football's most handsome

"Hello, fans and friends, welcome to Stamford Bridge to watch the 03th round of the 04-25 Premier League season, Chelsea's home game against Manchester United!"

The on-site commentator said something casually, and then glanced at the list in his hand. The players were basically those people, so after a quick read, he said with great interest: "It is worth mentioning that this is Manchester United 20. For the first time in years we'll be watching without Sir Alex Ferguson on the sidelines, so we'll have to wait and see what Manchester United do!"

...Although it is to wait and see, the gloating boos of the home fans almost overturned Stamford Bridge.

Mr. Smith stood at the door of the locker room and kept wiping his sweat. He should have gone in 2 minutes ago to explain to the players what they should pay attention to in this game. After all, he will have to greet the referee and them later, so the time is short.Juan was arranging other matters at this time. Passing by the door of the locker room, he found that he was still dawdling, and subconsciously patted him on the shoulder: "Mr. Smith?"

Obviously he was taken aback, and he could see a thing or two from the pair of eyes that suddenly looked over. Juan raised his hands to show his harmlessness: "I didn't mean to disturb you, but the time is tight."

"Juan, I..." Mr. Smith simply couldn't tell what he was suffering from. As the second assistant coach, what he often did was lead everyone to warm up and stretch on the court. At best, he was a physical education teacher. Become the commander of that group of big names?

...I'm sorry to say that it has been a year since I came to Manchester United, and Mr. Smith still feels a little faint when he sees Keane.

"Why don't you go and talk to them?" Mr. Smith thought for a while, and handed the tactical board to him, "I know you have more prestige among them." Although Juan was two or 30 years younger than him, but He still believed in the young man's aura.

After all, he is the one who can challenge the entire Red Devils team in training!

Juan thought for a while, nodded and took the tactical board: "Okay, then you go to greet the referee first, and we will cooperate together." When Sir Alexis is away, they must divide the work and cooperate to drive the aircraft carrier carefully.

Watching Mr. Smith turn his head and leave in a hurry, Juan flipped through the tactical board. This is the best plan he and Mr. Smith discussed together. Ferguson is resting now, and none of them dare to disturb him. After seeing him, all of them came back in disgrace, with only two exceptions——

Juan, and Cristiano.

Opening the door of the locker room, the players were obviously ready. They were not surprised to see Juan coming in, but they all whistled: "Coach Dias?" "Not bad, not bad, quite like a head coach !" "But shouldn't the head coach wear a suit, leather shoes and a tie? Why are you still wearing a tracksuit?" "And this tracksuit looks familiar..."

The last person who said this casually was Scholes. As a goal shooter, he has top-notch intuition. Everyone thinks that the clothes on this person look familiar, and the shoes seem to be wearing sneakers?

Juan clapped the tactical board in his hand: "Don't make trouble, we all know that the head coach of this game is Mr. Smith, and I am just an assistant coach."

There seems to be no dress code for teaching assistants?

Before everyone could figure it out, Juan walked to the middle of the locker room and calmly opened the board in his hand: "Now let's talk about the tactics on the field, and the old rules will still be on the field later..."

Cristiano surreptitiously pulled Ferdinand's clothes. Ferdinand looked down and found that his teammates were signaling him to bend down to speak, so the two of them hid behind them and whispered softly.

"Leo, you don't think Juan's clothes look familiar?" Cristiano asked in a low voice, pointing to Juan's clothes with some caution—he was wearing a tracksuit and shorts, standing with his arms open. There was a calm look on his face.

"..." Ferdinand looked at him with unspeakable eyes. "Obviously, he was wearing a training jacket."

"No, I mean the clothes inside!"

"Ronaldo, Ferdinand." Juan Bing's cold voice made the two of them seem to be stuffed into the cold from behind, all the way from the top to the bottom of the ice. squinting people.

Looking at the pitiful expressions of those two people, Juan thought about it and still didn't give them a "love hug" before the start of the game, and coughed lightly: "I will leave the midfield to you."

"Okay!" The two said in unison. Juan thought for a while and said, "By the way, Ferdinand, you are injured, aren't you? I have an idea..."

"The players have entered the field! We can see that Juan Dias is still sitting on the Manchester United bench today. The former Castilla captain has been on the Manchester United bench for three months. The news from Castilla said that he had retired due to injury in a car accident, so what is the situation with the people sitting on the Manchester United bench now, is Manchester United a waste recycling bin?"

