The prime minister married a fake wife

While Liu Lingyan and Yang Xixue were worrying about how to sneak into the bandits, Situ Nuo on the other side was doing things according to Liu Lingyan's instructions. He sent people to regularly count the arsenal and check the scrapped weapons. On the one hand, I don’t take the extermination of the bandits into my heart, but only cheer up the soldiers every once in a while, but I don’t take much action. Except for looking at the information about Maxing Town and the bandits when I first came, now I spend all day in the county government. Li idles around, completely unaware that he is specially sent to suppress the bandits, so that the internal response county magistrate Chen, who has always thought that he is invisible and invisible, can't figure out what he is here for, so one day, he Sighting the time, he caught someone who was wandering around again. He pretended to bump into Situ Nuo at his home by chance, and when he saw him from a distance, he stopped him and said, "Prime Minister!" Then he walked quickly and continued: "Prime Minister Liu has been busy thinking about suppressing the bandits for many days. I see that the prime minister has a rare time to rest and rest today. Let the official treat you to a meal as a landlord?"

Situ Nuo thought to himself that the old fox wanted to fulfill his friendship with the landlord not when he first came here, but because he had been here for so long. It seemed that he finally couldn't bear it anymore and was about to jump into the trap he set, so he was generous. Da Dao: "Okay! Thank you so much, Mr. Chen."

Chen Dong took them to an inn, asked for a private room, and said hospitablely: "Whatever the prime minister wants to eat, please order."

After they ordered the food, it was not long before all the dishes were served. After a round of politeness, Chen Dong finally got to the point: "Prime Minister, I'm sorry for my stupidity, but I can't see your lord's strategy to destroy the bandits. Can you ask your lord?" Are you pointing to one or two?"

Situ Nuo sneered in his heart and thought: "Of course you can't see it, because there is no such thing. What you do is just to let you go fishing." On the surface, he said politely: "Mr. Chen is joking. How could Mr. Chen be so stupid? The truth is Is there really no strategy, to deal with these little bandits, do you still need to think about it, think of any strategy?"

Chen Dong tentatively said: "However, Master Li tried all his tactics and failed to eradicate these bandits. Isn't it good for you to do so?"

Situ Nuo said contemptuously: "It's because Mr. Li is not capable enough to let those bandits defeat again and again. With the wisdom of the original, it can be easily dealt with with the current five hundred troops, and will be like Li. My lord has lost more than a thousand troops and still can't wipe it out? How can his IQ compare with Ben? What do you think? Master Chen." He said this, but he actually apologized to Master Li in his heart: "I'm sorry, Master Li, this subordinate also speaks rudely to you for the purpose of eradicating the bandits, if you hear this, please don't take it seriously."

Chen Dong thought to himself: "How could the imperial court send such a stupid, arrogant and arrogant person here? It seems that the prime minister was able to climb to this position because of the shadow of the old prime minister's father. The serious appearance at the beginning was just pretending. It’s nothing more than the appearance, but it’s better this way, so that I don’t have to inquire about the strategy again, which is too much trouble.” So he seconded: “Yes, your lord is right.”

This trial ended after the two of them finished the meal with their own ghosts, returned to the county mansion, and went back to their rooms.

Yang Xixue had been Duan Shuoxing's personal bodyguard for a few days, and he found that the bandit always ignored his wives and concubines, and always liked to find Duan Shuoxing whenever he had something to do, and would like to touch Duan Shuoxing's body intentionally or unintentionally. , and Duan Shuoxing tried his best to avoid it every time, and if there was something he couldn't avoid, he would try to get away, but the strange thing was that the boss knew it but still did it. He was avoided countless times without getting angry or angry. Discouraged, every time they succeed, they are secretly happy like a cat stealing fish, but their behavior is moderate, their undercurrents are not obvious, only people like Yang Xixue who pay attention to their behavior or have strong observation skills will notice In addition to this behavior, the bandit boss is also very kind to Duan Shuoxing. He will often give Duan Shuoxing the good things he just got, and he will pay special attention to him.

Duan Shuoxing is gentle and gentle, giving people a gentle and elegant feeling. For some reason, he always tolerates the molestation of the bandit boss. Fortunately, the pervert did not go beyond the rules. Yang Xixue thinks that the pervert may be quite safe. Duan Shuoxing is short-handed and soft-mouthed. He doesn't want to tear his face and make a fuss too stiff, or he endures it for other reasons. Except for this, he is like an ordinary subordinate. Whatever he looks like, just whatever he looks like, and he respects this bandit boss.

