man of understanding and a shocking genius, he seemed to know everything, and the only person who could stump him now seemed to be his brother.

"Thank you sir," Gao Su said, "I don't know when Brother Huang will come back?"

"It's been just these two days," Zhang Liang said, "Now the development prospects of various places have been roughly figured out. Yesterday, His Majesty sent back the news that the next group of troops demolished the city wall. It seems that the officials connecting the north and the south Roads and waterways have been dug through."

Gao Su was amazed. If Zhang Liang is a shocking genius, then his brother is the emperor who ruled the world through the ages. He has never seen anyone who can recover the Central Plains in just ten years, and make every household of the people If you eat meat, the national treasury will be rich.

Gao Su originally wanted to go outside to see and do practical things somewhere, but he didn't expect the Royal Brotherhood to be so generous.

Holding the tiger talisman of the [-] military power in the South, and the letter of appointment to be transferred to the general, Gao Su was overwhelmed.

He felt that the tiger amulet in his hand was very hot, and he stuttered a little: "Brother Huang, I haven't fought a war before, so why don't you just give me such a large force?"

"What's wrong?" Emperor Zhou said inexplicably: "It's only 30 troops. The total number of troops in the South is [-]. You are not the leader of the army. If you have any questions, you can ask Yang. Now he and King Li are guarding the South. Cinanzheng, you are the main general, if you need help, just go to Yang for help."

One hundred thousand troops, that's all?

You speak like this, as if Gao Su has become an ignorant bumpkin.At that time, he held an army of tens of thousands, and the emperor feared him because of his high achievements, but he was poisoned to death by dove wine...

Gao Su took office in a trance, Zhaogui prepared his luggage and ordered a bunch of food for him.

Gao Su embarrassedly stopped Zhaogui from wanting to pack more for him, and said helplessly, "Agong, Su has grown up and can take care of himself."

When he said this, Mr. Zhaogui just smiled softly, still pampering him like the child he was back then, which made Gao Su a little disappointed.

Before parting, Zhaogui hugged the boy who was already taller than her now, her soft chest no longer drowned Gao Su's face, it was really gratifying.

"Chang Gong, go out, take care of yourself, Ah Gong is waiting for your triumphant return," Zhaogui said softly, Gao Su has grown up now, and she can no longer hold him in her arms like she did back then, and hug him like this now. Clinging to him, it looks like someone noble is leaning on him.

As for Gao Su, he froze in place in a trance, neither pushing nor not pushing, his heart was beating like thunder, and the feelings for this woman in his heart were almost uncontrollable surging out, and it took a lot of effort to restrain it Stop yourself and hug her instead.

"Agong, I..."

Zhaogui's sensibility is only for a while, she is just not used to Gao Su who is about to leave under her wings, and this young man, he is definitely not a thing in the pool, he will definitely skyrocket in the future and become a blockbuster!

"Chang Gong has grown up too!" Zhaogui said with a sigh, wiping away the teardrops from the corners of his eyes.

Gao Su bid farewell to Mr. Zhaogui, turned around and saw Zhou Ji approaching as if she was having a good time.

Gao Su: ...

He looked at the empress of Zhou Su with complicated emotions. The childhood memories in his mind were full of this girl's doggy side. She devoted herself to cheating him and laughing at him. He even went to Ah Gong to file a complaint first, he was simply a rival in his childhood memory!

After recovering his memory, Gao Su blushed, feeling extremely ashamed for his behavior of competing for favor with such a childish ghost for so many years.

After that, he began to ignore her provocations, and no matter how hard she tossed about, he always put on a dead face.

Zhou Ji was very bored and stopped making trouble. In essence, she was a playful girl who started to cling to Gao Su and let him play with her.

Twenty-year-old, but innocent and innocent like a child, the beautiful and flowery girl queen is actually a fool, she can't even feel the deep feelings of her imperial brother for her.

Gao Su admired Emperor Zhou's dedication, and felt sorry for his hopeless relationship with Zhou Ji, but he saw that Zhou Ji was so happy and innocent every day, and he didn't consciously care about the illegitimate child brought back by the emperor's brother. nothing wrong?

It is said that stupid people have stupid blessings!

Gao Su thought of this, but saw Zhou Ji stuffing a thin book into his arms.

Opening the book full of doubts, I don't know what can make Zhou Ji so excited?You must know that Zhou Ji's mind is very simple, she can only pretend to eat, play, and the emperor's brother.

The first thing that catches the eye, there is a large round ball of burrs vividly drawn on it, outlined in a khaki color, and the appearance of the burrs cut open is drawn on the side, with pulp in it, which is also yellow.

Sure enough, it's food...

