how to escape from gangsters

"Yanyan, if we blow it up this time, neither of us will feel better about it!" A man wretchedly surrounded the other man in the toilet, baring his teeth and threatening viciously.

The man pushed his body in front of his chest, he was a little embarrassed but still said firmly, "Zai, when did brother lie to you!"

The man named Yanyan exerted a lot of force, and finally pushed him away, "Find out all about it! That girl likes maid outfits!"

"Huh?" Zhaiyan grabbed her hair tangled, "Maid outfit? How about I buy some for her? If it works, it would be nice for her to wear it for me! Haha!"

Yanyan looked at the drooling idiot with distaste, and couldn't help interrupting his yy, "Girls like to watch other people wear it, not wear it by themselves."

"Ah?" Yan Yan immediately turned around in a circle, gesturing to himself flirtatiously and said, "You mean to let me wear it? With my physique, I am so mighty and majestic. I wear a maid outfit?! Scary Right! The girl is still running away!"

When Yanyan heard his words, she immediately burst out laughing, and the laughter made the toilet vibrate, "With your 170's frail figure, you can't even match the height of Mary Su's official heroine, no matter how suitable you are!" But that's all!"

He pursed his lips, he hated people saying that he was short and ignorant!There are also buddies who are less than 160!Why am I so short! !Just as he was thinking about it, he suddenly saw Yanyan's height, and immediately said vicissitudes, "Yan, give me 10 centimeters, you are almost 190."

Yanyan rolled her eyes at him and said, "Let's go, let's help you one last time buddy! Go buy a maid outfit!" In fact, Yanyan didn't want to help at all, if it wasn't for the last time she drank in the dormitory, she would lose by guessing the color of the other party's underwear He didn't want to help that dead house find a girlfriend!Alas, it’s not ugly, it’s just a little short, a little nerdy, a little sloppy, a little mean-mouthed, and a little... as if it deserves to be single.

When Yanyan left the toilet, she glanced at herself in the mirror, she was handsome and handsome with long legs, perfect! "For maid outfits, I think there are cosplay shops in Dongcheng District. I remember seeing them before. It's just right, my girlfriend likes to go there, and I can ask the boss to give you a discount when the time comes."

With mixed feelings, he followed Yanyan with his head down, unexpectedly, the manly version of integrity that he had insisted on for 18 years was finally lost!But for the girl, fight!Isn't it just wearing a skirt!Bunny girls are all right!Stand up for the big dick man!Zhaiyan firmly clenched her fists, and her energy exploded at that moment!

When he arrived at the cosplay store, his eyes were immediately attracted by the colorful clothes. Of course, what shocked him the most was a pair of high heels, a pair of black retro high heels. The heels were like gorgeous pillars, but they were a little thinner.

"Brother, have you taken a fancy to Sebastian's high-heeled shoes?" The shopkeeper's Jie Jie's laughter came from behind Yan Yan, and the gloomy voice gave him goosebumps.

He immediately pretended to say, "Mmm, not bad!"

The shopkeeper looked him up and down and said, "I also think your outfit is very suitable!"

"What?!" Yanyan was standing at the counter beside her, gesticulating with three different styles of maid outfits, "Did I say you let me choose?"

Looking at the beautiful maid outfit, Yanyan immediately thought of the gentle and cute big sisters who were soft and cute, but another self in the maid outfit suddenly popped out of her mind. "Oh~ hot eyes!" Yan Yan waved his hand in disdain, "You pick it, you pick it, brother trust your vision!"

Yanyan took the maid outfit and gesticulated on Yanyan's body, "Well, this one is too abstinent, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. It's not bad here! Oh, this is it!"

Zhaiyan looked at it, "Hold it up! And these high heels, it looks so cool!"

"Okay, okay!" The shopkeeper gave the two of them a wretched look, "Come again next time~"

The two walked out of the cosplay spot, Yanyan looked at the time and was shocked, "It's time! Hurry up and change your clothes! I forgot to tell you, the appointment with the girl is at the coffee shop at 6 o'clock tonight! Wig ! Wig! Forgot to buy it!”

"Forget it, my girlfriend will go anyway, let her borrow you a wig, let's rush there first! It's really a city east and a city west, why did I forget it!" Yanyan said anxiously as she walked It's incredible.

At 5:50 in the afternoon, when Yanyan's girlfriend put her long pink hair on her head, she felt reborn as a soft big sister!

Yanyan put the high heels in front of him, looked at the smeared Yanyan face and sighed, "I'm finally about to be liberated!"

Lian glared at him, looked at the queen-like high-heeled shoes, put them on elegantly, twisted them twice, the miniskirt almost exposed his buttocks, he held his empty chest and looked at Yanyan contemptuously, "Actually, you don't have much High!" After finishing speaking, she turned her buttocks and walked out very elegantly, of course, this elegance did not last for two steps.In the third step, because of the super long heel, it turned into a spider wearing roller skates, exaggerated and funny.

