Waste wood knows everything

This large cockroach looks very similar to the American cockroach that is common in the southern regions of the modern world.

It was as big as half a palm, and its entire body was dark brown. The whiskers on its head were extraordinarily thick, and even the barbs on its feet were clearly visible. Just standing there gave off a hideous feeling.

At this moment, Siran was truly suffocated.

He took a short breath, then held his breath subconsciously, his whole back was uncontrollably covered with goosebumps, his right hand subconsciously wanted to get the slippers——

Especially when I saw the cockroach dangling from time to time, with a strong presence of thick whiskers.

Little Yuanzhu drifted away silently, and sighed: "Hey, if you like this kind of thing, it's not impossible, it still has advantages, for example, it can fly!"

It can fly!

Then his neck felt inexplicably cold.

As if to prove what Xiao Yuanzhu said, the big cockroach moved its whiskers and captured Siran's position accurately and keenly. With a flap of its slightly transparent black wings, it flew straight towards him!

Siran: "...!!!"

My life is over!

He was caught off guard and made a "grass" sound, and succeeded in possessing his body with agility that he had never experienced in the battle with Yin Xian. He took out a bow with his backhand and waved it fiercely: "No, don't want this! Fuck—fuck—— Walk!"

Compared to other animals or spirit beasts, the cockroach, which is not too big, looked like a prehistoric tyrannosaurus rex wielding a laser sword in his eyes, while he would be smeared in the face by the laser sword and split in two at any time. Weak little human.

The big cockroaches with big wings covering their faces were simply the source of darkness for a new generation, and the string in Si Ran's brain was almost snapped.

At the moment when the big cockroach was about to ride on the face, and the weak chickens and humans were about to rush to the street, a flash of extremely reassuring white light flashed, and the big cockroach finally disappeared in front of him.

Siran stared blankly with his eyes wide open, unable to recover for a long time.

It was terrible, he could even see the mouthparts of that cockroach clearly just now.

Little Yuanzhu wondered, "Don't you need this?"

After a while, a dry voice sounded: "...Why is it—"

He didn't even want to say the word cockroach, and said with a distorted expression, "Could it be this kind of...creature?"

The little round beaded mung bean-sized black eyes revealed an innocent blankness: "Huh? What why? This is what it is? Look, it has no fluff."

Siran's expression twitched: "Didn't you say it's big?"

It made him think it was that kind of majestic mammal!

Little Yuanzhu was confused: "Isn't it big? Among other cockroaches, it's a very big one."

Siran took a deep breath: "That mighty—"

Little Yuanzhu: "Aren't you mighty? Ah, you don't seem to have a 'wow', but I see some monks, when they see it, they will really say a loud 'wow, ah, ah, ah'."

Siran: "..."

Little Yuanzhu jumped up and down: "Besides, people don't want to rub it after seeing it, and it has armor. Look at its shell, it's very hard, and its vitality is also very strong!"

Siran: "..."

Preconceived as the main must not.

Si Ran covered his face in pain, trying to completely clear away the cockroaches coming from his face, he squatted speechlessly for a long time, and finally walked out of the scene that could be called a psychological shadow.

"Just... just choose one of those furries." There is no harm if there is no comparison. The cockroaches are in front of him. Si Ran's eyes are much more pleasing to the eyes when he looks at the four cuties. , "Let's just take that cat. It's slender and flexible, and it's easy to draw."

Little Yuanzhu let out a crisp "Hey", jumped to the front of Siran's forehead, and tapped lightly on it.

There was a strange dizziness in front of my eyes, but it was not uncomfortable, and my consciousness seemed to be pulled away by something.

For a moment, he seemed to look down and see his own body - this feeling was very strange, and what was even more strange, his eyes seemed to pass through his body, and glimpsed a... book with a white cover?

Baoshu is finally willing to change the book cover?

In the next moment, the scene in front of him changed rapidly, and finally stopped in an extremely tall grass.

However, Siran soon realized that it wasn't that the grass was too tall, but that he was too... small.

In the dense forest of Listening Wonderland, a black and white cow cat that was only half an arm long appeared out of nowhere, and with a clumsy face that did not fit a feline, it fell face down in the grass that was as deep as an adult's calf. A pair of emerald green The cat's eyes blinked in confusion.

It was the first time for Siran to control a non-human body. The difference between four feet and two feet was too great. He stumbled and walked through the grass for a few steps, rolling and crawling towards the cave where Yunmo and the others rested. Run away.

"Ah, it's reversed, over there!" Little Yuanzhu shouted anxiously after seeing Siran running in the opposite direction without hesitation.

