Profiler 2: Criminal Investigation Brigade
Chapter 87 Honeymoon III
"You!"
Jiao Yang threw Lu Yuanli down with a smile, "I have been using psychological knowledge to trick me and lure me away from home!"
Lu Yuanli stuck out his tongue helplessly, and put his arms around his neck, "Put the hat on again, well, I'm afraid of you."
This major arson case with many casualties has been solved. Although there is still a lot of work to be done in the follow-up, I can finally breathe a sigh of relief.Jiao Yang also wanted to do some physical work to change his mind and get rid of this depressing atmosphere, so he told his parents to move in when he was free on Saturday.
Both of them don't have much luggage, and one packs a large suitcase.Early on the weekend morning, after dinner, Jiao Yang drove to his old house on Lin'an Road.
As soon as the door was opened, my dear, there was a big musty smell, moss was growing on the bed.
Lu Yuanli took out his mobile phone and said, "Let me find a housekeeping company to clean up."
Jiao Yang pressed down on his cell phone and said, "We don't like this in our house! It's 60 square meters in total, we just need to clean it."
Lu Yuanli looked at him strangely and said, "Can't I spend money?"
Jiao Yang raised his eyebrows and said, "That doesn't work either. I'm looking for a wife to live, so in the future, I will call housekeeping for everything? Can this still be called home?!"
Lu Yuanli put his arms around his waist with a smile and said, "Why is it okay in country M, but not in China? Why do I feel that you are a bad sign?"
Jiao Yang smiled and said, "What do you feel, male chauvinism? That's right, that's the kind of person I am. I've tricked you anyway, so there's no need to pretend. You only know now, and it's too late to regret it!"
Lu Yuanli leaned over and rubbed the tip of his nose, "It's fine to let me work, but you should coax me first?!"
"Okay, okay, coax my beautiful wife who can go to the hall and enter the kitchen!"
Jiao Yang smiled, and kissed him vigorously on the left and right cheeks, "I found that our Professor Lu is much cuter than before! If this was in country M, I would have been angry and scolded me bloody! "
Lu Yuanli smiled and said, "Does it mean that people who study psychology don't know what it means to be able to bend and stretch? This is China, your territory. Strong dragons do not overwhelm local snakes. Of course I will let you."
"Smart, be good!" Jiao Yang couldn't help pinching his face, and said, "It's really amazing, no wonder I'm dying of eating! To marry such a daughter-in-law, our old Jiao's family is really smoked from the ancestral grave ah!"
The two first took the broom to remove the dust, then swept the floor and cleaned the windows.Fortunately, the room is not big, no matter how much it is buried, it will be done in one morning.
The hut seemed to grow bigger in an instant.Well, Lu Yuanli couldn't help but think, Jiao Yang was right, the two of them created their own home, and it really felt better.
Jiao Yang went to the bedroom, put down the quilt cover and sheets, threw them into the washing machine, and put new ones on the bed.
Lu Yuanli clasped his hands and didn't help at all, and wanted to tease him, "It's new bedding again. You have a lot of four-piece sets, five-piece sets, etc."
"That's right!"
Jiao Yang smoothly dragged Lu Yuanli onto the bed, "With this new bedding, don't we have to change everything else?!"
He regretted it a little after he said it, fearing that Lu Yuan would be careless.
Lu Yuanli lowered his eyes, smiled softly and said, "This...doesn't seem to be new?"
His skin was too fair, and as he spoke, a layer of warm red cloud appeared on his face.
Lu Yuanli has indeed changed a lot, and now he can joke with him!Jiao Yang's brain became hot, and he put his arms around him and said: "The clothes are not as good as new, and people are not as good as old."
Lu Yuanli leaned on his shoulder and blinked, "Then the 'new' you mentioned, can you use a new method?"
Ouch, my affectionate confession is actually this reaction? !Even though he had studied abroad, of course his way of thinking was always Chinese.However, our internationalist fighter who has traveled thousands of miles to help the poor, doesn't seem to like it?
Jiao Yang rubbed against his face, "In broad daylight, you just seduce me, can it be okay?!"
