Let's eat rice cakes together

【17】

Chaohard suddenly proposed to me? !

Fuck!I... I, I, I have no preparations!

Neither physically nor psychologically!

How... what should I do?

Am I looking good today?Is the skin slippery?Is your hair messed up?

Oops!I didn't go out so I forgot to wear a wig today!

Also, I ate a lot of cheese two days ago, and I seem to have gained weight, and at this moment, I must have been so scared that my face turned pale!

fake!It must be all fake!

It's all hallucinations and auditory hallucinations, I'm still dreaming...

Although my heart was turbulent and stormy, I just stood there in a daze, staring blankly at the super hard in front of me.

Seeing that I didn't respond, Chaohard repeated: "Too soft, marry me."

Tai Shui frowned: What's the matter?Is there any "conspiracy"?

But Mr. Chaogan couldn't hold it back any longer. With a "puchi", he burst out laughing: "Haha, how can rice cake propose so straightforwardly and not romantic at all these days? Hahaha Ah Gang, you won."

Super hard: "..."

【18】

Alas, I think Superhard must have been forced to marry, he made this decision due to various pressures from the outside world.

After the exposure of my super hard "years of underground love affair", first of all, the rice cake fans of the two families exploded!

Since my trumpet has been hiding and mingling in the two fan circles all year round, I can naturally observe their reactions.

Although the girl cake fans of the super hard family look like soft and cute girls on the outside, they are all full of fighting power, especially some diehard fans who are unshakable no matter what, they are sad and crying, and they all agree that it is me He first seduced Chaohard and defined me as a "coquettish little cheap cake".

Female Cake Fan A: Humph!What a small fresh cake, it's clearly a cheap cake, fox cake!

Female cake fan B: That little cheap cake, I don't know what tricks she used to tease her?It actually confuses our brother Shi Geng.

Female Cake Fan C: That’s right, when it comes to skin whiteness and beauty, delicate body and soft body, sticky lower body skills, we can compare it with being too soft...

No no, this cannot be compared!It's not fair!

They panicked because they realized that their opponent was a piece of soft and glutinous white rice cake that was rare in a century.

As for my true love male fans, because of the gossip, the fans turned black, and very few of them lost their fans. Most of the male fans turned blue with anger and trembled all over. The presidents of the major support clubs wanted to provoke It's super tough, let's fight with brother Shi Geng!

They were bristling with anger, and my scalp was numb when I saw it, so I quickly tried to dissuade them with a trumpet, telling them to be calm in everything, calm down, calm down again!

Besides, they can't beat super hard ones at all.

As a result, the tall, burly, two-meter-tall president of my national support club appeared.

As the hardest part of male cake fans, he confronted me head-on: "Do you understand this feeling? The daughter-in-law who has been raised for so many years is robbed by other male cakes, and the top of our heads is green into a grassland Yes! Don't you see?!"

I... I see, you even have green fires of anger...

Compared with the large number of male fans, my female fans are only a small number. They are usually low-key and docile, and treat me like a daughter, no, a son, but this time they also shouted: scum!We have slept with our family Ruanruan for so long, how many more years are you planning to hide?Do you want to abandon it from the beginning to the end, and abandon it?

Hey, our poor Ruan Ruan!

I:……

Male cake fans with a hard lower body are very dangerous, and "pro-mother" female cake fans are also very good at brainstorming.

Among the two rice cake fans, there is also a female cake fan who likes me and super hard at the same time: Damn it!My husband and son had an underground relationship for many years? !

Their hearts were suddenly full of complexities and feelings.

My mood is also very complicated: ...

What the hell are husband and son!

Super hard and I are obviously the same age, if I open my mouth and call him "hard dad", super hard face will be ugly and see a new height!

And my real "can't be soft" dad is likely to beat me up, and I may soften into a puddle of glutinous rice flour and cheese puree.

【19】

In short, the rice circles of our two families have become extremely scary now.

After the scandal broke out, Chaohard and my competitor, Jiagao, may take advantage of the opportunity to make things worse, use the unscrupulous media to add fuel to the public image, and continue to reduce the popularity of the public rice cakes towards us.

In fact, I am not afraid that I will get angry because of this, or even quit the circle, but I am really worried about Chaohard, for fear that he will be discredited by me because of me causing his stardom to fail.

Later, Mr. Chaoqian told me that after the scandal came out, Uncle Chaohou who was far away abroad contacted Chaohard immediately.

The father and son cake sent a text message, Superhard didn't mind at all, and later showed me their chat records——

Super Rough Uncle: True or False?

Super hard: true.

Super Rough Uncle: Do you want to sleep?

Super hard: asleep.

Super thick uncle: Marry.

Superhard: ...OK.