Perhaps it was because Siran had been to the Temple of Listening Immortals, one person and one bead could actually communicate.

This is a good thing, after all, from the perspective of a kitten, it is really difficult not to get lost in the dense forest that looks the same in all directions.

Siran ran for a while, one foot deep and one foot shallow, and fortunately the place where the small round ball dropped him was not far away, otherwise, at the speed of this little kitten, he didn't know when he would have to run.

At this time, it was almost evening, and the sun was gradually sinking to the west. Siran felt that several sword cultivators should have returned to the cave to rest. They each carved a small cave and came out. The one in Yun Mo was on the outermost side, closest to the dense forest.

When Siran managed to reach the edge of the cave with four hairy legs, Yun Mo happened to walk out of the cave slowly.

A small fire was lit in the open space in front of the cave, and the light from the flames was projected on his side face, the light and dark intersected, making the outline of a face extraordinarily deep.

He calmly spread out his spiritual sense, sensing the dangers around him, and naturally noticed this weak little kitten who seemed particularly incompatible with the secret realm.

cat?

Yun Mo paused, his eyes fell on this petite animal, and his spiritual sense carefully inspected it from head to toe, but he didn't find anything abnormal.

There are also ordinary animals in the secret territory, and Yun Mo doesn't pay much attention to them. These animals always seek advantages and avoid disadvantages, and are extremely wary of humans. They will often leave before the crowd approaches.

He found a place in front of the fire and sat down cross-legged. Just as he closed his eyes, he heard the soft sound of two soft objects rubbing against each other.

rustle.

He opened his eyes and turned his head slightly, and met a pair of round, emerald green cat's eyes.

Cats are known as natural assassins, they are stealthy and agile——

However, Siran, a fake feline, obviously failed to inherit the essence of the cat family. When the soft pads stepped on the soil, he made a sound.

Little Yuanzhu reminded: "You have the same hands and feet...ah no, your four legs are straight!"

"When you come out with four legs someday," Si Ran tilted his body and almost fell on the ground, so he had to use the most primitive method-jumping forward on all fours, "you will know how difficult it is." Take control."

He raised his head and met Yun Mo's pure black eyes.

Looking at Yunmo from this angle, it was the first time. Although the carrier that Xiaoyuanzhu gave him was a cat, his eyesight and hearing were all human standards, but his height was a bit shorter.

Yun Mo stared at this particularly bold kitten for a moment, thinking that it was because he was just born and had no ability to judge danger, so he released a bit of spiritual power and smashed a log in the fire, making a loud noise.

Sound is always one of the best ways to keep beasts away.

But this is a fake kitten.

Si Ran continued to run in the direction of Yun Mo, and when he was about two or three meters away, Yun Mo was about to use his spiritual power to scare this daring little animal away, but the ink sword on his waist Suddenly, he ran out by himself, and rushed to the little cat happily.

Mo Jian moved closer, shaking the hilt.

Siran tentatively stretched out his little paw, and slapped the hilt of the sword: "Meow."

A fake cat and a real sword come together smoothly.

Yun Mo: "..."

Yun Mo frowned slightly, and from Mo Jian's unusual but familiar joy, an unbelievable guess emerged in his heart.

I saw this little kitten approached clumsily, stopped at an arm's length away, stretched out its paws, and paused in mid-air for a moment.

Little Yuanzhu was puzzled: "Why are you not moving?"

Siran said deeply: "I'm thinking about which character 'Si' or 'Ran' has fewer strokes."

Little Yuanzhu: "Isn't it the same?"

Siran: "..."

It seems so right.

He flicked out his nails, and drew a crooked Si character with difficulty on the ground, and in the principle of fairness, he drew a crooked word Ran again, and then placed his paws dignifiedly in front of him, with his tail resting on the paws.

Yun Mo was obviously stunned for a moment: "Siran?"

The little cat nodded reservedly.

At this time, a pair of big hands came suddenly, and the whole cat flew into the air in an instant, and was hugged by the two big hands in a strange posture that was not standard - if I really wanted to describe it, it was a bit like the posture of hugging a hen.

The hair on Siran's back exploded reflexively for a moment: "Meow?"

Yun Mo raised his forearm flat in front of his body, and walked into the cave he made temporarily with a Si Ran in his hand, saying in a low voice, "Let's go in."

Si kitten: "Meow."

Ok.

Although this temporary cave in Yunmo is simple and simple, it is unexpectedly full of internal organs.

