Jiang Xiaoshu: "..."

"Deceive masters and destroy ancestors! Be ungrateful! Repay your kindness with revenge! Betrayal! Thousands of piercing hearts! Destroy all spirits and souls!" Jiang Xiaoshu roared: "Is this a human thing?"

The eardrums of the system vibrated so painfully that he could only cover his ears and shrunk his head and said: [Sorry, that's right, Ning Wuwu really was a bit of a jerk in the last life. ]

[This is not a bastard, this is death, death! ] He wailed: [But it's fine for him to die, now that Xiao Yiyun is reborn to clean up the house, why should he run away by himself and ask me to take over for him? ]

[This is what you said at the beginning to do something,] The system's tone is very innocent: [You also said that you want to change the world and realize the value of life, so I tuned this script for you. ]

[I regret it now,] Jiang Xiaoshu said blankly: [I don't care, I want to go back. ]

[Then we can only go through the legal procedure.] The system smiled shamelessly, and a small fluorescent screen popped up with a chicken-like duck on it: [Look, the contract we signed is still here. ]

[But this is different from what we said at the beginning! ] Jiang Xiaoshu said with extreme grief and indignation: [You didn't tell me that there is a rebirth bug in this script!You are cheating, cheating! ]

[You can go and sue me,] the system laughed sarcastically: [If you can go back alive, go to the "host and system" coordination court to sue me, let them take me away, and stuff me. ]

The little scholar Jiang was lying on the ground without love, and said without any interest in life: "I'm probably going to die, or the kind of death that doesn't have a whole body no matter what I choose." ]

[……do not give up! ] The system gently advises: [No one in life has died since ancient times, it is better to keep a loyal heart to build a foundation. ]

[…] Jiang Xiaoshu recollected it for a while, and immediately cast aside: [What the hell are you talking about, it’s based on history.You uneducated pirated hot chicken system. ]

[I just think this is more appropriate. ] The system said: [Really, you can still live. If you hook up with Xiao Yiyun, you don't have to die. ]

[Hook up with Xiao Yiyun? ] Jiang Xiaoshu sneered, and said sarcastically: [Ning Wuwu is such an idiot, if I were Xiao Yiyun, he would be fine by killing him alive. ]

The system smiled kindly, and said deeply: [Little friend, have you ever been in love? ]

[fall in love? ] Jiang Xiaoshu was stunned: [No, I have been single for 18 years, and my only girlfriend is Miss Zuo. ]

The system has an expression of "I know it", [So you don't know the greatness of love! ]

["Death at your hands, I get my wish!" Ever heard of it? "When you are so infatuated, you are willing to seal your throat" Have you heard of it?You have to influence him!Make him forgive what you have done to him! ]

Jiang Xiaoshu paused for a moment, then hesitated and said: [You mean, let me have a date with Xiao Yiyun? ]

The system is decisive, and the tone is relieved as if the silly son has finally grown up: [Yes! ]

Jiang Xiaoshu was silent, and said: [Okay, then let's talk about how to beg for a whole corpse under the mouth of a monster. ]

[…] The system gave Jiang Xiaoshu a mouthful, and said with contempt: [I didn't expect you to be so cowardly, son, Dad is very disappointed in you. ]

Jiang Xiaoshu slapped the table angrily: [Is this cowardice?You are a hot chicken system, you can have a partner, but that is Xiao Yiyun, is he someone who can do whatever you want!Maybe I didn't say a word, and he dragged me to a corner and killed me silently! ]

system:[:)]

[Anyway, the road is in front of you, you can choose how you want to go,] the system said: [But if you sit and wait to die, I can only watch how you are dismembered, and the pain can't be eliminated. Make yourself suffer from the pain of being bitten by flesh and blood.But if you are willing to try it with Xiao Yiyun, I can at least give you a strategy. ]

Jiang Xiaoshu was a little shaken: [... What strategy? ]

The system curled its lips into a smile as if it had succeeded: [What I can tell you now is that the Xiao Clan will have a general election for disciples in half a month, maybe you can try it. ]

a month later.

As the Xiao Clan is the most powerful clan among the Immortal Clans, the three-year general election for apprentices is naturally a grand event.Early in the morning, when Jiang Xiaoshu rushed to the registration office out of breath, he was shocked by its magnificence.

Not to mention the crowds of ordinary scholars, the famous clans of various immortal sects are full of long five carriages, and people come and go, bustling and noisy.

Jiang Xiaoshu couldn't help sighing: "It seems that even if they are cultivating immortals, they all hope to send their children to Xiao Clan to practice."

