What a big shrimp, what a small person

"What a Big Shrimp, What a Small Man" Mr. Yi

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What a big shrimp, what a small person

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01. Lobster

Shrimp was salvaged up.

Shaking along the way, the little shrimp was wobbled by something woven with a large rattan and mentioned a place with high temperature and many fires.

Shrimp covered his two protruding eyes with the two big pliers in front, which seemed to be full of tears.

Daddy-mother...

Come and save the little shrimp, the little shrimp was caught by the bad guys! !

The little shrimp hopped and stretched out all its paws to climb out, but before it succeeded, it was bounced off by a thing with five sticks.

The fallen shrimp was on its back, and no one cared about it. It still struggled a few times, but it felt so comfortable in this position and wanted to sleep...

The little shrimp waved its paws, saw that there was nothing to disturb it, and yawned big. After working for a long time, it was tired, so let's take a nap.

The cook in the kitchen looked at the lobsters in the basket and smiled triumphantly. The prawn seller was right. Let them turn over on their backs, and the rambunctious thing would fall asleep after a while.

"Chef Liu, quickly bring this lobster to the Young Palace Master to have a look. He said that he wants to see how the lobster is. After all, it is a rare item. Pay attention to the answer."

A palace lord's servant who was serving in the front yard hurriedly dropped this sentence and left. The person called Chef Liu was dumbfounded. This... this lobster just made him fall asleep. How could this thing make him fall asleep? It's waking up, Palace Master, don't think that old Liu got a dead shrimp to fool people!

"Hey! Hey!" Chef Liu poked the lobster lying on his back in the basket enjoying himself with a small stick, feeling worried, "I said, don't sleep, it's time to get up..."

Chef Liu patted his forehead, feeling like his brain had been kicked by a donkey, why would he say this to a shrimp!

He poked it a few more times with the stick, only to see the lobster wave its front claw, and then it didn't move again in a blink of an eye.

Chef Liu thought about it for a long time before he realized that the shrimp was waving its claws just now to demonstrate to him?

Chef Liu couldn't wake Xiao Xia up, so he had no choice but to carry the basket to the front yard by himself.

forecourt.

Yu Yi was having a banquet, and the three people who came were all famous sects in Jianghu, but they lost their things, so they found here. It's not that he suspected that Geye Palace was involved in this matter, but Geye Palace opened the door to do it. This is the business of listening to the wind, so after the matter was settled, the palace lord Yu Yi invited someone to be a guest in Geye Palace.

Yu Yi is Yu Ze's father, Yu Ze was originally called Yu Er instead of Yu Ze.Although Yu Yi's ability is good, and his kung fu is even more superb, but the kung fu of this name is the same as his father's, it's really not good!Yu Yi's father's name is Yu Da, and it has been passed down to Yu Ze's generation. His mother gave birth to Yu Ze, who hadn't even snorted for a long time. When she heard this, she immediately twitched.

Fortunately, when Xiao Yuze grew up, with the support of a tough mother who despised his father extremely, he forcibly washed away the shame of five years and gave himself a new name.

This is how Yu Ze got his name.

Closer to home, at this time Chef Liu had already brought the basket to the front yard, Yu Yi didn't care, he waved his hand directly, saying that the young master wants to see, you can give him a look, don't stand here.

Chef Liu said yes again and again, carried the basket without touching the ground, turned around and went to Yu Ze next to him.

Yu Ze put down the chopsticks in his hand, raised his eyebrows, and squinted at Chef Liu.

"Brought it?"

This tone is extremely lazy and flat.

"This is the lobster that the young master wants to see. This one looks a little special. It is a white shrimp that we don't often see. Even if you cook this kind of shrimp, it is still white." Liu Chef explained repeatedly, looking at the young The palace lord's scrutinizing eyes broke out in cold sweat.

"Why..." Yu Ze said, bending over, carefully staring at the defenseless lobster, "Fall asleep?"

Chef Liu's breath was choked in his throat, and he almost passed out in one breath!

Damn, don't you know how to finish a sentence!Scared me to death!

"Young Palace Master is wise, this lobster is indeed asleep, and I haven't woken it up yet." Chef Liu said yes with a smile.

"Oh..." The Young Palace Master dragged his tone, he poured all the wine in his hand on the lazy shrimp, and asked Chef Liu to go down and slaughter the shrimp without hesitation, "Go down Do it, and see what it looks like to steam this white shrimp."

The half-dead look of the lobster made his curiosity disappear, and he kept singing.

"What a big shrimp, what a shrimp..."

What?steamed!

The sleeping shrimp caught these two words, and his whiskers, legs, and so on instantly stiffened!

