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"Then you haven't thought about working hard?" Sarah asked one more question unwillingly, and Juan's answer to this was very concise: "His future is in Real Madrid, and the next...Miss Smith."

I don't know if it was for evasion or for something, Juan ordered Smith next, and as Juan's number one brainless fan, she stood up and threw a grenade directly to live up to expectations.

"We have a lot of questions about this list, but right now, my personal biggest question is, why is Depor so age-polarized?"

This is indeed a question that everyone wants to know. The oldest in Deportivo is 38 years old, and the youngest is only 16 years old. Is this really good?Although this directly brought Depor's average age to almost the same as that of a normal La Liga team, but a list is not a child's play to be solved by pulling people!

"It's okay." Juan thought for a while and added, "As far as I can see now, Depor's structure is still very reasonable, with new forces and veteran players leading the way, and there will be no gaps in the middle, which is pretty good. of."

... The audience actually felt that what Juan said made sense.

"But no matter how reasonable the structure is, isn't your lineup terrible?" Another reporter bluntly raised his doubts, "I glanced at your roster... Aimar's style of play is soft and he can only use his right foot. , Quaresma just loves to show off technological breakthroughs."

"Are Postiga and Romario going to hold the ball longer than whoever doesn't pass it? Riquelme and Redondo have a classic midfielder and a classic midfielder, basically they don't light up their work. Other skills, which are the so-called partial subjects, Portillo is still a Raul-type striker, and you have made Depor fans very uncertain about this season."

The young coach of Laco tilted his head and smiled: "If you all understand me, how ordinary am I?"

"But the problem now is..."

"I know that there are many people who want to give me advice. Many of them have never coached a game, and some of them have only played two games on FIFA and other games before they come to clamor."

When Juan said this, he was quite rude: "Then why they can only sit at home and play games, while I am talking about my club and the new season with you in the hall?"

→Hey Juan, have you lost your friendliness?

Especially now, Juan has a very cold expression on his face, and the aggressive man looks like he is going to duel for a moment, and everyone doesn't know what to say for a while, but at the scene Before the atmosphere cooled down, Juan had already smiled at everyone again.

"Next question."

Seeing that the expression on Juan's face was a little relaxed, everyone relaxed a little bit, and someone raised their hands again: "There are too many questions now, and we don't know where to ask them for a while... But now I have a question. I want to ask you a big question!"

"Please speak." Juan nodded.

"Do you have confidence in yourself?"

"Of course." Juan smiled.

"Where does confidence come from?"

"Please look down at the list in your hands. This is the source of my confidence."

However, everyone looked down at the paper in their hands, and all they saw was... a flaw.

Various slots!

In fact, they have too many problems. Why is there Redondo?Why Romario?Why Zagorakis?Why Riquelme?Why is there Aimar?All the questions are spinning wildly in their minds, but they just don't know where the problem is.

Facing everyone's faces asking for answers, Juan was also very calm, and smiled a little: "Guess?"

puff.

La Coruña, Spain's largest flicker club.

A few years later, when everyone took out this list again, they realized that the several names written on this piece of paper were indeed very interesting, and some of them had even embarked on the path of legend. It's a pity At that time, they did not seize the opportunity to ask a few more questions.

"As far as we know, La Liga generally has a roster of 25 people. Generally, only those with a small number of people are suspected. There has never been a case of dissatisfaction. Are you trying to recruit people from Deportivo's youth training?"

"No." Juan smiled, "You're a young man, anyway, you don't feel anything about little beets, do you?"

The people below laughed: "Yes, compared to Xiao Xianrou, we are actually more curious about some familiar names... Romario, the Brazilian lone wolf has disappeared in the top league for seven years , how did you convince him to join?"

"This involves some private issues, so let's not talk about it for the time being." Juan tilted his head and thought for a while, then answered solemnly.