"Is this a seduction?" Lu Yuanli was puzzled and asked, "Aren't we discussing the matter seriously?"
Jiao Yang just wanted Lu Yuanli to try the new sheets, but when he lowered his head, he felt like he was covered in dirt. He was afraid that he would dislike him, so he leaned into his ear and said, "I'm going to take a bath, do you want to come together?"
Lu Yuanli took a look, "Go ahead, I'll wash it later."
As soon as Jiao Yang came out of the shower, he smelled a mixed fragrance.There is only one room and one living room. When he lowered his head, he saw a box of pizza and a roast chicken on the coffee table in the living room.On the windowsill behind, there was a new bouquet of flowers.
Jiao Yang rubbed his nose, turned around and saw Lu Yuanli sitting on the bed playing with his phone.
"You ordered takeaway while I was away for a while? Didn't you agree to do it together?"
Jiao Yang went over to put his arms around Lu Yuanli, and said, "Why, win over corrupt officials?"
Lu Yuanli was playing Tetris, without raising his head, and said, "Don't talk about cleaning for half a day today, usually you get off work so late and work so hard, do you still ask you to cook every day?"
It really seemed too late to start the fire today, and besides, the kitchen in such a small place had to be scaled down, and the size of the two of them couldn't get around much.Jiao Yang didn't say anything more.
After dinner, Jiao Yang took the initiative to clean up the living room.As if to accompany him, Lu Yuanli instead sat on the sofa in the living room, playing games with the TV on.The TV was eliminated by Jiao Yang's family. It was bought a few years ago, and it is only 37.5 inches.This kind of electronic product is updated too fast, and now the mainstream family TVs have to be [-] or [-] inches upward.However, for the size of this living room, this size is already the limit.
In fact, the area of the whole house is only the size of the bedroom in Lu Yuanli's original room.
Jiao Yang leaned over and said, "Do you feel too wronged for letting you live in this kind of place?"
"What's the point?" Lu Yuanli said indifferently, "It's bigger than the room in your hostel, right?"
Jiao Yang hugged him and said, "But our conditions are really not as good as others..."
Before he could finish his sentence, he heard a "crash" from Lu Yuanli's phone, accompanied by a special sound effect, and the entire screen flickered.
Without even thinking about it, Jiao Yang reached out and grabbed his mobile phone to take a look, "Are you doing well now? You dare to play games and talk to me?!"
"I should be the one who said that, right?" Lu Yuanli gave him a sideways glance, "Isn't that how I am?"
Thinking of the tragic experience of being a pendant in the past, Jiao Yang couldn't help but be silent for a while, and could only admit his fate: "What age is it, and you still play such an old game as Tetris!"
Lu Yuanli said: "This game can develop people's logical thinking and spatial structure ability. It's okay... just what you said, changing your mind, it's quite suitable for me. The Hengtai case has not yet been resolved." Bro, I want to develop my thinking and expand my thinking.”
Jiao Yang couldn't help but said: "Then we have to spend so much effort and find various reasons to come out and live alone..."
Lu Yuanli didn't raise his head and said, "Then you mean to let me play in the office during working hours, right?"
"Then you can play."
As Jiao Yang spoke, he wanted to stand up.
Lu Yuanli turned off his phone casually, stretched out his hand to grab him, and said, "I've been promoted, so my temper has improved too?!"
Jiao Yang also felt that he had a bad attitude just now, so he hugged him, "It's hard to be alone together, why don't you inspire your thinking ability with me?"
Lu Yuanli looked at him with a slight smile, "Don't you prefer to use other methods to change your mind?"
Jiao Yang stroked his still wet hair, "Seriously, now that we are together, do you think there is any difference from before?"
"Of course it's different!"
Lu Yuanli squeezed Jiao Yang's face with both hands, "You are so different from before! You used to be so cute, gentle, and polite, but you blushed before you did. Now you look like an unscrupulous old fritter. Opening your mouth... is simply an old hooligan, full of banditry!"
