football's most handsome

The media reporters haven't felt the heat in their hearts for a long time——

In 04, there was both the European Cup and the midsummer of the Olympic Games, but the entire top football world has already set its sights on this Spanish fishing port city.

A Coruña, a magical city.

Although generally speaking, the announcement of the list is made by newspapers, which are usually local mouthpiece newspapers, but "Laco News" does not have enough influence in the country after all, and now many newspapers want to get this list, so They did not hesitate to directly apply for an interview with Laco, and some even directly grabbed the chairman of Laco to ask him to give him a list. However, the chairman of Laco had been repeatedly reminded by Juan, so he didn’t say anything now. Hehe smiled: "You wait for Juan to talk."

—But when will Juan speak? ! !

Amidst the wailing of the media, Juan finally showed mercy and held a press conference in a local hotel lobby in Laco. People who are more familiar with him will help him, so nothing will go wrong.

Yes, you guessed it right.

Jane Smith and Sara Carbonero are also there!Moreover, one of them represented Sky Sports, and the other represented Channel [-] Spain. The Shura Field of the two was born again!

In the bustling hall, everyone was talking in low voices, everyone was talking and laughing in low voices, but their eyes kept looking in the direction of the door of the hall, but Juan never came, just when everyone was about to lose When I was patient, the door was opened and a person walked in.

Juan seems to have taken care of himself very seriously today, his dark blonde hair is neatly combed behind his head, and the suit on his body can only be seen under the strong light, which is very deep, close to the dark night sky He is blue, and perhaps for the sake of the occasion, he is wearing a blue tie, and a blue and white silk scarf is exposed from the pocket of his suit jacket, which looks very energetic.

"Good afternoon, everyone, long time no see." After sitting down safely, Juan greeted with a smile, and received a bustling response, "Thank you very much for your kindness, today I am going to read out our Deportivo player list here, I hope everyone will not be disappointed.”

Immediately, everyone below started to chuckle, disappointed?

They will not be disappointed!Mainly to be able to say "Fernando Redondo" out of Juan's mouth himself, and they could go back and write newspaper headlines for a month!

But obviously, they really underestimated Laco's madness.

Juan smiled and took out a piece of paper from his pocket and flattened it, everyone couldn't help swallowing.

On that piece of paper is Depor's current list of players!

"Number [-], Diego Lopez."

Oh, goalkeeper, they also know this person. The teenagers produced by Real Madrid, but they generally don’t pay much attention to youth training. They still can’t think of this person’s information for a while, so let’s write down the name for the time being. alright.

"Number Two, Andrade."

Well, well, Andrade is a veteran of Deportivo, they all know each other, the next one.

"Number three, Pablo Ibáñez."

They also know this!The person Atletico Madrid had always wanted before, but suddenly there was no news from Atletico Madrid. It turned out that he was cut off halfway by Depor!Remember it, remember it!

"No. [-], Jorge Valente, No. [-], Nuno Maniche."

Speaking of these two people, the following media couldn't help but laugh - these two people are the victims of the European Cup!Whoever made them perform badly during the game was caught by Juan on the spot, and Juan really brought these two people over. It's their manager who is the only one to blame...

"Capdevila No. [-], Juan Belleron No. [-]."

Everyone is familiar with the two Deportivo veterans.

"Number [-] Javier Portillo..."

"Wait!" The reporters in the audience finally came to their senses, "Mr. Dias, why don't you play your cards out of routine?"

Logically speaking, they should all be reported in the order of the number plate!

"Routine?" Juan raised his eyebrows and turned his head, "I'm afraid you won't accept it."

"You come in order, we can accept it!" The reporter said hastily.

"That's not good, I want to introduce our little fresh meat..."

"Please speak quickly!!!"

Seeing that the reporters in front of him were about to beat up violently, Juan sighed: "Young people nowadays just don't know how to be calm."

...Juan, if you don't say it again, believe it or not, we really beat you up?

Ignoring the pair of eyes that wanted to kill someone, Juan read from the beginning: "You all know numbers [-] to [-]... Number [-], Fernando Redondo."

Everyone couldn't help holding their breath.

It's Fernando Redondo, he's back in La Liga!And it's a club other than Real Madrid!

There was commotion at the scene, and some people raised their hands, but Juan kept his head down and continued to read the list as if he hadn't seen them.

"No. [-] Capdevila, No. [-] Juan Belleron, No. [-] Juan Riquelme..."

"Wait, who were you talking about just now?" A reporter below couldn't help interrupting him, but got a stare from Juan: "What's the matter with you, always interrupting my speech?"

——Brother, what you said is so exciting that we can't help it!

"I won't report it if there are still people interrupting. Anyway, everyone can see it when the season starts." Juan made a gesture to get up and leave, but he got a lot of voices to stay in front of him.

"Don't go, Juan!" "We were wrong!" "Whoever interrupts next, we will be the first to spare him!" "Go on, go on..."

There is only one thought in everyone's mind.

If you can run away, the monk can't run away from the temple. If you don't ask now, are you afraid that you won't have a chance to ask later?

After being coaxed by everyone for a while, Juan sat down calmly: "Where did we just talk about? Oh, Juan Riquelme on the [-]th, Javier Portillo on the [-]th, Juan on the [-]th Sorin, No. [-] Pablo Aimar, No. [-] Herder Postiga... why don't you remember?"

Everyone just felt a mouthful of blood choked in their throats, unable to move up or down.

Boss, boss, please continue, please? ! !Now everyone is full of questions and wants to ask you! ! !

Jane was the best-tempered at the scene, and answered for everyone directly: "Now we have a recorder and shorthand, and it will be very fast."