"Say it~" "Say it Juan~"

"Don't fool me just because I'm young and inexperienced." The person above coughed lightly, with a helpless look on his face, and everyone couldn't help laughing. They really have such thoughts. Which coach in the top league is now? Not old fried dough sticks, old foxes?Everyone is like a fine person, it is rare to come out with a little fresh meat that is so tender!

But joking aside, he dialed the microphone and replied: "I just think that 'an old family is like a treasure'. In any case, Romario's experience will be of great help to our new team."

"Isn't it because Laco is poor?"

"Really not." Juan smiled, "The veteran is a brilliant and priceless asset in the team...and who said that we Laco are poor?"

"I heard that you were only given a buy-in fund of 4000 million at the beginning?" Someone asked, "I heard that there was an increase later, so you can get the team together."

"Yeah, a shareholder has increased the fund used to purchase players, thank you for this generous new shareholder." Juan said casually, but the people below all looked like "you're fucking kidding us".

Brother, isn't the new shareholder you?

"But you, Deportivo, haven't announced the player's price until now, which is rare in the transfer window," someone below raised his hand, "It stands to reason that after the player signs the contract, the contract should be submitted to the UEFA and made it public, but Depor seems to have never done so."

Otherwise, the media wouldn't be fighting this unprepared battle here.

"Yes," Juan nodded majestically, "We in Lacco are a small place with few people, and we can't bear everyone's tossing about reporting, so we didn't report with much fanfare."

"..."

No, Juan's words are getting more and more reasonable, what should they do if they can't refute?

When the audience fell silent, Jane stood up again and coughed lightly.

"Actually, Juan, I brought you an induction gift."

When she said this, Jane's face turned red, so everyone quickly thought of the question from the previous European Cup, and immediately everyone started booing.

After all, Juan also said before that if the gift is not accepted from the public, then this gift must be private!

"I hope you can accept it..." Jane's face was almost red, but she still chose to muster up the courage to get up and go forward to hand over her box. Juan smiled and was about to say something when he heard another A female voice cut in immediately.

"Wait a moment!"

Seeing Miaoman standing up again, everyone said "Oh yeah" in the bottom of their hearts.

Appeared, Sara-Jane's prestigious Shura field!

Sara stood up and smiled at Juan: "Actually, I also brought an entry gift, which is also a little bit of my own heart."

"Is that so." Juan raised his eyebrows and looked down, "All of you brought gifts to see me?"

The reporters at the scene burst out laughing, and sporadic people shouted a few words: "Juan, we also brought gifts!" He was booed by the people next to him: "Then take it out and have a look!" "Hurry up!" Take it out hahahaha!" "Can't take it out!?"

Booing back to booing, the two women had to accept things, after all, Juan's tutor had taught him to be gentle with women, but Juan soon realized that he had made a mistake.

He shouldn't accept these things in public... because it means that it has to be opened in public, and then praise the gift, this is etiquette.

But now that these two people have stood in front of him, what else can they say?So Juan could only start to unwrap the presents. First of all, of course, he chose someone he was not familiar with to open first. It looked like a very elegant and simple design. Juan was stunned, and then he pushed the box back seriously.

"Miss Granero, your gift is too expensive, I can't take it."

"Is it expensive?" Sara was also taken aback, "It's okay, it matches your clothes better."

"For the working class, the price of this pair of cuffs should not be cheap." Juan smiled helplessly, and gave the box to her again, "What a beautiful girl, why not decorate yourself."

Faced with Juan's sincere words, Sara blushed and said nothing. She pushed the box to him and sat back. Juan had no choice but to accept it, and began to unwrap Jane's gift.

When unwrapping the presents, Jane's expression was always tense. After all, the things she gave might be a bit out of date, and it's a bit too embarrassing to give it in public...

Juan unpacked the package without feeling anything, and then took it out in a pleasant surprise——

A whip.

A jockey whip.

Short jockey whip with horn handle, approx. 50 cm in length.