After a pause, the on-site commentator seemed to say something quickly in a low voice: "Still wearing the jersey... poof."

Yes, Juan is wearing the Manchester United game jersey, which is why everyone feels familiar for a moment-nonsense, can you not be familiar?That's my own jersey!Seeing the number 23 embroidered in bright red on the sweatpants, they should have reacted!

The Stamford Bridge home ground was laughing at Juan and Manchester United - with emphasis on Manchester United.After all, Juan has been sitting here quietly for half a season, and the home fans are no strangers to it. Only when it comes to an away game that Manchester United has not played this season, the on-site commentary will make a fuss for a long time.

In contrast, Manchester United has dominated the Premier League for more than ten or 20 years. As a result, Wenger has been unbeaten in 25 league rounds this season. He gloats at other people's misfortune, and even says what he catches.

Damn, you've suppressed us for more than ten years, and this time someone can finally conquer you!

Especially today, Ferguson is not on the field, and the backbone of the entire Manchester United team is not there. What do they have to be afraid of?

The game fell into a stalemate at the beginning. Chelsea got a big boss to join the team last year. This year, they are a little more comfortable and have brought in more famous players. Although the lineup is incomparable with Manchester United, they are the winner. The head coach is standing on the edge of the court!

For Manchester United, whether there is an old man standing on the sidelines is enough to affect the quality of the game.

—Smith was dying on the sidelines.

Manchester United almost achieved nothing in the entire first half of the game. Whether it was defense or organization of offense, there was a trace of confusion. Although Cristiano also organized two decent offenses, everyone knows that in fact, his area of ​​expertise is It doesn't include things like organizing offense.

Van Nistelrooy in the frontcourt only touched the ball a few times in the first half, Scholes, Giggs, and Cristiano almost broke their legs in the midfield, and Keane and Ferdinand in the backcourt even broke their legs from time to time. He cooperated with the goalkeeper to stage a god-level rescue, and the whole game was a thrill.

…Of course, that is relative to Manchester United fans.

During the intermission, the entire locker room was eerily quiet. They came back with a score of 1:0, according to the rules.If Sir Alexis was present, they would have been scolded bloody at this time, but Mr. Smith could only say a few words, which made everyone even more frustrated.

It would be great if Sir Alex was here at this time.

Ferguson will definitely wake them up, point out their shortcomings on the court, and even threaten them to teach them an unforgettable lesson.

Looking at the stagnant locker room, Smith didn't know what to do. In the end, he could only turn his eyes to Juan who was standing at the door for help.

He is a very good assistant coach. It is really difficult for him to be the head coach, especially the head coach of a fierce team like the Red Devils.

Juan didn't say anything. It was said that he was an assistant coach in this game, but in fact, he couldn't contribute much in the command.After all, he is also wearing a jersey, and he is going to play later.

Only after the game against Chelsea can Sir Alex Ferguson decide whether to let him play in the group match against Real Madrid. He just promised Sir Alex Ferguson that he can play the entire game on the court, but his words are unfounded. At least at this moment he needs to give the Red Devils coach some proof.

I don’t know if it’s fate or not. In the 02-03 season, Real Madrid and Manchester United met in the quarter-finals. What’s disappointing is that the Red Devils stopped at the quarter-finals with a total score of 5:6 Real Madrid. The final, and this season they met in the group stage, the encounter between Real Madrid and Manchester United made the game even more dramatic.

Whether it is Hamlet who succeeded in revenge or the unlucky character who continues to be double brushed depends on this game.

As an assistant coach, he can reprimand or even give additional training to the players of the whole team, but as a player, it is not suitable for him to speak when Keane, the captain of the team, has not spoken, so even for now The situation was very anxious, and he couldn't speak.

After the start of the second half, Manchester United still maintained an anxious game situation.

Smith’s on-the-spot command experience is not without, but it’s really the first time to coach the Premier League or even Manchester United. He knows what’s wrong with the performance of the players on the court, but no matter how much he shouts, he can’t convey it. And the execution ability of the players It was much slower than when Ferguson was there. Juan sat on the bench and looked at him, then at the board in his hand, and finally got up.

Keane was about to explode in the backcourt.He played very hard at the beginning of the game, and he felt bound all over his body. Although Smith reminded him that he was able to smooth it out a little bit, but when Ferdinand and him looked at each other, the two of them were at the same time. Realization: There's something wrong with the positions of the two of them.

