Flavored candle shop

Hong Yao ignored Li Wu's inexperienced seduction techniques, looked at the bundled ghosts, and said coldly: "Be lenient when you confess, and strict when you resist. Tell me honestly, who is your name, why are you pestering Ma Ye! "

The ghost image trembled, but made no sound.

Fang Chong, who was too deeply involved in the drama, snorted coldly at the right time, and stepped forward to say: "It seems that you want to toast instead of fine wine! Boss Red, let's use punishment! Let's see how long he can hold his mouth!"

Everyone in the incense and candle shop: "..." What is this classic line of cannon fodder and ruthless talk that can't survive ten episodes? !

The ghost trembled even more fiercely, but still remained silent.

Li Wu coughed twice, and silently took back the hook.

Losing the shackles, the ghost quickly appeared, and the old man with white hair and beard lay on the ground and shouted heart-piercingly: "I'll do it! I'll do it! I'll do it all! My lord, don't use punishment! Don't use punishment! I'm an old man! I can't stand it!"

Everyone in the incense and candle shop looked back and forth between Fang Chong and Gui Ying in amazement: "..." These cannon fodder ruthless words are actually effective? !

Hong Yao put away the surprised expression on his face, coughed lightly and said calmly: "Well, I'm not going to invite you quickly and honestly."

The old man with white hair and beard gasped for several breaths excitedly. After suppressing the fear of being almost lynched, he said, "My name is Ma Ya, and I am Ma Ye's grandfather..."

Although the words were not long, they made Ma Ye, who was still lying on the ground weakly, jump up like a landmine bomb: "You, you, you, don't talk nonsense! I am not your grandson!"

Ma Ya stretched out her hand to Ma Ye, and shouted excitedly: "Grandson! I am really your grandpa!"

Ma Ye shrank back desperately, fearing that he would not be able to avoid it: "If you want to recruit, you should recruit well, how can you take advantage of the sufferer! Boss Red, save me!!!"

Hong Yao looked at the sudden recognition in front of her eyes, adjusted her glasses and said with great interest: "Don't be afraid, maybe he is really your grandfather."

The few people who watched the excitement and didn't think it was a big deal also nodded in agreement: "Yes, yes, you are my mother, he is my mother, the names are all matching, and grandpa and grandson are not impossible! But the name Ma Ya is a bit familiar. , I seem to have heard it somewhere..."

"Anything is possible, even if they are not relatives, they were still a family 500 years ago!"

"Relax and enjoy the process of us getting married in the underworld. Anyway, with us here, he can't do anything to you!"

"..."

Ma Ye was about to cry, what does it mean to admit relatives in the underworld?He doesn't want to recognize his relatives at all!

But life is bleak, and he, who has no power to bind ghosts, still depends on these people who are written all over their faces to watch operas and eat melons?ghost?Protection, Ma Ye didn't even dare to refute loudly, for fear of disturbing the eyes and ears of the bosses.

"I... my grandfather is healthy and living well..." Ma Ye said weakly, "Don't pretend to be someone else!"

After hearing Ma Ye's words, Ma Ya was so excited that she slapped her thigh, and said heartbroken, "You have been cheated! He is not your grandfather! I am your biological grandfather!"

My grandfather was questioned, so he persuaded Ma Ye to question San Lian immediately: "I don't believe it! You talk nonsense! You show evidence!"

Ma Ya was so anxious that she plucked the few remaining white hairs on her head: "Then let's do a paternity test! My grave is in Changqing Cemetery! Instead of cremation, you can also open a museum to recover the corpse!"

Ma Ye had a chill, and waved his hands desperately to refuse, with the words "Don't take care of me" written all over his body: "Who is going to open a museum to pick up corpses! I don't have that hobby!"

Ma Ya made another plan after failing to make a plan, and his tone was like coaxing a child: "Okay, okay! If you don't open it, you don't open it, and if you don't test it, you don't test it! Then we can directly compare and compare the appearance! You and grandpa when I was young It's exactly the same! You can tell it's your grandparents at a glance, you can't be wrong!"

Everyone looked at Ma Ye's handsome face now, and Qi Qi fell silent... Why is this old man still so narcissistic?