Jiao Yang was helpless, rubbing his face, "Have you never heard of a family of soldiers and bandits? We are soldiers, but if you don't have a few brushes, let alone criminals, you can't even shock your colleagues!"
"But Jiao Yang," Lu Yuanli said sternly, "I actually don't like this very much. During the relaxing time, we can add some interesting content, it's fine. However, I don't hope that in your behavior like this, you still with other negative emotions such as 'venting'."
"Professor Lu..."
Jiao Yang pursed his lips and said, "I seem to be returning to the criminal psychology class in country M in seconds. I don't like it very much either. You are still talking to me in such a preaching tone."
Lu Yuanli frowned and said, "I've always used this tone, you mean, don't you ask me to talk to you in the future?"
When two people are together, how to avoid quarrels is a skill and a great life wisdom.How did Lu Yuanli demonstrate just now?Jiao Yang sat cross-legged on a corner of the sofa, looked up at the sky and said, "Thomas..."
His demeanor and tone, as well as the long-lost "Thomas", instantly made Lu Yuanli dead.Lu Yuanli got up helplessly and said, "Okay, I'm going to take a shower."
When Lu Yuanli came out, Jiao Yang helped him dry his hair, and the two went out for a walk hand in hand.Of course, it only stops at the door of the unit.
Although Jiao Yang used to live in the old house here from time to time, he was always working overtime to catch up with the case, leaving early and returning late, so fewer people knew him.
Jiao Yang walked to the gate of the community, and saw a car selling yams on the side of the road.He just bought a bundle and said to Lu Yuanli, "Let's go back and make you supper!"
At this time, Lu Yuanli thought it was boiled and poured some blueberry juice to help digestion.Unexpectedly, Jiao Yang also bought sugar and sesame seeds in the community supermarket, and went home to boil sugar juice.
Lu Yuanli was surprised: "Is it an exaggeration to eat this at such a late hour?"
"What an exaggeration!"
Jiao Yangshun pointed to the remaining half of the bundle in the corner and said, "Didn't you see that this is iron stick yam? You are going to fight a protracted war, and you are not afraid of getting fat. It's just a daily extra meal!"
Jiao Yang threw Lu Yuanli down with a smile, "I have been using psychological knowledge to trick me and lure me away from home!"
Lu Yuanli stuck out his tongue helplessly, and put his arms around his neck, "Put the hat on again, well, I'm afraid of you."
This major arson case with many casualties has been solved. Although there is still a lot of work to be done in the follow-up, I can finally breathe a sigh of relief.Jiao Yang also wanted to do some physical work to change his mind and get rid of this depressing atmosphere, so he told his parents to move in when he was free on Saturday.
Both of them don't have much luggage, and one packs a large suitcase.Early on the weekend morning, after dinner, Jiao Yang drove to his old house on Lin'an Road.
As soon as the door was opened, my dear, there was a big musty smell, moss was growing on the bed.
Lu Yuanli took out his mobile phone and said, "Let me find a housekeeping company to clean up."
Jiao Yang pressed down on his cell phone and said, "We don't like this in our house! It's 60 square meters in total, we just need to clean it."
Lu Yuanli looked at him strangely and said, "Can't I spend money?"
Jiao Yang raised his eyebrows and said, "That doesn't work either. I'm looking for a wife to live, so in the future, I will call housekeeping for everything? Can this still be called home?!"
Lu Yuanli put his arms around his waist with a smile and said, "Why is it okay in country M, but not in China? Why do I feel that you are a bad sign?"
Jiao Yang smiled and said, "What do you feel, male chauvinism? That's right, that's the kind of person I am. I've tricked you anyway, so there's no need to pretend. You only know now, and it's too late to regret it!"
Lu Yuanli leaned over and rubbed the tip of his nose, "It's fine to let me work, but you should coax me first?!"
"Okay, okay, coax my beautiful wife who can go to the hall and enter the kitchen!"
Jiao Yang smiled, and kissed him vigorously on the left and right cheeks, "I found that our Professor Lu is much cuter than before! If this was in country M, I would have been angry and scolded me bloody! "
Lu Yuanli smiled and said, "Does it mean that people who study psychology don't know what it means to be able to bend and stretch? This is China, your territory. Strong dragons do not overwhelm local snakes. Of course I will let you."
