my bamboo horse rider

After finishing his homework yesterday, Tang Jin woke up on Sunday morning, cleaned the bedroom first, then washed up and went downstairs to make breakfast for himself.

Zheng Xiaoqin was sitting at the dining table, drinking porridge, and there were a few dishes of side dishes on the table. Seeing her son coming down, she raised her eyelids and said, "It's strange that I got up early. The porridge is in the casserole, so I'll take it by myself."

"Oh."

Tang Jin responded and went into the kitchen. In the casserole was Zheng Xiaoqin's specialty seafood porridge.

He stared at the casserole for a while, and couldn't remember the last time Zheng Xiaoqin cooked with his own hands.Zheng Xiaoqin cooks with her own hands, which means that Tang's father is on a business trip or a meeting in another place.

Then he came back to his senses, took a bowl, and served himself porridge.

The mother and son finished their breakfast almost in silence.

This silence is not only because of the embarrassment left over from the previous conflict, but also because this state is Zheng Xiaoqin's more natural state.Maybe it's the sequelae left by working too hard in sales back then. Compared with the slick and smooth socializing outside, Zheng Xiaoqin at home, as long as Tang Guohai is not around, actually doesn't like to talk too much.

"How does it taste?"

"delicious."

After breakfast, Tang Jin took the initiative to wash the dishes, then went up to carry his schoolbag and went downstairs, and said to Zheng Xiaoqin who was sitting on the sofa watching TV, "Qin Beichen helped me with tutoring, I'm going out first. I won't be back at noon."

Zheng Xiaoqin turned her head and looked at him, her gaze seemed to be weighing something, and she finally said, "Yes."

Tang Jin breathed a sigh of relief.

"Goodbye Mom."

Pushing the bicycle out of the yard, Tang Jin rode on the bicycle, and his mood gradually took off with the speed.

He rode out of the lane and went out along the main road of the community, facing the morning sun, which was bright but not glaring, and gently and firmly illuminated the world.

When Qin Beichen opened the door to Tang Jin, the icy aura emanating from his whole body was like a double-door refrigerator with the door open.

Beautiful frozen people.

"It's so serious." Tang Jin stretched out his paw, stroked Qin Beichen's hair like a cat, and said affectionately, "Young man, what has life done to you?"

Qin Beichen didn't even bother to hide from the pig's hands, so he walked back to the living room, lay down on the couch, and didn't move.

It's over, it's completely out of power.

Tang Jin tossed his backpack casually, leaned on the couch and sat down on the carpet, and watched Qin Beichen's powerless state—he hadn't seen Qin Qin in this state for three years, so he had to watch enough Book.

Qin Beichen moved his eyes lazily, and glanced at Tang Jin with a little disgust, but only a little bit.No one wants to see Qin Beichen without electricity, and it would be best if he was the only one left in the world.Except for Tang and Jin.

Tang Jin stroked Qin Beichen's hair again like a cat, and asked, "When was the last time you were out of battery?"

Qin Beichen stretched out a middle finger.

"One month?"

"year."

Huh?Things are getting better.

Tang Jin laughed: "When did you upgrade the battery?"

Qin Beichen narrowed his eyes and turned his head to the inside of the sofa, like a living Tuzki GIF.

Tang Jin used a fake cough to hide his uncontrollable laughter. Knowing that this person had reached the bottom line, he stopped teasing him and lay down on the carpet comfortably.

The first time Tang Jin noticed that Qin Beichen was not in the right state was when they were nine years old. At that time, their relationship had eased and they had just become friends.One day, Qin Beichen suddenly returned to the state of looking at people with cold eyes and jumping to answer, and he didn't mean to recover at all.

Little Tang Jin was in a bad mood at that time.

This feels like working hard to conquer Pokemon, and finally raised the favorability to 60. When I opened the game the next day, I found that I forgot to save it.

Tang Jin was about to cry.

If Qin Beichen had always been like this, Tang Jin would not be so wronged. The problem is that Tang Jin has already experienced how good Qin Beichen is, but even if he casually asked "Why is the sky blue", he would go back to check the information and tell the answer. His Qin Beichen!

Qin Beichen didn't even let him follow, but Tang Jin grabbed Qin Beichen's clothes and kept trying, looking like he was going to cry or not. Qin Beichen had no choice but to drag a stupid monkey and let him follow.

In fact, Tang Jin secretly cried once when he came home at night.

Fortunately, the next day, Qin Beichen came back normally.

Facing Tang Jin's inquiry, Qin Beichen only said that next time he doesn't need to talk to himself in that state, just let himself be alone, and it will be fine after that time.

But since Qin Beichen said "next time", it means that Qin Beichen in that state will appear more than once, how could Tang Jin give up so easily.

After two or three months, when Qin Beichen in that state reappeared, Tang Jin still stuck to it, and Qin Beichen could only be regarded as an extra binding pendant.The next day, Qin Beichen recovered.

Tang Jin imitated Qin Beichen's method of solving doubts, first making a hypothesis and then trying to prove it, in short, first brainstorming.

Regarding Qin Beichen's abnormal state, Tang Jin made some assumptions in line with the knowledge reserve level of elementary school students.

Hypothesis [-]: Little Tang Jin suspects that Qin Beichen has identical twins.

Not only are they twins, but the two are not in the same school for various reasons. In other words, Qin Beichen's abnormal state is actually two people playing and swapping identities!Relying on the fact that they look exactly the same, they will replace each other in school!

