Husband and wife are hot on the kang
Chapter 295 Rubbing Hard
In the evening, Yu Juren was worried: "What about the oil stains on the official uniform?"
"What should I do?" Shi Hongda drank a lot of wine, he was a little excited, and wanted to do bad things with Yu Juren as soon as possible.
"How do I wash this?" This official uniform is very particular. From the color to the embroidery, it is uniformly set by the court. It is very particular. Just a collar is embroidered with many patterns.
And the clothes may be worn in winter, very thick, well-embroidered clothes, such official clothes, it is impossible to clean them with ordinary washing methods, right?
What's more, it's something like oil stains!
"Who knows? Use alkali?" Shi Hongda came up with random ideas.
"What?" Yu Juren became angry when he heard it: "Even if I don't know how to wash clothes, I still know how to burn clothes with alkali!"
This person has a lot of bad ideas!
These clothes are made of precious materials, if they are really soaked in alkaline water, they will be ruined!
"Then what should we do?" Shi Hongda didn't know anymore.
He remembered watching old women wash clothes when he was a child, soaking the clothes that were too dirty in alkaline water, and then rubbing them vigorously.
"Rub hard?" Yu Juren became even more furious: "Are you responsible for rubbing the silk?"
Shi Hongda held his head: "How do I know?"
"I don't know if you're still showing off?" Yuju exclaimed angrily, "You're still being touched, but it's over. Now that it's so dirty, how can you wear it out in the future?"
Shi Hongda stretched out his arms to hug Yu Juren's waist: "Then what do you think we should do?"
"How do I know?" Yu Juren put the clothes aside and sulked: "Will someone say that you have harmed the official authority in the future?"
He has never been an official, let alone an ancient official, and he doesn't know what the officialdom pays attention to, especially Shi Hongda is an official who was born as a secret agent. On the surface, he doesn't know anything about it.
Think about it and get angry.
"I don't know!" The official idiot husband and wife duo stared wide-eyed.
"Forget it, don't think about it, come on, go to sleep!" Shi Hongda simply cheated, rolled into the bed with Xiao Juren in his arms, and extinguished the candle with a wave of his big hand. This palm style is well practiced.
People who drank alcohol suddenly lost their self-control, Yuju also drank, Shi Hongda went crazy, and he also went crazy, and the two of them quarreled in the dark for half a night, and the next day It was nine o'clock in the morning, and the two of them woke up.
Shi Hongda hurriedly helped Xiao Juren up, and looked at him worriedly: Are you going to lose your temper?
"What are you looking at me for?" Yu Juren kicked him: "Come here quickly, it seems like Grandpa Che's is treating you to dinner today!"
"Aren't you angry?" It was so comfortable to toss yesterday, Shi Hongda thought that Yu Juren would be angry.
"Angry!" Yu Juren rolled his eyes at him: "You didn't put on an underwear for me."
"I'm not wearing them either!" Shi Hongda happily showed off Hong Guoguo's self.
"Hmph!" What's so good about having a good figure?He was in good shape in his previous life, but he is not good now. He used to kill chickens for nothing, but now he is better, because he has been tossing in his own experimental greenhouse.
The two of them quarreled for a while before they got up. Fortunately, because of the Chinese New Year and yesterday's spring banquet at their house, they were exhausted and everyone got up late, so they didn't feel embarrassed.
"Let's have breakfast first, we're going to have a spring banquet today!" Chef Huang yawned and shared breakfast with everyone.
They cleaned up too late yesterday, and they were all tired.
He couldn't bear to leave it in such a mess.
"Yes." You can eat anything, and the master and master who are not picky eaters are the same as everyone else.
It is said to be a meal, but it is actually a relatively convenient frozen dumpling, and the four accompanying dishes are all leftovers that were not served yesterday.
After eating, I hurried to wash up. Chef Huang and his family took the lead and went to Che’s house to help. Mrs. Che Zhang was pregnant and was about to give birth. Or one or two dishes, others are powerless.
The family went over to prepare the meals first, and then ate with everyone.
Xiao Juren also took the opportunity to sneak into the greenhouse to have a look. His strawberry tomatoes and emerald tomatoes are in full bloom, and it is absolutely no problem to pick a hundred of each each day.
"Little green persimmons, what do you think?" Shi Hongda picked one up, wiped it on his body, and threw it into his mouth. It smells delicious!
"If you have red ones, you can't have green ones?" Xiao Juren also picked one, washed it with the water next to it, and ate it. Sure enough, the food grown by himself was delicious.
