Do you have a scholarly tyranny?

【One】

On the first day of registration as a freshman at Huada University, I also got a new mobile phone.In the past few years, the popularity of WeChat has been extremely fast, and I am now exploring its functions.

I added some new and old classmates, but they are all blocked, and only one person can see my circle of friends.

All my privacy is precious.

April 9

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Don't treat people as sick cats:

I'm so touched, come and give me a kiss!

Tan Siming:

@Don't think of people as sick cats: MUA.

【two】

The smell of my roommate’s baked bread slipped into the bathroom from the outside through the crack of the door. After washing my hair, I realized this fact belatedly, and felt ashamed for a second when I thought it was because of my hair.

April 9

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Don't treat people as sick cats:

Hahahaha obviously you are shameless!

Tan Siming:

@别当人是病猫猫: I learned it all from you.

【three】

Today is full, and the coming-of-age gift I received was reasonable, but the person who gave it was unexpected: my dad gave me a box of condoms, and my mother gave me an airplane cup... I suspect they are discussing OK

April 10

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Don't treat people as sick cats:

Thinking about the lubricant you gave me, my heart is not fluctuating... Father-in-law and mother-in-law are indeed a family...

Don't treat people as sick cats:

Have you tried the voice recorder I sent you?Is it easy to use?I have thought about it for a long time and chose it, which is in line with your academic atmosphere!

Tan Siming:

@别当人是病猫猫: Well, if there is no dirtytalk of yours in it.

Don't treat people as sick cats:

What are you talking about? People can’t read English [shy]

[Four]

I just met yesterday, and I miss you again after we parted.

April 10

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Don't treat people as sick cats:

me too

Tan Siming:

@别比人是病猫猫: Don’t cry, be good, be smooth.

【Fives】

Sex is not a selfish lust, but a noble friendship in which the flesh also participates. —Romain Rolland, John Christopher

April 10

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Don't treat people as sick cats:

Obviously I want to fuck you QAQ

Tan Siming:

@别比人是病猫猫: My flight is at ten o’clock in the morning on Saturday.

【six】

The college roommate relationship is really not very friendly as I expected, and each thinks the other is an idiot.

April 11

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Don't treat people as sick cats:

Humo, experience tells you, three points for meeting people... Forget it, I won’t say it =x=

Tan Siming:

@别当人是病猫猫: They want to pull me out for a Singles Day fellowship.

Don't treat people as sick cats:

...! ! !I can't forget it, I will fly over to fight now! !

【Seven】

Feeling cheated emotionally.

April 12

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Don't treat people as sick cats:

……who is it! !Who hurt us obviously! !

Tan Siming:

@别想人是病猫猫: The sentence "Such elections are beyond the scope of this chapter" in the book.

Don't treat people as sick cats:

...feeling cheated of feelings orz

【Eight】

Huada is terrible, I want to go back to Yuanda

April 12

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Don't treat people as sick cats:

……what's the situation? ?Where are you?I will pick you up?

Don't treat people as sick cats:

Obviously you answer me! !

Tan Siming:

@别比人是病猫: I’m just lamenting that the signal in the library is poor, and I can’t connect to the campus network when looking for literature.

Don't treat people as sick cats:

Hahahaha do you want to come over?All the wifi in Lushan is contracted by you!

【nine】

I make dumplings at home with my mother.Suddenly remembered that the third year of high school was at your house, and the power went out.

You held me in your arms and asked me if I was afraid, and I said no.

April 2

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Don't treat people as sick cats:

...how can I not remember?

Tan Siming:

@别想人是病猫猫: It was the first time I used props that day.

Don't treat people as sick cats:

Oh oh oh oh I remembered! !

Don't treat people as sick cats:

Hey hey hey, Happy Chinese New Year =w=

Tan Siming:

@别当人是病猫: Happy Chinese New Year.

【ten】

It was 16 degrees the day before yesterday, 8 degrees yesterday, and 0 degrees today. According to the law of decreasing, will it be minus eight degrees tomorrow?

April 2

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Don't treat people as sick cats:

Remember to add clothes, don't catch a cold...

【eleven】

Caught a cold.

April 3

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Don't treat people as sick cats:

Tell you not to wear long johns! !

Don't treat people as sick cats:

Drink plenty of hot water! !

Tan Siming:

@别比人是病猫: …Baby, no matter how cute you are, I will be reluctant to get better.

Don't treat people as sick cats:

you dare! !

【twelve】

Mr. Xi seems to be a character who came out of the domineering president's novel.Although, he didn't ask me how much money I need to leave his son, but he likes to forward their company's official account articles to me——

"Boss Junfeng said: "These six kinds of college students can't get a high salary after graduation""

"The boss speaks, who dare not listen!The boss is in a meeting, no one dares to sleep! "

"It is said that those who understood his words eventually became billionaires..."

……

Money can't buy the love of our baby, but poor and lowly couples are sad, so I had to smile evilly and read all those links seriously.

April 3

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Don't treat people as sick cats:

……

Don't treat people as sick cats:

Wait, when did you add him on WeChat?I have neither!

Tan Siming:

@别比人是病猫: You are probably the so-called, you say no, but you are very honest in your heart.

Don't treat people as sick cats:

...I think it's because you read too many domineering president's articles!

Don't treat people as sick cats:

Obviously you have changed! !Sure enough, when a man goes out, he becomes bad! !

Tan Siming:

@别比人是病猫: Are you still satisfied with what you see, you annoying little goblin?

Don't treat people as sick cats:

Don't challenge my bottom line! !What should I do with you!cry! !

Tan Siming:

@Don’t be a sick cat: …I won’t play with you anymore, the counselor has something to do with me.

Don't treat people as sick cats:

Waving... I'm going to read a book too QAQ

【Thirteen】

I heard a bit of a rumor today that I see people with my nostrils, and I think that's pure slander - I haven't seen that person with my nostrils either.

It is called contempt if there is no contempt in every detail, every breath and every pore.

April 3

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Don't treat people as sick cats:

...My God, although I can't understand what you are talking about, but you are so indifferent and I like it (cover your heart)

Tan Siming:

@别仰人是病猫猫: Hello, fanboy.

【fourteen】

Every time I study in the library and a beautiful woman sits across from me, I will take a deep breath.

April 3

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Don't treat people as sick cats:

You should refuse the temptation for me! !I am jealous! !

Tan Siming:

@别比人是病猫: Fool, I was smoked by the smell of their perfume.

【fifteen】

baby I love you.Happy birthday.

April 4

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Don't treat people as sick cats:

I love you too……

Don't treat people as sick cats:

By the way, what about gifts! !What a surprise to give me! !

Don't treat people as sick cats:

You won't be too busy to forget...QAQ

Tan Siming:

@Don’t be a sick cat: still on the way

Don't treat people as sick cats:

Courier? !

Don't treat people as sick cats:

What is it! !

Tan Siming:

@Don't be a sick cat: Me.

The author has something to say:

At this point, this article is all over.

Although I thought about writing a lot of separate episodes before, such as Xiaoxiao and Lele, Datou and Xiao Xiao, as well as Tian Tian, ​​the two brothers of the Xi family, and Tan Siming’s parents, I wanted to write too much. White is better.

But still one couldn't hold back, and wrote it with itchy hands...and gave the only episode to the two protagonists... (Actually, the two parties coerced me!

Thank you again for watching to the end~