Li Wu walked around Ma Ye twice while rubbing his chin, and suddenly realized with his fists and palms: "I just said why is it so familiar, it turned out to be xxx's face! The old handsome guy from decades ago, time really lived up to the beauty." Noodles! This level of handsomeness is still very good at fighting!"

Li Wu looked at Ma Ya, and agreed in a tone of voice: "It's quite appreciative!"

Ma Ya was a little dazed by the sudden recognition, and subconsciously said: "Is that right, I said he is the most masculine one among those youngsters..."

"So you changed Ma Ye's face?" Li Wu asked suddenly.

As soon as Ma Ya started talking, he couldn't stop the car: "This kid always thinks that he is not handsome enough, so I will give him a handsome face, so that he can give me more incense sticks when he is happy... This is equality. Exchange! No, to be honest, I’m at a disadvantage! Changing faces is not an easy task, if it wasn’t for the family price given to him because he is my grandson, a few joss sticks wouldn’t be enough to get me away!”

Ma Ye was so righteous and confident that he forgot his fear, and retorted loudly: "Don't blame me! I just complain casually every day, and I am very satisfied with my own face! No matter how handsome this face is now It's not my face either! I don't dare to look in the mirror now, for fear of losing my mind if I look at it for a long time! Also! I'm not your grandson!!!"

"You are! You are my grandson!" Maia was also very excited. When even her face changed, the sparse white hair was covered by thick black hair, and the loose cheeks full of wrinkles and age spots became firm and elastic. Those hazy eyes that have gone through the vicissitudes of time are the same as before, no matter how they change, they will not have the unique flying look of young people, "Look! You look so much like me when I was young!"

Ma Ye broke down: "This is obviously my face! Do you think I will recognize you as my grandfather if you become me?! Impossible! You are dreaming!"

Maia: "This is my face when I was young! I used to look like this!"

After discovering that this person and one ghost could go to court without their guidance and coordination, everyone simply stopped talking and just moved their eyes with the speaker, watching the excitement very vigorously.

After they quarreled several times over the issues of 'who is like whom' and 'whether they are related by blood', and finally fell into a dead end again, Li Wu stood up and said with unsatisfactory intentions: "We recognize relatives in the underworld. There is no need to open the coffin for autopsy DNA, there is a more convenient and quick method.”

As he spoke, Li Wu took out a thick book out of thin air, took out a wisp of 'qi' from Ma Ye's body, wiped it on the cover of the book, and then the thick book turned the pages by itself, and after a while, it quietly stopped at one page , Li Wu lowered his eyes and read: "Ma Ye, born in xxxx, father xx, mother xx... grandpa Ma Ya... oh, it's really a family!"

As soon as this remark came out, Ma Ya immediately let out a long sigh of relief, her eyebrows beaming with joy and a sense of elation.

Ma Ye, on the other hand, was so shocked that he was stunned and speechless for a long time. His confused and numb mind began to think whether there was something wrong with this world, or something wrong with his memory and cognition.

"Fake... Fake, right?!"

Li Wu was also not angry when questioned, she shook the hook, and said loudly and kindly: "The ghost official in the Yin Division of Shangjing is absolutely innocent, dear~"

Ma Ye faced the thick book in Li Wu's hand that looked like a book of life and death, and he resigned himself to his fate and stopped talking.

Li Wu didn't stop, and turned a few pages back, and then exclaimed: "My God! Ma Ye, your father is one in a million 'Duan Yu Ming Ge'!"

Ma Ye, who was struggling to reorganize his cognition, said in a daze, "Huh? ' with a cry, completely unable to understand the meaning of Li Wu's words.

Li Wu closed the thick book, and his tone was full of consolation: "That is to say, your father and sister are all over the world~ Your cheap grandpa and grandchildren are not only full of house, but also all over Beijing... In the future, I will meet someone who is slightly similar to me and is very suitable. Girls, remember to check your DNA first before you fall in love and get married!"

"Huh?!" Ma Ye stared blankly at Ma Ya, who lowered her head to avoid his sight, and fell into a daze again... What's going on?Why is there an ominous premonition that there will be many ups and downs in his life in the future?

Seeing that the person concerned had been so shocked that he lost the strength to fight again, Hong Yao responded in a timely manner: "Tell me, why do you rely on Ma Ye alone if you don't go looking for so many children and grandchildren?"

