If you don't hit me, you don't know that I'm the villain

Zhou You opened his eyes, it was the most beautiful time of the day, and he started his daily routine - tearing off the old Gong sticking to his body.

Blah, blah, eh, why is it so easy today?

Zhou You felt a little lost in a daze, but he didn't say anything, and it didn't show on his face.

Tang Shi got off Zhou You's body very neatly, grunted to the other side, and opened his eyes to look at him, "Wake up?"

"En." Zhou You said, picking up the clothes to wear, with a natural look.

"Oh." Tang Shi's movements were also very natural. He pulled the quilt over his body, stretched out an arm and waved, "Then hurry up, don't be late."

Zhou You: ... I won't be in this class (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻!

after that

"Why did you keep up?" Zhou You looked indifferent, pulled off his clothes, and slapped Tang Shi's hand away.

"Hey, I want to go out and have fun too." Tang Shi flirted and evaded, wanting to quickly catch up with Zhou You and walk side by side with him.

Zhou You stretched out a finger and shook it in front of him, and said in a cold tone, "Don't come along with me."

Tang Shi pouted, turned his head, and kicked the pebbles on the ground.

Zhou You squinted at him, turned and left.

Tang Shi lowered his head and rubbed the ground with his toes for a while, glanced at Zhou You, and used his space ability user skills to chase after him with multiple teleportation.

Zhou You felt something in his heart, and turned around like lightning.

"Crack!" Tang Shi immediately returned to the place where he was standing just now, and moved his legs in the opposite direction.

There doesn't seem to be anything strange about it.Zhou You thought, turning his head back.

Tang Shi heaved a sigh of relief, his supernatural ability circulated, and he was about to teleport over at a fixed point, but a gaze swept over him again, making his whole body stiff, and he continued to walk farther and farther against his will.

In the end, Zhou You completely left Tang Shi's sight.

Humph, do you think you can succeed in this way?This attack will not give up easily!Tang Shi pursed his lips, and quickly teleported to the surroundings. Zhou You's figure fell into his eyes when he caught a glimpse - Xiaoyou was found!

But it was precisely because he was out of Zhou You's sight that he could secretly follow behind him with his abilities.

Zhou You walked towards the station with his briefcase in his arms. The earth in this world is very suitable for people to work and survive. The place where he and Tang Shi lived before was considered a place for training and fighting.The people there hope to move in, and the people here go there to get supernatural powers.

Isn't it strange that the two worlds can coexist peacefully?But the fact is like this, those who have power do not want to start disputes again, and those without power yearn for power, it is a bit ridiculous to think about it.

Xiaoyou got into the car.Tang Shi was a little worried about how to keep up. Zhou You would find him if he teleported to the bus, so he had no choice but to teleport to the streets along the way and follow him all the way to the place where Zhou You got off the bus.

The car door opened, and Zhou You got out of the car. At the moment when he overlapped with the car body, a smile of unknown meaning appeared on the corner of his mouth, but when his feet landed on the ground, the smile had disappeared. .

Clamping on the folder, Zhou You walked into the office building.

Tang Shi emerged from behind a corner, his little Youyou, why didn't you look back at him QAQ love? !

When a woman watching silently realized that Tang Shi had someone she liked and was following her, a torch suddenly appeared in her hand: If true love has a color, it must be red. FFF burn burn burn!A member who does not burn true love is not a real member!

Zhou You who has gone away: Hmm...?Why didn't Ah Shi follow?Eh?Is there a fire over there?But it’s okay to watch, after all there will be firefighters [smile]

Tang Shi: Stop! stop!What kind of trouble is it to set fire to a disagreement? !

Zhou You had just locked the door of the private room in the bathroom. Tang Shi, who had been waiting for a long time, no longer hid himself, hugged him from behind and turned around, and began to gnaw.

The cleaning staff came in with a mop and cleaned the single rooms one by one.

... The scene was once very embarrassing.

Zhou You immediately pushed Tang Shi aside in a serious manner, pretending that nothing happened.

But Tang shi wouldn't put a dog on a leash so easily, he quietly set up a sound-proof barrier.

Zhou You: After releasing this enchantment, we can still play happily.

Cleaner: Throwing the mop, how do you have fun? !Do you think I'm stupid?It is also amazing that the door panel keeps shaking and does not make a sound!

Just when the cleaner's face was cloudy and he didn't know whether he should pour a pot of boiling water into it to ward off evil spirits, the door was overwhelmed and opened...it opened...

Zhou You & Tang Shi & Cleaning Staff: I'm afraid that the world will suddenly be quiet.

Zhou You: Reject Tang Shi at work.

Tang Shi: QAQ No, baby, listen to my explanation, it was just a small episode, didn't he fix his memory in the end?

Zhou You: /Manual goodbye, I don’t want to do it again.

Tang Shi: Honey, there won't be a second time.

Zhou You: The car is overturned, there is nothing to say, no appointment, goodbye.

As the sun was approaching dusk, Tang Shi went online from Zhou You with a smile on his face, "Xiao You, I'm off work!" At this time, everyone else had left.

"Yeah." Zhou You nodded and sorted out his files, but Tang Shi took advantage of this time and hurriedly locked the door of the office.

Zhou You: /Indifferent face, I don't want to swipe my card to get in the car.

Tang Shi took the things in Zhou You's hands, put them down, took his hand, and walked together to the wall made of glass windows.

Through the glass, you can see the blue sky and white clouds in the sky, the high-rise buildings in the city, the traffic on the ground, everything is bustling.Then Zhou You heard the sound of Tang Shi unbuttoning his belt.

so?Do you want him to unbutton his pants in a proper way now?

Zhou You: I don't!I won't!hum!The car overturned today and you still want me to take the initiative to cooperate with him?There is no door ￣へ￣Baby is a proud little public.

Tang Shi: Hmm, yes, Xiaoyou is my little princess, I have to hug and hold her high every day!

Zhou You: I hate it, ●v● people did not forgive you.

It was already late when Zhou You and Tang Shi got home.

As soon as he got home, Zhou You lay down on the bed and changed into Ge You's lying position.Tang Shi immediately followed up, lying on the bed, leaning over, "Tired?"

"Yeah." Zhou You nodded.

Tang Shi's expression immediately became very nervous, "I'll boil water for you, and then you can take a bath to relax? Do you want a massage? What about food? What do you eat?"

"Huh?" Zhou You tilted his head, looked at Tang Shi and suddenly smiled, turned over and folded on Tang Shi's body, and whispered, "You are enough."

The author has something to say: Netease Onmyoji, the annual big drama, blew himself up, and the jokes these days have been posted on Weibo 233 (in fact, Nuan Nuan also exploded, but Netease Baba is determined not to let Nuan Nuan take away the title of his mobile game boss Throne, then exploded on the spot)