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"The first mountain in the Three Classics of the West is called Chongwu Mountain. It is located in the south of the Yellow River. There is a tree in the mountain with round leaves, white calyx, and red flowers. The flowers have black veins and bear fruit. It's very similar to Zhizhi. There is a kind of beast in this mountain, like a macaque, good at throwing..." Xue Zixian read on his mobile phone, and then looked at the monkey huddled in the car.

When the old lady heard this, she opened her eyes excitedly, and the eyeballs protruded outwards: "It is this kind of monkey. This kind of monkey lives on that mountain. Only this kind of monkey can find that kind of tree. It is Jufu."

Bai Feng looked at the Shan Hai Jing on the phone and said that the beast looked like a macaque, had a tail like a leopard, had patterns on its upper limbs, and was famous as a husband.

What kind of fruit: "People who eat the fruit on that tree can make their descendants prosper..." Wang Liu wondered, "Does this kind of fruit really exist?"

"Boss, big boss! I'll take you there, I'll take you there. I know this mountain is either in Qinghai or Kunlun Mountain. I'll definitely find it with Jufu. Please, I want to eat a little, a little, leftovers I'll give you everything, give you everything."

The crazy look of the old lady made everyone feel ridiculous, pitiful, and even more irritating.Just because this little monkey likes to throw peanuts, and when he throws one right, he will say that he is a husband, and he will take him to find that kind of fruit.

Bai Feng saw in the record about this kind of fruit and Jufu that there was a bird in that mountain, which looked like a wild duck, only had one wing and one eye, and it had to be combined with another bird to get it. flight.When this happens, there will be floods in the world.

Wang Liu felt that this kind of bird was very familiar, and he had heard it before.I searched the Internet, but it didn't take much effort, and I found it immediately.

"One wing, one eye, fly together. This kind of bird is called lovebird."

May I be a lovebird in the sky, and Lian Lizhi in the earth.

One bird, two sayings.One represents love and the other represents natural disasters.

If both are true, which one should I listen to.

"Old lady, what you say is legendary, it doesn't count." No. [-] bodyguard advised her, "Look at how dangerous it is for you to come out by yourself."

The old lady was already in a daze, and her eyes were full of looking for fruit: "I only have a grandson left, and my son is also dead. If my grandson is not healthy and intelligent, our family will be ruined by me."

"Children and grandchildren have their own blessings. Your son died in a car accident. You can't blame yourself. You still have a daughter-in-law. Think about your daughter-in-law. Your grandson is still in her stomach. If something happens to you, what do you want her to do?" manage."

"I am also for this family." The old lady was still thinking about Guozi, "If I die, it will be her own child, and she will not treat her child badly, but will she marry again in the future? Who can guarantee that the man will marry me?" What will happen to these two children? If they have children of their own, what will happen to these two children? It’s not like there is no stepfather beating his ex-wife’s children on TV. She also has a daughter, my granddaughter, in case What should I do if I meet a beast? I don’t worry, I really don’t worry! As long as I find this kind of fruit and I eat it, I will feel at ease. As long as my grandson is well, my granddaughter will be well. I can close my eyes even if I die.”

"..."

Bai Feng is about to scratch his head again. The old lady's behavior is ridiculous and crazy, but what she said, can you say it is unreasonable?

"Zhi~zhi~" The little monkey took something in his hand and put it in Xue Zixian's palm.Xue Zixian saw it was a black object the size of a baby's fist.

Everyone was startled and thought at the same time: Is this the fruit that can make the descendants prosper?

Everyone looked at the little monkey's eyes differently.Disrespect and disrespect, it turns out that you are really a husband in the myth.What about your leopard-like tail?What about the patterned upper arm?

The little monkey was trembling, and retreated to the corner again.

Seeing the black fruit in Xue Zixian's hand, the old lady rushed over, grabbed the fruit, and stuffed it into her mouth desperately.Everyone indulged her behavior, even Xue Zixian ignored her.Maybe it's pity, maybe it's because I really don't know what to do.Taking her back, he might come up with some other weird method.If he goes crazy again, the orphans and widows will suffer after returning home.Simply take the fruit that the little monkey took out as a divine fruit.

Everyone saw that the old lady swallowed the fruit, and then showed a wishful smile: "It really is, it is! Hahaha, I will not be afraid in the future, I will not be afraid. My wish has been fulfilled."

"Old lady, take you home?"

"Thank you bosses, thank you."

The old lady didn't make trouble anymore, and sat obediently in the car, and the driver of the black car was sent to the police station.The old lady's daughter-in-law was very anxious when she found out that the old man was not there, and went to the district police station to report the case.When they sent the man back, the woman was crying and cursing.Xue Zixian and Bai Feng thought about the incident in the surveillance where the woman's daughter hit the little monkey with stones.

A woman's scolding cry came from outside: "You are not in good health and still running around, you think you have lived enough."

"I have no cure for this disease. Living a day is a burden. But now I am not afraid of death. I was afraid before, but I am not afraid now."

"Stop talking nonsense, go back quickly."