[Of course. ] The system whispered: [Being able to hug Xiao Yiyun's thigh is something that many people dream of. It seems so reluctant to replace you. ]

Jiang Xiaoshu said sternly: [Let's talk about it first, although we are teasing Xiao Yiyun to save our lives, since we are all men, let's go as far as we can. ]

The system kindly said: [It's okay, it's okay, most boys think they like girls before they meet the right one.If you can't help yourself in the future and want to communicate in depth, I will avoid it. ]

[…] Jiang Xiaoshu: [Thank you for your thoughtfulness, you are worrying too much. ]

The registration place selected by the Xiao Clan was at the foot of a mountain. A circle of tables, chairs and benches were set up around the foot of the mountain, and envoys from the seven sects sat in a row. Those who came wanted to register under whose name they had to go to the corresponding place to register.This method is fast and simple, but it is very similar to the registration mode for the beginning of elementary school.

Jiang Xiaoshu walked around the foot of the mountain a few times, hesitated for a while, and decided to try his luck at the head of the Nagato.

Nagato is in charge of elixir, he is a round fat man who spends all day in the elixir room, and even his disciples are also round, sitting there with a white smile, like a Maitreya Buddha carved out of eggs.

Jiang Xiaoshu walked over and said with a very cute look: "Immortal Master, this disciple is stupid, but he has been obsessed with pills since he was a child, and he longs for the advice of the Venerable. Can you sign up?"

The messenger smiled kindly, nodded slowly, "Of course, hehe, and write down your name."

Jiang Xiaoshu was ecstatic in his heart, is it that simple?Immediately with a swipe of a pen, write down the three big characters "Ning Wuyi", as well as birth date and hometown on the paper.

After finishing writing, the envoy looked up the paper and asked with a smile, "Ning Wuwu?"

Jiang Xiaoshu couldn't help but feel an inexplicable sense of uncertainty, but still nodded and admitted, "I'm a disciple."

The messenger still smiled and folded the paper, put it in the palm of his hand, exhaled lightly and blew, and with a "crash", the paper that Jiang Xiaoshu had just written was burned without even ashes!

Jiang Xiaoshu: "!!!"

He was shocked in his heart, and asked quickly: "Master Immortal, what do you mean?"

The chubby emissary Ba Feng sat there motionless, looking at him with a kind smile on the corner of his mouth: "Ha ha."

Jiang Xiaoshu: "???"

"Master Xian, would you say something?"

The immortal master said, "Hehe."

Jiang Xiaoshu: "..."

He held on to the man's silent stare for a few seconds, feeling that the smile was getting more and more creepy, he couldn't help but grease the soles of his feet, and quickly slipped away.

After turning around for a while, Jiang Xiaoshu turned to other sects and tried them all, but they all refused as soon as they heard his name, and there was no room for turning around.

When he arrived at the door of the female fairy envoy of the four sect masters, Jiang Xiaoshu stalked and said: "My good sister, please tell me why I can't do it?"

The little immortal envoy tilted his head and said, "You, you don't know how to get more information before you enter the gate. The name of our seven sect masters is Xiao Yiyun, and this year we have specially emphasized that no one who violates his name will be rejected. Didn't you hit the gun? ?”

Jiang Xiaoshu's thoughts turned quickly, and he quickly said: "It's my fault. How about I change my name to Ning Wuxin, okay? I beg my sister to accept me."

The little fairy spat at him: "Ning Wuxin? What a fickle and ungrateful name."

"..." Jiang Xiaoshu thought for a moment, and suddenly he was blessed, and said joyfully, "How about Ning Qingqing or Ning Aiyou?"

The Xiaoxian envoy slapped him: "What a disciple! No one with the surname Ning!"

Jiang Xiaoshu ran around all day long, but was kicked around like a football, not wanting anywhere.He managed to stay up until the sun set to the west, and returned to the inn with a sad face, but he didn't even have a bowl of hot porridge to drink.

The system kept persuading him not to be discouraged, but Jiang Xiaoshu's expression was lifeless, and he lay dead on the bed as if unconscious.

After a long time, it was completely dark outside, Jiang Xiaoshu's stomach was growling, and there was a knock on the door suddenly.

Jiang Xiaoshu was startled, and jumped out of bed, but after seeing the person coming, he asked in confusion, "You?"

The author has something to say:

I have been complained about being short and short, and I have to write another article for several days qwq

If you are full, you can know that scholars can be killed but not humiliated!It's this kind of courage that is what Gong Gong needs!

Here!A long chapter!I want to revive my husband (shouldn’t have a boyfriend, don’t let him hit me) Gang!

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