Flavored candle shop
Chapter 8 Fishing Law Enforcement
After all, Fang Chong saw the splendor of ghosts in a garden. Fortunately, he had the foresight to do psychological preparation in advance, so that the ghosts were able to tense up the character set with a serious face when the ghost came...but his legs were a little weak.
"These...are all your godfathers and grandmas?"
Hasn't this man been dead for more than a month? !Are these dozens of ghosts serious? !
"Yeah!" Seeing Fang Chong's expression, Wu Chen knew what he was surprised at, and proudly said, "I'm definitely not as good as Pei Ci in terms of work ability, but if you want to be coquettish and foolish to please the old man, then I But professional!"
As a playboy, this is a professional skill for asking for pocket money!
After finishing speaking, Wu Chen slid into the pile of ghosts like a small fish in water, and flirted with the grandparents who came to support him very naturally, causing the old people to feel distressed and angry, and shouted in their mouths, " Zai Zai is so obedient, and knows how to have a party and take grandparents to play', 'My eldest grandson has been wronged!This thing must be brought back! ', 'Don't be angry, grandma will hit them later to vent your anger on you',...
Pei Ci was amused by the lively scene where the elders doted on their grandchildren, and in a blink of an eye, he met Old Man Yang's eyes filled with relief. Pei Ci's heart moved, and he lowered his voice and said, "Professor Yang has long wanted to organize everyone to resist the autonomous team?"
Old man Yang withdrew his gaze, sighed and said, "In the past, I was just thinking in vain... Today is also a rare opportunity."
Speaking of this, his voice changed, and his words were tinged with anger: "Old man, I never suffered so much anger when I was alive! After I died, I was still managed by a few brats with no names, no surnames, and no licenses! My daughter burned me They have to confiscate all the clothes! The big guy’s incense is all eaten by them, and they have been full for several years! They even call it tax collection! It’s simply unscrupulous exploitation! It’s violent oppression!"
"Where there is oppression, there is resistance! Our Changqing Mausoleum will be completely liberated today!"
"..." Pei Ci was silent, and seriously interviewed the leader of the protest, "What prompted you to organize the resistance today?"
I've endured it for so long, it's not really because of those milk tea waxes.
Old man Yang paused, and said in a small voice: "Young man, the famous battles in history are inseparable from the right time, place and people... Today the sky is clear and the sun is shining, although it is not very offensive to us old ghosts. It’s just the high temperature dazzling, but it’s not good for those ghosts who keep doing evil.”
Pei Ci nodded, this was barely the right time.
Old Man Yang went on to say: "As for the favorable location... the so-called Changqing Autonomous Team, in fact, none of the ghosts in it are buried in Changqing Cemetery. Therefore, this mountain can barely be regarded as our territory. As long as there are graves, there are ashes Now, if we can’t fight, we can still hide.”
So this is... foreign ghosts bullying local ghosts?
Pei Ci: "What about Renhe?"
Old man Yang glanced at the red medicine that was a few steps away looking at the sky, the ground, and the woods, and said meaningfully: "Incense candles are sacrifices to ghosts and gods... That red boss is not simple."
He only inhaled Wu Chenqing's incense a few times, and his soul body has become much more solid than what he raised in the previous year... The key to it is self-evident.
Pei Ci lowered his eyes and thought for a moment, then raised his eyes, and met the eyes of Hong Yao who was turning around.
Hong Yao was really excited when he saw the scene full of ghost heads. These are all potential customers of his incense candle shop, and they are all real money!When I looked back, I saw the present, rich and big customers, and the future, handsome and good employees, and I couldn't help feeling even happier!
Motivated by work, Hong Yao walked up to old man Yang and asked, "Have all the ghosts come?"
I have been a normal person for decades, but I didn’t expect to be a ghost to be able to make waves. The old man Yang who organized the liberation movement for the first time was also very high-level, and his tone was a bit high: "Everyone is here! Everyone is here! "
Hong Yao nodded: "Very good."
You can start the joss stick promotion.
Wu Chen squeezed out from the crowd of ghosts, and with the support of his elders, his movements in the air trembled three points: "Boss Red, Boss Red! What are we going to do?"
Is it sitting on the sidelines?Or go straight to the lair!
Hong Yao looked at the expectant eyes of the ghosts in front of her, and thought that this incense candle sales meeting could no longer be as straightforward as before, and had to be more roundabout. Power, although it is a bit troublesome, but when I think about the follow-up benefits... I can do it!
