Mr Prejudice

"I do not understand you."

Chen Jin's face was covered with a black and green black and green mask, his legs were spread apart, he lifted the hem of his bathrobe, and in his hand held something like a scanning gun used by a cashier in a supermarket, and swiped it over his calf.

In the past few days, Chen Jin has quickly revealed his true colors in front of Guan Lan, and in private, he is gay like this gay.

Guan Lan couldn't help asking him, "What the hell are you?"

Chen Jin: "Pulsed light epilator. Let me tell you, no hair removal cream, wax paper, or razor will work. After taking it off once, it will grow back darker and denser. This kind of epilator The effect is the best, and it doesn’t hurt the skin. I personally tested this one, and I will send you the link later.”

Guan Lan: "...I don't shave my legs."

Chen Jin: "Why do you live so rough, like a straight man."

Guan Lan: "...Did you tell gay by the hair on your legs?"

Chen Jin: "Don't interrupt! I'll continue. I really don't understand you. If I haven't had sex with anyone for 30 years... No, it's impossible! I have to ask you, you are in the entertainment industry The gay circle here is basically the easiest circle in the world to have sex. Everyone can go to bed with a handshake! Especially with your identity, you don’t even need to shake hands, you can get naked with just a look. Put eighteen poses on the bed and wait for you! How did you do it!"

Guan Lan was not quite used to the scale of his speech, so he said awkwardly: "It's less than 30 years."

Chen Jin: "You really want to keep it for 30 years! Can you get magic if you keep it for 30 years?"

Guan Lan summed up his past life: "The main reason is that I went to work too early. I joined the company as an intern at the age of 19. I was so busy every day that I didn't have time to think about it. I wish I could spend all my free time. Catch up on sleep, how can I be willing to use it to fall in love. When I finally get through it, I don’t have to work as hard as before, and I will be 26. At this age, it will be very embarrassing.”

Guan Lan: "For example, when I was in my early twenties, my body was full of hormones at that age. Whether it was love or passion, anyway, as soon as the brain was congested, it would break if I said it. I started to look forward and backward. You said that I have been guarding to such an old age, if I just find a duckling, or a one-night stand, I will give it to me for the first time, I really don’t want to be reconciled when I think about it.”

Chen Jin: "I understand the meaning of getting a date first before you can have sex. But you haven't had a date for 30 years, so that's weird too!"

Guan Lan sighed: "What can I do, I am also very desperate."

It seems that after a certain age, people become more and more difficult to be tempted.

Even a little bit of unrealistic romantic fantasy about feelings will become a strange thing if you are not careful.

Chen Jin: "I understand your problem. You just don't want to find people in the circle, and you can't get in touch with people outside the circle. Shall I introduce you to some high-quality family-oriented men outside the circle?"

When Guan Lan heard it suddenly, he was really moved.

But after thinking about it, he still refused: "Forget it, I have a lot of things recently, and you introduced me and I don't have time to talk to him."

Chen Jin looked at him and sighed.

Chen Jin: "You have fallen into the 'single trap'. You have been single for too long, and you are too comfortable living alone. In the end, you don't have much motivation to leave the single. You can say that you are lonely sometimes, but once you really want to When you fall in love, you start to find it troublesome. With your appearance, you are destined to keep your virginity until you are 30 years old."

Guan Lan: "That's the truth, but won't I meet someone who wants to be with him no matter how troublesome it is?"

Chen Jin: "I didn't expect that your brain would still be pink when you cut it open. Are you a female junior high school student?"

Guan Lan: "..."

Chen Jin: "Anyway, I suggest you, if you want to fall in love, you should first find someone to break your penis, otherwise you will never let go. You have such a bad reputation, and you have never slept with any of them. You don't feel bad." ?"

Guan Lan hadn't thought about this problem before, but now that he said it like this, it seems that he is really at a loss.

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After all, Guan Lan is not a love brain, and the matter of feelings only occupies a small part of his mind.I'm so melancholy with Chen Jin here, and I forget everything as soon as I get to work.

Things at work are already overwhelming.During the regular management meeting today, Yang Peiqing glared at her several times. On the surface, Guan Lan pretended not to notice, but in fact she felt very bitter in her heart, feeling that she was a little bit blamed.After the meeting, I have to enter the recording studio to record a special new single for Zhou Junzhuo's national tour.

Originally, he had selected three songs for Zhou Junzhuo that were very good and suitable for him, but he didn't expect that he didn't even look at them, and said directly: "I want you to write it."

Guan Lan was helpless: "You also know my current state, and my writing may not be better than these three poems."

Zhou Junzhuo: "No, this song is going to be the opening song for every show on the tour. I have to sing what you wrote."

Guan Lan had no choice but luckily he was familiar with writing songs for Zhou Junzhuo for so many years, at least he was rushed out before he entered the recording studio.

Unexpectedly, the recording process was not smooth.

