I want to get an ID card

The hair on Bai Feng's head was rubbed into a mess. It was not messed up when he was fighting with Gray Falcon, but Xue Zixian messed it up when he came back.This guy, who still hated himself in the afternoon, came to engage in intimacy again now.

bad guy.

Bai Feng broke free from his embrace and flew into the golden birdcage.

Xue Zixian teased him for a while, but Bai Feng just lay there like a hatching egg with his eyes closed and ignored him. He was bored and asked, "Did you see your friend? That one is called Dabai."

Bai Feng opened his eyes: "I see."

"..." Xue Zixian was speechless for a while, and he didn't know what he wanted to ask, "Then he..."

"Don't worry, he's not such a narrow-minded person, so naturally he didn't speak ill of you."

After Bai Feng finished speaking, he closed his eyes again, but felt that Xue Zixian stood in front of him for a while, and then left.

"Hmph, sure enough, people are liars. I like whatever you say for a while, but in the end, I just changed into a human form and don't like me anymore."

Xue Zixian came upstairs, carrying a bowl of cherries: "I just picked them in the orchard this afternoon."

"..." Bai Feng became even more jealous.When he was here in the afternoon, this guy was reluctant to give it to him to eat, but he was willing to give it to the bird!

Is Lao Tzu's human form terrible? !

Don't eat, get angry!I'm on a hunger strike.

"Boss," Bai Feng said, "Look, I've been here for a long time, and I've worked hard to be your bodyguard, and I've done a lot of good things. Let me see when I can get my ID card."

Xue Zixian's heart tightened: "What do you mean?"

"I haven't done it for me until now, and I haven't asked what you mean, but you are asking me." Bai Feng asked him, "Don't you want to do it for me? Back then you could agree Don't lie to me."

"You don't need an ID card to live here."

"Whether you need it or not is one thing, but whether you will do it for me is another." Bai Feng was firm.He has a certificate in his hand, so he doesn't panic.Now that he doesn't have a certificate, he can't be cool when he goes out.Annoyed, he should have obtained his ID card first, and then agreed to be his bodyguard.It's all because humans are sinister. No matter how powerful a bird is, it can't be considered that their intentions are so bad.

Xue Zixian thought, Dabai must have said something to Xiaobai, otherwise Xiaoniao wouldn't be so angry.Maybe they are very good friends, the kind who have known each other for a long time.In short, the relationship is much better than he and Bai Feng.

"I admit that I have a bad attitude this afternoon, but I see that you have disappeared, and I feel anxious." Xue Zixian said, "You haven't seen many humans, and some people still set traps to catch birds. In case you are caught by them and I just miss to save you, do you think I can feel better? You just left with one wing, and I can only stare and wait for you here with two legs."

Bai Feng remembered that when he flew in and crashed into the opponent's arms just now, the temperature on his body was cooler, probably because he had stood in front of the window for quite a long time. The anger value of 999 is slightly reduced by 500.

"Here, little cherry, it's so sweet that I'm not even willing to give it to Dabai, so I specially leave it for you."

have to.Bai Feng didn't know whether he should be jealous of himself or not.

"I don't care, don't try to fool me, I want an ID card!"

Bai Feng turned around and pointed his butt at him.Xue Zixian took a look, hurry up, this matter is indeed on the agenda, but...

Maybe it was too tired, Bai Feng turned around and fell asleep in a daze.Xue Zixian wanted to get him out and put him on his pillow, but as soon as his hand touched him, he was caught by the bird's claw... But he would not give up, and put the bird cage beside his bed.Even if you can't touch it, you have to look at it.

Daju ran up, thinking about this cage for a long time, now seeing the little bird sleeping in it, he also wanted to squeeze in and lie down.As soon as the head was stuck in, Xue Zixian pulled it out: "Get into everything, don't take your cub home, if you bring it back, I will throw you out too."

Relying on Xue Zixian's incomprehension, Daju cursed and meowed, and left with his butt twisted.

