Do you have a scholarly tyranny?
Chapter 9 Drunkenness
Near midnight, the girls all went home, and the boys were left to drink.Most people just want to get Xi Hu drunk, but this birthday star is really good at drinking. A case of draft beer is almost finished, Xi Hu is still blushing and heart-beating, and there are enough soda cans in hand to form a pyramid.
But he also said brazenly: "You want to cheat me? I can drink two catties in junior high school, white!"
The big head didn't go to junior high school with him, so he obviously didn't believe it: "Two catties? Is it still white? You're drinking plain water, right?"
"Water, you big-headed ghost! Go on!" Xi Hu threw a can at him, "I can't kill you!"
Then the two drank again.
But some people were not so lucky——Tan Siming said he didn't know how to drink, and before he could shirk a few words, Xi Hu stuffed a can.
Xi Hu: "Can't drink and learn? Stop talking nonsense! After drinking my wine, you will be mine from now on!"
Tan Siming: "..."
Li Tian smiled: "..."
Listen to this, is it something a sober person would say?Let's pretend!Not over the top.
Looking around, fortunately, Xi Hu usually speaks to two extremes, either a peacock or a fighting cock, no one thinks about it.It may also be that everyone is almost drunk, and it takes a little brains to think about it.Li Tianxiao shook his head, and was about to tell Tan Siming to ignore you, when he barked, Tan Siming opened the pull ring.
Tan Siming: "I drink."
After being dumbfounded, Li Tianxiao excused himself to go to the bathroom, left the private room like the demon cave, and went out.In April, the cold wind blowing outside the KTV made people sober up a lot.
When he came back, he found that Xi Hu was alone in the private room, and there was another person in Xi Hu's arms.
The sofa was no longer warm, and it was obvious that everyone had been walking for a long time.Seeing him sit down, Xi Hu looked surprised: "Are you still there?"
"Are you sober?" Li Tian asked with a smile, "What happened to him?"
Xi Hu looked down: "Hehe, I'm drunk."
It's not just drunk, it's not clear.Tan Siming got drunk, his glasses were tilted to one side, and his whole body was dyed red from his neck to his forehead, showing his charm against the backdrop of his snow-white skin.The whole person was still curled up in a ball in Xi Hu's arms, holding Xi Hu's waist with both hands desperately, muttering something in his mouth.
Li Tianxiao couldn't hear clearly, but Xi Hu was so close that he could hear him too clearly.
Tan Siming kept reading only two sentences.
The first sentence is: "Xi Hu, do you like me?..."
Another sentence is: "It's so itchy...help me, I'm so uncomfortable, it's so itchy..."
After Tan Siming was drunk by Xi Hu, Xi Hu was about to observe and see what it was like to be drunk for the first time before, when he was provoked by the big head again. When Tan Siming sat quietly, neither sleeping nor drunk, he noticed that he was looking over, so he also stared at him, muttering something, his mouth opened and closed, and his lips fluttered up and down.
Although my tablemate can't be called aloof, he definitely doesn't belong to the type who looks very close. If it weren't for that confession, Xi Hu would not have thought that this person had a crush on him before.This harmless appearance of humans and animals is a bit new.
Leaning over: "What did you say?"
Then he heard it.
Tan Siming tossed and turned, and the more he murmured at the end of the reading, his voice became a little frivolous.Originally, his deskmate had a nice voice, and his promotion in the school song competition proved that, just listening to people humming, Xi Hu even made up a series of film titles in his brain, and coupled with such heart-wrenching lines, it would be no worse to be confessed a second time. This is even more frightening, Xi Hujiu is half awake.
Fortunately, everyone else was too drunk to pay attention to them...
So don't blame him for driving everyone away, if other people hear it... this group of people with excess hormones, like him, have read a lot of books and read countless films, and they will be ghosts if they don't think in strange directions.
Later, when Tan Siming felt as if his bones had been pulled out, and he hugged him and didn't let go, Xi Hu felt that he was so goddamn prescient and so damn witty that he didn't even use the two words at once. Not enough to describe.
"Drunk?" Li Tianxiao repeated, "Is he drunk? What about you, are you sober?"
Xi Hu heard that there was something in the words, and was taken aback for a moment: "Of course I'm not drunk."