Ma Ya's lips moved, and said in a condescending way: "I also... searched for others, but he is the only one who cares about me..."

Tsk, it is true that ghosts bully good people.

Hong Yao felt that this was completely unreasonable, and rationally analyzed: "Your grave is in Changqing Mausoleum, which is either rich or expensive, and you have so many descendants, how come no one burns incense and candles for you?"

Maya bowed her head in silence and did not answer Hong Yao's question.

Ma Ye's eyes were already numb, and he said to himself in a daze: "I won't do charity anymore... I won't feed them indiscriminately anymore. Isn't it fragrant to replace so many incense candles with cat food? Why don't I sacrifice them to cats?" A lonesome ghost who knows where it came from... Woohoo, as expected, only Fuzzy won't bully honest people!"

Ma Ya scratched her head in embarrassment: "I didn't bully you, grandson, isn't this... isn't this a handsome face for you? I don't know how much it will cost and suffer if you want to have plastic surgery to look like this! You How good it is to be so handsome without feeling at all."

Ma Ye glared at Ma Ya viciously, but did not answer at all.

"He will suffer later, right?" Hong Yao rested her chin with one hand, stared at Ma Ye with sparkling peach eyes hidden behind transparent lenses, and said in a calm voice, "Remember, ghosts don't give people for nothing. For things, if you give something, you will definitely return it, you may be able to choose what he gives, but what he wants you to pay back...but it is completely up to him."

Ma Ye's face trembled, and he stammered: "But...but I don't want it either! He changed my face on his own initiative! I...I...Isn't this forced buying and selling!?"

"Boss Hong, you...can you help me change my face?" Ma Ye asked cautiously, those big eyes with smooth and beautiful lines were full of light called hope.

Red medicine spread out: "Unfortunately, I can only solve problems violently, if you don't mind your face being swollen for a while."

Ma Ye touched his now extremely handsome face, and then looked at the cheap ghost grandpa Ma Ya who had something to say written all over his face... The cowardly young man who was always afraid of ghosts, pain, darkness, and thunder gritted his teeth hard. Said: "If you solve the problem violently, you will solve the problem violently! As long as you don't knock my head off, you can say hello to Boss Hong...Of course it's best to do it lightly..."

Seeing that the eldest grandson and the owner of the incense and candle shop jumped directly to the point of violently solving the problem in a few words, without any intention of asking him again, Ma Ya quickly opened his mouth to show his presence: "Don't don't! I'm not harmful You evil spirit of life! Why are you in such a hurry! Let’s talk again!”

Let’s talk, let’s talk, Hongyao hits the heart of the problem with one sentence: “Can you change Ma Ye’s face back now?”

"Ah, this..." Ma Yagan smiled and practiced Tai Chi, "Grand grandson, isn't this face handsome enough? If you don't like grandpa, you can change the face of other handsome celebrities for you! What kind of Korean, Japanese, European, American, and European grandpas are there? You can change it! We can change whichever one you like!"

"It's not a matter of being handsome or not at all!" Ma Ye turned to look at Hong Yao with a firm gaze, "Boss Hong, he doesn't want to change it back for me, so let's just solve the problem violently! I've already done it." Get ready to go to work with a pig's face!"

It's better to have a swollen face than to be suspected by colleagues and friends... No, it will definitely be recognized as not the person at a glance, and then because you can't swipe your face to check in, you can't explain why you will lose your job because of the change of face one day, and maybe you will be blamed by someone with a strong sense of responsibility Colleagues sent to the police station and the police uncle to explain the reason for the face change, okay!

Everyone could see Ma Ye's firm determination. Just as he was about to give him a thumbs up, Ma Ya suddenly jumped forward, hugged Ma Ye's thigh and began to howl: "Don't be too hard on yourself, grandson! Grandpa is I really have no bad intentions in wanting to buy some incense candles from you! If you don't like it... If you don't like it, I can eat those cheap incense candles from before!"

"Ah, I found it!" Fang Chong, who had been silently swiping his phone, said in surprise, "I said why the name Ma Ya is so familiar, so it's Shangjing Duck King!"

The corners of Li Wu's mouth twitched with question marks all over his head: "What kind of king is Shangjing? What kind of duck king? What kind of duck king?"

Fang Chong repeated word by word: "Shangjing Duck King! Duck! King!"

Everyone: "..."