Couldn't sleep, checked the news, a video posted by a bird lover caused heated discussions on the Internet.Xue Zixian clicked on the video and watched it. Following the progress bar, he sat up at once. If Bai Feng hadn't been sleeping in the birdcage next to him, he wouldn't be able to sit here and watch the video calmly.

In the video, the little orange round bird was fighting against a raptor several times his size. Although the raptor lost and ran away, everyone could see the danger.Especially when the bird of prey in the back turned around and waited for an opportunity to retaliate.

Seeing his little bird, the gray falcon pecking at it until it lost its feathers, Xue Zixian couldn't be happy at all.

Too dangerous.

Xue Zixian received a series of WeChat messages, and Xue Yanjun sent a message asking if the bird in the video was Xiaobai, and asked if Xiaobai had returned home and if he was injured.Although the little orange bird fought the raptor bravely, although it seemed that the little bird won, everyone felt that the little bird must have been injured. After all, the size of the bird was there. How could it not be injured in a desperate fight.

He took a photo of Bai Feng sleeping on his back and sent it to Xue Yanjun. Xue Yanjun directly sent a video call. As soon as he connected, there was a burst of crying, and then he asked with a sob: "Brother, is Xiaobai dead, oh?" woo woo woo..."

If he hadn't watched his younger brother wiping tears in the video, he would have wondered if he was hallucinating.

"Brother? Are you listening? Is Xiaobai dead?"

"You can talk? Can you hear?" Xue Zixian didn't think his younger brother was a medical miracle. After all, he was deaf due to an eardrum injury. He had been seeing hospitals all these years, even foreign experts.The eardrum has been repaired, and the operation was technically successful, but Xue Yanjun's hearing has not recovered at all.

Now, it was he who was speaking, and to be able to speak was obviously to be able to hear.Xue Zixian must be happy, but he also has great doubts.Listening to his voice, there is no hoarseness caused by long-term silence.

"Xue Yanjun!!"

Bai Feng was shocked by the sound and sat up, looking at Xue Zixian who was angry on the bed with blurred eyes: "What are you doing?"

"It's okay, sleep with you."

"Oh."

Bai Feng continued to sleep, not knowing that Xue Yanjun was exposed because he was too anxious.

The next day Xue Zixian asked Wang Liu to go over and bring Xue Yanjun over. As soon as Xue Yanjun entered the door, he covered his ears and refused all his brother's voices.Seeing Bai Feng, he immediately said: "Xiao Bai cured me! Really!"

Bai Feng glanced at him, and was about to fly out, but was covered by him.

"Really, brother, I can only hear a little bit of sound in my ears this year. I lied to you as a puppy, but it's really just a little bit. But since Xiaobai came, I stood in recovery every day, and then suddenly one day, I can talk now." Xue Yanjun is already twenty, his eyes are as clear as a child's... But how could Xue Zixian believe his nonsense.

"Really?" Xue Zixian asked while looking at the bird in his hand.

Bai Feng looked at Xue Zixian: "Do you believe me when I tell you?"

"letter."

"Bullshit, if you believed me, you wouldn't ask me." Bai Feng was very proud, having lived with human beings for a period of time, this kind of twists and turns couldn't trouble him at all.

Xue Zixian's yard is used by the mother cat's kittens as a back garden for playing. Although Xue Zixian is annoyed that the orange cats leave romantic debts outside, they still provide water and food in the distance.Bai Feng went to play with a few kittens, regardless of the two brothers.

The kitten lay on the ground and was about to throw down the bird, but the bird's paw pinned the cat's head and could not move. The kittens were very suspicious of the cat's life.

The video of Bai Feng fighting the Gray Falcon went viral on the Internet, and Bai Feng's fans rushed to his Weibo homepage to ask if it was him in the video.It turned out that Mr. Xue was under the skin of this blog, and went to Xue Zixian's homepage to leave comments frantically.

At this time, the switchboard of the Xue Group is always the busiest.However, the lady at the switchboard has already learned how to deal with these matters, so it’s fine to transfer them all to the Media Operations Department. Mr. Xue’s money for acquiring these media cannot be spent in vain.