In order to verify this conjecture, Tang Jin went to a small shop outside the school gate to buy a seal that is very popular among girls, based on the reverse thinking of the story of carving a boat and seeking a sword.He planned to put a cat mark on Qin Beichen's arm every day before school, and then go to school the next morning to see if it was still there.

This plan was successfully implemented for a day under Qin Beichen's connivance, but he ignored that Qin Beichen was a clean freak who had to take a bath every day even in winter, because Qin Beichen couldn't bear not taking a bath the next day, and the plan failed.

So Tang Jin could only ask directly: "Do you have a twin brother who looks exactly like you?"

Qin Beichen: "...."

Qin Beichen answered everything with a foolish look.

Hypothesis [-]: Little Tang Jin suspects that Qin Beichen has fallen in love with a certain food with a particularly exciting taste.

This guess is because in that semester, their math teacher suddenly had a sore throat and couldn’t speak, and asked other teachers to substitute for two days, saying that it was too spicy to eat in Sichuan during the holidays. After recovering, the math teacher used himself as an example to warn the children not to Eating indiscriminately.

Therefore, Qin Beichen must have fallen in love with some kind of particularly spicy/sour/sweet/bitter food. Every once in a while, he couldn't help but overeat, and when he got hurt, he would be expressionless and lazy to talk.

Tang Jin learned his lesson and asked directly this time: "What do you like to eat? The kind you must eat every once in a while."

Qin Beichen's answer was straightforward: "No."

……

Hypothesis N: Little Tang Jin suspects that Qin Beichen is actually a pokemon (Pokemon).The white and soft humanoid appearance is the characteristic of this kind of Pokemon.

Skill: Sneak attack to pull hatred

As we all know, no matter what the game is, the one with the strongest attack must be Lan Short. Qin Beichen has such strong attack power and is more beautiful than his sister, so his stamina must be low.

Then everything makes sense. Qin Beichen's abnormal state must be due to the gradual decline in physical strength after using skills daily, and there is no poke ball to go in to recover, just like Pikachu put [-] volts on it and left it dead.

So Tang Jin asked Qin Beichen: "Are you out of battery?"

Qin Beichen: "...."

In order to prevent Tang Jin from getting bigger and bigger, Qin Beichen made a move that he regretted a few hours later.

He nodded in acknowledgment.

Tang Jin clenched his fist with one hand to encourage himself, so excited that he wanted to cheer loudly.But he held back—absolutely not to let everyone discover Qin Beichen's true identity.What if someone robs him?

After school that day, Tang Jin bought a poke ball at a small shop outside the school gate.

The next morning, as soon as the two met, Tang Jin decisively threw the plastic textured toy elf ball at Qin Beichen.

He was firm in his intentions and hit Qin Beichen precisely on the forehead.

Qin Beichen covered his head and raised his eyes coldly.

Oh...Qin Beichen is not a Pokemon...

This was little Tang Jin's first thought.

ah!Ruined!

This was Xiao Tang Jin's second thought.

In the next few days, Qin Beichen incarnated as Qin Dangdang and launched an all-round vicious attack on Tang Jin, making Tang Jin realize for the first time in his life what despair is.

However, although the cause could not be clarified, from then on, when Qin Beichen went into a state of no electricity, Tang Jin would still follow him.

Slowly, Tang Jin summed up many rules on how to get along with Qin Beichen who was out of power.

For example, try to use declarative sentences when speaking with Qin Beichen who is out of power. If you want to ask questions, it is best to ask questions such as "whether" or "right or wrong" instead of "why" or "what do you think", so that Qin Beichen can talk less .

For example, Qin Beichen, who was out of power, didn't want to talk to anyone, and didn't want to see anyone, but Tang Jin had the only exception privilege.

Looking back on the past, Tang Jin was willing to bow down to his great brains when he was young. If he still had this brain-opening technology now, he would not be able to write essays.

When the notification sounded on the phone, Tang Jin glanced at the memo, remembered the business, stood up from the carpet, and went into the kitchen to investigate.Sure enough, the kitchen utensils are complete, and it can be seen that there must be regular cleaning, but there is no seasoning.

He made a shopping list on his phone, returned to the couch, and stretched out his hand to pull Qin Beichen up.

Qin Beichen still looked like he was out of power.

No matter what the cause of the power-off state is, Tang Jin always believed intuitively that rather than letting Qin Beichen stay alone, he should drag Qin Beichen out as much as possible to bask in the sun and feel life.

Anyway, with him by his side, it can be guaranteed that Qin Beichen doesn't need to say anything.

"I want to buy vegetables, it's in the big supermarket not far away. Help me carry things?"

The chill on Qin Beichen's body seemed to be getting heavier, but he turned around and went into the bedroom to change clothes.

Tang Jin breathed a sigh of relief.

Exceptional privileges still apply, oh yeah.

Back in the living room, Qin Beichen had already changed into his outing clothes, but he still held a timer and a few pieces of paper in his hand.

Qin Beichen signaled Tang Jin to follow him.

Tang Jin had a bad feeling.

The two entered the study one after the other. Qin Beichen put the paper on the desk and set the timer to count down to 10 minutes.

Tang Jin followed Qin Beichen's instructions and sat down behind the desk. Looking at the paper, his heart sank.

[According to the following materials, select an angle, draw up a topic by yourself, and write an article of no less than 800 words; except for poetry, the style of writing is optional. 】

Tang Jin looked up sadly, and begged: "Can you wait until you come back..."

Qin Beichen took out a pen from the pen holder, stuffed it into Tang Jin's hand, and then cruelly pressed the timer.