After reading it, I: ...

very good!There are no emoticons, no emoticons, and no extra nonsense. The content of this conversation is really clear, simple and clear, and it can be called a clean stream in online chatting!

I am more sure.

Perhaps part of the reason why Chaojian married me was that he nodded because of Uncle Chaohou's majesty, no, "Supercoarse majesty".

【20】

Even though I said "marry him" twice super hard, I blushed and my heart beat numb, but I didn't immediately agree to his marriage proposal.

I am currently on the cusp of the storm, even if my marriage with him is just a temporary measure, and I need to temporarily have a fake marriage, I have to ask my parents for their opinions first.

My cousin Taishui also thought so, and soon contacted my parents and asked me to make a video call with them.

"Dad, Mom, you should have seen the news too. I'm sorry, the matter between me and Superhard..." I lowered my head and whispered, my palms were sweating nervously, "He made a decision over there, we …I might be marrying Superhard."

"Really?" My mother said excitedly when she heard "Slimy", "My God! Xiaoshi is even more handsome!"

My "can't be soft" dad also nodded: "Okay! Anyway, he is very hard."

I:"……"

Suddenly, I really want to end the video call directly.

I was born very soft, but gradually grew up and developed, but the lower body was still unable to be hard. Later, my parents found many doctors to treat my "soft" disease, but the doctors shook their heads and said that I was hopeless , This is a natural gift, and I can't get hard all my life.

My parents sighed unanimously: "Oh, I can't keep it, I can't keep it, I will marry off sooner or later."

So when I was very young, they wanted to find a reliable husband for me. In fact, they don't have to marry, they can marry in the future, as long as the other party is a good piece of cake, they can be hard.

In this way, even if my generation can't be hard, but my next generation has hard genes, their grandchildren can be hard!

I was really soft when I was a child, but I hadn't bent yet!

But now it's...

"Xiao Ruan, you and Xiao Shi should go get the certificate sooner! There is no rush for the wedding, you guys will film the movie first after you get the certificate, and after the filming of the drama, the wedding can be held later."

"Well, your mother is right, just listen to her."

I:"……"

This is my parents, my own parents, really.

【21】

Chaojian and I planned to get married. Not only did the parents of both sides agree, but they also urged us to get the certificate quickly, so Chaojian and I went to the marriage registration office of the Rice Cake Civil Affairs Bureau.

In our rice cake world, same-sex marriages are also very common, not surprising at all.

After completing all the procedures, Superhard and I have also successfully obtained the certificate, but there is still a difference between our rice cake world and the human world.In the case of a temporary flash marriage like me and Chaohard, an additional contract needs to be filled out, which is also equivalent to a contract.

The contract requires both parties to fill in a marriage date, that is, the effective number of years of marriage, usually in years, and any number between one year and 100 years can be written on it, and the shortest number of years shall prevail in the end.

We are not ordinary rice cakes, but rice cake essence, which can keep fresh for a long time without expiration. It is sweet and delicious for 100 years, so we can live to a hundred years old, and the frozen rice cake sticks like super hard ones can live longer.

Once the contract expires, both parties can come together to extend it, and then happily celebrate the wedding anniversary. Of course, you can also choose to divorce peacefully, saving a lot of troublesome divorce procedures.

This is to test the tacit understanding between husband and wife, to test whether the two parties have a tacit understanding?If the difference between the two numbers is small, then it is definitely very affectionate, otherwise...

I took a pen and didn't know what numbers to write, and wanted to peek at the Chaohard contract, but he quickly filled it out and hid it from me.

"up to you."

Superhard opened his mouth lightly. On such a festive day as obtaining a marriage certificate, his attitude is also lukewarm.

If it were me who was young and naive many years ago, I might immediately write "100", but now...

I struggled with it for a while, then wrote "1" slowly and with difficulty.

A cake is born like a play, and a play is born like a cake.

Chaojian and I got married in a fake way, just like those TV dramas.

One year, I set a deadline for myself.

After walking out of the Civil Affairs Bureau, I looked at the wedding ring in my hand, and suddenly remembered the love letters I wrote when I was a student. At that time, I thought it was super hard, and I wrote one after another, but finally threw them all into the trash can .

I shouldn't fall in love early, and the first love didn't end well, and I cried secretly for several nights, feeling sad for a long time.

Suddenly, Super Hard took my hand and pulled back my drifting thoughts.

I'm not used to it, and subconsciously want to break free, but his big palm is hard, holding my hand firmly in the palm of his hand.

This is still a public place, surrounded by a bunch of media reporters outside, the spotlights are flashing non-stop, shining on me and Chaohard's face, and I have to smile to cooperate with his acting.

Not only in the online drama "Fitness", but now in reality, Superhard and I still have a whole year to act.