Let's eat rice cakes together

Brother Shi Geng's episode [Sweet Little Shi Geng]

【1】

Superhard has never been talkative since he was a child, and has always had an expressionless face. At first glance, he looks like a cake for autistic children.

His mother passed away when he was very young, and his father was so busy with work that he seldom had the opportunity to take care of him.Later, Xiao Chaokuan, who was less than ten years old, experienced another kidnapping, and became even more taciturn after being rescued.

Now it seemed that this child was suffering from severe autistic depression, which made Gao worry even more. Other rice cakes were afraid that he would not be able to think about it every minute, so he took out a sharp knife from his pocket.

But there are usually sweet lollipops in the small super hard pockets.

Because he is a sugar-hearted rice cake, other cakes will die if they don’t drink water for three days, and he will faint if they don’t eat sugar for three days.

He doesn't have the worry of tooth decay if he eats too much sugar, and it's impossible for him to get diabetes, but if he faints due to hypoglycemia, he may die.

In fact, Super Hard has no autism depression at all, and he is not old enough to suffer from chuunibone disease, so he is both physically and mentally healthy.

Many doctors have already checked him, and they only lamented that the whole body is too hard, indestructible, as stable as Mount Tai, which is unheard of!

Both physically and mentally are super hard, but I am too lazy to speak, and I am too lazy to make unnecessary expressions. After all, it is too hard to move.

In short, it's a weird boy cake.

His "ultra-thick" father thinks there is no major problem, and it will be fine when his son grows up.

Not long after, the well-known music king "Chaocu" retired and decided to take care of his son at home. After that, Xiao Chaokuan also moved from his hometown in the north to the south and transferred to a key local rice cake primary school.

Xiaochao walked into Class 3, Grade [-] with his square schoolbag on his back.

His handwriting was also square at the time. After he wrote his name on the blackboard, the rice cakes in the class applauded and welcomed them, but the girls covered their mouths and snickered, and some boys couldn't help laughing "haha". come out.

After all, the name "ultra-tough", coupled with his naturally hard physique, is a bit... hard to describe.

Xiao Chaokuan is very speechless, obviously everyone's names are very simple and rude.

The homeroom teacher pointed to the monitor, planning to have Xiao Chaokuan and the "gentle" monitor sit together first.

Looking around, Xiao Chaojian found that the appearance was white rice cakes like him, but the squad leader's complexion was several degrees paler than his, white and tender, like a girl's cake.

At that time, the other rice cakes in the class were all laughing, but this monitor sat on his seat conscientiously and obediently, clapping his little hands non-stop, and his eyes seemed to be shining when he looked at the super hard.

Indeed, the squad leader was too soft to stare at Xiao Chaohard, his eyes were shining.

He often couldn't stand upright or sit upright, and he was so soft that he was really envious of the super hard man who was born so hard.

He remembered this super tough classmate on the 11th.

【2】

Chaohard has never seen such a "fresh and refined" soft cake.

Because they are at the same table, when two rice cakes lie on their stomachs and do their homework, they will inevitably bump into each other. Once when Xiao Chaojian accidentally touched too soft, even though it was just a light elbow, he instantly felt his softness. tender.

How to describe it?It was like a hard rock had hit silken tofu.

No, the little arms that are too soft are much softer than tofu, an indescribable "softness"!

When stretching too softly, because the waist is too soft, he will collapse on the chair accidentally, performing a very unique "too soft lying" in public; sometimes in the middle of the class, the little super hard deskmate will suddenly "Disappeared", because it was too soft and slipped under the belly of the table again if you didn't pay attention.

During the lunch break, Tairuan lay down on the table to sleep, half of his face was pressed down, it looked like he was squeezing dough, and while no one else was paying attention, Xiao Chaokuan sneaked in one day.

With this touch, Xiao Chaohard was shocked again!

It is softer and smoother than he imagined, and it feels super good to the touch, and it must taste delicious!

horrible!Why does he want to eat his monitor, his classmates?

Chaokuan was so frightened that he hurriedly drank sugar water to calm down, and quickly dismissed distracting thoughts.

Regarding his own physique, Tairuan told Chaohard with a smile, saying that those fortune tellers have already said that he is a rare soft and glutinous rice cake once in a century.

After listening to Chaohard, an idea came to mind.

【3】

After returning home, Xiaochao tugged at the corner of his father's thick clothes: "I...I'm going to tell my fortune."

"..." Mr. Super Thick reacted for three seconds, then touched his son's forehead with his hand to test his body temperature: Strange, this child doesn't have a fever either?

"I... I'm going to tell my fortune!"