Hong Yao's eyes were fixed, she took out a small bunch of short incense sticks from her pocket, and said solemnly: "This is a new product in our store, double the fragrance, spreads quickly, and lasts for a long time, no ghost or ghost can resist its temptation! "
"With just three sticks, ghosts in a radius of ten miles can be hooked. As long as they show up, things will be easy."
Well, this new product advertisement is very natural and vivid!Not at all blunt and contrived!
Wu Chen looked at the green incense stick in Hong Yao's hand and was amazed.
It's fishing law enforcement!As expected of Boss Red!
The other ghosts were amazed again and again, none of them doubted Hong Yao's words.After all, they are all ghosts, and no one knows incense better than them. Before the incense is lit, they are already greedy for the faint fragrance, so that their souls and bodies are empty. Tut tut!
Seeing this group of ghosts, Fang Chong was so excited that his eyes glowed green. His little heart trembled before he had fully adapted to the perspective of ghosts, and there seemed to be a fierce battle between ghosts. The professional ethics of professional bodyguards made it impossible for him to put the boss on in a dangerous situation.
"Boss, we can't help you in this situation, or... we go to the car and wait?"
Before Pei Ci could speak, Wu Chen yelled, "Don't! Don't! According to my years of experience in watching ghost movies, you must be with everyone in this situation, and you must not leave. If you are alone, you will be alone." gg!"
Fang Chong: "..."
But you are ghosts...
Pei Ci glanced at his assistant bodyguard who was dedicated to his duty, with a very gentle expression, and his words were very generous: "This month's bonus is doubled."
Fang Chong: "!!!"
Then I can't put you in danger, boss!Sustainable development is the last word!
Seeing Fang Chong's insistence, Pei Ci, the gentle and generous boss, had to tell the truth: "Boss Hong will help you meet anything here, leave alone...I don't think you can protect me."
Fang Chong: "..."
boss!Am I no longer your most trusted good bodyguard! ! !
who is it!Let our trust give birth to a rift!who is it!Let our relationship be maintained only by money!Is all this the waste of ghosts, or the loss of people's hearts? !
"Ahem..." It's really strange, Hong Yao felt so guilty for no reason when he met the complicated eyes of the burly man in black suit who was hesitant to speak.It must be an illusion!His target today is the potential customer base of Changqing Mausoleum, and he did not sell incense candles to him... and his boss.
Fang Chong: ...
Everything can be thrown away, the boss's life is the most important!
The cold-faced and simple-minded suddenly squeezed out a big smile, and Hong Yao immediately became more certain that it was an illusion.After retracting his gaze in satisfaction, he squatted down and inserted the fragile incense stick into the soil, lit it a little, and the garden was filled with fragrance in an instant.
The eyes of all the ghosts were really green now, and dozens of ghosts circled and surrounded the three sticks of incense tightly, staring blankly at the rising green smoke and inhaling, as if People who haven't had a bite of food for many years suddenly appear in front of a table full of steaming man-han-han, fanatical and obsessed.
Red medicine doesn't stop them. Humans have to try food first when they sell food. It's a win-win situation if they eat well and make them happy and consciously pay for it.
Pei Ci glanced at Fang Chong, who was a little frightened by the ghost, and a chill slowly rose in his heart.
That is the normal reaction of someone who sees this situation.And he could only smell the overwhelming fragrance...
All the ghosts were smoking vigorously, when suddenly there was an angry shout from behind: "Who allowed you to gather people to smoke incense in the blue sky and broad daylight! Spread out!"
It was as if they were gathering crowds to suck du.
Disturbing the ghost's full stomach and striking it with lightning, no matter how good-tempered he is usually, his eyes will turn red at this moment.
The short-lived incense burnt to the bottom quickly, and in the remaining cigarettes, two groups of ghosts and shadows faced each other with a clear partition wall.
Most of the ghosts in Changqing Cemetery are old men and women who have been civilized all their lives. Although they bravely participated in the liberation activity of the cemetery, they are not familiar with the group fight process. enemy.
At this time, Wu Chen, a well-informed little dandy, can come in handy. He is also a professional in flirting and hating.
"No one allowed it! No one needs permission! We can do whatever we want in our own cemetery, and you have no control over it!"
The leader of the Changqing Autonomous Team is a middle-aged male ghost, of medium height and ordinary appearance. He was the kind of person who disappeared in a crowd in a second, but now his bruised eyes and gray face make him disappear in the crowd of ghosts. Can instantly stand out, vicious and gloomy is very outstanding.
