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The old man flicked his wide sleeves. The yellow Taoist robe fit him well. He picked up the simple signboard of "God's fortune teller" made of yellow cloth strips lying on the side, and stroked his fake beard. It was really impressive!

The middle-aged man who was lying on the ground and tied up struggled again and finally gave up. He groaned at the person who stole his clothes and his signboard, brat!If you have the ability, don't take off your grandfather's chin! !Don't let me meet you again! ! !

The old head portrait suddenly reacted, and cupped his hands at the middle-aged man, "Thank you fellow daoist~ I will definitely buy you tea next time I see you again!" After finishing speaking, he walked out of the small alley with his sleeves swayed.

"Come, come, fortune teller travels around the world, passing through the capital today, is there anyone willing to make a fortune? I can do it for free."

People on the street looked at this old man strangely, and this was the first time he had seen a fortune teller for free.Although everyone wants to take advantage of the small bargains, what if this old man is extorting money for free?

"Is no one counting? It's really free!" The old man shook the signboard violently, and the yellow cloth strip was almost thrown away.

A man who looked like a scholar came over, closed the paper fan with a snap, looked the old man up and down with some cloudy eyes, "Foretelling is free? Then you come and do the math for me, I did it last night What poem."

The old man glanced at the scholar, was startled at first, then walked around the scholar a few times, saw the wrinkled face approaching the scholar and said wretchedly, "Really let the old man say that?"

The scholar snorted coldly, raised his fist and gestured at the old man, "If your calculation is wrong, I will send you to the government, saying that you are being cheated here."

The surrounding onlookers were all shocked, fortune tellers are very common in the capital, and it is just for fun to calculate whether they are accurate or not, so it is really impossible to send them to the government.

The old man didn't panic, closed his eyes, muttered something in his mouth, pinched his fingers left and right, "I figured it out, the old man figured it out."

Opening his eyes again, he stared at the scholar with piercing eyes, "This young master has made a condition that the old man will enter the government if he makes a mistake. If the old man is right, what good will it do?"

The scholar pointed at the old man's nose with a paper fan and laughed loudly, "How about the young master giving you money?"

The old man became happy when he heard it, "This young master didn't write a poem last night, it's just a fun night in the brothel!"

The scholar was taken aback, and raised his hand to hit the old man. The old man shrank his neck and ran away, without any appearance of an old man.

The onlookers laughed out loud.

"Scholar's appearance should mean that the book said that he became angry from embarrassment~"

When the old man heard this, he immediately stopped, dodging the fan thrown by the scholar, and shouted, "Master, your fan is not enough for fortune-telling~"

The scholar said with an angry face, "Come and tell my young master! Will I be able to go to high school this year!"

The old man shook his sleeves, narrowed his eyes and smiled, "This young master asked such a question, I dare not say it."

The scholar took out an ingot of silver from his pocket and threw it at the old man's feet, turned around and pushed the crowd away.

The old man hurriedly picked up the silver, blew on the dust and put it in his arms, "Thank you, young master~"

"Come, come, divine fortune teller practiced all over the world, passing through the capital today, is there anyone willing to make a fortune? I can do it for free."

As soon as the words came out, the people around gathered around, this is really an advantage!

"But the old man only makes another calculation."

As soon as the words came out, the people around looked at each other, and then did a calculation?

At this time, an aunt who was shopping for vegetables broke through the crowd and rushed in, shouting while running, "Master!! Can my son marry a wife this year!!"

The old man looked at the vegetable basket getting closer and closer to his face in horror, "Don't hurt my face!!!"

dang~

With a sound, the vegetable basket slapped hard on the small broken table, and the table almost became a wooden board with that powerful force.

The aunt smiled embarrassedly, "The Taoist priest is shocked! Will my son get married this year?"

The old man wiped the sweat from his brow, and his beard kept trembling, "Next year!"