Gao Su's head was full of black lines, but Zhou Ji said excitedly: "Go quickly, take down the Yi people, and help me find these, and bring me a gift back!"

Zhou Ji sent Gao Su away without any regrets, without any reluctance or worry, and urged him to go on the road.

When Gao Su saw Zhaogui who was worried about him before, he turned his head and talked intimately with Zhou Ji, his attention was completely drawn away, and his back gradually became bleak and desolate...

As if abandoned by the world...

My heart feels cold, and I even feel a little sour...

With mixed feelings, Gao Su stepped into the land of conquering the Yi people.

The Yi people in the south of the Great Zhou Dynasty are still among the primitive tribes. These Yi people are barbaric and ignorant. as a child-bearing instrument.

If it weren't for the thick city walls built on the southern border of the Great Zhou and the garrison of piles of troops, these Yi people would continue to invade.

The female slave who fled back to Da Zhou from the Yi tribe told the guard about the atrocities she had suffered. These things spread to Da Zhou and ignited the anger of Zhou Emperor.

Anyone who harasses the people of my Great Zhou will be punished even if they are far away!

The direction of public opinion in Dazhou has always been to strengthen patriotic education, to strengthen the recognition and sense of belonging of the people and officials to the country, and to replace the concept of "being the country" with the concept of "being the king". made bootstrap.

When the [-] troops led by Gao Su arrived at the territory of the Yi people, they were strongly resisted by the Yi people. However, this group was too backward, and their war, economy and equipment were all behind by a large margin.

It is not difficult to attack the Yi people, but the difficult things are yet to come, which Gao Su dare not even think about.

The vast land of the Yi nationality is located in the tropics, where the climate is hot and humid. As the future tropical rainforest, there are many poisonous snakes and insects here.

And after the army invaded the Yi people, in the camp where they were stationed, many soldiers were bitten by those mosquitoes one after another.

The poisonous and spicy mosquitoes brought a lot of trouble to the military camp. The mosquitoes here are so poisonous that once they bite a person's joint, the swollen blue swelling will not go away for ten days and a half months.

If the toxin accumulates too much, people will fall into a coma, and if it is not done well, their lives will be in danger.

The impact of the climate and environment continued. When people in the army kept falling because of acclimatization, Gao Su panicked. For the first time, he thought about the possibility of withdrawing the army.

It's just that most of the troops have been laid down now, and it would be too wasteful to withdraw the troops. It is only one breath away to conquer this place. Gao Su is not reconciled!

"General, my subordinates have heard that the Yi people here eat food called holy fruit, which is hot in nature, but it has the effect of relieving mosquito poisoning." The deputy general found Gao Su and reported to him.

Gao Su hurriedly said, "Where can I get this holy fruit?"

"In the area to the south there is a large area of ​​holy fruit trees, which is controlled by the Dun tribe of the Yi tribe. The leader of the Dun tribe is insidious and cunning, and has countless snakes and insects. I am afraid it will not be easy to capture," the lieutenant general said.

Gao Su pondered, snakes and insects also have weaknesses. There is too much rain here, and the fire is not easy to burn. I am afraid that fire cannot be used, so what about water?

He thought of the battle between the emperor's brother and Mr. Zifang on the sand table back then. The emperor's brother adapted to the local conditions, took advantage of the right time and place to be harmonious with people, dug countless tunnels, fought against Mr. Zifang and won.

The area to the south is low and flat, with mountains and rivers nearby, and he has already explored the general terrain.

The nearby map model under the recent exploration appeared in Gao Su's mind. He closed his eyes and kept planning his thoughts in his brain.

In a flash of inspiration, Gao Su instantly opened his eyes, and there it is!

Since then, he ordered people to dig channels, divert running water, and take advantage of the geographical advantages to break through the Dun tribe of the Yi nationality.

However, no matter how brilliant his record is, no matter how powerful his future achievements are, there is a "stain" that has accompanied him all his life because of this battle, and will be talked about by future generations.

In the future, children will be familiar with the mention of Gao Changgong, but the children don’t know that Gao Changgong’s title is Lanling King, they call him-"Durian King Gao Changgong"!

The thing is like this, after Gao Su defeated the Yi tribe, the problems encountered in the army were easily solved. The holy fruit forest controlled by the Dunbu of the Yi tribe was endless, which was enough to supply the needs of the army. The rich nutrition of the fruit is rare in life. Although it smells a little bit, it is a great tonic!

If you can overcome its stink and eat it, you will find that its real taste is actually very sweet. After eating it, your waist will no longer be sore, your legs will no longer hurt, you will not be acclimatized, and your mosquito bites will no longer hurt!

