Mr Prejudice

Guan Lan asked Chen Jin to come out to eat spicy hotpot.

Chen Jin: "Oh, you let your virtuous little husband who is a top cook at home come out to eat such low food with me, I really don't understand you."

Guan Lan sighed: "His craftsmanship is good, but eating every day is a bit unbearable."

Guan Lan: "I have a heavy mouth, and from time to time I want to eat some thick oily red sauce, heavy spicy and spicy. I was fed by him for several days, and I want to eat spicy hot pot every day. I can't think about it. .”

Chen Jin: "Then you tell him! Order food with him!"

Guan Lan: "I just think that I don't do housework at home, and I am picky and picky when I eat. Is it too shameless?"

Chen Jin was taken aback for a moment, then burst out laughing.

Chen Jin: "Do you remember that you kept telling me before that you should have a talk, you should be open and honest, and you should explain things clearly; as a result, you don't dare to open your mouth to him even if you want to eat spicy food, you might as well me and you."

Guan Lan: "Stop talking, my face hurts."

Guan Lan: "It's really my turn to understand that feeling... He is very proud of his cooking skills, especially afraid that he will be sad, so he is not willing to part with it at all. Anyway, I don't want to eat every day. I should have a meal today. It can last half a month."

Chen Jin was obviously not single, but he still felt hurt.

Guan Lan: "My task is completed, how about your side?"

Chen Jin: "I finished it too. Although it was not easy, we still talked everything out."

Guan Lan was happy for him and rewarded him with the biggest chicken wings.

Chen Jin: "But now, he's a little oversensitive again. As far as economic conditions are concerned, when he wasn't aware of them before, he wasn't aware of them at all; now that he's aware of them, he feels that he was very useless and guilty before. I used too much force. I saw a rash on his neck last week. I thought he was allergic to something. Later, I found out that the shirt he was wearing at work was made of the wrong material. I checked the label on the Internet. Guess what? 600 yuan, a cheap brand in the mall .”

Chen Jin: "I guess he has never worn 600 yuan clothes when he grows up. Even I won't wear clothes of this price for many years when I go out!"

Guan Lan: "...It's a bit exaggerated."

Chen Jin: "It's not entirely his fault. Later, he said that his assistant bought it for him. I guess he just ordered someone to buy a cheaper one. He didn't know what to do, and the assistant couldn't figure out what price to buy."

Chen Jin: "I told him this matter. In the final analysis, I have a problem with my mentality. I should change it. You understand me and tolerate me. Don't lower your quality of life to accommodate me! What's more, this accommodation, He is not as happy as I am! He is not happy, thinking that I dislike him for his coquettishness. He even got angry with me, saying that there are so many people in the world who live well wearing 60 yuan clothes every day, why can’t he wear 600 yuan clothes Clothes?"

Guan Lan: "...Why didn't I realize before that he has the temper of such a little princess?"

Chen Jin: "To be honest, I am very touched that he can do this for me, but I always feel that it is difficult for you to reason with this person. If you don't get into a few fights or get a few shots, you can't tell."

Guan Lan: "Wouldn't it be even more unclear after the fight?"

Chen Jin: "Finally, I said, don't bother with this kind of thing, I will take care of your attire in the future, and you can wear whatever I prepare for you, and you don't care about anything."

Guan Lan: "He was very happy when he heard the words, and then he hit you again?"

Chen Jin: "...you really know him."

I don't need to understand him, this man's mind is as simple as a dog's.

Guan Lan: "Actually, the ultimate solution to this matter is that the two of you share the economy transparently. Just like a normal couple, he pays his salary and you manage the accounts. All large family expenses go to the family joint account."

Chen Jin: "His money is so much more than mine, isn't that why I'm coveting his money again?"

It seems that the knot in Chen Jin's heart cannot be untied in a short while.

However, emotional relationships always have to run in, although the running-in period for these two people came a little later.They are like a couple of penguins, stumbling for food together, building nests together, panicking with each other to avoid seals, reconciling after fighting, touching each other's beaks when night falls, cuddling together, silly and innocent Warm and sweet.

