I want to get an ID card

Li Dayong got out of the building and got into the car, urging the driver to drive.When the building behind him was out of sight, he leaned on the back of the chair completely exhausted, sweating all over his head, making him appear to be in a state of distress.

He took out his phone and called someone, who answered quickly.

"It didn't work out, it was messed up. It wasn't by people, it was by a bird... Oh, that bird Xue Zixian... I didn't, I wasn't, it was his bird, the orange one, now It's quite popular on the Internet, yes... that bird is so fierce. Xue always believed me at first, but the bird rushed in... Yes, it broke the glass through the window... I didn't drink too much, I just came out of the building! No... Boss Yu Xue also wanted it at first, really, really, but the bird... yes, it was the bird, pecked open the box... I took half of it The fish came out, and if I don’t come out again, I’m afraid that the bird will eat me. Really, it’s terrible! You believe me. What should I do now, will they find anything? I think the bird is quite evil... Hey? Hey! Cao! Pretend to be a wolf with a big tail, if you have the ability, go find that Xue by yourself!"

The person opposite hung up the phone, and Li Dayong became anxious.Afterwards, he showed fierce eyes: "You have to kill that bird."

The driver who drove the car didn't quite understand why he wanted to kill a bird?The bird provokes whoever it is.

Boom!

An orange bird stood on the windshield of the car, and the car braked to a sudden stop.Li Dayong rubbed the bridge of his nose that was hit, and scolded the driver for not knowing how to drive.When he saw the bird in front of the car, he trembled.

Bai Feng pointed at Li Dayong with one of his wings, and with a snap of his bird's claws, the windshield of the car was shattered, and the whole windshield was hanging on the front frame so that it could not fall off.The driver opened his mouth and dared not make a sound, thinking that his eyes were broken.Li Dayong was leaning on the back seat. He was so frightened that he wanted to pee his pants just now when he was pointed by the bird's wing.

Bai Feng didn't linger, he just wanted to teach Li Dayong a lesson, deter him, and make him not think about harming his boss.Seeing that the man was frightened, he turned around and flew away.

Li Dayong's legs were soft like noodles, and his body seemed to be paralyzed. His lips kept shaking, and he trembled for a long time before saying: "You can't stay, this bird can't stay, it's evil, you have to kill it."

Xue Zixian has been waiting in the car for Bai Feng to come back, knowing that Bai Feng will not find him, but he is very worried.Bai Feng drew a beautiful arc in mid-air, and returned to Xue Zixian's arms as if showing off his skills.

"Am I pretty?" he asked.

There was only Wang Liu in the car, and Wang Liu hadn't gotten used to Bai Feng's talking until now, and looked back from time to time.Xue Zixian nodded at Bai Feng's small mouth: "It's pretty."

"Then I'm not very strong, that person was so scared that he peed his pants!"

Xue Zixian was extremely disgusted: "Don't go there next time. What if it gets dirty by accident?"

"..." Bai Feng imagined that scene...just imagining, he still felt dirty.

Animals rely on urine to divide their territory, and humans are also animals.Being stained with other men's urine... It's okay, it's just that I'm dirty.

I can't bear to part with my own hair, and it hurts to pluck out the heavy hair.

Xue Zixian saw that Bai Feng was really serious, and immediately stroked his smooth feathers: "Just kidding, don't think about it."

"But I'm not happy."

"See the balance on your card?"

"I'm alive again."

Xue Zixian laughed.Things that can be solved with money are not things, Xiaobai, it's easy to coax.

Xue Zixian received a call on the way, hung up the phone and started looking at his phone, a girl on Weibo reposted the blog about looking for a handsome man in orange clothes, and replied that she had seen this handsome boy before.

And this comment became popular, and netizens also forwarded it one after another.

The girl who commented was none other than the girl named Luo Xiaoli that Bai Feng rescued one night.In the comments, the girl said that she was robbed in the middle of the night, but was saved by a boy.She was sure that he was what everyone was looking for, the beautiful man holding the chocolate.

----No picture, no truth, I will say this kind of thing.

----I think it's true. After reading the girl's Weibo, there is an article about her being robbed and rescued [screenshot]

---- so lucky?Fortunately, the young lady met this good-looking little brother, otherwise I wouldn't dare to think about it!

----Is it too coincidental?

----If it is not for marketing, I will eat two catties of chili live.No, three catties!

---- Can the comment area be less sensitive?Why can't the little brother really save the little sister?I want to believe it's true.After all, such a good-looking little brother, we are at a loss if he doesn't debut.

Xue Zixian asked Bai Feng: "Your friend, have you ever saved a girl?"

Bai Feng nestled in his arms and followed him to browse Weibo. Whatever he read, Bai Feng read.Hearing him ask this question, I can only nod: "Saved."

"Would you like me to prove it for him?"

"No need." Bai Feng puffed out his chest, "The police station can prove that he was looking at the police car that the two thieves got into."

Xue Zixian wondered: How did he know so clearly?

Then it was very delicious: before he met me, there were people who had a good time with him.

When he looked at Bai Feng again, he felt a little emotional.

"Look at what the girl said, it was late at night."

Bai Feng looked at him: "There's nothing wrong with it, but it's not too deep, and it's not even 11 o'clock."

Xue Zixian became more sour: "You remember so clearly? Do you even remember the time?"

Bai Feng said in his heart: that must be, that person is me.

It was so uncomfortable, as if I was looking for a tree hole.

"Do you remember when you met me?" Xue Zixian asked while looking at the phone.

When Bai Feng heard this question, what was the first thing that popped into his little head? ? , and then..., finally, he raised his head, thought hard, and answered with wings raised: "It's a sunny day."

"..." Xue Zixian became emotional.

The author has something to say: Xue Zixian: When I feel emotional, I want to masturbate.

Bai Feng: Brush your own hair.

Xue Zixian: How can I have hair?

Bai Feng: Bird feathers...

Hahahaha I'm dirty

感谢在2020-06-1211:56:45~2020-06-1313:25:13期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angel who threw the landmines: one must be rolled if the cat passes;

Thanks to the little angel of irrigation nutrient solution: 1 bottle of Nanxi;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!