Monopolize the favor of paranoid gods

"What are these things?" Issel was carried by his teammates in the jungle, where they could always hear rustling sounds. Although they raised their vigilance, they found that the things hidden in the grass were not there. Any murderous intent.

Until the round white object suddenly jumped in front of them, with long ears pricked up, two red eyes glanced at them, and there seemed to be something strange in its mouth.

"This is... a rabbit?" Everyone looked at the rabbit but didn't react.

"It's actually a rabbit, my God, a real rabbit."

There were bursts of surprise among the teammates.

"I didn't expect to see wild rabbits from the ancient earth in my lifetime."

The rabbit was not very afraid of people, turned its head and left them with a short tail and disappeared.

"Is there still a long time?" Issel asked his teammates, "Did you go in the wrong direction?"

The teammate who was asked confirmed the direction and felt a little guilty: "No, I'm not sure either. The Lastri Palace is not so big from the outside world."

"It seems that I don't know anything about the military of the Raster Palace." Iser's face was serious.

"Colonel, do we really listen to that man?"

"After all, we are fleeing for our lives. The first thing to do is to survive. Now it is a wise move."

Among the team members, there were quite a few people who were worried about what kind of existence Song Zhixun was, what they needed him to do, and even the possibility that Song Zhixun needed human experiments came to mind.

"If he really does something cruel and inhumane, even if I risk my life, I will definitely let you escape."

Song Zhixun had already started trying to handle the food, drew the knight's sword, and drew a line directly on the pig's back.

"It's bleeding..." Song Zhixun looked dumbfounded at the red blood flowing from the pig, "What... what should I do? What should I do if it bleeds? Is there any water? Oops! I should have thought of this in advance! It needs to be washed! It is said that the ingredients need to be washed!"

Song Zhixun regretted it as soon as he went down with his sword, and collapsed holding his head. He really doesn't know how to handle ingredients!

He turned on the communicator in a daze and tried to find the chef in the private message. He can't, he really can't, he really can't handle the ingredients!

The knight quietly looked at Song Zhixun's distressed expression, and the sword that he was completely thrust into the pig's body like a kitchen knife and was not crushed.

Rusting sounds came from the surrounding woods, the knight raised his head and looked towards the jungle: "His Royal Highness."

"What's wrong?" Song Zhixun came out of the consultation with a distressed expression.

"The seasoning has been delivered for you."

"En?" Song Zhixun raised his head, and saw many small furry animals coming out of the woods one after another, sorting out all kinds of fodder in their mouths and getting together with each other.

"..." Didn't he let Rui go?Why is there a large group of animals?

"It is the seasoning that Her Majesty the God Empress needs, and all races have sent representatives with the most outstanding looks to offer tribute to Her Majesty the God Empress." The knight stood in front of a large pile of fodder, replacing him as Her Majesty the God Empress. Receive the fodder.

"Even if you say that, with my aesthetic point of view, I don't appreciate these soft things." Song Zhixun watched countless small animals scratching their heads in front of him. Compared with them, perhaps what he wanted to see was the group in the temple. Temple armor.

Picking up the seasoning they offered, Song Zhixun scratched his hair in embarrassment, not knowing what these things were, let alone how to use them.

Randomly put one of the herbs into the mouth, the strange bitter taste and tingling sensation directly eroded the taste buds and rushed into the nasal cavity. Song Zhixun, who had never felt the charm of seasoning, was almost killed by this smell on the spot.

"I need a chef, cough, cough, cough..." Song Zhixun's face turned red instantly because of the stimulation of the seasoning, and tears flowed out continuously, red cheeks and eyes with tears of grievance, and red lips after the fodder spit out from his mouth The color is more gorgeous than before. Although he is embarrassed, he looks at all creatures in an instant as if he has been bullied.

Song Zhixun, who finally recovered, saw the sluggish appearance of the animals at a glance, and smiled after he eased his uncomfortable feeling: "What? I am obviously a different race, do you think I am so delicious?"

Walking in front of one of the cat-like animals that looked too petite, Song Zhixun saw Rui's little white cat in his mind, stretched out his hand, and smiled teasingly.

"Look at your dull little eyes, am I too difficult for you to resist?" A bad idea appeared in Song Zhixun's mind again, and he took a mouthful of fodder with a smile. This time he didn't bite through it, but Gradually approaching the animal that looked like a kitten, kissed the forage and sent it into the kitten's mouth.

The kitten was stunned for a long time and subconsciously bit its mouth, but it didn't act as exaggerated as Song Zhixun's, but the kitten had a nosebleed immediately after being touched by Song Zhixun's lips, and the head drooped and passed out directly .

"What kind of forage is so effective?"

"His Royal Highness, please don't tease your people casually." The knight stretched out his hand and took the kitten away from Song Zhixun's hand, "Please treat each of your people fairly and alienated, every bit of your favor is very important to your people." It’s an honor to say, but if His Majesty finds out, God’s jealousy will not make the people feel better.”

A soft holy light gradually flashed from the knight's hand, and the holy light bathed the kitten's body, the blood gradually disappeared, and the kitten opened its eyes.

"Are you treating him? Did I feed him fodder and make him near death?" Song Zhixun squinted his eyes, showing no sign of guilt.

"..." The knight looked down at the limp kitten lying on his arm, "The leopard cat just passed out because it was favored by His Highness the Queen of God, its heart was too weak to bear it, and its brain was congested due to too much excitement. .”

"...Hahahahahahaha!" Song Zhixun suddenly burst out laughing with his belly in his arms. "You mean to say that it fainted from joy after being kissed by me?"

The knight's voice was calm and serious: "Your Highness, forced attraction is likely to lead astray for many unstable souls."

"What do you mean?" Song Zhixun asked, tilting his head.

"Jealousy, possessiveness, longing, these filthy things in life will pour on the person who attracts life." The knight said earnestly.

"If I'm in danger because of this, then..." Song Zhixun rolled his eyes, "The fault lies in your inappropriate guarding abilities!"