If you don't hit me, you don't know that I'm the villain

On this special day, if I don't write something, I feel sorry for the readers.

The background of this episode is a parallel world, which has nothing to do with the main story.

1.

The eve of the college entrance examination

Tang Shi knelt on the ground to write the title, while Zhou You sat on the chair with a noble and glamorous face, looking at him coolly through the lens.

If classmate Tang Shi had to rely on this score, he might not be able to go to the same university as him.

Ok……

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha……

I'm so happy, fuck you (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻

Zhou You pushed his glasses, expressionless, Tang Shi, who was kneeling on the ground writing the question, shivered, carefully looked up at Zhou You, and lowered his head to write the question.

It's time to make a big move.Zhou You thought.

Rest time after writing questions

Tang shi saw Zhou You open a box of chocolate bars.

[Baby needs to be fed by Xiaoyou before eating!Otherwise the baby will be unhappy! ]

Zhou You picked up a chocolate bar and didn't need to give it away. Tang Shi, who was so well-behaved, dog-legged and shameless, went to it and ate it.

While gnawing, Tang Shi was still thinking, if he gnawed faster, would he be able to lick Xiaoyou's fingers.

I'm so excited!Tang Shi gnawing gnaw ing

Then, Zhou You let go of his hand calmly, and Tang Shi was like an eggplant beaten by frost, it wilted instantly.

Zhou You lowered his head, holding the end of the chocolate bar in his mouth.

Tang shi's eyes lit up all of a sudden.

The heads of the two touched each other, and they were very close.

Today...it's chocolate flavored!

2.

Camping (with spoilers)

Today was Zhou You and Tang Shi's first day running out of the soul group.

The two of them were in a vast and wild sky, and they saw monsters in the wind and grass.

Eh, no.With Zhou You around, no monsters came out to disturb them.

at night

Zhou You spread the mattress, Tang Shi squinted his eyes, and his whole body exuded the brilliance of a famous detective: This length, width and height seem to be a double bed instead of two single beds, right?

[Short oil, I hate it~] Tang Shi was very happy to help Zhou You make the bed sheets.

Tang Shi: Then roll a quilt, sprinkle with peanuts, apples and pomegranates and it will be perfect (⊙v⊙)

Zhou You spread out the quilt, got in automatically, and lifted a corner of the quilt, "Come in, what are you waiting for?"

Tang Shi's mind kept echoing, "Hurry up, the car is about to start." He shivered, with a cute and cute face, got into bed, rushed towards Zhou You, and was about to hit the base.

Zhou You: Eat me to cut off the feet of children and grandchildren, eh, no, it's friendship breaking face fist!

Tang Dynasty: qaq

Today, the magpies are not at work, and the Cowherd and the Weaver Girl cannot see each other (t▽t)

I actually wanted to laugh