The cave was arranged with a simple restraint. It wasn't bright inside, but it wasn't dark either. A stone table and a stone bench were placed in the middle, and the innermost one was a stone bed, which was also used as a temporary sword. cut out.

He put Siran on the stone table, took a piece of flat white paper and an inkstone from the storage bag, dripped it into clean water and ground it for a while, then took out a roll of white cloth, and carefully wiped Si Ran One of the cat's front paws was entangled, and then said: "It's ok."

Siran: "..."

Siran stared blankly at the white cloth in his hand, then swept the white paper and inkstone in front of his eyes.

He thought to himself, the things in Yun Mo's storage bag don't look decent.

It's just that the green-haired monk's matter was urgent, so he dipped his paws wrapped in white cloth in ink, endured his handwriting that was twisted like a dog, and succinctly stated the matter of someone ambush. As for more details, prepare Let's wait until his body is delivered.

Yun Mo glanced at the handwriting on the white paper, but his eyes stayed on Si Ran. After seeing Si Ran, the hair on his back blew up again, and said: "I see, you stay here, I'm going to get the monk's hiding place." Check it out."

Siran tried to use his teeth to tear off the white cloth wrapped around the paws. Seeing this, Yun Mo gently pinched the kitten's front paws, and untied the white cloth that was torn everywhere with very gentle movements.

Siran blinked and stared at Yun Mo's slightly drooping eyelashes: "Meow!"

Don't go alone, call a few more people together, that person is a Nascent Soul cultivator!

Yun Mo put away his white cloth, paused, stretched out his fingertips, and gently smoothed the messy fur on the cat's paws, and said, "It's nothing, they are killing spirit beasts in the forest, I will first Go and see, even if you lose, self-protection should be fine."

Siran's paws trembled slightly. No wonder felines like to be groomed. This feeling is really amazing. His voice softened a little: "Meow~"

Then you have to be careful, if something is wrong, come back quickly.

Yun Mo slowly put down the cat's paw: "Yes, I will."

After finishing speaking, he grabbed the ink sword that had been trying to rub the cat's hair with the hilt, turned around and walked out of the cave.

Little Yuanzhu couldn't bear it anymore: "Can I ask a question?"

Affected by some feline instincts, Siran licked his paw. The next second he realized that Yun Mo had just touched the cat's paw, and he froze, and licked it with another paw: "What's the matter?"

Little Yuanzhu wondered: "You keep meowing, and he keeps talking in human terms, how did you two communicate?"

Siran: "..."

The communication just now was so smooth that he didn't even realize that the two languages ​​were different.

Siran started to talk nonsense: "You don't understand this. I am still an individual at heart. Sometimes the communication between human beings does not need language, you know?"

Little Yuanzhu suddenly realized: "Is this what humans call 'heart-to-heart connection'?"

"..." Si Ran froze when she licked her hair, "No! I mean look at the tone of voice! The tone of meow is different, and the meaning is different!"

Little Yuanzhu was puzzled: "Tone?"

At this moment, there were noisy footsteps and conversations outside the cave, and with a twitch of his ears, he clearly heard the voices of Xie Rongqing and Liu Sirui. It seemed that the group of point-earning sword cultivators had returned.

Liu Sirui's voice was particularly obvious: "Why? Haven't I already carried the spirit stone Siran gave me next to me for a whole day? Why is it still white?"

"Give up," Xie Rongqing said, "Luck is not strong enough to make up for it. Another day tomorrow will be enough for [-] draws. Isn't it guaranteed? Are real things better than illusory luck?"

Siran: "..."

Siran jumped down from the stone table nimbly, almost sprained his feet, he swung his paws, walked forward with his head held high, and said to Xiao Yuanzhu: "Of course it depends on the tone of voice. Come and see, I'll show you a demonstration." fan."

Over there, when Yun Mo drew his breath and walked to the hiding place of the green-haired monk, there was still more than ten meters away, but he caught the man's attention instantly.

Sword cultivators are not good at concealment, and Yun Mo only knows a thing or two about it. Not surprised, he simply dissipated all the spiritual power in his body, a long sword was wrapped with dazzling golden light, and his eyes narrowed slightly , aimed at that seemingly ordinary bush and stabbed straight down!

bass--

The ear-piercing sound of metal connecting exploded, a vague figure swayed in the bushes, a big knife in his hand collided with a black sword, the spiritual power of both of them skyrocketed, and the metallic spiritual power of Yunmo Tianlinggen was exceptionally pure , with a sharp intention of going forward, he forced the green-haired monk back several steps abruptly.