"There are so many over there, why don't you pick them?" Shi Hongda pointed to the few trees next to him that Yu Juren had picked out alone.
"That's reserved for breeding. In the future, our village must have its own characteristics, right?" Yu Juren shook his little paw, "It's better to have small tomatoes that others don't have than to be imitated by others."
And there will be no competition, because other villages certainly don't have such small tomatoes!
"You're the only one who is smart." Shi Hongda understood, what Xiao Juren planned, this meant to open the back door for Shibali.
The two of them dragged their families to Grandpa Che's house.
In addition to Chef Huang's family, there was also the second aunt of the Zhang family who came to help.
How should I put it, it's also in-laws, isn't it?
The visitors are basically the heads of each family. Except for the female relatives who came to help, the others didn't even bring their children.
Yu Juren brought Yu Baobao.
Everyone understands that this is when the baby is viewed as the future heir, because there are also a few people who brought half-grown children, basically the eldest sons of various families.
Children of this age have their own social circle, and they don't know what to say when they get together.
Yu Baobao is also among them.
And Yu Juren told everyone about his plans for that little tomato.
"At least this is not afraid of being stolen. Even if someone wants the seeds, it will take a year or two, because at present, I am the only one who knows how to cultivate and plant." Yu Juren finally concluded: "In this way we will not conflict with them, they love Whatever we grow, we are the only ones!"
"Yes!" The old village chief was elated when he heard about it: "We are the only one for Scorpion Baba!"
Everyone is also smiling, as long as you are one step ahead of others, you are not afraid that you will not make money!
Of course, there are also people who secretly plan that their daughters-in-law, younger sister-in-law and so on are all married from outside, so they have to be careful at that time!
On the fourteenth day of the first lunar month, it snowed heavily again, Yu Juren looked out the window and sighed: "I wanted to take you to see the lights."
"It's the same next year." Yu Baobao comforted Yu Juren.
No way, he was unlucky enough to be covered with heavy snow. Although it was not big, it was enough to block the traffic.
The next day was the fifteenth day of the first lunar month, but the snow did not stop, so the family had to make glutinous rice balls and give them to the people in Shibalipu one by one. Shibalipu also had lanterns, but it was not as beautiful as the county town, let alone as colorful as the prefectural city.
However, Yu Liangji still took Shi Hongda and Yu Baobao to the ancestral hall, offered incense, burned paper, and lit lanterns.
On the sixteenth day of the first lunar month, I still have to go out to sweep the snow. After sweeping, I go to the spring banquet at Uncle Sun's house. However, as long as I have free time during this period, Xiao Juren will sit in the study and write the plan.
First of all, he wants to ensure that Shibalipu has its own characteristics. For the time being, it is small tomatoes and watermelons that are sweeter than others after planting in winter.
Of course, this is only the plan for the first two years. After these two years, these tricks will probably become outdated. Don't underestimate the IQ of these farmers who spend their whole lives digging in the soil.
Sometimes, they can work miracles!
In addition to outside affairs, there are also family affairs. Yu Juren asked Batu and the others to come over, accompanied by Shi Hongda, and Yu Juren had a serious discussion with them about their future.
"After the division, do you have any plans to do something?" The Ba family has a lot of savings, but after the contract is really terminated, they have to build a house, which is a big expense, and there is land, will they grow it?
Thinking that Batu didn't know how to hold a plow until now, Yu Juren gave up the idea of letting them follow the plow.
I really have no confidence in them!
"I haven't figured it out yet..." Batu scratched his head, "I don't know what to do."
To be honest, he himself is afraid of farming, but if he wants to hire manpower, let it be. At most, his family will be able to get enough apprentices for them to eat. In addition to paying taxes, he can still have a little money, so the manpower can only be mediocre. , can't save money.
"You used to herd sheep, raise cattle and ride horses. It's impossible to herd sheep. I won't allow you to herd sheep." Yu Juren explained clearly, because some breeds of sheep like to eat grass roots, and when the land becomes desertified, Who cares?
Batu's expression hardened a bit, the sheep won't be let go, huh?
"You can raise cows, um, beef cows, dairy cows, whatever!" Yu Juren came up with a solution, he couldn't raise sheep, he could only raise cattle.
Raising cattle is very troublesome, and cattle are not as convenient as sheep due to their large size.
"How good are cows? They eat grass and milk them!" said Yu Juren.
Batu was even more confused, isn't this a matter of course?Cows don't eat grass, do they want to eat?
Shi Hongda stood aside with a stern face, his stomach was almost full of laughter!
"Aunt Song, what are you going to do after you go out?" Yu Juren began to ask other people.