Yanyan was so teased that she immediately hugged her girlfriend and laughed, and said while laughing, "Brother, I will bid you farewell!"

Lian hurriedly supported the wall, turned his head and gave Yanyan a glance, the exaggerated golden colored contact lenses actually made him more attractive, "Beiyan! Let's see!" After saying that, he moved out cautiously in small steps.

The exaggerated clothes and that alluring little face attracted everyone's attention as soon as he left the private room, and even a few big boys who looked like high school students whistled at him.He had successfully hypnotized himself for the sake of the girl the moment she left the room, so at this moment, he gave them a gentle look and covered his face in embarrassment...

Walking to the counter in the front hall, the owner of the store had already placed the coffee and exquisite snacks on the tray, but the appearance of the pink hair still made him startled, "Brothers are hard enough! The girl is at table nine. ,go quickly!"

Yan Xi cast a provocative glance at the boss, picked up the tray and moved towards it infinitely enchantingly.

The shop owner shivered, and said silently, "Why do you think it's impossible?"

Lian was holding the tray, and looked at the table number nine nervously, the back of that slender long-haired girl, Yanyan sincerely did not deceive me!The back is so pretty!

"The coffee and snacks for table nine have arrived." Yan Li squeezed her throat and gently placed the tray on the table.

The girl raised her small face and looked at Yanyan with a smile, but at that moment, Yanyan couldn't smile anymore, what is this bearded girl doing? !

North Rock!you bitch!Introduce me to a guy!Zhaiyan held her heart and took a step back, and I was still dressed like this...

The store owner, who had been watching the situation here, exclaimed, "There are steps behind! That's number six, isn't it number nine!"

But it's too late...

Zhan Zhan's leaning body was like a pampas grass broken by the wind, weak and about to fall down.my girl!I'm going to be disfigured!He closed his eyes in despair, and the crystal tears slid down from the corners of his eyes.

"Leave me alone! I won't get up until my sister kisses and hugs me!" With her eyes closed and her lips pouted, she looked like an ugly version of Sleeping Beauty, waiting for a kiss...

"Is this man sick?"

"No, no, I think it's a goblin. Look at that hair, it's what a human should have!"

"Look at that skirt! It's weird and weird! With two days of legs exposed, it's not a serious girl at first glance, and the butt is almost leaking!"

"Is she wearing shoes? How strange!"

"She's a monster!!!!!! Run!!"

Suddenly, there was a sound of panicked footsteps, mixed with dust, and rushed to his face.He squinted his eyes and took a peek...

Fuck!The fall of the master is the fall of the antique city!What the hell is this antique!

"She's moved! Come and get rid of this female monster!" As he said that, he slammed a hoe and came towards Zhao Lian's face.

Zhaiyan immediately got up from the ground, dodging the attack, "You're fucking sick! Can't you tell that brother is a man?! What the hell is that ancient costume of yours, you're just a fucking female fairy!"

The man in ancient costume froze when he saw the eyes of Lian Li, "The female goblin has golden eyes!"

As soon as these words came out, the people around immediately gathered around and started discussing noisyly.

"He's actually the same color as Mr. Ran!"

"This ugly monster is not worthy of Mr. Ran! You belong to my slave family!"

"Young master dye is so handsome!"

"Stop, stop!" Yan Yan looked at the group of people impatiently and said, "What's going on! Who is Mr. Ran? The play is not over yet, I can tell you, I just went to the wrong set!"

The people around were still watching and pointing.He could only hear them repeating the golden eyes, shook his head speechlessly and said, "Beautiful pupils, buddies, don't say you don't know. I almost thought it was time travel."

A girl hides behind the others and says, "What are colored contact lenses!"

Lian's face became more and more ugly, he looked around seriously, and said softly, "I can't really time travel... I'm going to time travel as a maid..."

He turned around gracefully, and kept stroking his eyes gently with his hands. The pink hair wrapped around his fingers, and his charming and seductive posture made everyone stunned and quietly looked at this seductive fairy.Pink bangs covered half of his eyes, and he lowered his voice and said softly with his red lips slightly parted, "The Profound Truth Demon's Seal is really powerful, it even sealed my eyes, it's just showing off with golden eyes."

Everyone was stunned for a moment, and then receded like a tide, cursing while running.

Lian raised one leg to relieve the pain of the high heels, and hurriedly grabbed the hem of the skirt that was about to run up, "Why do I have to have these high heels?" He looked at the surrounding streets, the roads were clean and smooth, and sparsely populated.

"Is there a normal person? The one who knows how to cosplay and can take off makeup!" Zhaiyan walked along a random road, shouting as he walked, "Does anyone know where this is? Help me get a taxi, I'm a little Got lost."

It's a pity that almost all the residents in this area were terrified by him just now, and have already gone into hiding. How could anyone dare to answer him.