Under the strong praise of the military doctor, Gao Su ordered the army to pick the sacred fruit, divide it and eat it.

Overnight, the stench lingered in the entire barracks, and these ordinary soldiers who had never been in contact with it were almost fainted by the smell of the holy fruit.

Gao Su stared bitterly at the "sacred fruit" that his subordinates put in front of him, and found that it was exactly the same as the "burr" on the first page of the book that Zhou Ji showed him.

The strange stench wafted to the tip of his nose, Gao Su frowned tightly, his handsome face was tangled.

The military doctor urged: "General, this sacred fruit is very nutritious. Eating it is good for your health! Now that everyone in the army resists this product, the general should set an example by tasting this product."

Gao Su couldn't bear the taste, the military doctor kept saying that this sweet taste was rare in his life!

Are you a devil? ! ! !

Gao Su wished he could grab the military doctor by the collar and question: Sweet?Fuck you sweet! !

However, the military doctor did not let him go, and he said in embarrassment: "This product has a significant detoxification effect, but the soldiers are unwilling to accept it... hey~"

He couldn't understand why people avoid such a delicious food like snakes and scorpions?This smell is not bad, it smells like a thief!

Thinking about it, the military doctor couldn't control himself, grabbed a piece of it and stuffed it into his mouth, closing his eyes in enjoyment.

Mmm... so delicious!

Seeing him cut open a durian and stuff the pulp into his mouth, Gao Su frowned and took a step back.

A good general, sharing food with his subordinates can win people's hearts and increase prestige. A good general, follow the example of King Gao Changgong of Lanling and share durian with the soldiers!

In the spirit of wanting to die together, how can a fellow Taoist survive death, Gao Su gathered all his subordinates and ate durians with them!

The subordinates looked terrified: the general is a devil!

The devil Gao Su gently picked up a piece of soft flesh with his slender fingers, stared at it for a few seconds with tangled eyes, and sent it into his mouth bitterly under the pressure of all eyes.

"That's right, General, this holy fruit tastes soft, glutinous and sweet, and it's delicious!" Seeing that Gao Su froze, the military doctor said with a smile.

He pushed Gao Su, only to see him take a step back stiffly, and sat down on the chair with a blank expression on his face.

Under Gao Su's sluggish gaze, all the subordinates present also bit the bullet and ate the holy fruit one by one. Unexpectedly, nearly half of them showed expressions of surprise and enjoyment.

"Don't lie to me, General. Although this holy fruit smells a little bit bad, it tastes really good!"

Several generals who liked the taste praised it, while those who couldn't accept it at all stared at them in disbelief.

Some people even exclaimed: "This thing smells worse than shit, and you can still enjoy it?!"

Gao Su stared blankly, moved his lips tremblingly, unable to speak.

Really.

He felt like he had eaten shit just now, and the smell of shit in his mouth was still endless, no matter what, he couldn't go away!

Gao Su was so poisoned by the "shit smell" that he almost immediately turned into a fairy and went away.

Soon after, Gao Su's army returned in triumph, bringing back a large number of sacred fruits, and transported them to Luoyang, the capital of the Zhou king.

The success of Lanling King Gaosu's Southern Expedition prompted the first batch of durians to be introduced in large quantities in the history of the Great Zhou Dynasty.

Even if he himself didn't want this kind of "conferred god", in the following years, no matter how much he hated such things as the holy fruit, his reputation with the holy fruit has been forcibly bound together by people.

It is rumored in the world that Gao Su, King of Lanling, likes to eat durian, durian has become a popular fruit, and Gao Su's handsome face is the most beautiful advertisement.

Gao Su: ...

Pain, want to cry, wronged!

......

One day, Gao Su and Wang Qiang finally confessed their thoughts. In the future, King Lanling, who has successfully embraced a beautiful woman, is about to reach the pinnacle of life.

Zhou Ji bounced around with a large holy fruit in her arms to find Wang Qiang, who was no longer Zhaogui, and said cheerfully, "Sister Zhaojun, let's bake the holy fruit!"

Gao Su froze, and his smile gradually disappeared.

He recalled his nightmares of being dominated by the Holy Fruit, and the nightmares would remain with him throughout his life.

Because Wang Qiang loves to eat durian.

Their son and daughter also love durian.

Their future grandkids love it too.

Gao Su was the only one in the family who couldn't accept this smell, and firmly believed that it was equivalent to shit.

And everyone thought that Gao Su also loved durians, because he was overwhelmed and jealous!In order to deepen the relationship with Wang Qiang, he used his love for durian as an excuse to compete with Zhou Ji for favor.

Durian King Gao Changgong, I'm afraid I won't be able to get rid of this title in my next life!

Gao Su wept bitterly, regretting the past!