"I, I, I actually..." She didn't want to go out, but her son-in-law insisted, and she couldn't help it.
"Why don't you open a tailor shop?" Yu Juren suggested: "Your craftsmanship is so good, opening a tailor shop will definitely make money!"
"Can it work?" Aunt Song looked at Yu Juren in surprise.
It's good to be able to open a shop and live on your own, but Aunt Song has experienced a lot, and she's afraid that someone will cause trouble. Of course, Shiba Mile Shop can't do it, but she knows Shiba Mile Shop's xenophobia, so she wants to open a shop. Tailor shop, unless someone is willing to back her.
"Why can't it work?" Xiaoju Juren had already thought about it. At present, Shibalipu only has the most basic grocery store and blacksmith's shop, a tofu workshop, plus his elementary school, and the rest is gone!
If there is a tailor shop or a cloth shop or something, of course it would be great!
Everyone's life is convenient, and to a certain extent, it can be compared with other villages.
"Just tell me if you want it or not?" Yu Liangji looked at Aunt Song, it was very rare for such a skilled person.
He wasn't happy to let her out, but it didn't make sense for her to be the villain who stopped her because of her filial piety.
"Think!" Aunt Song nodded.
Apart from this skill, she has nothing. Her daughter is married to Bardo, but there is no reason for her to support her, isn't it?
Before she was too old to be confused, of course she wanted to be self-reliant.
"That's it!" Xiao Juren was happy, as long as she started a business, her family would have a place to make clothes: "In the future, I will have to trouble you to make things."
Aunt Song smiled back, the elder master and the younger master are both very good people, really nice.
Yu Juren sent Aunt Song away with a smile, and turned around and said, "There is a place to wash your clothes from now on!"
Shi Hongda: "...!"
Aunt Song made the last official uniform. I don't know what method was used. After washing and ironing, it was finally cleaned.
The whole first month was spent eating and drinking, and Mrs. Che Zhang gave birth!
A big fat boy was born!
The old couple of the Che family were very happy!
Yu Liangji prepared a generous gift, and Mrs. Huang bought a hundred eggs. Eggs are very expensive at this time, usually one copper plate, but now the price has increased to three copper coins.
There are also two little hens and two horses of red cotton cloth, the same as the villagers, only a set of silver longevity locks and bracelets and anklets that are smaller than Juren are more expensive.
"What should I do?" Shi Hongda drank a lot of wine, he was a little excited, and wanted to do bad things with Yu Juren as soon as possible.
"How do I wash this?" This official uniform is very particular. From the color to the embroidery, it is uniformly set by the court. It is very particular. Just a collar is embroidered with many patterns.
And the clothes may be worn in winter, very thick, well-embroidered clothes, such official clothes, it is impossible to clean them with ordinary washing methods, right?
What's more, it's something like oil stains!
"Who knows? Use alkali?" Shi Hongda came up with random ideas.
"What?" Yu Juren became angry when he heard it: "Even if I don't know how to wash clothes, I still know how to burn clothes with alkali!"
This person has a lot of bad ideas!
These clothes are made of precious materials, if they are really soaked in alkaline water, they will be ruined!
"Then what should we do?" Shi Hongda didn't know anymore.
He remembered watching old women wash clothes when he was a child, soaking the clothes that were too dirty in alkaline water, and then rubbing them vigorously.
"Rub hard?" Yu Juren became even more furious: "Are you responsible for rubbing the silk?"
Shi Hongda held his head: "How do I know?"
"I don't know if you're still showing off?" Yuju exclaimed angrily, "You're still being touched, but it's over. Now that it's so dirty, how can you wear it out in the future?"
Shi Hongda stretched out his arms to hug Yu Juren's waist: "Then what do you think we should do?"
"How do I know?" Yu Juren put the clothes aside and sulked: "Will someone say that you have harmed the official authority in the future?"
He has never been an official, let alone an ancient official, and he doesn't know what the officialdom pays attention to, especially Shi Hongda is an official who was born as a secret agent. On the surface, he doesn't know anything about it.
Think about it and get angry.
"I don't know!" The official idiot husband and wife duo stared wide-eyed.
"Forget it, don't think about it, come on, go to sleep!" Shi Hongda simply cheated, rolled into the bed with Xiao Juren in his arms, and extinguished the candle with a wave of his big hand. This palm style is well practiced.
People who drank alcohol suddenly lost their self-control, Yuju also drank, Shi Hongda went crazy, and he also went crazy, and the two of them quarreled in the dark for half a night, and the next day It was nine o'clock in the morning, and the two of them woke up.
