National No. 1 CP [Entertainment Circle]

Seeing the program group's logo pasted on that person's stall, Wu Shu knew that this was the part of the program group's arrangement.He just said, why did the city management wear him like this?

Wu Shu, who quickly adjusted his mentality, walked to the peddler with a smile on his face, sized him up, and then said, "Isn't this Boss Li from Dongsheng Restaurant in the west of the city? Why did you set up a stall here? "

It is also quite sad that the restaurant in the past has become a roadside stall.

"Adjutant, let me get you to this world first. There is a magical object in this world called 'computer'. Through this, I found out that the time and space we are in now is 100 years after our original world. Tonight, all the people in the Marshal's Mansion died suddenly, but the 'Red Lotus' disappeared. It is the 'Red Lotus' that used its power to take us back to the 100st century. I hope you can find out the truth of the year and rewrite history .”

Wu Shu raised his eyebrows, thinking that the lines were slick enough, but he still smiled and said, "Boss Li, what are you waiting for? Why don't you tell me what happened back then."

Boss Li unhurriedly took out several cups with invisible content from the side and put them on the table, and gestured to Wu Shu in a businesslike manner, "Adjutant, I found a lot of interesting drinks here, please The adjutant tastes one or two, so that I can decide whether to take it back for sale."

As he said that, a dozen or so bottles were lined up one by one, and FollowPD on the side handed the task card to Wu Shu, and saw that it read: Guess the name with a drink, and you can get the clue after guessing all of them correctly.

This boss is quite business-minded. Before he traveled back, he was thinking of selling new drinks in the 21st century.Wu Shu cursed secretly, picked up the first bottle, unscrewed the cap gently, put it in front of his nose and smelled it, it seemed to have a faint fishy smell.

"Wait, Boss Li, you don't have anything weird in here, do you?"

An ominous premonition suddenly spread in Wu Shu's heart, and he didn't know if it was his illusion. He always felt that the eyes of Boss Li looking at him were full of sympathy and——

indescribable?

With a feeling of generosity and righteousness, Wu Shu, who was already mentally prepared, drank it in one gulp, and a slightly viscous liquid crawled into his mouth bit by bit along the bottle, with a fishy smell in his mouth. He raged in his mouth, and then he swallowed it into his stomach.

Wu Shu's complexion changed slightly, and he stretched out his hand to hold his forehead. The expression on his face was as wonderful as changing his face. Then he finally waited until the aftertaste of the smell was over before he said, "Boss, to be honest, if you want to Take these things back to do business, and you will definitely go bankrupt."

Wu Shu felt like he was going to vomit. To be honest, he hadn't tasted what it was when he took the first sip, but when he drank something, he immediately understood what it was. .

"This is the egg liquid, I can eat the eggshell!"

He turned the bottle over and looked at the bottom. Sure enough, it was egg liquid, or cracked raw eggs and poured it directly into the bottle.

What Wu Shu drank next was even more unforgettable for Wu Shu's life, such as white vinegar, soy sauce, brown sugar water... When he drank the last bottle, Wu Shu only felt that his taste buds had exploded.

As soon as he opened the bottle, he could smell the smell of straw mats. Wu Shu quickly took the bottle away and said, "I know what this is, can I not drink it?"

Nimei, isn't this taste the legendary white flower snake grass water?

Thinking of other people's comments on this thing on the Internet, Wu Shu suddenly had the urge to kneel down.

Netizen A: The smell of this thing is like wearing a pair of socks that haven't been changed in N+1 years on a pair of feet that haven't been washed in N years, and finally evaporated sweat!

Netizen B: The personal test is poisonous!It smells like a straw mat at first, but when you drink it, it's like drinking the sweat of a good-for-nothing uncle lying on the straw mat!

Netizen C: Some people upstairs said that it seems like they have drank sweat.

Netizen D: In short, cherish life and stay away from white snake grass water.

It is rumored that the taste of this drink has reached the pinnacle. The most ingenious thing is that it is obviously very bad, but you can't tell exactly how bad it is. It makes people uncomfortable but can't tell How uncomfortable.Some people say it smells like stinky socks, some say it smells like a pot of boiled dead fish, some say it smells like monosodium glutamate, in short, all kinds of messy smells mix together, which strongly impacts people's taste buds.After three mouthfuls, there will be a feeling of being reborn and reborn from the ashes.

Well, the latter is Wu Shu's YY, but from the comments of netizens, it can be seen how terrifying this thing is.

Boss Li actually wanted to take this thing back to sell, did he think it was too much money?

Not every drink, the moment you unscrew the bottle, will bring a sense of the 5000-year history and culture of China, yes, that’s right, it’s the kind of old Chinese medicine shop that was blown up in front of you Feel.

After getting the answer "must drink", Wu Shu felt that the world was dark, and he suddenly had the illusion that he had offended the program crew.Even so, he still had to push the bottle to his mouth tremblingly, but his body seemed to be uncontrollable, and he hid himself back, finally put his lips next to the bottle, and suppressed the nausea with all his might Wu Shu took a sip cautiously——

Wu Shu: "!!!"