Cristiano got the ball in the frontcourt, and Stamford Bridge booed him all over the sky. Finally, he turned around and got rid of the defenders in a disguised form. When he looked up, he found that the position where someone should have been responding was empty. He subconsciously Turning his head to search for a while, it turned out that in just a few seconds, the people behind followed him like a shadow, and directly stuck to his position.

Scholes, who was running, suddenly heard a voice, which was passed smoothly in the noisy stadium, with reassuring power: "Paul!"

Scholes subconsciously looked towards the side of the court. He had already run to a position close to Manchester United's fast sideline, and there, Juan was looking at him. There seemed to be nothing in those ice-blue eyes, and something seemed to be decided.

"Tell Ferdinand to retreat, Keane to the middle, and Neville to press forward." After a pause, he said: "Then you wait at the center circle, and the ball will pass."

"Ah?" Scholes was stunned and scratched his head. Juan looked at the situation on the court and nodded: "Trust me, go quickly."

Scholes didn't know what Juan was going to do, but based on his trust in him on weekdays, Scholes went to convey his meaning to everyone. At this time, Cristiano was still struggling in the frontcourt. After giving the ball to Ruud van Nistelrooy, he started running, only waiting for the shot to succeed, but Ruud van Nistelrooy's shot was blocked, and Chelsea's players took the ball and started to counterattack.

Cristiano was depressed for a while for the first time, and he should go to make up for it at this time! ...Even if his defense is really bad.

However, before he ran two steps, he was stunned to find that Scholes came back with the ball and waved to him while running. Cristiano looked around and found that there were no other Red Devils players around him, only one Chelsea. The central defender is still not far away, seeing that he is also going to defend Scholes, the Portuguese teenager has an epiphany.

This is to pass the ball to him!

He was still thinking about it, the next second the ball was sent over, Cristiano subconsciously caught the ball, and then rushed towards Chelsea's penalty area. Ruud van Nistelrooy was in the small penalty area at this moment, but there were two Defender, so the Dutchman stretched out his hand for the ball and looked so weak.

Cristiano looked up and glanced at the situation in front of the door, and then paid attention to his surroundings, and a crazy idea was gradually born in his heart.

—Why can't I?

——What he can do, I can do too!

Chelsea's defense was already close at hand. Cristiano stepped on five or six dexterous bicycles and swayed past the opponent, and then he dodged and shot!

"Goooooal! Cristiano Ronaldo!" The on-site commentator shouted, quite jealous, "I have to say that Ferguson made a very good deal in the summer. The Portuguese teenager is the magic weapon for the entire Manchester United. It’s really admirable to lift weights lightly.”

Of course, if their big boss is willing to buy the Portuguese teenager, that would be great!

... However, whether Sir Alex will sell or not is another matter.

The Portuguese teenager who scored a goal happily wanted to run to the bench, but he was grabbed by Scholes, and he was rubbed in his arms. He finally broke free from this one, and the next one here we go again……

Cristiano feels bad all over orz

After the goal was scored, Juan finally breathed a sigh of relief. He was a little worried when he rashly asked Scholes to adjust his position. After all, what he said was not very precise, but it turns out that these Manchester United stars are not It's a false name, as long as you point out the location to them, they will be able to make changes with ease.

However, the teammate's goal was a pleasant surprise. He stood on the edge of the field and applauded in relief, and was about to sit back on the bench when he was stopped by Coach Smith, who immediately gave him a big hug: "Juan! you are awesome!"

"It's their credit." Juan said casually, and after thinking about it, he added, "It's all of us." During the celebration just now, those players on the bench hugged Mr. Smith with a huff. Maybe he wanted to hug Juan, but who made him find no one at once?

——In order to send a message to Scholes, Juan almost ran to the center circle, a little closer to Chelsea's coaching bench, and received unanimous glaring from the other side.

However, Juan doesn't care what the situation is at all, in fact he is a little nervous now.

According to the agreement, when the game progressed to 10 minutes, they would replace him and use Ferdinand.

In fact, Juan is not very suitable for Ferdinand's position. After all, he is a defensive midfielder, not a defender in the traditional sense. When the time approached 55 minutes, Smith gestured to Juan.

"Now we can see that Manchester United cannot pose a threat to our team no matter what. The goal just now may have been just a fluke, and what we need to do next is... huh?" The on-site commentator paused, Then stretched his neck, "Am I not mistaken?"