The aunt was taken aback for a moment, then pulled the old man and said, "It's impossible for the Taoist leader! The matchmaker and the other side have agreed! You can do the math~"

The old man pushed the aunt's hand away, and while clearing the table, he wanted to drink again, "The old man's Sangua is full, goodbye everyone~"

Another burly man surrounded him, "Let's make another calculation, the Taoist priest!"

The old man laughed, and stroked his beard, "I'm afraid it won't work. The old man came to the capital for a reason. Earlier, the old man watched the sky at night. It was considered that a high-ranking official surnamed Zhang had a natural disaster in the capital. The old man intends to wish him a safe passage." , can be regarded as helping the old man to complete the last practice!"

A man with a mole who hadn't managed to get to the front shouted loudly, "What a coincidence, Daoist! My family's surname is Zhang, Zhang Caisheng. I don't know if you said it!"

The old man's eyes lit up, and he pretended to be a fortune teller, but he didn't expect to meet him!That's right, this person is Jiu Yuan who disguised herself and wanted to sneak into Zhang's residence.

The old man flicked his sleeves, "Then can I trouble you to take me to see your Master Zhang? It must be done as soon as possible, and this matter must not be delayed!"

When the mole man heard this, he became serious, "Follow me, Taoist priest!"

Squeezing through the crowd all the way, rushing to Zhang's mansion, Jiu Yuan just found someone to try the magic stick. Of course it was very close to Zhang's mansion, and after a few turns, he reached the gate of Zhang's mansion.

The mole man waved to the gatekeeper and walked in with Jiu Yuan, and arrived at Master Zhang's study all the way unimpeded.

The mole man knocked on the door, "My lord, it's not good! There is a highly respected Taoist priest who thinks you have a natural disaster, and he came to the capital from afar to relieve the disaster for you!"

There was only a loud noise in the study room, and then the door was opened heavily, and a book was thrown out from inside.

"Bold! You actually said that your master is in trouble!!" I saw a middle-aged and elderly man who was a bit blessed, glaring at the man with a mole who was about to throw a few thick books like bricks in his hand.

The mole man hurriedly grabbed Mr. Zhang, "Don't talk about it, my lord, this Taoist priest is really a man of God! I have seen with my own eyes how many things he counted!"

"Hmph!" Master Zhang looked sharply at Jiu Yuan, "Are you that Taoist leader?"

Jiu Yuan waved her long sleeves and stroked her beard slightly. At first glance, she really had a fairy-tale feeling.

"Exactly!"

Master Zhang chuckled, "Daoist, please come in." He said and sent the mole man to serve tea.

"I don't know how the chief learned that this official has a disaster?"

Jiu Yuan tasted the tea slightly, the tea was average, just brewed simply.Looking at Mr. Zhang's expression calmly again, it's just that his left hand is drooping unnaturally.Seeing that Jiu Yuan was looking at him, Master Zhang immediately raised his head proudly.

After thinking about it for a while, I immediately got the answer.

"This old man thought it was just an ordinary natural disaster, but in this way, there is also a man-made disaster." After saying this, he laughed loudly.

When Mr. Zhang heard this, he hesitated for a moment, "What does the Taoist priest mean by that?"

Jiu Yuan pretended to be profound, got up and looked around in the study, Fu Haitian was not in the study, "Someone is going to kill you."

"Hahahaha..." Mr. Zhang laughed loudly, "I have been an official for decades, the court is safe and peaceful, the family is harmonious, relatives and friends accompany each other, and I do things upright! Who harmed me?"

Jiu Yuan also laughed, looking calm on her face but alarm bells ringing in her heart, what should I do? ? ?

"Master Zhang's words are wrong, the villain is always in the dark."

Mr. Zhang, who was about to drink tea, paused and took another sip.

Seeing this, Jiu Yuan's brain immediately reacted, and she laughed pretending to be old-fashioned, "Master Zhang is afraid that the court will not go well."

"Don't talk nonsense about what the Taoist priest said." Mr. Zhang waved his hand to dismiss the mole man.

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