The old lady has three types of cancer, so it's no wonder that she believes everything she says.

"Their thinking is really wrong, and the method of educating children is not good," Bai Feng said. "If you let your children bully small animals, they will bully other children in the future. There is a reason."

Xue Zixian agrees, but it is rare for a bird to know a lot, but he is not worried about this problem: "Look at us, and then look at them."

Bai Feng squatted on Xue Zixian's shoulders, Xue Zixian was sitting in a car worth nearly ten million, and the two cars behind were bodyguards.In fact, Xue Zixian not only believes in the theory of reincarnation, but he always believes that human virtue and fate are related.At least if you are kind to others and have a kind heart, you will definitely be blessed.This kind of blessing may be used to give back to oneself in different ways, but people should always be kind.Even in the omnipotent market, Xue Zixian has his own bottom line.

"I knew it, I saw the right person." Bai Feng was very proud.

Xue Zixian asked: "So what is the fruit that the little monkey gave her just now?"

"Why are you asking me?"

"I don't believe it can pull out a fruit out of thin air."

Bai Feng's little wings were about to applaud him: "I didn't go looking for it that day. I passed a fig tree on the way. I ate a few that were delicious, so I picked two of them. I thought that if this guy was hungry, It’s dead, it can fill your stomach. Who knows that there is still one left, it’s all black.”

Fresh figs are green, but after a long time they will dry out and turn black.And being held by a monkey for so long is also quite tasty.Fortunately, the old lady can eat it.

Anyway, my own child should be pampered.But how to pet is a science.Some parents never learn it all their lives.In the end, the children tossed themselves, and they still didn't understand why their children were like this.

But if Bai Feng didn't worry about this issue, Xue Zixian wouldn't.

The little monkey was taken to take a bath by several bodyguards. In front of the big and thick bodyguards, the little monkey reached their calves. It was very cowardly.After washing it, Tan He was called to pick it up. When the little monkey saw Tan He, he jumped on him, and it could be regarded as meeting his relatives.

Bai Feng checked again about the bird with one eye and one wing, and found that the bird that caused floods in the world is actually a kind of bird like the lovebird.As for why there will be floods, it is because this lovebird is a divine bird. Once it appears in the world and is seen by humans, humans must pay a corresponding price as punishment.

This is a bit of that.You want to fly out yourself, but you will be punished by people if you see it.

Bai Feng was quite disdainful of this kind of bird.It's completely different from myself, and it's not on the same level as him.

"I'm so beautiful, I never said that anyone who sees me has to poke their eyes."

Xue Zixian was so frightened by his shocking words that he touched his eyes.

"Take some pictures of me, my fans are starving for food."

Xue Zixian was speechless, took pictures of him with no emotion on his face, and Bai Feng picked them up and said, "My God, why do I look so good-looking, I don't know which one to choose!"

"Then upload them all."

"No, I taught you last time, but you still can't remember." Bai Feng gave him an unteachable look, "Forget it, it seems that you can't understand beautiful people like us."

Xue Zixian was taken aback: "Human?"

"No, it's a bird," Bai Feng quickly changed, "It's a bird. I've been with you humans for a long time, and I almost don't remember that I'm a bird. Hey, why am I so pretty? Look at my wings."

Xue Zixian stroked his chin and looked at the stinky Bai Feng in the mirror: "Have you grown up?"

"Have it?"

"Yes. They have grown up so much." Xue Zixian made a comparison, about two centimeters.

Bai Feng was also dumbfounded.He's been this big since a long time ago and hasn't grown any longer.But now he has actually grown. Does that mean that he has grown taller in his humanoid appearance?Look for opportunities to become mass.

"Boss, your mouth has become more and more sweet recently." Bai Feng said, "You used to say that I gained weight."

"That's because you are really fat."

Bai Feng checked Weibo and saw everyone's praises for him. Of course, some people said that he was a psychopath or something under him. In fact, he still regarded him as Xue Zixian.

If you scold me, I will scold you, but you scold the boss.Ban blacklisted reports for 100 years.

No way, there are people behind us.

After Xue Zixian wiped his claws for him, Bai Feng moved his tail hair in front of the mirror: "I hope my tail can be longer, not too long, just a little longer."

"The long tail is pretty." Xue Zixian could imagine how stunning the beautiful Bai Feng was with her long tail.So many concubines in ancient times had a special liking for bird feathers, and used their feathers to make clothes and long skirts.

"Boss, your ancestors painted phoenixes, right?"

"should have."

"You haven't seen it?"

"All the old things are put away, so as not to be put outside." Xue Zixian said.

"When are we going to your house, I want to see."

"Like Phoenix?"

"Who likes it! I just want to see what the phoenix looks like!" Bai Feng turned his head and stared at his own tail in the mirror, "I don't believe it, its tail is really that big."

Still thinking about it!

The author has something to say: Xue Zixian: Mine is quite big too.

Bai Feng: Let me take a look.

Xue Zixian: o(*////▽////*)q

感谢在2020-06-2720:13:13~2020-06-2813:12:36期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angel who threw the landmines: one must be rolled if the cat passes;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!