If Wu Shu felt like going to the toilet to vomit when he drank those strange drinks before, then when he drank the white snake grass water, he only felt that if this thing stayed in his mouth for a while longer, he would explode So he sprayed it very disappointingly.

He believes that in the later stage of the program, the scene will be replayed continuously, and then it will be matched with black and white pictures and soundtrack, like a fallen leaf blowing in front of him.

God, is the production of this drink really legal?

Wu Shu thought weakly, and knelt down to the program crew——

I really knelt down.

Forgive him for not even having the strength to stand up. He felt his stomach twitching constantly, and strongly protested to him: Why do you drink this thing!I'm going to blow up, blow up, you know?hum~

Probably because of Wu Shu's shock, the program crew did not immediately urge Wu Shu to go to the next location, but let him sit on the ground to rest, and a little girl looked at it with pity on the sidelines. Xiang Wu Shu tugged at the corner of his mother's clothes, "Mom, look at that big brother, how pitiful he is."

Being sympathized by Lolita, Wu Shu's mood is really complicated.

"Boss Li, you just wait for the young commander to seal up your restaurant when you go back." Wu Shu said angrily, took the envelope containing the clues from Boss Li, took a closer look, and saw that it read: On a certain day in a certain year, Ms. Li and Mr. Wang went to Dongsheng Restaurant for dinner and had a great chat.

Ms. Li refers to Li Mu, the only girl in the MC of the program group. In this episode, she is the daughter of the Marshal's Mansion, who is also the young marshal's younger sister; and Mr. Wang refers to Wang Ziyu, who is the program group The little fresh meat in the novel, this issue's identity is the teacher who came to the Marshal's Mansion to teach the young lady.

Wu Shu took a deep breath, and just as he was thinking about what kind of routine this was, the program team handed over another card. Unlike the usual clear instructions, this time the card read:

You are a new concubine entering the palace, today is the first time the emperor summons you, you are very happy in your heart, and have already prepared for this.After the emperor came to your palace, he just sat and read a book, ignoring you, and it was already late at night, so you would—

A. Remind the emperor to rest

B. Keep silent and wait for the emperor to pay attention to you

C. Pretending to doze off

The corners of Wu Shu's lips twitched, what's going on?How did it become a love word game?

"Okay, let's analyze it. You see, B is too boring. We boys are very innocent. If you don't tell me, how can I know what you are thinking, so I can't choose this. Then C is also It’s too fake, dare to doze off in front of the emperor, don’t you die? Finally, let’s look at the topic, you see, the hint given on this topic is very obvious, ‘The night is already deep at this time’, what does this mean? This means It’s time to go to bed! The emperor must want to sleep too, but I’m too embarrassed to bring it up, I’m waiting for you to tell me, so I’m definitely right to choose A! Hahaha, the emperor must love me to death.”

Wu Shu spoke with confidence, feeling that this question was too simple, how could anyone choose other options.However, the world is so wonderful, no one should set a flag for themselves in advance.Wu Shu took over the card with the answer written on it, and saw that it read:

The emperor thinks that you are no different from the other women in the harem. Although he didn't say anything, he is very dissatisfied with you in his heart, so he didn't come to your palace after this night. She washed her face with tears, and waited silently for death alone in this deep palace.

[Achieve the ending: the beauty is not old and the grace is broken first]

Wu Shu: ...

"What?" Wu Shu's heart was very messy, and the people from the program team said to him: "Someone chose the same answer as you, you go to this place to meet him."

Fortunately, he was not the only one who chose this answer, otherwise it would be embarrassing.

On the way to the destination, Wu Shu couldn't figure out why he fell out of favor.

Could it be that the emperor felt that he was not reserved enough?

Ouch, why should he be reserved when he ran into the concubine's room at night?

Simply, I can't understand.

He heard a deafening scream from a long distance away, and when he looked up, he saw girls surrounded by girls from the third floor and the third floor not far in front of him. skillful?

He assured that there was no script when choosing the answers, and the groupings were also random.

But God just likes to joke with everyone endlessly. When Wu Shu slowly walked into the venue, the man who had been waiting here earlier also raised his head to meet him.

As always, the cold arc outlined the man's handsome face. He opened his mouth slightly, and his deep voice seemed to come from deep in his throat.

"uncle."

Shen Jingting shouted at Wu Shu.

The author has something to say: Shen Aojiao: QAQ Why do you all want to replace me?crying

Wu Shu: Why do you always give me a face? !Warm man, warm man is king!

Shen Aojiao: QAQ

Jun Yujun: It’s okay, Tsundere, mother, I love you is enough (づ￣3￣)づ╭?～

Shen Aojiao: I am not Aojiao!

Wu Shu: O__O... (This kid is really upright in a sense——)