Super thick: "..."

Because it is rare for Super Hard to insist on one thing so much, Mr. Super Thick couldn't hold him back, so he took him with him after all.

The fortune-telling master cake feels super thick and familiar at first glance, and looks very much like that heavenly king.

Mr. Super Thick, who wanted to keep a low profile, was a little embarrassed, but he was recognized by other cakes unexpectedly. Alas, it's all his fault for being too popular.

"You...you can't be the king of heaven 'soft...can't be soft'?"

Super thick: "..."

"My God! I... I am your rice cake fan! I can also sing your famous song! Aha, give me one so that I can't be soft! Let me not be weak for the rest of my life, not soft, not soft..."

"..."

At this moment, Mr. Super Thick really wants to drag his son away, this fortune-telling master cake is too blind!

However, Xiaochao fixed his eyes firmly on the fortune-telling master cake without blinking, obviously he couldn't drag it away.

Afterwards, the fortune-telling master cake sized up Xiao Chaohard, and began to use the skills of "permanent tongue" and "open eyes and nonsense" on him.

Seeing that Mr. Chaohou took out hundreds of yuan red bills, he looked like a rich man with no shortage of money. The master cake flickered back and forth, and flickered even more vigorously, from super hard looks, wealth luck, to career prospects, marriage , Even the next generation of descendants has been counted, anyway, they are all boasting to death.

But Xiao Chaokuan kept a straight face the whole time, unable to hear what he wanted.

The son was not happy, Mr. Super thick decisively put away the wallet, the fortune teller felt like crying, and continued to praise the young master in front of him desperately.

He still couldn't hear the sentence he wanted to hear, so he poked his stiff arm super hard, feeling a little depressed.

Seeing this, Master Cake said again: "Oh! Young master, your arms are so strong and powerful at such a young age, and the bottom is also thick...cough cough! In short, you are handsome and tough, and you will definitely fascinate thousands of boys and girls in the future !"

When Xiaochao heard it hard, he nodded quickly: "Yeah, I'm very hard."

The fortune-teller master cake counted again, and continued to follow the words: "You are the super-hard rice cake that is rare in a thousand years!"

Xiao Chaokuan shook his head: "Thousands of years, ten thousand years is too long, as long as it is more than 100 years."

"Young master, then you are the hard rice cake that is rare in 101 years."

Hearing this, Xiao Chaojian raised his brows and his eyes lit up.

very good!In this case, I will be one year older than that piece of soft glutinous rice cake, and he is still better!

Super thick uncle: ...

I can't see the future of my son, and I feel dark.

Finally, the young master of the gold master was satisfied. The fortune-teller was sweating profusely, and his mouth was dry. He thought to himself, these days, it is getting more and more difficult to do the business of cheating cakes. This kid may be a cake master in nature. sick!

【4】

Contrary to himself, in addition to being very soft, Chaohard also found that the squad leader was too soft, and he was a cheese maniac.

The teacher stood on the podium and said patiently: "Boys, read to me 'knowledge is power, knowledge changes destiny'!"

"knowledge is power!"

"Knowledge alters your fate!"

"Cheese is power, cheese can change destiny!"

A "traitor cake" appeared in the class, which was the little soft cake next to the super hard cake.

Later, Chaohard also found that it was too soft, and the most reasonable sayings and mottos of cakes are also——

I love cheese, cheese makes me happy!

He likes cheese so much, how delicious is it?Will eating too much not gain weight?

Xiaochao, who only loves sugar, was full of curiosity, and after taking a sip of cheese, the taste was simply...

So sinful!

Although they only got together for a short week, Chaohard fully understood Taisoft's "soft" physique and his obsession with cheese.In the second week, Chaohard took the initiative to ask for a change of seat, and no longer sat at the same table with Tairuan.

Too soft didn't speak for a while, with a lonely expression, but super hard didn't say anything.

It's been a week in a row, and of course he can also notice that he obviously can't stand the air-conditioning, is shivering too softly from the cold, and is still forcing a smile on his face, without repelling or rejecting him at all.

It really is a "gentle" monitor.

Some words are so hard that he may never say them in his life. After all, he has been bad at words since he was a child, and hates to say a lot.

Too soft, you are a soft cake that is rare in a hundred years, but I am a hard cake that is rare in 101 years, a little better than you!

Cheese is really delicious, you won't gain weight after eating it, that's great!

Southern soft cakes that are afraid of the cold, I will stay away from you in the future, so that you can stay warm all the time.

Class monitor, Tairuan classmate with student number 22, Xiao Ruanbing, thank you!