Seeing this, the green-haired friar, with the cultivation base of Nascent Soul, slashed forward with the big saber in his hand after he failed in one blow, hot flames swept in, and Yun Mo's long sword lay horizontally in front of him, swaying the flames sideways, However, in just this instant, the green-haired monk disappeared in place quickly.

Yun Mo concentrated on spreading his spiritual consciousness, and after a long time, he finally confirmed a fact.

This man really ran away.

He stepped into the bushes, where there were some residual traces of spells, from which he could barely identify the level of such spells, at least much higher than those unrelated to swordsmanship in Jian Zong Mi Fa Hall.

He checked around the entire bush. This person was very vigilant, and he hardly left too many clues. Even the long knife didn't have any sect's engraving on it.

Yun Mo stood in place for a while, his spiritual sense opened to the maximum, he stood quietly for half an hour, until the night was completely dark, and there was no movement around him, only then did he leave behind a trigger-type warning restriction , turned around and walked back.

As a result, as soon as they approached the cave, there was a burst of laughter.

In front of the small fire in the open space of the cave, four sword cultivators sat in a circle, everyone bent down and stretched out their hands with great enthusiasm, making some sounds like "meow" and "tsk tsk", exhausted Various methods, trying to tease a kitten in front of everyone.

However, the real kitten Siran is exceptionally quiet, only occasionally meowing.

Most of the people calling are people.

Si Xiaomao originally wanted to tell Xiaoyuanzhuzi that there are differences in tone when meowing. Unexpectedly, Jianzong, a group of five big and three thick sword repairers, are all fuzzy, with fiery eyes stretching out their claws and trying to lick the cat.

At that moment, Siran showed the cat's agility beyond the standard level, and led the four people to jump up and down for a while, successfully maintaining the image of a cold cat.

Siran also heard Liu Sirui say: "There is actually a kitten that ran away without seeing us! It's so cute! Woooooo why do other little animals feel like they've seen a ghost every time they see me."

Most of the sword cultivators showed an aggressive attitude. Ordinary small animals dare not approach, and most spirit beasts are also extra vigilant. It is a miracle that Elder Qi can contract that fox. Unfortunately, the red-feathered fox has a worse temper than the sword cultivator. , not allowed to masturbate.

Liu Sirui stretched out his hands eagerly, but was forced back by Kitty Si's cold eyes, and his eyes were filled with grievance.

Siran looked a little hot-eyed, and extended a paw condescendingly, meaning that the paw can be squeezed, but the head is not allowed.

Seeing Liu Sirui, he was overjoyed, and just as the hand outstretched to touch the paw was about to touch the cute kitten, a pair of big hands inserted straight between him and the kitten, and directly lifted the kitty up.

Liu Sirui looked up in shock, and saw Yun Mo's pitch-black robe, and his face that looked even darker than the robe.

"Yun...Senior Brother Yun?" Liu Sirui was stunned for a moment, and his eyes moved to the kitten in Yun Mo's hand.

It's also strange, this kitten, which bites and barks at them, and jumps up and down without being touched, is extraordinarily well-behaved in Yun Mo's hands.

Siran: "Meow—"

How about it?all right?How is it over there?

Yun Mo lowered his eyes to look at the cat that was being held in both hands, moved his fingers trapped in the cat's fluff up and down slightly, and changed the posture of holding the cat, one hand pressed the cat on his chest, and the other hand He patted the cat's head, and slowly smoothed the hair from the head to the tail.

Liu Sirui looked extremely envious, and tried to stroke the cat: "Senior Brother Yun, can this cat—"

Yun Mo expressionless: "I can't."

Liu Sirui: "..."

No, he didn't say what he was going to do?

Xie Rongqing also came over, looked at the exceptionally quiet cat, and teased, "Why is this cat so cute in your hands? Could it be you who raised it?"

While talking, he stretched out his hand eagerly, aiming at the cat's head quickly and fiercely, ready to slap it down——

Seeing Xie Rongqing's behavior of diverting attention while speaking and stretching out his evil hand, Liu Sirui was extremely shocked in his heart, he never thought that he could use this method!

Unexpectedly, Yun Mo was superior, he took half a step back the moment Xie Rongqing stretched out his hand, dodged sideways extremely swiftly, and at the same time hugged the cat in his arms a little tighter, and forced Xie Rongqing's attempt with serious eyes After retreating, he nodded slightly: "Yeah."

After all, he turned around holding the cat and entered his own cave.

It wasn't until Yun Mo's back disappeared that Xie Rongqing and Liu Sirui came back to their senses.