He rubbed his eyes twice to make sure that there was nothing wrong with him, and then he shouted: "Manchester United have played a substitution sign - No. 23 Juan Diaz, replace No. 5 Rio Ferdinand!"

"How ironic, as far as we know, what Juan Dias did after he arrived at Manchester United was the club's translator, translating the club's official documents and various news into several languages. An assistant job, that's just the third assistant, what do I hear now, they want to replace him? This is simply ridiculous, Manchester United is almost on the road to destruction without the leadership of Ferguson... Well……"

The eloquent voice of the on-site commentary was suddenly as if someone had pressed the pause button, and then there was a scream of strangled neck.

"G... Goooooooal!! Cristiano Ronaldo!! The assist came from Juan Diaz! But what happened on the field just now??"

Juan hugged the rushing teammate very calmly, and when the others ran over to hug, they also hugged politely one by one. He didn't look very excited. The pass just now seemed to him It is as simple as drinking water, so it is not worthy of praise. This indifferent expression is inversely proportional to the madness of the entire stadium.

"Let's take a look at the replay!! Quickly watch the replay!!" In the excited voice of the commentator, almost everyone looked up at the big screen—they also wanted to know why the ball was still at the Chelsea player's feet just now. He disappeared the moment he passed Juan, and then appeared at Cristiano's feet!

The slow motion shows that Juan rushed over calmly when facing the opponent player, his upper body shook slightly, and when the opponent player was about to kick the ball away, his toe had already touched the football first. Football, like a bee provoked by a fragrant flower, flings itself at Juan's feet.

The next second when he was in control of the football, Juan didn't stop at all. Instead, he knocked the football casually with the back of his foot, and he knocked the ball to Cristiano 45 yards away.

And Cristiano, facing almost no defense and the goalkeeper's attention was on Ruud van Nistelrooy, volleyed the ball into the goal with ease.

At the end of the replay, the audience was still immersed in his footwork, and the big screen just cut the camera to Juan at this moment. The dark blond man looked ahead calmly, still paying attention to the field It seems that he doesn't care about the exclamation and applause of the audience at all.

After hugging their captain, Cristiano finally couldn't help tugging at his clothes: "Captain, why aren't you excited?"

Juan was about to run away, but he tilted his head when he heard the question from his teammate.

"congratulations?"

"..." Cristiano finally realized that his team leader might be born lacking in the skill point of excitement.

"Brilliant performance! Amazing footwork! Dias reminds me of a man - John Tate Robertson, our first manager in Chelsea's history, and he is also the main force of the team! I Now I really want to know why he chose to retire with his technical and physical condition!" When he said this, the commentator was very excited and blurted out, "He should belong to Stamford Bridge!"

Of course, let’s not talk about how many Red Devils fans’ “kind” greetings this commentary brought to the commentator. Afterwards, Juan’s miraculous performance on the court is still being staged, and Juan is commanding on the court.

He is familiar with the whole team. He has been training closely together for more than half a season and even confronted within the team so that Manchester United can adapt to him well. become a unique existence.

"Manchester United's entire offensive and defensive system has become completely different in the last three to 10 minutes..." The on-site commentary said very heavily, "They don't know whether it was a magic trick or what Dias did. In short, we lost , and with a score of 4:1."

In the second half, Manchester United seemed to have changed a team. It became crisp and neat, with a touch of chic, and directly fixed the score at 4:1. The face of the person who laughed and watched the fun was burning.

The next day, all the newspapers in the British Isles were reporting the same thing——

4:1, half an hour, Stamford Bridge tragedy!

The murderer: Juan Diaz, former captain of Castilla, captain of Portugal U21, third assistant coach and interpreter of Manchester United!

At the same time, the entire football world was boiling, and all the sports media made a mess, and after the quarrel, they unanimously pointed the finger at one point.

- Spain, Real Madrid.

The author has something to say:

Today's Theatre:

#How can I distract my wife from watching TV? #

Sir Alex: I want to watch TV! (.-.)ノ

Wife: No football games allowed.

Sir Alex: I want to see Juan! (ノ｀Д)ノ

Wife: Come right after the game.

Sir Alex: ...I want to see Juan play football!The immersive kind! ("'3'")

Madame: Just think about it :)

Lord Sir: (.﹏.)qnq