The annoying thing is that this person likes to pretend to be stupid, and if he wants to talk about something carefully, he can still be beaten for thinking too much.Li Tianxiao said slowly: "Don't try to fool me, others don't know, I don't know you yet?"
Li Tianxiao stood up, and without warning, kicked the soda can on the ground.
"Last time, the school girl who gave you chocolates on Valentine's Day, remember? She threw herself into your arms like crazy, how pitiful you are, and let her hit the wall when you dodge? Or should I be with you?" Sent to the hospital. Let’s talk about men. Damn, whenever you play A/Lu/Ba, don’t you just play if you say you want to play, leave if you say you don’t want to play, and beat anyone who forces you? The last one tonight A big adventure, and now, you tell me, if you don't want to, who else can take advantage of you?"
Xi Hu sometimes feels that a big reason why he and Li Tianxiao can play together is that they are quite alike—even when they really get angry, it’s the same that they don’t use their hands but their mouths. In one sentence, people can't take it.
A moment of silence.
Xi Hu: "Who I love to take advantage of is hindering you? Why are you making such a big fuss?"
Li Tian smiled: "..."
"There's something wrong with me! I fell in love with him!" He yelled on the ground again, unable to think of any adjectives that could include all of Tan Siming's characteristics, Li Tianxiao held back for a while, and met Xi Hu's surprised eyes, Casually referring to it, "I like this one!"
His face was already a little stiff from the wind, and it was about to burst.
"Isn't it?" Xi Hu looked very angry when he saw that he was about to step out the door, and asked, "How many times have you seen him?"
Li Tianxiao almost wanted to stop and fight him: "Is love at first sight okay?"
After speaking, Li Tian smiled and left without looking back.
……
Could it be that spring is here, and the boy's heart can't help being released?
Another sudden same-sex confession, although not to him.With an experience, Xi Hu was not frightened. He looked at the door of the private room, wondering when Li Tianxiao bent over, but he didn't notice it. Soon, he was distracted.
Tan Siming: "Xi Hu, don't look at other people..."
Xi Hu: "..."
He asked Tian Tian about Tan Siming. Tian Tian didn't know much about it, but he said that the topics discussed in the aircraft carrier class were all others begging for hugs, and Tan Siming did not seek others.Tan Siming was indeed like this. Even after confessing to him, he didn't react like ordinary people after being known about his mind. He didn't tweak or show any further favors. Instead, he seemed to be waiting for him to think it over.
It felt like Tan Siming was waiting for Xi Hu to take the initiative to deliver it to his door.
If he can still see Tan Siming like this in his life, it is probably because Tan Siming is drunk.Xi Hu coaxed: "Okay, okay, look at you."
Tan Siming rubbed again: "I'm so itchy and uncomfortable...help me..."
Xi Hu: "..."
Tan Siming's call rang at the right time, and Xi Hu hurriedly took out the PHS from his school uniform pocket.
Caller ID: Mom.
Xi Hu still answered: "Hi, hello."
"Where are you? Didn't you say yes, come back before twelve o'clock?" Tan's mother knew she was a little anxious when she heard the voice, so she blurted out, "Aren't you Xiao Ming?"
It turned out that Tan Siming had agreed with his family to go back at a time, which was his style.
"I'm Xi Hu, Tan Siming's classmate. Tan Siming drank some wine," Tan's mother was so shocked that she didn't speak, Xi Hu touched a pen from Tan Siming's schoolbag, "Auntie, don't worry , I will send him back immediately, can you report the address?"
After writing the address in the palm of his hand, he hung up the phone.Xi Hu helped Tan Siming up, and patted again: "Wake up? You're home."
Tan Siming still didn't wake up, his head still seemed to be under gravity, and he kept leaning on Xi Hu. Xi Hu dialed it several times but couldn't help it. Finally, he simply held Tan Siming's schoolbag in one hand and held it in the other. Picking up the person, letting Tan Siming lie on his shoulders, he went out to stop the taxi like Siamese twins.
Fortunately, he seemed to understand that he was going home. Along the way, Tan Siming didn't say anything that made people think, but quietly, and only when he got closer could he hear the slight snoring.
Tan Siming fell asleep.