After Guan Lan finished feeling, he ate two bowls of rice in the incense pot, and then went to find a place to brush his teeth and rinse his mouth, so as not to be smelled of pepper by Zhuang Lin when he returned home.

Zhuang Lin is watching gossip at home.

Since he succeeded in assuming the position, his mood of reading gossip is completely different, and he has a sense of superiority similar to "you stupid mortals who don't know the truth".

However, this sense of superiority did not last long.

What is the most painful thing in the world?

At first, Zhuang Lin thought that it was you who fell in love with someone, but that person only wanted to sleep with you; later, Zhuang Lin felt that it was you who gradually discovered that that person did not actually want to sleep with you; What the heck, the most painful thing in the world is that you have worked so hard and tried your best to get his body and mind, put him on the bed and have sex over and over again, but you can't fuck with anyone else explain!

He and Guan Lan went out for so many days without keeping a low profile, but the Internet was as quiet as a chicken, and no clues were found!

Do the current Yuji paparazzi have any professionalism?

Zhuang Lin even took a look at the harem ranking post, and found that near the end of the year, many people had been promoted, but he himself was still a fucking Zhaoyi!

He swiped the screen angrily:

"What about Zhuang Lin?

What about Zhuang Lin?

Where's Zhuang Lin, Zhuang Lin, Zhuang Lin? "

"Executive Vice Chairman of Guanlan Harem Rating Committee" replied to him: "There is no reason for a newcomer to be promoted in the first year. Besides, Zhuang Lin's appointment to this position is already an exception, and it is not suitable to be promoted again in a short time."

Zhuang Lin: ...

Yet the humiliation continued.

Someone replied to him: "I feel that the master is very obsessed with Zhuang Lin...Zhuang Lin's fan? It doesn't look like it. What kind of fan is this, a harem support fan? Could it be a CP fan?"

"Ah, then I have to hug the floor master, who can understand Meng Leng Xipi's bitterness."

Leng Xipi?

Leng Xipi?

Zhuang Lin's heart was frozen cold by the word "cold".

Zhuang Lin, a master of cold circles, decided to produce some food by himself.

He rummaged through his phone to find the smallest and most normal photo.

This is what Guan Lan looks like when he is working, wearing black-rimmed glasses that he only wears when he is working, with his feet up in a casual posture, drawing on the stave with a pencil in one hand, and making virtual piano-playing gestures on the table with the other hand , the cuffs are slightly rolled, the fingers are white, the brows are slightly frowned, and the eyes are drooping-not an inch of flesh that shouldn't be exposed, but it is very sexy.

Zhuang Lin posted this picture on Weibo without any words.

Guan Lan entered the house within five seconds after sending it out, and Zhuang Lin reflexively threw the phone aside, feeling a little guilty.

Zhuang Lin: "Why do you smell like peppercorns?"

Guan Lan took off his coat and threw it aside, feeling guilty.

I just think about brushing my teeth, but forget that woolen coats are also easy to get smelly.

Guan Lan calmly changed the subject: "What were you doing just now?"

Zhuang Lin snorted: "Inspect the harem for His Majesty."

Guan Lan: "...you read gossip posts online again? If you have any questions, just ask me if I'm okay. It's better to read fanart than to read those gossip posts."

I really want to read fanfiction, but we are Leng Xipi, do you know, where did you get it!

Zhuang Lin: "I thought you were coming back late, did the dinner end so early?"

Guan Lan: "Did I tell you that it was a dinner? Oh, it's not a dinner. I ate with Chen Jin."

... Guan Lan's tone was relaxed and his expression was frank, so Zhuang Lin couldn't get angry, otherwise it would appear that he was making trouble out of no reason.But at this moment he was suffocating to the point of dying.

Guan Lan took a shower, treated all the clothes with clothes deodorant, firmly rejected Zhuang Lin's courtship with the legitimate reason of "no year-end bonus if you don't go to the regular meeting tomorrow morning", drank a glass of beauty red wine before going to bed, and went to bed When he got out of bed and was about to turn off the bedside lamp, he saw Zhuang Lin looking at him with wet eyes.

Guan Lan couldn't bear his eyes, and there was no bottom line at the moment, and was about to say "Forget it, I'll give you a hand", Zhuang Lin spoke first.