Some bird experts immediately commented on this video, and even made various guesses about Xue Zixian's bird.After all, from the analysis of the gray falcon's behavior in the video, it was scared away by the little orange bird.But why can the little orange bird scare it away?As a raptor, the gray falcon has the wrong natural enemies among birds, and the one that can defeat it with this size is even smaller.Especially when the Gray Falcon came back to retaliate and failed miserably, a group of birds around blasted it away, which is enough to prove that the little orange bird has the ability to command other birds.

Experts from the Bird Association shouted to Xue Zixian, hoping that they could study the bird to see if it was a rare bird species, or even a new species.

Then the question came, whether Xue Zixian would accept it or not.

Seeing that Xue Zixian had a headache because of this matter, Bai Feng said, "They can study it if they want to. The most I can do is pretend to be a quail."

"Do you think it's that simple?" Xue Zixian said, "If they think you are a brand new bird, they will definitely bring you an electronic chip, they will record all your whereabouts, and they will even breed you."

"Breeding!" Bai Feng was taken aback, "Forget it."

"Also, what should you do if your talking ability is exposed?"

"..." Bai Feng thought about it, and there was only one way, "I'll leave for a while."

"What!" Of course Xue Zixian thought that Bai Feng would leave, but it definitely couldn't be because of these reasons, "No, I don't agree."

"They can't find me, so I'll leave for a while and then come back." Bai Feng said coyly, "If you don't want me, I can ask Dabai to accompany you."

"You don't want an ID card?"

"Yes," Bai Feng stretched out his wings, "give it to me."

"Give me three days."

Xue Yanjun is also in a hurry because of Bai Feng's matter. Although Xue's Wutong Group is a top enterprise in China, you can't refuse an expert's request for no reason. against the country.

"These people really have enough time to eat." When Xue Yanjun resumed talking, the family members were very happy, and they all thought that Xiaobai was a lucky star.It is absolutely unwilling to let them hand it over, "If they want to leave Xiaobai and don't return it, who do we have to reason with?"

Although his family members were extremely relieved and delighted at his sudden recovery, Xue Yanjun was very guilty. He glanced at his father from time to time and found that Xue Jun's eyes were red with joy. For a while, he didn't know how he had been worrying and resisting for so many years. Right or wrong.Thinking of the fact that he had been suspicious of his father, Xue Yanjun felt very guilty, but it was he who heard the other party call his father's name with his own ears, and he pretended to be deaf and heard a lot of calls between his father and others over the years, obviously he was hiding something .

Hey, recovering is more annoying than not recovering.

Xue Yanjun thought, why doesn't he have his brother's brains.But he never dared to tell his brother about this.

Three days later, Xue Zixian showed Bai Feng the account book, and Bai Feng saw his name written on it.

"This is the legendary household registration book." Bai Feng looked at his name, which was printed in the frame and stamped with a red seal, "Does this mean that I am a person with status?"

"This means that you are my bird." Xue Zixian tried hard to correct him.After dragging some connections and spending a lot of money, he did such an illegal thing and registered Bai Feng as a bird in his household registration book.Originally, he was planning to have an ID card issued by Bai Feng, but when he handed over Xiaobai's photo of a bird's head, he said that he couldn't do it for 20 million yuan. [-] bucks.

Xue Zixian didn't make things difficult for others. Being able to get a household registration is already very good. After all, the name Bai Feng, no one would suspect that it was the name of a bird.Although the pretense is a bit different from the ID card, Bai Feng is still very moved when he sees the household registration book.

"It's no wonder that everyone wants to have their own household registration. It's hard to fight for one. It turns out that having a household registration makes you so happy." Bai Feng flew around the house happily.

Although it was a bit of a mistake, Xue Zixian will thank him for his wit in the future.

The author has something to say: Xiaobai is going to retire, and Dabai will go online immediately.

感谢在2020-07-0411:21:08~2020-07-0511:16:02期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angel who threw the landmines: one must be rolled if the cat passes;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!