The author has something to say:
Writing this chapter is a bit painful, Huzi is completely out of my control... Finally decided to let him go... Poor classmate Xiaoxiao who was given dog food by me as a gunman.
But he also said brazenly: "You want to cheat me? I can drink two catties in junior high school, white!"
The big head didn't go to junior high school with him, so he obviously didn't believe it: "Two catties? Is it still white? You're drinking plain water, right?"
"Water, you big-headed ghost! Go on!" Xi Hu threw a can at him, "I can't kill you!"
Then the two drank again.
But some people were not so lucky——Tan Siming said he didn't know how to drink, and before he could shirk a few words, Xi Hu stuffed a can.
Xi Hu: "Can't drink and learn? Stop talking nonsense! After drinking my wine, you will be mine from now on!"
Tan Siming: "..."
Li Tian smiled: "..."
Listen to this, is it something a sober person would say?Let's pretend!Not over the top.
Looking around, fortunately, Xi Hu usually speaks to two extremes, either a peacock or a fighting cock, no one thinks about it.It may also be that everyone is almost drunk, and it takes a little brains to think about it.Li Tianxiao shook his head, and was about to tell Tan Siming to ignore you, when he barked, Tan Siming opened the pull ring.
Tan Siming: "I drink."
After being dumbfounded, Li Tianxiao excused himself to go to the bathroom, left the private room like the demon cave, and went out.In April, the cold wind blowing outside the KTV made people sober up a lot.
When he came back, he found that Xi Hu was alone in the private room, and there was another person in Xi Hu's arms.
The sofa was no longer warm, and it was obvious that everyone had been walking for a long time.Seeing him sit down, Xi Hu looked surprised: "Are you still there?"
"Are you sober?" Li Tian asked with a smile, "What happened to him?"
Xi Hu looked down: "Hehe, I'm drunk."
It's not just drunk, it's not clear.Tan Siming got drunk, his glasses were tilted to one side, and his whole body was dyed red from his neck to his forehead, showing his charm against the backdrop of his snow-white skin.The whole person was still curled up in a ball in Xi Hu's arms, holding Xi Hu's waist with both hands desperately, muttering something in his mouth.
Li Tianxiao couldn't hear clearly, but Xi Hu was so close that he could hear him too clearly.
Tan Siming kept reading only two sentences.
The first sentence is: "Xi Hu, do you like me?..."
Another sentence is: "It's so itchy...help me, I'm so uncomfortable, it's so itchy..."
After Tan Siming was drunk by Xi Hu, Xi Hu was about to observe and see what it was like to be drunk for the first time before, when he was provoked by the big head again. When Tan Siming sat quietly, neither sleeping nor drunk, he noticed that he was looking over, so he also stared at him, muttering something, his mouth opened and closed, and his lips fluttered up and down.
Although my tablemate can't be called aloof, he definitely doesn't belong to the type who looks very close. If it weren't for that confession, Xi Hu would not have thought that this person had a crush on him before.This harmless appearance of humans and animals is a bit new.
Leaning over: "What did you say?"
Then he heard it.
Tan Siming tossed and turned, and the more he murmured at the end of the reading, his voice became a little frivolous.Originally, his deskmate had a nice voice, and his promotion in the school song competition proved that, just listening to people humming, Xi Hu even made up a series of film titles in his brain, and coupled with such heart-wrenching lines, it would be no worse to be confessed a second time. This is even more frightening, Xi Hujiu is half awake.
Fortunately, everyone else was too drunk to pay attention to them...
So don't blame him for driving everyone away, if other people hear it... this group of people with excess hormones, like him, have read a lot of books and read countless films, and they will be ghosts if they don't think in strange directions.
Later, when Tan Siming felt as if his bones had been pulled out, and he hugged him and didn't let go, Xi Hu felt that he was so goddamn prescient and so damn witty that he didn't even use the two words at once. Not enough to describe.
"Drunk?" Li Tianxiao repeated, "Is he drunk? What about you, are you sober?"
Xi Hu heard that there was something in the words, and was taken aback for a moment: "Of course I'm not drunk."
The annoying thing is that this person likes to pretend to be stupid, and if he wants to talk about something carefully, he can still be beaten for thinking too much.Li Tianxiao said slowly: "Don't try to fool me, others don't know, I don't know you yet?"