"So it was you." The middle-aged male ghost smiled instead of anger when he saw Wu Chen jumping out, "New here, are you ready for fines? Let's talk about it first, we don't accept Ming coins, we only accept incense offerings... ...as long as the incense candles that were confiscated earlier!"
Hearing what the ghost said, Fang Chong couldn't help but glanced at Pei Ci.
Boss, I didn't expect that what you bought before was not a cheap incense that even smoked toilets, but hard currency from the underworld!
"Didn't you ask me to issue a certificate? This is the owner of the incense candle shop where I bought the incense candles. He can prove that my incense candles are legally obtained through formal channels...but that's not important anymore." Wu Chen sighed. Grinning, "Master, when I was alive, I never obeyed anyone except the laws and regulations. How can I listen to you, a lonely ghost, when I'm dead?"
"Issuing a certificate? Fine? Who gave you the face?"
Fang Chong was stunned by Wu Chen, who was standing in the front row with his hands on his hips, who was passionately outputting. He never imagined that the little coward who wanted to slip on his knees and hug the red boss's thigh in the incense candle shop had such a face... Sure enough, he could be in Harmony The society is still dead beyond recognition, somewhat bloody——
"Ahhhhhhh, Boss Hong, save me!"
Wu Chen's ghostly scream interrupted Fang Chong's change of mind.
Almost at the moment when the screams sounded, Fang Chong subconsciously stood in front of Pei Ci, and then the half of the mineral water bottle in his hand changed hands... and then, everything was over.
Vigorously shaking the screaming mineral water bottle in his hand, after a burst of twisting and twisting, the gray muddy water that was squeezed to the bottle cap calmed down, and Hong Yao nodded in satisfaction: "There are twelve in total, are there any omissions? "
Wu Chen nodded and shook his head. He didn't know how many ghosts there were in the autonomous team, so he could only silently turn his head and look at the godfathers and mistresses.
Hong Yao followed Wu Chen's gaze to look at the other ghosts, and then got a wild nod.
"It's all set! It's all set!"
"A total of twelve ghosts!"
"Thank you thank you thank you thank you!"
"!!!" My head! ?Don't step on it!My head nods off!
Once it’s all in place, it’s time to get to the point.
After taking out a large pile of simply packaged incense candles from the magical flat oblique bag, Hong Yao smiled slightly and said loudly——
"This store is new to Changqing Market, [-]% discount on the entire site! Don't miss this opportunity and come back again! Buy it, you earn it! Buy it, you earn it!"
Pei Ci: "..."
All the ghosts: "!!!"
"These...are all your godfathers and grandmas?"
Hasn't this man been dead for more than a month? !Are these dozens of ghosts serious? !
"Yeah!" Seeing Fang Chong's expression, Wu Chen knew what he was surprised at, and proudly said, "I'm definitely not as good as Pei Ci in terms of work ability, but if you want to be coquettish and foolish to please the old man, then I But professional!"
As a playboy, this is a professional skill for asking for pocket money!
After finishing speaking, Wu Chen slid into the pile of ghosts like a small fish in water, and flirted with the grandparents who came to support him very naturally, causing the old people to feel distressed and angry, and shouted in their mouths, " Zai Zai is so obedient, and knows how to have a party and take grandparents to play', 'My eldest grandson has been wronged!This thing must be brought back! ', 'Don't be angry, grandma will hit them later to vent your anger on you',...
Pei Ci was amused by the lively scene where the elders doted on their grandchildren, and in a blink of an eye, he met Old Man Yang's eyes filled with relief. Pei Ci's heart moved, and he lowered his voice and said, "Professor Yang has long wanted to organize everyone to resist the autonomous team?"
Old man Yang withdrew his gaze, sighed and said, "In the past, I was just thinking in vain... Today is also a rare opportunity."
Speaking of this, his voice changed, and his words were tinged with anger: "Old man, I never suffered so much anger when I was alive! After I died, I was still managed by a few brats with no names, no surnames, and no licenses! My daughter burned me They have to confiscate all the clothes! The big guy’s incense is all eaten by them, and they have been full for several years! They even call it tax collection! It’s simply unscrupulous exploitation! It’s violent oppression!"
"Where there is oppression, there is resistance! Our Changqing Mausoleum will be completely liberated today!"
"..." Pei Ci was silent, and seriously interviewed the leader of the protest, "What prompted you to organize the resistance today?"
I've endured it for so long, it's not really because of those milk tea waxes.
Old man Yang paused, and said in a small voice: "Young man, the famous battles in history are inseparable from the right time, place and people... Today the sky is clear and the sun is shining, although it is not very offensive to us old ghosts. It’s just the high temperature dazzling, but it’s not good for those ghosts who keep doing evil.”
