Do you have a scholarly tyranny?

To be honest, Xi Hu felt that he could memorize his ideas well enough. Wang Qingping talked about his homework for two days, one day last week, one day yesterday, and today was about to end, so he was called out again.

Fortunately, he was born with two mouths that were not in vain. They closed up and down, and couldn't help bragging.

Trying to put on a thirst for knowledge and preemptive strikes, Xi Hu asked Wang Qingping: "Mr. Wang, the protagonist of this article is a combination of subject and object, and the relationship is sometimes sad and sometimes happy?"

Wang Qingping's years of experience in subjugating demons was not in vain, he glanced at the young boy vigilantly, but said nothing.

Seeing that he didn't fall for the trap, Xi Hu had no choice but to make up the words: "A person has two independent spiritual personalities at the same time, and seeing a scene can be both sad and happy... At least it means that his mind is disturbed, and at worst it means that he is still a little depressed."

While talking and thinking, he singled out the only few sentences he remembered from the whole article, Xi Hu slowly pretended to be coercive: "From 'the breeze is coming, the waves are calm', to 'the wine is facing the river, and the poems are written horizontally' , and then to "Only the breeze on the river, and the bright moon in the mountains", to put it nicely, it's a stream of consciousness, but to put it badly, didn't he just write what he saw and thought of?"

The whole class paid attention to him tacitly.

Sword-browed, star-eyed, upright and awe-inspiring, what doesn't match Xi Hu's top ranking in the school's appearance is his famous wildness in his bones.

No matter how wild he is, there is no doubt that he is also a wild school grass.

Wang Qingping saw that he was talking more and more vigorously, making unreasonable things, and seeing that other students in the class were all holding back their laughter, he couldn't help venting his anger: "Tan Siming, tell him!"

Tan Siming stood up: ""Red Cliff Fu" is written according to the double structure."

Wang Qingping's complexion was changing from cloudy to sunny, just listening to people's words.

"That's just the standard answer.

What Xi Hu said just now seems to be very far behind, but I thought about it, maybe it is indeed that future generations have over-reading comprehension.Otherwise, according to such strict rules, why there are three characters for "Jiang" and three characters for "Ren" in "Nian Nujiao Goes East"?Words cannot be repeated in a sentence. "

Finally, the conclusion statement: "Personally, I think that for a great talent like Mr. Su Shi, if he writes with divine help, it is also reasonable to say that he writes randomly and casually. Compared with being cautious and meticulous, it may not be more in line with his free and unrestrained character."

Shi Shiran finished speaking.Xi Hu was overjoyed and winked at Tan Siming.

Wang Qingping: "..."

Seeing that Wang Qingping was choked to the point where he was probably still organizing his words, the whole class almost couldn't help singing "The Turned Serf Sing"!

Of course, Wang Qingping thought that the bullshit they were talking about didn't make sense. He didn't say anything because he was bluffed, but because he suddenly saw that Tan Siming was in a mess together, and he was a little dazed.

With a big wave of his hand, he motioned for everyone to sit down: "It's very thoughtful—but the answer is the answer. It's better to read too much, and not bring the level of other writers to the same level as yours!"

Seeing that Wang Qingping gave him the four-character steps stingily, Xi Hu immediately rolled on the spot—although the steps should be for Tan Siming—rolled to the bottom, got up obediently, and rushed to Wang Qingping. Ingratiatingly said: "You are right, my composition is called scribbling. Take ten thousand steps back, Mr. Su Shi even writes scribbles, can it be called scribbles? That is a well-conceived idea!"

The two eyebrows, which were so sparse that they were about to melt into the skin color, furrowed, and Wang Qingping rolled his eyes again.Worries about the progress of the teaching prevailed, and finally did not break out.

In the following whole class, Wang Qingping finished his winter vacation homework and arranged for them to preview freely. Xi Hu saw that his expression was always from cloudy to sandstorm before, and it never turned sunny again... It seems that this is a bit over the top. up.

After this battle, Xi Hu originally planned to catch up on sleep in class, but now he is full of energy and has a new goal.

He never thought that Tan Siming would speak for him in class, and while he was thinking, he formally looked at Tan Siming—before, he was unilaterally indulging in the past and thinking about the future, and he didn't take a few glances at the master.