Li Tianxiao stood up, and without warning, kicked the soda can on the ground.
"Last time, the school girl who gave you chocolates on Valentine's Day, remember? She threw herself into your arms like crazy, how pitiful you are, and let her hit the wall when you dodge? Or should I be with you?" Sent to the hospital. Let’s talk about men. Damn, whenever you play A/Lu/Ba, don’t you just play if you say you want to play, leave if you say you don’t want to play, and beat anyone who forces you? The last one tonight A big adventure, and now, you tell me, if you don't want to, who else can take advantage of you?"
Xi Hu sometimes feels that a big reason why he and Li Tianxiao can play together is that they are quite alike—even when they really get angry, it’s the same that they don’t use their hands but their mouths. In one sentence, people can't take it.
A moment of silence.
Xi Hu: "Who I love to take advantage of is hindering you? Why are you making such a big fuss?"
Li Tian smiled: "..."
"There's something wrong with me! I fell in love with him!" He yelled on the ground again, unable to think of any adjectives that could include all of Tan Siming's characteristics, Li Tianxiao held back for a while, and met Xi Hu's surprised eyes, Casually referring to it, "I like this one!"
His face was already a little stiff from the wind, and it was about to burst.
"Isn't it?" Xi Hu looked very angry when he saw that he was about to step out the door, and asked, "How many times have you seen him?"
Li Tianxiao almost wanted to stop and fight him: "Is love at first sight okay?"
After speaking, Li Tian smiled and left without looking back.
……
Could it be that spring is here, and the boy's heart can't help being released?
Another sudden same-sex confession, although not to him.With an experience, Xi Hu was not frightened. He looked at the door of the private room, wondering when Li Tianxiao bent over, but he didn't notice it. Soon, he was distracted.
Tan Siming: "Xi Hu, don't look at other people..."
Xi Hu: "..."
He asked Tian Tian about Tan Siming. Tian Tian didn't know much about it, but he said that the topics discussed in the aircraft carrier class were all others begging for hugs, and Tan Siming did not seek others.Tan Siming was indeed like this. Even after confessing to him, he didn't react like ordinary people after being known about his mind. He didn't tweak or show any further favors. Instead, he seemed to be waiting for him to think it over.
It felt like Tan Siming was waiting for Xi Hu to take the initiative to deliver it to his door.
If he can still see Tan Siming like this in his life, it is probably because Tan Siming is drunk.Xi Hu coaxed: "Okay, okay, look at you."
Tan Siming rubbed again: "I'm so itchy and uncomfortable...help me..."
Xi Hu: "..."
Tan Siming's call rang at the right time, and Xi Hu hurriedly took out the PHS from his school uniform pocket.
Caller ID: Mom.
Xi Hu still answered: "Hi, hello."
"Where are you? Didn't you say yes, come back before twelve o'clock?" Tan's mother knew she was a little anxious when she heard the voice, so she blurted out, "Aren't you Xiao Ming?"
It turned out that Tan Siming had agreed with his family to go back at a time, which was his style.
"I'm Xi Hu, Tan Siming's classmate. Tan Siming drank some wine," Tan's mother was so shocked that she didn't speak, Xi Hu touched a pen from Tan Siming's schoolbag, "Auntie, don't worry , I will send him back immediately, can you report the address?"
After writing the address in the palm of his hand, he hung up the phone.Xi Hu helped Tan Siming up, and patted again: "Wake up? You're home."
Tan Siming still didn't wake up, his head still seemed to be under gravity, and he kept leaning on Xi Hu. Xi Hu dialed it several times but couldn't help it. Finally, he simply held Tan Siming's schoolbag in one hand and held it in the other. Picking up the person, letting Tan Siming lie on his shoulders, he went out to stop the taxi like Siamese twins.
Fortunately, he seemed to understand that he was going home. Along the way, Tan Siming didn't say anything that made people think, but quietly, and only when he got closer could he hear the slight snoring.
Tan Siming fell asleep.
The author has something to say:
Writing this chapter is a bit painful, Huzi is completely out of my control... Finally decided to let him go... Poor classmate Xiaoxiao who was given dog food by me as a gunman.
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