[comprehensive] die with peace

"Jie Se, shut up!" Seeing that the two of them were arguing more and more violently, Jie Kong resolutely ran away, and after speaking, Yi Ermi immediately turned to Jie Yi, "Eldest brother is like this. The bag told me that it was a gift, but it contained mutton, and he asked me to prepare it for him. I haven't had time to make it... Ah no, I didn't plan to make it at all. It’s not that you don’t know that Senior Brother Jiexian is the presiding officer of the Discipline Academy, and it will be miserable if you are caught.”

Where did I have the guts to go to Third Senior Brother at the risk of violating the precepts? Third Senior Brother will not let me go or reduce the punishment just because I am his Junior Brother. He will only be stricter than others!

"It means that it's fine if you don't get caught. I understand. Also, fourth senior brother, you hurt my young heart by yelling at me. Please pay 100 taels of silver for mental damage." Yi Ermi interjected again, and he It's really been a long time since I ate meat, and I haven't since I came here. It's not that he is greedy, but how can I keep up with consumption if I don't eat meat?He still hopes to become stronger soon!He doesn't want to become a Kuroro who becomes stronger for eating meat and then becomes a thief. He is a serious businessman!

Jie Kong spreads his hands to Jie Yi: Look!This is the truth of the matter!And I didn't hear about the mental damage fee of 100 taels!

Why did things become so troublesome when the junior brother was involved?It would be fine if the other disciples directly threw Jie Xian's Discipline Academy, but the younger brother obviously didn't understand, it's fine if he didn't understand, at most he could just explain it clearly, but he and the younger brother just couldn't explain it!

What's wrong with my little brother's brain?Can you find a way to make it up?

What should we do now?

Jie Yi and Jie Kong looked at each other: Believe in Master, you will have eternal life, so you should find Master!

"That's how it happened."

Listening to Jiekong telling the whole story honestly, Yanhui stroked his beard and looked at the expressionless Yiermi and sighed. I have never seen a five-year-old child so difficult. Not without such a big little monk!Although I know that children of this age hate cats and dogs, but it is obviously abnormal for a little apprentice, right?It's okay to be abnormal, just teach, but he still doesn't know where to start.

"Rebooting, you eat mutton, have you ever thought about how a sheep feels? That is also a life."

"I haven't thought about it." Yi Ermi shook his head obediently. He didn't even think about human feelings, let alone sheep, a creature destined to be served on the table, "But Master, have you ever thought about the feeling of rice when you eat rice?" ? That is its child, a bowl of rice is full of lives!"

Jiekong & Jieyi: Not good!Master couldn't get up again!

Result: There is no supper for Il fans.

Hello!Is it really okay to not feed a child?You bad monks!

Jiekong is a good senior brother, really, one of the top three senior brothers is in charge of the inside of the temple and the other is in charge of the outside of the temple, and the remaining dead face is in charge of discipline... Jiekong has nothing to take care of, so he has a lot of time to take care of the little girl Yiermi Junior brother, and according to the words of the above three senior brothers, the master is old, and it is very tiring to take care of the junior junior brother. He has to help. This is why the first thing Yiermi sees when he wakes up is Jiekong.

Now Yiermi was fined not to eat dinner, and Jie Kong lay in the newly built room tossing and turning, unable to sleep, and finally put on his clothes and got out of bed.

There must be something wrong with me, I'm still worried about the little bastard all this time.

Once people get along with each other for a long time, they will have feelings, besides, the younger brother is still a very cute child, although he is often weird, but he is still a child, a child who is only five years old, he just because of No one taught him that's why he became like that.

The little brother didn't have dinner today, he must be very hungry, he should go to the kitchen secretly to make him his favorite sweet-scented osmanthus cake, the master and the third brother probably won't know about it.

I have to say, Jiekong you...you think too much about Il fans, really.

It was already midnight when Jiekong made a plate of sweet-scented osmanthus cakes, groaned and groaned to avoid the courtyard of the three senior brothers above and pushed open the door of Yiermi's room.

"Little brother, are you asleep? I made you an osmanthus cake."

No sound.

"Little brother? Little brother? Could it be that he fell asleep?" Then what am I doing when I get up in the middle of the night?Jie Kong patted his head and was just about to put the plate down when the candle on the table lit up.

Of course, the important thing is not this, but at the same time when the candle is lit, Jie Kong also saw the Ilmi staring at him with dull cat eyes behind the candle and the bloody things on the table, so Jie Kong shook his hand, Succeeded to pee in fright, "Ahhhhh——"

Il fan, you don’t even know how terrifying your empty black cat’s eyes look in the dark, do you?

The scream was successfully heard for three miles in the silent night, and the monk who lived not far from Yiermi naturally heard it.

Seeing that the sweet-scented osmanthus cake was about to be sprinkled, Yi Ermi disappeared beside the table in a flash.

"Fourth senior brother, what do you want me for?" Yi Ermi held a plate with one hand and picked up a piece of sweet-scented osmanthus cake and stuffed it into his mouth. His mouth was puffed up and looked very cute, but Jie Kong, who was scared to death by him, now Obviously not in the mood.