The head of the whip is a soft tip about 10 cm long, a bit like a small spatula, but it is a very authentic short equestrian whip with good flexibility, and the black-colored whip looks hot and abstinent , it seems that this whip can not only be used on horses.

To be honest, Juan was dumbfounded.

All the media reporters at the scene were also dumbfounded.

But that doesn't stop them from taking pictures, does it? :)

So in the silence, the bright light began to flicker violently, Juan finally reacted, looked at the whip in his hand, and couldn't help raising his eyebrows.

"Well, Jane, though I'm very impressed you gave me something, but... a jockey whip?"

Facing Juan's question, Jane moved a little uneasily, and then explained very carefully and quickly: "Actually, what I want to say is that this horsewhip may be used to spur you to work harder, as well as Slapping the players when they do something wrong..."

Miss, you'd better not walk at night, okay?Maybe 24 well-known and unknown people will come out to catch you. -_-#

"Thank you." Juan smiled, "But the whip doesn't seem to be used like this when riding a horse."

"Of course it's not used like this!" Someone shouted from below, "You can use it on girls!" He glanced at his direction with a smile, and played with the whip casually.

"The whip used for horse riding is generally called an auxiliary riding tool, and it is not used to punish the horse. In fact, although the horse has the IQ of a three-year-old child, it is very sensitive whether the rider is riding on the horse or not. They will feel, so the use of the whip should be more cautious, and let the horse understand the purpose of hitting the hip with the whip. If the strength of the punishment horse is [-]%, then use [-]% force to whip them and tell them not to So lazy."

Obviously, everyone is a reporter, and everyone has a perfect score in reading comprehension. When they heard Juan say this, they automatically substituted the analogy. The men thought that Juan was talking about his rule. method, but the female reporters sounded different. Many of the female reporters at the scene flushed, and couldn't help but clamp their legs.

"This, that's it..."

Although I don't know why a press conference turned into a horsewhip popularization meeting, Juan obviously enjoyed it very much. After all, he is not easy to disclose things about the club, and he can talk about other things. If there is a topic to talk about him Also happy to see it happen.

"When the horse is performing well, tapping the horse's buttocks with a very light force can also have an encouraging effect. At the same time, you can directly touch the whip to the horse's buttocks without hitting it, which also has the effect of whipping."

The expressions of the males at the scene also became strange, and there were uncomfortably light coughs all over the place. Juan paused, and looked at the reporters below with some doubts.

Laco is a fishing port city. It's not hot in summer, and it's even a bit humid. Could it be that these people in front of them caught a cold because they couldn't get used to it?

Shouldn't be...

Juan suppressed his own thoughts and continued: "The use of the whip is to encourage the movement of the horse to be more dynamic, not to cause the horse's tension, or to punish the horse. The use of the whip should have a correct Conceptually, it’s just an aid to riding, and when there’s a problem with the horse, it’s usually the rider’s problem, and punishing them with a whip will only make the problem worse.”

"This is what you said from experience?" For some reason, when he said this, the expressions on the faces of the male reporters were a bit wretched.

"It can't be said to be experience." Juan put down the whip and smiled, "It's just my personal thoughts after seeing the whip...Miss Smith, I can't accept this gift, or my players will have a lot of opinions."

"You can use it in other places!" Jane said quickly, and then pushed forward, and returned to her position in two or three steps. Juan was helpless facing the things in front of him.

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【Today's Small Theater】

#Lenovo force superior tabloid reporter#

Juan: The whip is just an aid to riding

Reporter: Oh~ riding~ (saliva sucking)

Juan: Whip them one-tenth as hard, tell them not to be too lazy

Reporter: ////Stimulate ~ never be lazy

Juan: When the horse is doing well, tapping the horse's buttocks with a light force can also encourage

Reporter: Ah!I can not make it!nosebleed!ambulance! (falls down)

Juan: ...? ? ? ? ?