"That's it." Juan nodded clearly, "I was afraid that you would not be able to keep up and read slowly."

...Should they thank this person? ?Everyone is dying! ! !

"Then I will continue reading." Juan cleared his throat, "No. 13 Lux, No. 17 Fernando Gago, No. [-] Ricardo Quaresma, No. [-] Sousa Romario, No. [-] University David Silva, No. [-] Nuno Maniche, No. [-] Theodoros Zagorakis, No. [-] Angelos Basinas, No. [-] Thiago Silva, No. [-] No. Diego Forlan, No. [-] David Luiz, No. [-] Caylor Navas...the above should be the roster of Deportivo this season."

After the reading, the entire hall was silent, and everyone was silent and looking at the person above Shi Shiran who was stacking the list with a dull expression.

"That..." How could they have the nerve to say that Juan reported too quickly at the moment, and it seemed that there was a stranger's name in it, so they were suddenly confused? !

At this time, everyone's good friend Jane Smith stood up again and raised her hand: "Juan."

"Huh?" The head coach of Laco raised his eyebrows, and saw his friend looking at him eagerly: "Can you please give me that piece of paper?" The British female reporter was full of earnestness, "The name I just had I didn't have time to spell it."

"Okay," Juan nodded slowly, "But, I didn't write anything on the paper..."

Facing the blank paper that Juan showed them, everyone's faces were also blank.

...Brother, is it really fun to play tricks?

Yes or no? !Isn't it ah ah ah ah? ! ! !

All the reporters in the audience were going crazy, but Juan smiled and gave a little signal to the staff on one side. Then, under the watchful eyes of everyone, those Laco employees took out a stack of papers and distributed them to everyone. Everyone looked down, it was Laco's player list for this season.

Didn't this thing come out sooner? !

"Everyone knows that our Deportivo is relatively poor." Juan smiled, "So the printing and fax all-in-one machine in the office is an old-fashioned one, which is often out of order. No matter how convenient, I am not willing to change..."

So it is not easy to type these lists?sounds inspiring...

"Okay, now everyone has a look at the roster, and if you have any questions, please ask them together. I have to go to practice after I finish talking." Juan smiled, "We will have a warm-up match in two days, when the time comes It's time to see the truth, as a rookie coach I'm still nervous."

Even so, no one is praising him now. Everyone looks down at the list in their hands, wishing to stare out their eyes.

what did they see...

La Coruña is...

"Excuse me..." Finally, a reporter raised his hand tremblingly. Juan was watching the journalists all by himself with colorful expressions on his face. Even if someone asks a question, his good mood can't be ruined. Raised eyebrows: "What?"

"Do you want to play Lianliankan in Deportivo?" In fact, the reporter was ready to be beaten when he asked this question. After all, this is the first question of Deportivo's new season!He actually asked that!

But I have to say that not only him, but everyone in the audience had this weird feeling.

Isn't Laco really planning to play Lianliankan this season?

Two Diegos, two Fernandos, two Davids.

That's all...

They still have four Juans! !

For a while, everyone's eyes were not good.

"Don't worry about these details." To this, Juan's answer was very casual, "After all, you all know it, the name is just that, isn't it common for people to have the same name, right?"

...I feel that what this person said makes a lot of sense.

"So Juan, we're going to ask a lot of questions next, are you ready?" Jane couldn't bear it, but she also knew that absolutely everyone's heart was in a storm right now, because some of the names were too On fire, they're about to explode and have a bunch of questions ready to ask him!

"Prepare?"

Under the star-like light, Juan tilted his head and looked at the reporter. His eyes seemed to be a boundless abyss, which made people lose the courage to look at each other. Only under the large area of ​​strong light, this person's skin It seems that it has become pale and transparent and disappeared. Just looking at it makes people feel that this is just a beautiful skin.

It's like Pandora just carefully shaped by the gods.

Zeus needed only a breath to bring Pandora to life, and this man seems to need only a blink.

Just a blink of an eye, just a flick of the eyelashes, those eyes were infused with upgrades, like the starlight in front of him passing through the skin and merging into the blood, the transparent skin became full almost immediately, and began to bring disaster to the country and the people. The whole world brings with it the effect of a plague virus.

For a moment, the actress reporter at the scene felt that he was almost confused, because his current appearance was too innocent and too confusing. When they met for the first time, he was just a little translator sitting silently on the side. But now it has reached the point where people can't help but gasp.

Women...are horrible visual creatures.

"It's already ready, you can ask." He said relaxedly, squinting his eyes and playing with the paper in his hand - the paper he used to play a prank just now has now changed into this kind of paper in his hand. Such a shape, and I don't know why Juan's hands are so skillful.

"Then..." Sara stood up with a smile, and lightly brushed her hair—he seemed to love this action very much, and he would try it whenever he wanted. "As a native of Madrid, I would like to ask..."

Everyone held their breath, waiting for the woman to ask another shocking question.

"What do you think of Casillas at Real Madrid?"

"…………"

Everyone at the scene fell silent.

You just got such an explosive list, but you actually asked someone who was not mentioned at all. This student, should you check your brain?

The author has something to say:

【Today's Small Theater】

#Player Harvester#

Reporter: Juan, do you know that you are called a player harvester?

Juan smiled: I don't know, why?

Reporter: Because the speed at which you recruit players is like a harvester harvesting wheat, and every harvest is a stubble...

Juan: I have a magic weapon!

Reporter: What magic weapon?

Juan: I have the best...! (Before he finished speaking, Juan was knocked out with a sap)

The reporter watched helplessly as a famous Argentine figure left with a stick in one hand and Juan in the other.