Zhuang Lin: "Am I a queen now?"

Guan Lan: "... today's matter is not over, is it?"

Zhuang Lin knew that he shouldn't mind Guan Lan's past, because he was his present; especially since Guan Lan was older than him, it was completely normal and legitimate to have more experience.But the one who combines knowledge and action is a sage. Zhuang Lin, as a layman, has a narrow river between "knowing" and "doing".

Guan Lan: "You are not the queen."

Zhuang Lin never expected that he is still not the main palace: "Aren't I?!"

Guan Lan: "There is no harem at all. Where did the queen come from? You are the only one, and there has never been anyone else."

Zhuang Lin: "...What do you mean never?"

Guan Lan had never been ashamed to confess the blankness of her love history for the sake of a little man's self-esteem before. Now that it has become a hidden danger affecting the stability and unity of the family, it is better to get rid of it as soon as possible.

Guan Lan took the mobile phone, found the harem post from before, and handed it to Zhuang Lin: "Come on, you can ask them one by one, and you will understand once and for all."

Zhuang Lin: "Lu Qing?"

Guan Lan: "...you have been sleeping with me for so long, don't you know my orientation?"

Zhuang Lin: "Hmph, I'm going step by step, putting the most threatening ones behind. NEXT?"

Guan Lan: "I'm quite optimistic about this group, but I haven't met any of them alone, every time I act as a group."

Zhuang Lin: "Yang Yuze?"

Guan Lan was surprised: "You even eat Yang Yuze's jealousy?"

Zhuang Lin: "What's the matter, what's special about him, why can't he?"

Because he's looking for you!Could it be that your eyeballs have been soaked in sulfuric acid!

But Guan Lan won't remind him.

Guan Lan: "Taking him is all for the sake of his mother's face, and his mind is not on music. I have rarely seen him in the past two months."

Zhuang Lin: "By the way, there is also an exotic white moonlight!"

Guan Lan: "... what?"

Zhuang Lin: "Chinese-Russian mixed blood! Dreamy beauty! High pitched voice!"

Guan Lan was still in a daze, and it wasn't until Zhuang Lin almost repeated Ren Xiaofei's description that he had a vague impression.

Guan Lan: "I've only been with that person for a total of two months, and I have forgotten what he looks like... I really don't know that they think so in private. I was in a bad mood at that time because of my parents. Emotional problems."

Zhuang Lin: "Why didn't you tell me!"

Guan Lan: "I didn't get divorced in the end, so I made do with it. In my late twenties, my parents are getting divorced. Do you want to worry about it? I'll tell you about it later, let's continue."

The list approached step by step from the periphery of the harem to the middle palace.

Zhuang Lin: "Chen Jin?"

Guan Lan: "I pretended to be a couple with him, but it was just to annoy his ex. Oh, it's not the ex now that I got back together. In short, I shouldn't have agreed to him to do this ridiculous thing, but it was for friends after all."

Zhuang Lin: "Zhou Junzhuo?"

Guan Lan froze for a moment.

Zhuang Lin: "Sure enough... Sure enough! I knew it!"

My wife has only one ex, and I don't know whether to be happy or worried.

Guan Lan: "You know what a fart. The two of us have had a hard time, but he likes me."

Zhuang Lin: "Did you reject him?"

Guan Lan: "He never gave me a chance to refuse. We have known each other for 15 years, which accounted for half of our life. He has a sense of proportion and will not risk the relationship of so many years. Now that we are together, he should already know, I don't need to reject him personally, let's make it clear to each other to avoid embarrassment."

When Zhuang Lin heard "15 years", and Guan Lan's familiar tone with a bit of nostalgia, the sour water in his heart couldn't stop surging up, and his face turned jealous.

Guan Lan: "Is there anyone else on your list?"

Zhuang Lin slowly raised his head and looked into Guan Lan's eyes.

Guan Lan repeated what he said at the beginning: "You are the only one for me, and there has never been anyone else."

Zhuang Lin rushed towards Guan Lan with shortness of breath, the strength of the kiss seemed to pierce his skin.

Guan Lan: "Year-end award——"

Zhuang Lin: "No more! I'll earn it back for you!"