Xie Rongqing turned her head and murmured, "What does he mean by 'um'?"

In the cave, Si Ran, who had been held in Yun Mo's arms for a long time, twisted his body and jumped out with a whoosh. He wanted to land in an extremely light cat-like landing, but in the end it almost fell into a cat-cake-like landing. Yun Mo helped him It took a handful to avoid hitting the ground.

It seems that the movements he used to dodge the claws of those sword cultivators were the pinnacle of his cat's agility.

When Yun Mo let go of his hand, his fingers inadvertently brushed the base of the cat's tail. He was so startled that the fur all over his body exploded in an instant, turning into a ball of cats and cats, and rushed to the side several steps in a hurry.

Siran bared his teeth, but the cry softened in the end: "Meow——"

You—forget it, how's the situation over there?Are you OK?

Yun Mo sat down on a stone bench at the side, and said calmly: "That person's strength is at least above the Nascent Soul Middle Stage, and the details are unknown. We only exchanged one move, and he left very quickly. We didn't find much at the scene. Abnormal, only some fragments of spells remain."

Siran thought for a moment: "Meow."

It's okay, as long as his technique is not completed, there will be no major problems for the time being.

Thinking suddenly, Little Yuanzhu can monitor the actions of the green-haired monk the whole time. Since there is no way to expel him from the secret realm, he can only see the tricks. Fortunately, this person's cultivation base is limited to Nascent Soul, if something happens, their fighting power is enough.

Si Ran was caught in his own thoughts, and didn't notice Yun Mo's gaze, which stayed on him all the time.

The cave uses a simple luminous spirit mine, the light tends to be dim yellow, like the flickering flame of a candle, Yun Mo sits quietly on the stone bench, wondering if the light is too warm, sword repair has always In the cold and quiet eyes, there was also a trace of softness strangely.

The atmosphere was quiet but not awkward, but full of comforting calm.

After a long time, Yun Mo asked, "How long will you be in this state?"

After all, it is not easy to write with cat's claws. Siran didn't explain too much before, but only said that someone was lurking in secret to construct a magic technique to confine spiritual power. Now that I think about it, it is strange that Yun Mo believed it so easily at that time.

Siran raised his paw, and just about to make gestures on the stone table, he heard Little Yuanzhu say to him as if asking for credit: "I think it's very difficult for you to move with a cat's body, so let's temporarily close the control on the northernmost place first." After a while, I'm finally about to pass your body over!"

Siran asked reflexively, "Is the game okay?"

"It's okay, it's okay, the northernmost area seems to have been cleared by a big sect before, and now that sect has moved to a different place, and no one will go there in a short time," Xiao Yuanzhu said, "Then you prepare, I will separate the body I sent it to you twice."

Siran: "..."

Wait, the body is delivered in two parts! ?How is this divided?Horizontal or vertical?

Either method is very unfriendly, okay? ?

Siran gasped, and was about to speak to stop him, but his consciousness was vacated again, and his eyesight instantly rose.

The original Si kitten stepped on the edge of the stone table. Now that the human body was sent over, his feet were empty, and he rushed forward in panic like a cat that fell into the water——

This kind of situation has happened too many times, Yun Mo catches people very skillfully, but when he glanced down, his whole body froze suddenly.

Siran, who was caught by Anwen, didn't have time to complain about this familiar plot. He lowered his head to check his body, wondering which half was missing. As a result, he saw his naked body at a glance.

Wait, where are the clothes?

No, which half am I missing?

Two thoughts exploded in my mind at the same time, and at this moment, Xiao Yuanzhu's thin voice sounded again: "Okay, the other half has also been sent over."

In an instant, a pile of clothes and storage bags slammed down head-on, covering Si Ran's face in a mess, and a close-fitting white jacket fell on Yun Mo's shoulder by coincidence.

Siran: "..."

Yun Mo: "..."

"Yun Mo! Come out quickly—something happened over there!" At this moment, Xie Rongqing from outside broke the restraint and rushed in, "I called you outside for many times but there was no response, and the jade talisman did not answer. Why are you so focused on masturbating cats—”

His words faltered, and his sprinting forward stopped abruptly.

In the dimly lit cave, Yun Mo was holding a slender boy stiffly all over his body. There was a pile of scattered clothes on the ground. The boy showed a large area of ​​extraordinarily fair skin. With a few pieces of clothing on her body, it is even more obvious...

Xie Rongqing: "..."

Xie Rongqing covered her eyes and took a half step back: "I'm sorry to bother you."

The author has something to say: Siran: You should split me in half and send me here.