Shi Hongda hurriedly helped Xiao Juren up, and looked at him worriedly: Are you going to lose your temper?
"What are you looking at me for?" Yu Juren kicked him: "Come here quickly, it seems like Grandpa Che's is treating you to dinner today!"
"Aren't you angry?" It was so comfortable to toss yesterday, Shi Hongda thought that Yu Juren would be angry.
"Angry!" Yu Juren rolled his eyes at him: "You didn't put on an underwear for me."
"I'm not wearing them either!" Shi Hongda happily showed off Hong Guoguo's self.
"Hmph!" What's so good about having a good figure?He was in good shape in his previous life, but he is not good now. He used to kill chickens for nothing, but now he is better, because he has been tossing in his own experimental greenhouse.
The two of them quarreled for a while before they got up. Fortunately, because of the Chinese New Year and yesterday's spring banquet at their house, they were exhausted and everyone got up late, so they didn't feel embarrassed.
"Let's have breakfast first, we're going to have a spring banquet today!" Chef Huang yawned and shared breakfast with everyone.
They cleaned up too late yesterday, and they were all tired.
He couldn't bear to leave it in such a mess.
"Yes." You can eat anything, and the master and master who are not picky eaters are the same as everyone else.
It is said to be a meal, but it is actually a relatively convenient frozen dumpling, and the four accompanying dishes are all leftovers that were not served yesterday.
After eating, I hurried to wash up. Chef Huang and his family took the lead and went to Che’s house to help. Mrs. Che Zhang was pregnant and was about to give birth. Or one or two dishes, others are powerless.
The family went over to prepare the meals first, and then ate with everyone.
Xiao Juren also took the opportunity to sneak into the greenhouse to have a look. His strawberry tomatoes and emerald tomatoes are in full bloom, and it is absolutely no problem to pick a hundred of each each day.
"Little green persimmons, what do you think?" Shi Hongda picked one up, wiped it on his body, and threw it into his mouth. It smells delicious!
"If you have red ones, you can't have green ones?" Xiao Juren also picked one, washed it with the water next to it, and ate it. Sure enough, the food grown by himself was delicious.
"There are so many over there, why don't you pick them?" Shi Hongda pointed to the few trees next to him that Yu Juren had picked out alone.
"That's reserved for breeding. In the future, our village must have its own characteristics, right?" Yu Juren shook his little paw, "It's better to have small tomatoes that others don't have than to be imitated by others."
And there will be no competition, because other villages certainly don't have such small tomatoes!
"You're the only one who is smart." Shi Hongda understood, what Xiao Juren planned, this meant to open the back door for Shibali.
The two of them dragged their families to Grandpa Che's house.
In addition to Chef Huang's family, there was also the second aunt of the Zhang family who came to help.
How should I put it, it's also in-laws, isn't it?
The visitors are basically the heads of each family. Except for the female relatives who came to help, the others didn't even bring their children.
Yu Juren brought Yu Baobao.
Everyone understands that this is when the baby is viewed as the future heir, because there are also a few people who brought half-grown children, basically the eldest sons of various families.
Children of this age have their own social circle, and they don't know what to say when they get together.
Yu Baobao is also among them.
And Yu Juren told everyone about his plans for that little tomato.
"At least this is not afraid of being stolen. Even if someone wants the seeds, it will take a year or two, because at present, I am the only one who knows how to cultivate and plant." Yu Juren finally concluded: "In this way we will not conflict with them, they love Whatever we grow, we are the only ones!"
"Yes!" The old village chief was elated when he heard about it: "We are the only one for Scorpion Baba!"
Everyone is also smiling, as long as you are one step ahead of others, you are not afraid that you will not make money!
Of course, there are also people who secretly plan that their daughters-in-law, younger sister-in-law and so on are all married from outside, so they have to be careful at that time!
On the fourteenth day of the first lunar month, it snowed heavily again, Yu Juren looked out the window and sighed: "I wanted to take you to see the lights."
"It's the same next year." Yu Baobao comforted Yu Juren.
No way, he was unlucky enough to be covered with heavy snow. Although it was not big, it was enough to block the traffic.
The next day was the fifteenth day of the first lunar month, but the snow did not stop, so the family had to make glutinous rice balls and give them to the people in Shibalipu one by one. Shibalipu also had lanterns, but it was not as beautiful as the county town, let alone as colorful as the prefectural city.
However, Yu Liangji still took Shi Hongda and Yu Baobao to the ancestral hall, offered incense, burned paper, and lit lanterns.