Pei Ci nodded, this was barely the right time.
Old Man Yang went on to say: "As for the favorable location... the so-called Changqing Autonomous Team, in fact, none of the ghosts in it are buried in Changqing Cemetery. Therefore, this mountain can barely be regarded as our territory. As long as there are graves, there are ashes Now, if we can’t fight, we can still hide.”
So this is... foreign ghosts bullying local ghosts?
Pei Ci: "What about Renhe?"
Old man Yang glanced at the red medicine that was a few steps away looking at the sky, the ground, and the woods, and said meaningfully: "Incense candles are sacrifices to ghosts and gods... That red boss is not simple."
He only inhaled Wu Chenqing's incense a few times, and his soul body has become much more solid than what he raised in the previous year... The key to it is self-evident.
Pei Ci lowered his eyes and thought for a moment, then raised his eyes, and met the eyes of Hong Yao who was turning around.
Hong Yao was really excited when he saw the scene full of ghost heads. These are all potential customers of his incense candle shop, and they are all real money!When I looked back, I saw the present, rich and big customers, and the future, handsome and good employees, and I couldn't help feeling even happier!
Motivated by work, Hong Yao walked up to old man Yang and asked, "Have all the ghosts come?"
I have been a normal person for decades, but I didn’t expect to be a ghost to be able to make waves. The old man Yang who organized the liberation movement for the first time was also very high-level, and his tone was a bit high: "Everyone is here! Everyone is here! "
Hong Yao nodded: "Very good."
You can start the joss stick promotion.
Wu Chen squeezed out from the crowd of ghosts, and with the support of his elders, his movements in the air trembled three points: "Boss Red, Boss Red! What are we going to do?"
Is it sitting on the sidelines?Or go straight to the lair!
Hong Yao looked at the expectant eyes of the ghosts in front of her, and thought that this incense candle sales meeting could no longer be as straightforward as before, and had to be more roundabout. Power, although it is a bit troublesome, but when I think about the follow-up benefits... I can do it!
Hong Yao's eyes were fixed, she took out a small bunch of short incense sticks from her pocket, and said solemnly: "This is a new product in our store, double the fragrance, spreads quickly, and lasts for a long time, no ghost or ghost can resist its temptation! "
"With just three sticks, ghosts in a radius of ten miles can be hooked. As long as they show up, things will be easy."
Well, this new product advertisement is very natural and vivid!Not at all blunt and contrived!
Wu Chen looked at the green incense stick in Hong Yao's hand and was amazed.
It's fishing law enforcement!As expected of Boss Red!
The other ghosts were amazed again and again, none of them doubted Hong Yao's words.After all, they are all ghosts, and no one knows incense better than them. Before the incense is lit, they are already greedy for the faint fragrance, so that their souls and bodies are empty. Tut tut!
Seeing this group of ghosts, Fang Chong was so excited that his eyes glowed green. His little heart trembled before he had fully adapted to the perspective of ghosts, and there seemed to be a fierce battle between ghosts. The professional ethics of professional bodyguards made it impossible for him to put the boss on in a dangerous situation.
"Boss, we can't help you in this situation, or... we go to the car and wait?"
Before Pei Ci could speak, Wu Chen yelled, "Don't! Don't! According to my years of experience in watching ghost movies, you must be with everyone in this situation, and you must not leave. If you are alone, you will be alone." gg!"
Fang Chong: "..."
But you are ghosts...
Pei Ci glanced at his assistant bodyguard who was dedicated to his duty, with a very gentle expression, and his words were very generous: "This month's bonus is doubled."
Fang Chong: "!!!"
Then I can't put you in danger, boss!Sustainable development is the last word!
Seeing Fang Chong's insistence, Pei Ci, the gentle and generous boss, had to tell the truth: "Boss Hong will help you meet anything here, leave alone...I don't think you can protect me."
Fang Chong: "..."
boss!Am I no longer your most trusted good bodyguard! ! !
who is it!Let our trust give birth to a rift!who is it!Let our relationship be maintained only by money!Is all this the waste of ghosts, or the loss of people's hearts? !
"Ahem..." It's really strange, Hong Yao felt so guilty for no reason when he met the complicated eyes of the burly man in black suit who was hesitant to speak.It must be an illusion!His target today is the potential customer base of Changqing Mausoleum, and he did not sell incense candles to him... and his boss.
Fang Chong: ...
Everything can be thrown away, the boss's life is the most important!