He took off his high heels in pain and rubbed his ankles, "How do the girls endure such shoes! Why is there no one!" He put on the high heels and yelled as he walked.

At this time, there was a sound of wheels rolling on the gravel road from the broad street ahead.

Zhaiyi was immediately pleasantly surprised by Chi!Running over with bare feet, I saw a beautiful and gorgeous carriage swaying from the front.He immediately rushed over to block the carriage, and said loudly, "Wait!"

The coachman hurriedly reined in his horse, looked at Yanyan in horror, but still asked calmly, "Why is the girl dressed like this! Is there anything wrong with blocking my way?"

Before he could answer, there was an elegant voice from the carriage, "Uncle Li, what happened?" As he spoke, a pair of long and gentle hands stretched out from inside, like a girl. He gently opened the curtain with his hand.

Uncle Li hastily closed the curtain and said, "Young master, don't look at it! Hot eyes!"

"..." Yanyan was taken aback for a moment, and then cursed, "Your mother is a pedophile, who is saying that you have hot eyes!"

A clear and clean laughter came from the carriage, and the man forcibly opened the curtain and said, "No problem! I am still very curious about the appearance of the person who can surprise even Uncle Li."

The man looked like a teenager, wearing a green bamboo-like gown, his hair was casually draped, a few strands of hair were tied up decoratively by a piece of bamboo, his delicate nose was tall and straight, his cherry lips were smiling, and his eyes were long and narrow. With a hint of sarcasm, it ruined the beauty of the whole day, but what shocked people was his golden eyes.

Yan Yan withdrew his eyes, pretending to be calm and said softly, "Is this little brat what they call Mr. Ran?"

"What's your name? Why don't you wear shoes?" The young master jumped off the carriage and walked in front of Yan Lan, took out a folding fan and raised his chin, looking at him provocatively with golden eyes.

With a paralyzed face, I looked at the son with a numb face, why is it as tall as me...

Uncle Li saw that Lian didn't answer for a long time, and said, "Didn't you hear what my young master said? It's been a lifetime of good fortune for you to be able to talk to my young master!"

Xie Xie shrank his feet, his round and lovely toes were stained with some dust, he said nonchalantly, "My name is Fan Xie, a big wooden fan, I will suffer from it."

"Interesting." The young master walked around Fan Yang, "This outfit is really weird." He said while tugging at his hair. "How about you come with me?"

Immediately, Fan Yang's eyes lit up, of course it's great!I have a place to live!It's better than sleeping on the street in a maid outfit! "No problem, no problem, of course I can agree to this humble request!"

The young master laughed and turned around and jumped back into the carriage. Seeing his young master's inappropriate behavior, Uncle Li could only silently shake his head, "Come here!" He said, giving him a large space.

Fan Yan climbed into the carriage indifferently, thinking in his heart, how come all the things are there, really time-traveled?My sister hasn't caught up yet, is the maid outfit for nothing?

The carriage plopped through the city to make trouble, who in the capital didn't know Mr. Yiran's carriage, but what was the thing sitting outside the carriage?

Everyone gathered on the side of the road curiously to watch, pink-haired man-eating monster!Still in rags!That's right, the simple people in the capital simply think that a maid's outfit is a worn-out beggar's outfit.

Sitting on the carriage, Fan Yan not only felt his face was hot, but also his buttocks were also hot. The eyes of this group of people are so enthusiastic...

"I said son... can you let me in?" Fan Yan patted the curtain in embarrassment.

The voice inside said lightly, "No, if I let you in, how will the people in the capital think of me?"

Fan Yang turned his head with a slumped face, a strong murderous aura radiated from his body, and the golden colored contact lenses aggravated the murderous aura.The onlookers shrieked as if they had seen Rakshasa, and suddenly the crowded downtown became like a ghost town, empty of people.

Fan Xun sat decadently, his manly morals were completely gone, and he felt that even the remaining dignity had to be turned into a lost mode.

"Uncle Li, am I strange?" Fan Wei lowered his head and asked the old man while driving the horse.

Uncle Li looked at the pink hair sadly, and sighed, "Oh, young man, it's hard work for you to survive to this day!"

Fan Kai, who was still decadent, immediately exploded, what the hell, wasting your food, sucking your air, using your toilet, and fucking your bed!What happened to me alive today!I also discovered that I am the real man today!

Uncle Li looked at Fan Yang's inexplicable reaction, and sighed again in his heart, why did the young master insist on taking him back?Could it be that he fell in love with this woman? !impossible!No matter what my wise and powerful young master wants to find someone as gentle and beautiful as Miss Wan!That's right!Even pulling a random one on the street is better than this man who is neither male nor female!

Uncle Li nodded affirmatively, starting from today!No!From now on!I will work hard to protect my son's reputation!

It was also on this day that this inexplicable encounter led to this inexplicable result, but everything is determined by fate.Mr. Ran sat in the carriage and read a book leisurely, feeling the super high pressure at two points outside, and felt very comfortable.

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