"What's the matter, little brother?" The first person who barged in was Jie Xian who was only wearing obscene clothes and holding a stick in his hand. He knew that Jie Kong was looking for Yi Ermi, but why did he make such a miserable cry?Worried about what happened to Yiermi, he came here without much thought.

The scene is a bit embarrassing.

Yi Ermi is eating, Jie Kong has not recovered yet, there is a dead rabbit lying on the table, that dead rabbit Jie Xian still knows who the owner is, if he is not mistaken, it should be raised by his apprentice Ming Zhen that only.

Why is it so clear?Because there is only one rabbit in Xiangguo Temple.

"Senior Brother Four gave me sweet-scented osmanthus cake, but he was frightened by a dead rabbit."

It was you and the bloody dead rabbit who were frightened behind the candles!

Only then did Jiexian feel that Yiermi was a child!You see, the little junior was fined not to eat, Jie Kong was very loving and secretly gave him food, but he sold the sweet-scented osmanthus cake made by others... He, the host of the Discipline Academy, is Even if you want to pretend you don't know, hey!

I agreed not to give you a meal, but the fourth junior brother secretly gave you sweet-scented osmanthus cake, but I will be punished.

The second wave of monks who were attracted by the screams finally arrived.

"Third Junior Brother, what happened?" Jie Yi, who was in charge of the temple, spoke first, Yi Ermi was still eating, Jie Kong glared at Yi Ermi fiercely, and Jie Xian was probably the only one who could answer.

"It's just a misunderstanding, let's all go away." Jie Xian waved the other monks back with a dumb face. As the presiding officer of the Discipline Academy in charge of discipline, Jie Xian is quite prestigious. There are not many people in the temple who are not afraid of him, but it is a coincidence Unfortunately, Il fans are one of them.

In the past, Zhan Zhao did not make any mistakes and was not familiar with the three busy seniors above, let alone Yi Ermi now, it was always him who made others afraid.

When the ordinary monks all went back to their homes to look for their mothers, Jiexian said helplessly to Jieyi and Jiehan who stayed behind, "It's nothing serious, it's just that the fourth junior brother seems to be scared by a dead rabbit."

"Shushua" two dissatisfied eyes shot at Jiekong.

You said you didn't sleep in the middle of the night and got up secretly to deliver food to the junior brother. We clearly heard your footsteps and pretended not to know. After all, the junior brother was sent up because of his poor health. In the end, you were scared by a dead rabbit. arrive!After a tiring day, do you still keep people from sleeping?Are you relying on you for nothing?But have you forgotten that you still have a thing called morning class?

"I..." Jiekong was in a state of distress, could it be that he was mainly frightened by Yier fans?What's the difference between being scared by a rabbit?

...there is actually a difference.

"What happened to the rabbit?"

Yi Ermi, who quickly killed the sweet-scented osmanthus cake, looked at Jie Kong with disgust, "This is a prey! I don't have dinner today, so I went to find something to eat. The fourth senior brother came before I could handle it. I want to roast rabbits, you guys Would you like a copy? It's very cheap, and you only charge one tael of silver per person!"

After finishing speaking, Yi Ermi added, "It's wrong not to give children food! Really, the rules in the temple are so perverted, no food is allowed □□ meat is not allowed, but they still don't give food! "

Ha ha!

Ha ha!

Divide your sister!It is said that monks cannot eat meat!

Whose unlucky child is this?Why don't you take it back? !

Jieyi and Jiechen looked at each other and decided that they didn't see or hear anything, and handed it over to the third junior brother, which is not within their jurisdiction!right!Nothing to do with them, that's all!

Seeing the two senior brothers above leaving hand in hand, Jie Xian who was left behind jumped in the forehead.

"Third senior brother, look..." Jie Kong's round face almost wrinkled with laughter, so third senior brother, can you pretend that you didn't see me breaking the temple rules?I will never secretly give food to my little brother, this little soul again, even if he starves to death, I won't give him qaq.

"Fourth Junior Brother, I will punish you to hit ten sticks while sitting in front of the Heart Sutra."

"Ten sticks? Does it mean to break ten sticks?" For the nth time, an Il fan who was upset that there was no electric shock and no one whipped.

Yiermi, is it really okay for you to hurt your Jiekong like this?

"...Yes! That's right, just break the ten sticks!" Jie Xian flicked his sleeves and carried the dead rabbit on the table and left, leaving Jie Kong wanting to cry without tears.

"Third senior brother, don't forget to give me a share when it's roasted, I killed it!" Yiermi said from Jiexian's back.

Jiexian: ...

I don't want to ignore your mistake of killing a living being. Can you stop being so stupid, little brother? Can you be a little more self-conscious?I don't want to see you holding a whip in the Discipline Academy and let me beat you!I do not want!Your senior brother, although I am the host of the Discipline Academy, I am really not shaking!Your senior brother, how many years have I not done bad things!

Amitabha is so good, so good, I really am not calm enough.

"Junior Brother, if I keep caring about your life, I will... I won't be called Jie Kong!" Jie Kong, who was slapped hard, lowered his voice to avoid disturbing others, and said to Yiermi angrily and aggrieved.

"Oh, sky, earth, fourth brother, do you want to change the name to Jiedi?" Added fuel to the fire.

Ring?Ring your sister!