Tan Siming wears a pair of academic glasses. When he lowers his head, his eyelashes poke out of the frame.There are a few short bangs brushed down on the forehead, and the pure black hair makes the face even whiter. Xi Hu has no doubt that even if he takes a photo with a purebred white man, Tan Siming will probably be able to stand in the crowd reflective.

Xi Hu looked at it, and felt that this person had a very good character, and the more he looked at it, the more pleasing to the eye.

He set up his newly-collared Chinese textbook and pretended to read it seriously, but in fact his elbow was already a foot away. He poked his new deskmate and said with deep concern, "Hey, I can't tell, you are so happy help?"

Tan Siming thought that I am not willing to help others, I am just willing to help you.He glanced at Xi Hu, said nothing, and continued to correct the winter vacation exercises.

Xi Hu is not discouraged, Tan Siming is the representative of the English class, copying his homework must be reliable.The small eyes stared shamelessly: "Since you are willing to help others, why don't you be a good person to help to the end and send the Buddha to the West... Can you lend me your English book, Xueba?"

Unexpectedly, the face of the person next to him darkened: "Xi Hu, did you do it on purpose?"

Isn't it obvious that copying homework is intentional or unintentional?Xi Hu continued: "Yes, I did it on purpose."

Tan Siming completely ignored him now, no matter what Xi Hu said, he was the last one to read.

He turned his face at the same table faster than turning the pages of a book, Xi Hu was forced to think whether his behavior of asking for plagiarism had offended others, or he was in a bad mood and hit the gun.His tangled state didn't last long, and was soon interrupted by the bell for the end of get out of class and a tiger pounce from behind.

Once the big head's head is hit directly, it is like a shock wave, and even his body is a little bit overwhelmed.

Xi Hu: "Big head, I love you."

Big head: "Brother Hu, you're cheating on me again."

Tan Siming: "..."

The melon-eating crowd from behind: "I really didn't laugh."

Xi Hu: "The day is over, let's kneel down."

As he spoke, he stuffed the document Tian Tian gave him.

The big head took over the competition plan and asked Xi Hu: "I almost forgot, the audition for the school song competition will be held in mid-March, are you going?"

Xi Hu: "Isn't this a matter for your student union?"

Big head: "Yes, we hope you can be there that day."

Xi Hu was puzzled: "I just met Tian Tian before class, why didn't she tell me?"

Big head: "Girls, shy."

Xi Huyao thought about Tian Tian's shy look for a while... After a chill, he cleared his throat: "Tell the truth."

Big head: "Well, it's actually my sponsorship..."

With a [-]-point narcissism about himself, Xi Hu easily understood: "The sponsor requires the number of people present?"

The big head nodded hurriedly: "Exactly!"

Xi Hu looked at him in embarrassment: "It's really Chi Guoguo's use of the relationship."

Datou held Xi Hu's hands, howled and sang, and said, "You are the most beautiful in my heart! If you help me this time, I will give you a day every day!"

Everyone: "..."

For the sake of money, chastity is treated as dung, and there is a living example in front of him, Xi Hu is speechless: "Fuck, think about the consequences of helping you, what should I do if I don't want to go at all."

The big head was on the verge of crying: "Don't worry, the sponsorship money will go to me, the two of us will be three and you seven?"

Xi Hu: "Am I such an open-eyed person?!...[-]/[-], otherwise we won't talk about it!"

Everyone: "..."

Xu Yanran, the table behind Xi Hu, interjected, "When will the registration deadline for your competition be?"

Hearing this, Datou immediately put on an official face: "I just posted the poster today, and there will be a second announcement in two days, and the deadline will be next weekend."

He wrung his fingers and counted: "After the audition, there will be about [-] semi-finalists."

Xi Hu had a look of disbelief: "Could it be that there will be [-] more people who will sign up?"

"...The school song competition is a tradition in our school. It is written in the resume. Those who go abroad and those who have to participate in self-enrollment are all specialties." The big head has lost his temper, "You are not interested, and I didn't force you to participate. I just asked you to come to bring down the popularity of the scene, so why don't you come?"

Xi Hu saw that he was very humble, and that he really had a headache about the sponsorship, so he agreed in his heart: "I will go when you are sure that [-] people have signed up."

There must be more than half a hundred people who signed up for the audition, this requirement is simply not a problem.Datou said happily: "It's a deal! The one who repents is the one who was raped!"

Everyone: "..."

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This article is based on our high school, so it is called Yuanxing High School 2333

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