On the sixteenth day of the first lunar month, I still have to go out to sweep the snow. After sweeping, I go to the spring banquet at Uncle Sun's house. However, as long as I have free time during this period, Xiao Juren will sit in the study and write the plan.
First of all, he wants to ensure that Shibalipu has its own characteristics. For the time being, it is small tomatoes and watermelons that are sweeter than others after planting in winter.
Of course, this is only the plan for the first two years. After these two years, these tricks will probably become outdated. Don't underestimate the IQ of these farmers who spend their whole lives digging in the soil.
Sometimes, they can work miracles!
In addition to outside affairs, there are also family affairs. Yu Juren asked Batu and the others to come over, accompanied by Shi Hongda, and Yu Juren had a serious discussion with them about their future.
"After the division, do you have any plans to do something?" The Ba family has a lot of savings, but after the contract is really terminated, they have to build a house, which is a big expense, and there is land, will they grow it?
Thinking that Batu didn't know how to hold a plow until now, Yu Juren gave up the idea of letting them follow the plow.
I really have no confidence in them!
"I haven't figured it out yet..." Batu scratched his head, "I don't know what to do."
To be honest, he himself is afraid of farming, but if he wants to hire manpower, let it be. At most, his family will be able to get enough apprentices for them to eat. In addition to paying taxes, he can still have a little money, so the manpower can only be mediocre. , can't save money.
"You used to herd sheep, raise cattle and ride horses. It's impossible to herd sheep. I won't allow you to herd sheep." Yu Juren explained clearly, because some breeds of sheep like to eat grass roots, and when the land becomes desertified, Who cares?
Batu's expression hardened a bit, the sheep won't be let go, huh?
"You can raise cows, um, beef cows, dairy cows, whatever!" Yu Juren came up with a solution, he couldn't raise sheep, he could only raise cattle.
Raising cattle is very troublesome, and cattle are not as convenient as sheep due to their large size.
"How good are cows? They eat grass and milk them!" said Yu Juren.
Batu was even more confused, isn't this a matter of course?Cows don't eat grass, do they want to eat?
Shi Hongda stood aside with a stern face, his stomach was almost full of laughter!
"Aunt Song, what are you going to do after you go out?" Yu Juren began to ask other people.
"I, I, I actually..." She didn't want to go out, but her son-in-law insisted, and she couldn't help it.
"Why don't you open a tailor shop?" Yu Juren suggested: "Your craftsmanship is so good, opening a tailor shop will definitely make money!"
"Can it work?" Aunt Song looked at Yu Juren in surprise.
It's good to be able to open a shop and live on your own, but Aunt Song has experienced a lot, and she's afraid that someone will cause trouble. Of course, Shiba Mile Shop can't do it, but she knows Shiba Mile Shop's xenophobia, so she wants to open a shop. Tailor shop, unless someone is willing to back her.
"Why can't it work?" Xiaoju Juren had already thought about it. At present, Shibalipu only has the most basic grocery store and blacksmith's shop, a tofu workshop, plus his elementary school, and the rest is gone!
If there is a tailor shop or a cloth shop or something, of course it would be great!
Everyone's life is convenient, and to a certain extent, it can be compared with other villages.
"Just tell me if you want it or not?" Yu Liangji looked at Aunt Song, it was very rare for such a skilled person.
He wasn't happy to let her out, but it didn't make sense for her to be the villain who stopped her because of her filial piety.
"Think!" Aunt Song nodded.
Apart from this skill, she has nothing. Her daughter is married to Bardo, but there is no reason for her to support her, isn't it?
Before she was too old to be confused, of course she wanted to be self-reliant.
"That's it!" Xiao Juren was happy, as long as she started a business, her family would have a place to make clothes: "In the future, I will have to trouble you to make things."
Aunt Song smiled back, the elder master and the younger master are both very good people, really nice.
Yu Juren sent Aunt Song away with a smile, and turned around and said, "There is a place to wash your clothes from now on!"
Shi Hongda: "...!"
Aunt Song made the last official uniform. I don't know what method was used. After washing and ironing, it was finally cleaned.
The whole first month was spent eating and drinking, and Mrs. Che Zhang gave birth!
A big fat boy was born!
The old couple of the Che family were very happy!
Yu Liangji prepared a generous gift, and Mrs. Huang bought a hundred eggs. Eggs are very expensive at this time, usually one copper plate, but now the price has increased to three copper coins.
There are also two little hens and two horses of red cotton cloth, the same as the villagers, only a set of silver longevity locks and bracelets and anklets that are smaller than Juren are more expensive.
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