Dad... Mother...

Come and save the shrimp, someone wants to steam the shrimp! !

"Huh?" Yu Ze subconsciously stopped Chef Liu who was about to leave. He looked at the lobster that had climbed up in the basket with some doubts. At this time, the lobster was full of vitality and was happily climbing around in the basket...

Yu Ze took the basket and put it on the table, he bent down and started to look at it, but he looked at it obediently!

The two small eyes in front of the lobster seemed to see him too. If the lobster had any expression, Yu Ze was sure that the lobster was looking at him with teary eyes.

Yu Ze thought about what he just said, lowered his head, and tentatively said, "Steam!"

Sure enough, as soon as these two words were uttered, the lobster that had been aggrieved and looked at him began to flee around.Fool!Yu Ze bitterly worried about the silly and lazy shrimp in the basket, even if he escaped without a destination, he knew how to circle around the basket, no wonder he was caught, you are climbing up!

Xiao Xia felt wronged, that big face just now was indeed a bad guy!bad guy!

Dad... Mother...

Bad guy with a big face!

"Chef Liu, I've kept this shrimp, let's change it to another dish..."

Yu Ze was interested in this shrimp. Although the shrimp was lazy and stupid, it was quite fun. Chef Liu was also a little speechless looking at the shrimp that was still circling in the basket, how stupid!too stupid!Don't let the palace master and the young palace master eat the stupid disease, it's better to change it to a shrimp.

Yu Ze looked at the shrimp in the basket with great interest, and when it was tired and stopped to rest, he popped out the word "steamed", and the shrimp started another [-]-mile long march.

Steaming...circling...

Steaming...circling...

……

father - mother -

Where are you, the little shrimp is going to be exhausted!

Xiao Xia wet his clothes with tears, feeling very wronged.

As for Yuze, he touched his chin, and was still looking at the busy shrimp. This shrimp... seems to be able to understand what he said.

Interesting, really interesting.

He picked up the basket and left without saying hello.The little shrimp is exhausted and is resting in the basket, as long as the big-faced villain is not trying to steam it, it can rest and rest...

02. Handkerchief

Yu Ze took the lobster back and looked left and right. At this time, the lazy shrimp saw that it was out of danger and started to sleep again!

He didn't even think about it, he said "steaming" to make Xiao Xia exercise for so long, and he still has the face to say that others are lazy, Xiao Xia is a good baby who is loved by his parents.

"What a big shrimp...a ​​shrimp..."

Yu Ze started to sing again, seeing that the lazy shrimp still didn't respond, he put the basket on the table, thought about it, and was worried, what if the lobster absconded in the dark?Although their Geye Building is a business of listening to the wind, but such a shrimp ran out, with their strength...

Really hard to find.

When you are not sure to find it, you can share it with others...

Yuze's face was full of black lines, and his brain had automatically imagined the miserable situation of the lazy shrimp being steamed and placed on the table waiting to be shared...

Hey……

Yu Ze sighed, and went to rummage through the boxes and boxes. In the end, he had no choice but to pull a thread on the mosquito net, and tied a thin leg behind the lobster to the table.

The lobster slept in the dark, and didn't know that his legs were tied. He didn't even wave his two front paws, and he was still sleeping on his back with one leg tied.

Yuzawa was speechless.

At dawn, Yu Ze got up to see the lobster first.

Don't worry about his busy work for so long yesterday, who would have thought that when he stood in front of the basket, he was almost scared to death!

He rubbed his eyes, and rubbed his eyes again!

That's right!

Why is there a white and tender child sleeping in the basket?

my God!

After Yu Ze saw the thin red mosquito net rope on the child's right leg, he was really stupid.

this kid...

No, he should be about fourteen or fifteen years old, but he is a bit small, not even as big as his palm, not even half a foot long.

This can't be the shrimp from last night...

Why is it shrinking?

Yu Ze couldn't laugh or cry, after he calmed down, he found a brush and gently brushed the child's belly, the child scratched his belly, turned over and went back to sleep.

Yu Ze was speechless, your little ass and penis are all seen, and you still have the nerve to sleep.

Although those things are a bit small...

Yu Ze didn't dare to strike, for fear that he would break the little thing if he exerted too much strength, so he started to worry while holding the brush, but when he was worried, his hands were not idle, the brush was on the body of the lobster. Brush it and brush it.

Large basket for a lobster, the whole thing makes it roll around.

But Yu Ze was quite cheerful.

Seeing that he couldn't wake up the lobster, Yu Ze suddenly had a flash of inspiration, remembering the performance of the lobster last night, so he put down the brush and called out tentatively