The cold-faced and simple-minded suddenly squeezed out a big smile, and Hong Yao immediately became more certain that it was an illusion.After retracting his gaze in satisfaction, he squatted down and inserted the fragile incense stick into the soil, lit it a little, and the garden was filled with fragrance in an instant.
The eyes of all the ghosts were really green now, and dozens of ghosts circled and surrounded the three sticks of incense tightly, staring blankly at the rising green smoke and inhaling, as if People who haven't had a bite of food for many years suddenly appear in front of a table full of steaming man-han-han, fanatical and obsessed.
Red medicine doesn't stop them. Humans have to try food first when they sell food. It's a win-win situation if they eat well and make them happy and consciously pay for it.
Pei Ci glanced at Fang Chong, who was a little frightened by the ghost, and a chill slowly rose in his heart.
That is the normal reaction of someone who sees this situation.And he could only smell the overwhelming fragrance...
All the ghosts were smoking vigorously, when suddenly there was an angry shout from behind: "Who allowed you to gather people to smoke incense in the blue sky and broad daylight! Spread out!"
It was as if they were gathering crowds to suck du.
Disturbing the ghost's full stomach and striking it with lightning, no matter how good-tempered he is usually, his eyes will turn red at this moment.
The short-lived incense burnt to the bottom quickly, and in the remaining cigarettes, two groups of ghosts and shadows faced each other with a clear partition wall.
Most of the ghosts in Changqing Cemetery are old men and women who have been civilized all their lives. Although they bravely participated in the liberation activity of the cemetery, they are not familiar with the group fight process. enemy.
At this time, Wu Chen, a well-informed little dandy, can come in handy. He is also a professional in flirting and hating.
"No one allowed it! No one needs permission! We can do whatever we want in our own cemetery, and you have no control over it!"
The leader of the Changqing Autonomous Team is a middle-aged male ghost, of medium height and ordinary appearance. He was the kind of person who disappeared in a crowd in a second, but now his bruised eyes and gray face make him disappear in the crowd of ghosts. Can instantly stand out, vicious and gloomy is very outstanding.
"So it was you." The middle-aged male ghost smiled instead of anger when he saw Wu Chen jumping out, "New here, are you ready for fines? Let's talk about it first, we don't accept Ming coins, we only accept incense offerings... ...as long as the incense candles that were confiscated earlier!"
Hearing what the ghost said, Fang Chong couldn't help but glanced at Pei Ci.
Boss, I didn't expect that what you bought before was not a cheap incense that even smoked toilets, but hard currency from the underworld!
"Didn't you ask me to issue a certificate? This is the owner of the incense candle shop where I bought the incense candles. He can prove that my incense candles are legally obtained through formal channels...but that's not important anymore." Wu Chen sighed. Grinning, "Master, when I was alive, I never obeyed anyone except the laws and regulations. How can I listen to you, a lonely ghost, when I'm dead?"
"Issuing a certificate? Fine? Who gave you the face?"
Fang Chong was stunned by Wu Chen, who was standing in the front row with his hands on his hips, who was passionately outputting. He never imagined that the little coward who wanted to slip on his knees and hug the red boss's thigh in the incense candle shop had such a face... Sure enough, he could be in Harmony The society is still dead beyond recognition, somewhat bloody——
"Ahhhhhhh, Boss Hong, save me!"
Wu Chen's ghostly scream interrupted Fang Chong's change of mind.
Almost at the moment when the screams sounded, Fang Chong subconsciously stood in front of Pei Ci, and then the half of the mineral water bottle in his hand changed hands... and then, everything was over.
Vigorously shaking the screaming mineral water bottle in his hand, after a burst of twisting and twisting, the gray muddy water that was squeezed to the bottle cap calmed down, and Hong Yao nodded in satisfaction: "There are twelve in total, are there any omissions? "
Wu Chen nodded and shook his head. He didn't know how many ghosts there were in the autonomous team, so he could only silently turn his head and look at the godfathers and mistresses.
Hong Yao followed Wu Chen's gaze to look at the other ghosts, and then got a wild nod.
"It's all set! It's all set!"
"A total of twelve ghosts!"
"Thank you thank you thank you thank you!"
"!!!" My head! ?Don't step on it!My head nods off!
Once it’s all in place, it’s time to get to the point.
After taking out a large pile of simply packaged incense candles from the magical flat oblique bag, Hong Yao smiled slightly and said loudly——
"This store is new to Changqing Market, [-]% discount on the entire site! Don't miss this opportunity and come back again! Buy it, you earn it! Buy it, you earn it!"
Pei Ci: "..."
All the ghosts: "!!!"
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