"Smart, be good!" Jiao Yang couldn't help pinching his face, and said, "It's really amazing, no wonder I'm dying of eating! To marry such a daughter-in-law, our old Jiao's family is really smoked from the ancestral grave ah!"
The two first took the broom to remove the dust, then swept the floor and cleaned the windows.Fortunately, the room is not big, no matter how much it is buried, it will be done in one morning.
The hut seemed to grow bigger in an instant.Well, Lu Yuanli couldn't help but think, Jiao Yang was right, the two of them created their own home, and it really felt better.
Jiao Yang went to the bedroom, put down the quilt cover and sheets, threw them into the washing machine, and put new ones on the bed.
Lu Yuanli clasped his hands and didn't help at all, and wanted to tease him, "It's new bedding again. You have a lot of four-piece sets, five-piece sets, etc."
"That's right!"
Jiao Yang smoothly dragged Lu Yuanli onto the bed, "With this new bedding, don't we have to change everything else?!"
He regretted it a little after he said it, fearing that Lu Yuan would be careless.
Lu Yuanli lowered his eyes, smiled softly and said, "This...doesn't seem to be new?"
His skin was too fair, and as he spoke, a layer of warm red cloud appeared on his face.
Lu Yuanli has indeed changed a lot, and now he can joke with him!Jiao Yang's brain became hot, and he put his arms around him and said: "The clothes are not as good as new, and people are not as good as old."
Lu Yuanli leaned on his shoulder and blinked, "Then the 'new' you mentioned, can you use a new method?"
Ouch, my affectionate confession is actually this reaction? !Even though he had studied abroad, of course his way of thinking was always Chinese.However, our internationalist fighter who has traveled thousands of miles to help the poor, doesn't seem to like it?
Jiao Yang rubbed against his face, "In broad daylight, you just seduce me, can it be okay?!"
"Is this a seduction?" Lu Yuanli was puzzled and asked, "Aren't we discussing the matter seriously?"
Jiao Yang just wanted Lu Yuanli to try the new sheets, but when he lowered his head, he felt like he was covered in dirt. He was afraid that he would dislike him, so he leaned into his ear and said, "I'm going to take a bath, do you want to come together?"
Lu Yuanli took a look, "Go ahead, I'll wash it later."
As soon as Jiao Yang came out of the shower, he smelled a mixed fragrance.There is only one room and one living room. When he lowered his head, he saw a box of pizza and a roast chicken on the coffee table in the living room.On the windowsill behind, there was a new bouquet of flowers.
Jiao Yang rubbed his nose, turned around and saw Lu Yuanli sitting on the bed playing with his phone.
"You ordered takeaway while I was away for a while? Didn't you agree to do it together?"
Jiao Yang went over to put his arms around Lu Yuanli, and said, "Why, win over corrupt officials?"
Lu Yuanli was playing Tetris, without raising his head, and said, "Don't talk about cleaning for half a day today, usually you get off work so late and work so hard, do you still ask you to cook every day?"
It really seemed too late to start the fire today, and besides, the kitchen in such a small place had to be scaled down, and the size of the two of them couldn't get around much.Jiao Yang didn't say anything more.
After dinner, Jiao Yang took the initiative to clean up the living room.As if to accompany him, Lu Yuanli instead sat on the sofa in the living room, playing games with the TV on.The TV was eliminated by Jiao Yang's family. It was bought a few years ago, and it is only 37.5 inches.This kind of electronic product is updated too fast, and now the mainstream family TVs have to be [-] or [-] inches upward.However, for the size of this living room, this size is already the limit.
In fact, the area of the whole house is only the size of the bedroom in Lu Yuanli's original room.
Jiao Yang leaned over and said, "Do you feel too wronged for letting you live in this kind of place?"
"What's the point?" Lu Yuanli said indifferently, "It's bigger than the room in your hostel, right?"