Today is also the case. The bandit boss came to find Duan Shuoxing again. Yang Xixue just opened the door and called out to the boss. She retreated to the door to let him in. She saw him nodding, answered, and leaned close to him automatically. Duan Shuoxing sat down, smiled and called affectionately: "Shuoxing, how are you today?"

Duan Shuoxing moved slightly to the side, smiled and said, "No, very good, thank you boss for your concern."

The bandit boss reached out and patted Duan Shuoxing's hand on the table and said, "That's good. You are weak. If you feel uncomfortable, you must tell me. If it gets serious, you will be in trouble." Then he clapped his hand. In the hands of Duan Shuoxing did not leave.

Duan Shuo retracted his hand indiscriminately, poured out a cup of tea, put it in front of the bandit boss and said, "Boss, please drink tea."

The bandit boss graciously withdrew his empty hand, picked up the cup and drank it in one gulp, put down the cup, then took out a small brocade pouch from his skirt, unwrapped it, and took out a jade pendant from inside, which was oval in shape. Yes, there is a red knotted rope tied to the upper and lower holes, and there is a word "An" in the jade, and there are exquisite patterns engraved around the word "An". It's not suitable for rough people like us, but I think it's suitable for you, Shuoxing, so I'll give it to you." He handed the jade pendant to Duan Shuoxing.

After Duan Shuoxing filled his empty cup, he took the jade pendant he handed over, looked at it, then handed it back and said, "Thank you boss, but this is an excellent piece of Hetian jade, it's too precious, Shuoxing can't receive."

The bandit boss held Duan Shuoxing's hand and pushed it back, with a displeased expression on his face, "I said I would give it to you, and I would give it to you. I won't take it back. If you don't accept it, you won't give me face."

Duan Shuoxing accepted it with reluctance, and saved his hand by the way: "No, then, I will accept it, thank you boss."

The bandit boss suddenly approached Duan Shuoxing and put his arm around Duan Shuoxing's shoulders, and said with a hearty smile, "Is this what it is! Put it on and let me see."

Duan Shuoxing tied it on his belt and stood up to show him.

The bandit boss said with satisfaction: "It looks good, it really suits you! Come, come back and sit down."

After Duan Shuoxing sat down, the bandit boss put his shoulders on him again and said happily, "I really want to have a drink with you, but it's a pity that you are not in good health, what a pity!"

Yang Xixue stood behind Duan Shuoxing and the others. When he saw the pervert hanging on Duan Shuoxing's shoulders, Duan Shuoxing shrank slightly, and secretly felt sorry for Duan Shuoxing. He thought indignantly: "This bandit boss It's really a pervert, how can I take advantage of Duan Shuoxing, in vain Duan Shuoxing can bear to be respectful to him, let me say, you know people don't like you doing this, you still play hooligans, Don’t you have wives and concubines? If you’re so dissatisfied with your desires, go back and find those wives and concubines of yours! It’s really not human to be like you!”

Duan Shuoxing forced a smile and said: "You can't drink alcohol, but you can drink tea." He picked up the teapot, touched it, stood up, turned around and handed the teapot to Yang Xixue and said, "The tea is cold, Jing Chun, please help me Let's get another pot."

When Duan Shuoxing stood up, the bandit boss had automatically retracted his hand, and now he also turned around to look at them.

Yang Xixue took the teapot and said, "Yes." When he left the room, he saw that Duan Shuoxing had already sat back, but there was a little space between him and the pervert, and the pervert didn't put his hand on Duan Shuoxing's shoulder again. When Yang Xixue came back, he saw the pervert sitting next to Duan Shuoxing again, but Duan Shuoxing had no way of retreating, and if he retreated, he would fall off the stool, so he had to let him sit close to him. Soon, someone Yang Xixue came to find the bandit boss, and he left. Yang Xixue felt that Duan Shuoxing seemed to be slightly relieved, and he suddenly wanted to ask him: "Why do you want to wrong yourself like this?" But in the end, she still didn't ask. Because he thought that Duan Shuoxing could speak out, so he wouldn't hold back forever.