After tossing for several hours, Guan Lan put down the score directly, "If you are not in a good condition today, go back and have a rest, we will record tomorrow."

Zhou Junzhuo: "Wait for me to drink a glass of water, and record it for the last time."

The last time it happened like this.

He suspected that Zhou Junzhuo did it on purpose.

Deliberately delay something that can be done in two hours until dinner time.

Sure enough, after work was over, Zhou Junzhuo came to him with a very natural tone: "Let's go, let's have a drink together."

Guan Lan: "Just the two of us? That's boring, shall I call a few more people?"

Zhou Junzhuo: "Just the two of us, what's the point? How many people do you need to satisfy you?"

Guan Lan pretended not to notice that he made a yellow accent: "Everyone has been tossing with you all afternoon, so many things have been delayed, and you have to come back to work overtime at night, don't you think you shouldn't treat everyone to dinner?"

He spoke quite loudly, and people passing by came to make fun of him: "Yes, Brother Jun, I heard that the pre-sale tickets for the tour sold out in half an hour, and online scalpers sold thousands of tickets, shouldn't we invite a guest? "

As a result, Zhou Junzhuo's imaginary date between the two turned into a large-scale drinking situation.

Managers, assistants, accompaniment bands, tuners, interns running errands, because it was just in time for Tianlong to get off work, and along the way, they picked up a few people with good relationships to join in the fun.

Zhou Junzhuo was very angry.He vaguely felt that Guan Lan was hiding from him on purpose.

He didn't dare to ask again.

Grief is born of love, fear is born of love.Some people become braver the more they love, and some people become more cowardly when they love.

Of course Guan Lan was avoiding him.

Even though he is sophisticated, he is still an older single dog who has never been in a relationship, and he doesn't know how to deal with relationship problems at all.He can only procrastinate like this first, and then pray every night that a goblin will come down from the sky to hook Zhou Junzhuo away, so that the problem will be solved perfectly, and they can continue to be good friends happily.

He really couldn't respond to Zhou Junzhuo's feelings.They have known each other for too long and their friendship is too deep, they are like brothers of flesh and blood; if the two of them get married, Guan Languang will feel like incest and feel uncomfortable all over if he imagines the situation.

Guan Lan doesn't hold a lot of alcohol, so he has practiced the ability to hide alcohol in the drinking game, so as not to drink too embarrassingly.But every time I drink it, I still get dizzy and my vision is blurred.

So when the group drank high and wanted to change to another place for the next game, he felt that something bad would happen to him if he drank any more, so he walked to his car with the last trace of sobriety.He wanted to call for a driver or something, but when he took out his phone, he felt that the words on the screen were flying all over the place, and he couldn't see anything clearly.

Guan Lan felt that his current sanity was not enough to support him to complete the steps of searching the phone number of the driver on the Internet and then calling others.

When encountering such a situation before, he had an assistant to help him deal with it, and now his assistant is also drinking in it, so he may not be more sober than him.

He called Chen Jin and asked him to pick him up.

He widened his eyes and tried hard to see the screen clearly, but at least he made the right call.

Chen Jin: "Where are you? Stay still, I'll go over now."

Guan Lan's mind is blunt now, and after hearing this, he processed it in his brain for three seconds before slowly answering: "I'm at the hotel."

Chen Jin didn't know whether to laugh or cry: "Which hotel are you in?"

There was another three-second pause here: "Great hotel."

Chen Jin: "A few rings, which road? Is it near your company?"

Guan Lan: "...it's on some bridge...here..."

There are at least hundreds of bridges in Beijing, and Chen Jin doesn't expect him to be able to explain clearly.

Chen Jin: "Can you send me the location on WeChat? Do you know how to locate it? Will you?"

Guan Lan thought about what WeChat is for three seconds, and what positioning is for another three seconds, and then replied: "Oh, yes."

Chen Jin: "Don't hang up the phone, just exit and open WeChat—"

Before he finished speaking, there was only a beeping busy tone on the other end of the phone.

Zhuang Lin was eating hot pot and singing at home, when he received the positioning from Guan Lan.

He didn't know what Guan Lan's new routine was, so he ignored it.

Unexpectedly, Guan Lan was persistent and sent him over and over again.

Zhuang Lin clicked on the place, which seemed to be an underground parking lot of a shopping mall.

His heart rose a little: Could it be that he was in danger?

He began to imitate Guan Lan's way of dealing with kidnappers or robbers while quietly using his mobile phone in his pocket to send people a location for help.

Although Zhuang Lin (thought he) hated Guan Lan, he never hated it to the point of dying.Now that the distress message has been sent to him, if he doesn't care, if something happens to Guan Lan, won't he be sorry for him for the rest of his life?

Absolutely not.

Zhuang Lin really didn't want to see Guan Lan now, but the situation was urgent, so he couldn't care less.

He took his coat, went out and ran to that place.