Jiao Yang hugged him and said, "But our conditions are really not as good as others..."
Before he could finish his sentence, he heard a "crash" from Lu Yuanli's phone, accompanied by a special sound effect, and the entire screen flickered.
Without even thinking about it, Jiao Yang reached out and grabbed his mobile phone to take a look, "Are you doing well now? You dare to play games and talk to me?!"
"I should be the one who said that, right?" Lu Yuanli gave him a sideways glance, "Isn't that how I am?"
Thinking of the tragic experience of being a pendant in the past, Jiao Yang couldn't help but be silent for a while, and could only admit his fate: "What age is it, and you still play such an old game as Tetris!"
Lu Yuanli said: "This game can develop people's logical thinking and spatial structure ability. It's okay... just what you said, changing your mind, it's quite suitable for me. The Hengtai case has not yet been resolved." Bro, I want to develop my thinking and expand my thinking.”
Jiao Yang couldn't help but said: "Then we have to spend so much effort and find various reasons to come out and live alone..."
Lu Yuanli didn't raise his head and said, "Then you mean to let me play in the office during working hours, right?"
"Then you can play."
As Jiao Yang spoke, he wanted to stand up.
Lu Yuanli turned off his phone casually, stretched out his hand to grab him, and said, "I've been promoted, so my temper has improved too?!"
Jiao Yang also felt that he had a bad attitude just now, so he hugged him, "It's hard to be alone together, why don't you inspire your thinking ability with me?"
Lu Yuanli looked at him with a slight smile, "Don't you prefer to use other methods to change your mind?"
Jiao Yang stroked his still wet hair, "Seriously, now that we are together, do you think there is any difference from before?"
"Of course it's different!"
Lu Yuanli squeezed Jiao Yang's face with both hands, "You are so different from before! You used to be so cute, gentle, and polite, but you blushed before you did. Now you look like an unscrupulous old fritter. Opening your mouth... is simply an old hooligan, full of banditry!"
Jiao Yang was helpless, rubbing his face, "Have you never heard of a family of soldiers and bandits? We are soldiers, but if you don't have a few brushes, let alone criminals, you can't even shock your colleagues!"
"But Jiao Yang," Lu Yuanli said sternly, "I actually don't like this very much. During the relaxing time, we can add some interesting content, it's fine. However, I don't hope that in your behavior like this, you still with other negative emotions such as 'venting'."
"Professor Lu..."
Jiao Yang pursed his lips and said, "I seem to be returning to the criminal psychology class in country M in seconds. I don't like it very much either. You are still talking to me in such a preaching tone."
Lu Yuanli frowned and said, "I've always used this tone, you mean, don't you ask me to talk to you in the future?"
When two people are together, how to avoid quarrels is a skill and a great life wisdom.How did Lu Yuanli demonstrate just now?Jiao Yang sat cross-legged on a corner of the sofa, looked up at the sky and said, "Thomas..."
His demeanor and tone, as well as the long-lost "Thomas", instantly made Lu Yuanli dead.Lu Yuanli got up helplessly and said, "Okay, I'm going to take a shower."
When Lu Yuanli came out, Jiao Yang helped him dry his hair, and the two went out for a walk hand in hand.Of course, it only stops at the door of the unit.
Although Jiao Yang used to live in the old house here from time to time, he was always working overtime to catch up with the case, leaving early and returning late, so fewer people knew him.
Jiao Yang walked to the gate of the community, and saw a car selling yams on the side of the road.He just bought a bundle and said to Lu Yuanli, "Let's go back and make you supper!"
At this time, Lu Yuanli thought it was boiled and poured some blueberry juice to help digestion.Unexpectedly, Jiao Yang also bought sugar and sesame seeds in the community supermarket, and went home to boil sugar juice.
Lu Yuanli was surprised: "Is it an exaggeration to eat this at such a late hour?"
"What an exaggeration!"
Jiao Yangshun pointed to the remaining half of the bundle in the corner and said, "Didn't you see that this is iron stick yam? You are going to fight a protracted war, and you are not afraid of getting fat. It's just a daily extra meal!"
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